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Joined 03-28-03, id: 361746, Profile Updated: 04-13-11
Author has written 3 stories for Shakespeare, Saw, and Chicago!.

Update: I deleted my Young Ones fanfics from the site. I wrote them when I was 14, and now find them acutely embarrassing, what with the Mary-Sues and the "lol wouldn't it be hilarious if me and all my friends were in this TV show" thing I had going on. I kept backups for awkward nostalgia purposes...but at least they're not on the internet for strangers to judge any more.

You know, come to think of it, I'm lucky I didn't write more Mary-Sues in more fandoms back then. I certainly had lots of ideas for them.

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Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Written in Blood by teenageroadkill reviews
The heart cannot be involved. Emotionally there can be nothing there. But what happens when Hoffman can't learn to completely detach himself from his emotions, especially concerning Amanda? AMANDA/HOFFMAN fanfic about love, lust, and betrayal.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,689 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Amanda Y., Hoffman
For You, I Will by DasMervin reviews
"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Embry - Complete
Suffering by Jacalyn Hyde reviews
"Codependency can be a beautiful thing." Snapshots in the relationship of John Kramer and Amanda Young as they rely on each other for success and survival. Primarily focused on Amanda's apprenticeship. No chronological order. Not intended to be a romance.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Jigsaw, Amanda Y.
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from RENT by BeagleDee reviews
Brought to you by crazybeagle and deeplyshallow. A comprehensive list of the most valuable life lessons we've ever learned, brought to us by the bohemians and all their vast wisdom and experience. Shameless parody.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Mind Games by Kalika Barlow reviews
He got off on screaming. She got off on pain. An insight into the complex relationship between Mark Hoffman and Amanda Young. M for sexual content and swearing.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Hoffman, Amanda Y. - Complete
The Right Words by Subverted reviews
Sometimes it seemed as though they both struggled to speak, yet the meaning was always conveyed. My first Half-Life fic. Please review.
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,432 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009
Willow by Dance Elle Dance reviews
After Amanda's death, Hoffman buys her a plot of soil and a tombstone with her name engraved on it. He figures it's the least he can do. HoffmanAmanda, oneshot
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Hoffman, Amanda Y.] - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
The BLU Scout talks to his mother about a certain set of photographs. Scout's Mom/RED Spy, some humor. T for implications and some language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Scout - Complete
The Day Zurg Learned About Tension by Zurgakrakish reviews
“Ah! ‘umour is good! Very good!” Animus smiled, pulling out another picture from within his knapsack. “Let’s see how you ‘andle zis humour!” An Evil Emperor Zurg oneshot. Induces mind-scarring and brain-breaking, as usual.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Hoffman's Diary by teenageroadkill reviews
Hoffman's Diary, sequel to "Amanda's Diary". What if Detective Mark Hoffman kept a diary? Parody. One-shot.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Hoffman - Complete
To Pick Her by kissingonconey reviews
"If Hedy LaRue is a 'Z', Smitty is definitely an 'A'. And he likes 'A's." Smitty/Bratt
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Disbandment by Samuel Brooks reviews
What if the war was won? what if the team had to be disbanded? what if someone wouldn't let them move on?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
AlarmOTron by Hunter Kitty reviews
Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Fascist Friday by Hippie Mermaid reviews
A parody of Freaky Friday featuring The Young Ones. Rick and Vyv switch bodies. How will the archenemies adjust to this and is there a way out of this nightmare?
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 1/10/2006
The Old Ones by PineappleGrenade reviews
What if the students had survived that fatal crash and gone on to live happy, fulfilled adult lives? Haha, as if. Find out here for one night only!
Young Ones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Accidere Fera by Lady Bracknell reviews
The Marauders have made a pact to help Remus, but, as the full moon approaches, and Peter struggles to get to grips with Animagus transformation, James starts to wonder if he's wasting his time, if Peter just doesn't have this level of magic in him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - James P., Peter P. - Complete
Saw: Jigsaw's Birthday Party by Kaven reviews
What happens when most major SAW characters are invited to our favorite mastermind Jigsaw's birthday? Oneshot.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Lip O'erhanging the Abyss by my-echo reviews
A brief interlude between Cathy and Heathcliff, during one of their walks on the moor. Completely canon, no bringing them together. Passionate arguing, one might say.
Wuthering Heights - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Bullfrog, Chickenhawk, Turtledove by Starkiller reviews
Diego contemplates the companion and friend he has found in Sid, and his changing feelings towards him. DiegoxSid, slash. Spoilers, takes place during Ice Age 2.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sid, Diego - Complete
The Domino Effect by Sam Mellor reviews
Bernard meets the one customer he was never expecting...
Black Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
The Younger Ones by The Hot Hedgehog reviews
A look at how our favourite college lads started off at primary school. Please read and review.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006
The Extroadinary Things by rainbowfairy reviews
This is a tale of love, friendship, confusion, conflict, lust, dare, experience, regret and many other adjectives. Read to discover this enchanting story. Warning: Slight genre change for a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 10/12/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Starving by 0oirish eyeso0 reviews
The war is in full force and Hermione, in post Hogwarts days, has been taken captive. With nothing but her own thoughts and her mind as her prison, she reflects on what her life has become. WARNING: Rape insinuation. Do not read if this will offend you
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
The End of a Perfect Day by CarnavalNoir reviews
We're all clinging to our happy ending, aren't we. We all want them to find Adam delirious and wounded, but alive. [Complete]
Saw - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
Rise and Shine by CarnavalNoir reviews
Set before the events depicted in the movie. Adam watches Lawrence, and doesn't know someone else is watching him. WARNINGS : voyeur!Adam, masturbation. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/10/2005
Not A Capulet: The Tragedy of Tybalt by MurasakiNeko reviews
Tybalt of Romeo and Juliet is not really a true Capulet he is Lady Capulet's nephew, though he lives in the house and is thought to be one by the townspeople of Verona, and he wishes to prove himself just as worthy of the name as the Capulet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
The Crucible in 15 Minutes: THE SPOOF by Shakespeare Nerd reviews
So they've made the Phantom of the Opera. They've made Harry Potter. But I'll tell ya what they haven't made: THE CRUCIBLE. Oh, yes. Scared yet? If not, you will be when you first hear of Tituba from Da Hood.
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
SpazQuest by Violet CLM reviews
A parody of a text adventure game, starring Spaz. (Complete)
Jazz Jackrabbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Complete
Evil Never Sleeps by Calvin Wong reviews
A closer look at the inner workings of Zurg's Evil Empire. Thanks go to Ty Parsec for the inspiration.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rabid Plot Bunny by leaf1 reviews
Lavender & Parvati find a strange bunny on Hogwart grounds that makes mad-cap schemes come true. They call in the person they know they can count on- Prof. Trelawney. Will they be able to save the school?Everything from babysitter!MarySue to Playa!Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 6/18/2003
Lunacy by Raiegki Leviathan reviews
Ripper Roo shares his life story...and his hatred of straight jackets with the world.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
The Darling Buds of May by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Short and hopefully sweet rocketshipping, pure fluff. James decides it's time to confess his true feelings to Jesse. *songfic / poetryfic parody* *complete*
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/3/2001 - Complete
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All He Cares About Is reviews
Billy has a one-track mind - and no wonder Roxie isn't his type. Drabble. Implied slash, spoilers for stage version.
Chicago! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009
Scrapes and Bruises reviews
When all is said and done, somebody has to clean up the mess. Post-VI, double drabble
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Thirteenth Night reviews
What would the play Twelfth Night be without Viola? A tragedy, that's what.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete