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Joined 01-11-12, id: 3618208, Profile Updated: 06-21-14
Author has written 11 stories for Pokémon, Dungeon Defenders, My Little Pony, Dark Cloud, Binding of Isaac, Mario, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

News: School's out, I'm totally free for the Summer, and I'll be updating much more frequently. I'm so sorry that I have not been writing much, this year has been rough. Also, apparently my The Binding of Isaac story has already gotten flamed. If those two people who will remain nameless ever return here, I'd just like to ask if you've ever stopped to think that MAYBE the story wasn't finished yet? I checked the box for "In Progress" for a reason. On a happier note, I'm back! And I'll try to update as frequently as possible because I love each and every one of you that reads my stories. :D


Hello everyone, and welcome to insanity. I'm xXDarkRiftXx and I'll be your guide. I guess I should say some stuff about myself, so here goes.

Fanfiction name: xXDarkRiftXx

Real name: Hugh Cares (If you catch my drift)

Gender: Male

Likes: Pokemon, Paper Mario and a few other Mario games such as Super Mario RPG, LoZ, more specifically Ocarina of Time, Wind Waker, Skyward Sword and a Link to the Past, Epic Battle Fantasy 3/4, Okami, RotMG, VG Cats, I Wanna Be The Boshy, RubyQuest, Game Grumps/Steam Train/Steam Rolled, Pokemon Mystery dungeon blue/sky/gates to infinity, Dark Cloud/Dark Cloud 2, a multitude of Final Fantasy games, Bravely Default, Yu-Gi-Oh!, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Soul Eater, Sword Art Online, Sgt. Frog, Fullmetal Alchemist, being nerdy, and laughing at people doing/saying stupid things.

Dislikes: Games with cheap difficulty, Berry Juice (If you know me IRL you know my conflict with Berry Juice), Jynx, Level grinding in RPG's, When something makes me ragequit (I'm looking at YOU Mario Party!), jump scares, screamers, and creepypastas (God I hate Lavender town, Ben, and Tails Doll.), those nightmares where you cant do anything and are forced to just stand there. I mean its bad enough that you're most likely going to get killed by god-knows-what, but then you get insulted by not even being able to fight back.

Heh, funny how most of those are video game related. I have no life.

Some random facts:

-My OC Jagger came to be when I was playing Super Mario RPG. His name came from Jagger, the Terrapin in Monstro town. (NOT Moves Like Jagger! I swear, I will find the Azure Flute, Climb the mountain, and get Arceus to send you to distortion world if you say I got his name from that!) and him being a Lucario... I just like Lucario. And besides, I think that name fits a Lucario well.

-On the subject of OCs, I was originally going to have a character named Jinx, a Ninjask. He was going to be Jagger's sensei much like in Super Mario RPG. But I decided not to. Mostly because I don't have that much creativity.

- Jynx freak me the hell out.

- My 3ds FC is 0731-5278-5237. My Friend Safari has Gyarados, Octillery, and Azumarill.

- Sometimes I obsess over Lucario a little too much

-Did I mention I hate Berry Juice?

- Me and my friends IRL actually turned Berry Juice into an insult

- You're a Berry Juice

- The inner machohisions of my mind are an enigma. *Milk falls over*

- Pokemon makes me happy

- I wonder if Vanillite/Vanillish/Vanilluxe are edible... I'm hungry and I want ice cream.

- I love VG cats. I caught a Luxaray and a Ninetales and named them Leo and Aeris.

-There was originally something about Epic Battle Fantasy 3 here, until it decided to wipe my save file! So yeah.

-It's Boshy time


- It's a Pumbloom

- Luna is best pony

- My favorite Pokemon of each type are

Bug: Ninjask

Dark: Darkrai

Dragon: Dragonite

Electric: Raichu

Fighting: Infernape

Fire: Ninetales

Flying: Skarmory

Ghost: Giritina

Grass: Roserade

Ground: Flygon

Ice: Regice

Normal: Porygon-Z

Poison: Nidoking

Psychic: Meloetta

Rock: Regirock

Steel: Lucario

Water: Suicune

- I have a multitude of characters that are unused. Including:

The previously mentioned Jinx the Ninjask

Zoe the Ampharos

Cari the Lucario (Replaced by Luna)

Samantha the Floatzel (Replaced by Ashley)

Shar the Hydriegon

Xiao the Zangoose (If you can guess where I got the name then I love you :3)

Who knows? Maybe I'll add them in future fanfictions... Maybe...

