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Joined 01-11-12, id: 3618410, Profile Updated: 10-08-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

If their is anyone who wants their fanfic (based on Tenten) to be adopted, I'd gladly take the job!

I am 100% against bashing of any kind! Every character is someone else's favorite!

You know why I love having an account that nobody knows who you are? Because I can rant, diss people I don't like under code names (EFFF U CALORIES!!! and yes, that's a code name... but if you want you can count it as the actual calories...), and most of all, write depressing stories without your parents finding out then asking you if you're an emo.

Also it gives me the freedom of saying how much I love anime/manga(or more precisely, Naruto) without anyone know. Well guess what? I LOVE THAT SH*T!... Ahhh, that felt nice.

Anyways, call me Anon. And I'm not gonna say if I'm a guy or girl, unless someone guesses right. Not that it's hard to get it right. I mean really, guys, it's a 50-50 chance here.

Check out my deviantart account also! http://how2beanonymous.deviantart.com/


Please check out my forum! :

The Best Naruto Fanfiction! http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Best_Naruto_Fanfiction/104175/

I also have a fiction press account under the same name if you want to check that out


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Favorite quotes:

"How is the sky the limit, when there's foot prints on the moon?"

-Anon

"'Revenge isn't sweet, you know. It's bitter.'

'Doesn't matter.'

'What do you mean it doesn't matter?!'

'I mean I like coffee.'"

-Conversation between me and my friend on pranking someone who pranked me

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world."

-George Bernard Shaw

"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it."

-Henry Ford


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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 830,629 - Reviews: 6264 - Favs: 6,162 - Follows: 5,362 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Monster Fighters by Dayja reviews
Tony Stark has faced kidnappers before. He may only be four years old, but his new friends are strong and brave, and together they can take on any monster…even the ones that come from within. And oddly enough, this is not an AU. Coulson probably wishes it were.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,148 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Zanzou by chibi heishi reviews
*Shinkirou sequel* With the Godaime overthrown and Sanctuary triumphant, Konohans are finally able to live without the suffocating shroud of fear. But Danzo made enemies besides his own people, and Konoha is about to face the consequences of his actions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,318 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Iruka U., Naruto U.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Agent Coulson, Patron Saint of SHIELD by Agent Malkere reviews
Being dead was odd but, overall, slightly underwhelming.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Death by gummybear1620 reviews
Team 7 is a bond that can never be broken. No matter who or what tries, in the end, they will survive above everything that has tried to tear them apart, because sometimes it just takes a little time to bring everyone together. Mild, if any, tragedy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Team Seven - Complete
Spin the Bottle by Strix 4 reviews
"There were many theories on how the story of Team Seven would finally end." A tale about the old Team Seven, and how they fall apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Bound by clockworkchaos reviews
Toph is a properly raised earth kingdom lady. With properly bound feet. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,599 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Toph - Complete
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
iMeet a Jinchuuriki and an Avenger by Uchiha Ryuga reviews
What happens when Naruto and Sasuke spend an entire school year in Seattle with the iCarly gang? Naruto and Sam get into mischief, sparks fly for Freddie, Sasuke remains apathetic, Carly has new help with iCarly, and Spencer catches stuff on fire.
Crossover - Naruto & iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,350 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dreams: Asylum by Xtreme Nuisance reviews
AU. Fromerly 'What If.' What if the Naruto gang woke up in an insane asylum located just outside of Tokyo? What would happen if they all were there because they dreamed of places and things that didn't exist? Part XI: Gaara and Temari posted. On Hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,041 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sakura H.
The Road Less Travelled By by Fiona reviews
What if Sasuke chose a different path? How could he change his destiny, just by one small act of personal weakness? How many lives would be changed for the better, and how many for the worse? [Team7 friendship fic,AU from Ep 33]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,894 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2005
We Have A Son by myspoonslife reviews
A very cute Calvin and Hobbes based story that just kinda popped into my mind.I had to change the rating awhile back for Temaris mouth. Kind of rushed the ending bc my conscience said I needed to finish this before my dumbself throws the story away..again
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dance by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
One shot. When Tenten dances, she brings herself one step closer to death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Weapons Dance by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Like many other shinobi, Tenten has achieved her status through hard work and her own unique training style. After all, she is known as the Weapons Mistress of Konoha, and she can make her weapons dance. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
To Lay With Dragons by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten's always loved dragons.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Her Father's Sword by Kilerkki reviews
Tenten was never supposed to be a ninja. But she's not going to let that stop her. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Tenten - Complete
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Wishes reviews
Erin wanted nothing more than to live in narutoverse... She never thought that the phrase be careful for what you wish for would ever apply to her... but what if she prefers it here?-Self Insert-bad summary sorry-T for language-please read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012
Team Seven's Rant reviews
A collection of team 7's rants. Warnings: RANDOM! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Team Seven
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