- You can find me on TPPC, Deluge RPG, Pokemon Battle Quest, Armor Games, Cheezburger, gpx plus, Totaljerkface, Dueling Network, and DevPro YGOPro, as xXDarkRiftXx, JaggerTheCario, or in rare cases, Unholy Shadow. Oh, and you can also find me on Realm of the Mad God as Dumbash. (Don't ask about the name. I wont have an answer)

- I am now on Omegle! Just put xXDarkRiftXx, or Dark Rift as your interests and your up for a chance at finding me! I'm usually on every night so say hi if you find me!

So thats about it. I'll try to update my stories as often as possible so I dont keep my few fans waiting.


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Derpédex by C7sus4 reviews
Starting out on a journey? Couldn't afford a normal pokédex? Then this is for you. This is your guide to the world of pokémon for now. Lucky you. Rated M for graphic language, among other things.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 90,831 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 2/1/2012
A Rather Unwelcome Burden by C7sus4 reviews
A Mystery Dungeon parody, with a little original plot thrown in. Follow the adventures of a shinx named Dave and his friend Houndour as they deal with the hardships a rescue team brings, and a possible crisis of world-ending proportions! Rated M for adult humor and language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Shinx/Kolink, Houndour/Delvil
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The Binding of Isaac: A Novelization reviews
Isaac and his mother lived a simple, happy, until Isaac's mom hears the voice of God calling to her, demanding that she kill her son. Blinded by her beliefs, she goes to kill Isaac, who must travel into the unknown depths, and defeat the endless abominations that dwell within...
Binding of Isaac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Isaac, Mom, Devil, God
The Knight at the Top of the Tower reviews
I recently replayed Dark Cloud, and beat the Demon Shaft so I decided to write this. One-shot about the battle between Toan and the Black Knight Pendragon. *Shot'd for not giving good summary*
Dark Cloud - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Toan, Black Knight Pendragon - Complete
Pinkie Pie's Dream reviews
Short one-shot about Pinkie's dream. Spoiler alert: It's about frosting. Ahhh, creamy, creamy, frosting... Many WTFs are to be had here, beware.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
Paper Pokemon reviews
Somehow, Jagger, Trace and friends were transported into the world of Paper Mario, and they try to find out why. They try to find anything that might get them back home, but returning home may be the least of their problems...
Crossover - Pokémon & Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Lucario, Lord Crump
I Don't Belong Here reviews
One day, Rainbow Dash finds a strange unicorn named Star who claims to be from another world. Star believes that this is the perfect world that he was looking for, but will the other ponies accept his kind as easily as Rainbow Dash, or will they turn against him? OC X Rainbow Dash. RATING MAY CHANGE!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2013 - OC, Rainbow Dash
Yu-Gi-Mon: Tournament of Champions reviews
When a young Bulbasaur finds a strange card lying around, he soon discovers that an all new card game has appeared in the world of Pokemon! A strange tournament suddenly appears to see who is the best at this game. Though he may not want to, Xavier may discover that he must enter to win the prize of 10 million P. Is this just a normal card game? Or something much, much more?
Crossover - Pokémon & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Cyndaquil/Hinoarashi, Treecko/Kimori, Piplup/Pochama
Am I The Only Normal One Here? reviews
What happens when a really hyper Emolga, an odd Spinda, a clueless Bidoof, and just a normal Quilava become a rescue team? Endless adventurous fun! Pico thinks that everyone else is a bit odd, but maybe he isn't as normal as he says. Takes place after the events of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky. T just to be safe
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Quilava/Magmarashi, Emolga/Emonga, Spinda/Patcheel, Bidoof/Bippa
Jagger and Trace's Awesome Adventures reviews
Jagger the Lucario is stupifeid, and Trace the Dragonite has to put up with him. What things will happen? Hilarity? Adventure? Tragedy? Romance? Madness? Read to find out! Rated T for mostly mild language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Lucario, Dragonite/Kairyu
Poke Party reviews
xXDarkRiftXx is bored, so he decides to play a game of sorts. Not a crossover, just a Mario Party Parody. T for safety.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Lucario
From Fire With Brimstone reviews
Four heroes, Shadow, Serenity, Rift, and Desiero decide to traverse though the land of eternia once again out of boredom, but the challenge is greater than they thought.
Dungeon Defenders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012
Mt Silver reviews
A young trainer scales Mt. Silver, Johto's greatest challenge. But at it's peak, a legend awaits his challenge. One-shot
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Red - Complete