AnotherSpoonyBard
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Joined 01-11-12, id: 3618504, Profile Updated: 01-15-18
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and Bleach.

Hey folks, Spoony here.

I like to write, and while fanfiction isn’t really my main medium, I’m trying to keep up a bit with it, and at the very least, you can be assured that I finish what I start. (Just sometimes very, very slowly).

Amateur writer aspiring to professionalism, semi-pro analyzer of characters. If only I could get paid for headcanon creation.


My fandom interests are all over the place, but at the moment, I’m building a Bleach (anime/manga) AU, based around the hypothetical question “what would the world of Bleach be like without Ichigo?” This question spawned a lot of ideas, and a multi-part universe called Chaos Theory. Some of the planned parts of that universe are:

1. The Butterfly Effect (POV Rukia, Ishida) - Gen - [Complete]
2. The Three-Body Problem (POV Ishida, Karin, Yuzu) - Gen - [Complete]
3. Adhesion (POV Byakuya, Rukia) - Gen - [Complete]
4. Triple Point (POV Renji) - Gen - [Complete]
5. Plasticity (POV Momo) - Gen - [Complete]
6. Escape Velocity (POV Isshin, Rangiku, Hitsugaya) - Gen - [Complete]
7. The Uncertainty Principle (POV Urahara, others) - Gen - [Complete]
8. Covalence (POV Karin, Uryū, Yuzu) - Gen - [Complete]
9. Catastrophe Theory (POV multi, Winter War events) - Gen - [Complete]
10. Refraction (POV multi, codas/extras to Catastrophe) - Gen - [Complete]
11. Universal Constant (POV Ikkaku, Yumichika) - M/M - [Complete]
12. Lacunae (POV Kyōraku, others) - Gen - [Complete]
13. Dark Matter (POV Karin, Yuzu, Uryū, Isshin) - Gen - [In Progress]

Order, names, and such are subject to change. Additional 'ships forthcoming. I have a list now; if you're really curious, send a PM and I'll share.


I mostly write gen. I think platonic love is drastically underrepresented in fiction, including fanfiction, and so I like to write about it because friendship and families of choice and mentorship and all that are important. That said, I love love in all its many forms, so I also write 'ships. Het, slash, femslash—hell, if I could find a plausible OT3 I liked, I'd write for that too.

When I do write about romantic love, the pairs will probably be rare, and almost certainly not canon. This is partly as an exercise in plot construction (it’s harder to get rare pairs together on average, and harder to keep both in-character and believable), but also partly because, qua 'shipper, I have a lot of weird tastes, and I only write what I’m interested in writing, so there’s that.

I can’t think of anything else especially worth saying about myself, except I guess that I love getting PMs and talking with people. I’m also pretty susceptible to requests for one-shots and stuff, so if you have a prompt you’d like me to fill, there’s no harm in asking. The worst I can do is be extremely flattered but decline.


Now on AO3, as AnotherSpoonyBard.

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What Happened After by dragonwriter24cmf reviews
Abel defeats Cain, but what happens after that? What will he do? Will he finally rejoin the sister he left behind? Or is there something else he needs to do?
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,663 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 5/28/2009 - [Abel N., Astharoshe A.] - Complete
for the fallen ones, locked away by BiblioMatsuri
Five points of view on the night before the guillotine fell; and then, they all meet in a bar. / A set of character studies from during and after the Soul Society arc in AnotherSpoonyBard's Chaos Theory AU. All titles from Panic! At The Disco's "This Is Gospel".
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,905 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Uryuu I., Karin K., Yuzu K., Renji A. - Complete
Footnotes: by BiblioMatsuri reviews
Here's to the forgotten. (What happened to the rest of the Karakura kids.) / Inspired by AnotherSpoonyBard's Chaos Theory series, but all you really need to know for this one is the premise: 'Ichigo died with Masaki.' Warnings: Canon character death, canon-typical violence, non-canon character death, and a few odd canon-typical bad ends.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Orihime I., Chad/Y. Sado, Tatsuki A. - Complete
the only right answer by BiblioMatsuri reviews
My enemy throws my achievements in my face, calling the pride I take in my allegiances /sin/. I'd laugh in his face, if I were just a bit more careless of my current state. / Reaction to the most recent manga chapter, and a look back at Uryuu's character arc. Title from vgperson's translation of Kenshi Yonezu's "Poppin' Apathy". Spoilers to chapter 680.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Uryuu I. - Complete
Paragon by AsteraceaeBlue reviews
"It was not a sudden passionate embrace or the thought of another man or even a slow realization of a change that shook Sherlock Holmes to the core and toppled every belief about love and sentiment. It was a phone call. One single phone call from Detective Inspector Lestrade."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,104 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Taming the Tiger by Morna reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire has been taken as a prisoner of war by the Queen Zelda. Uncertain of what to do with her captive, they strike a bargain that leads to unexpected and surprising results. AU Zelda. GanondorfxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,241 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
STOLEN LEGACY by HELLACRE13 reviews
What if Diana did not grow up to be Princess of Themyscira? But stolen to be trained and join the most feared warriors in the Universe.The Female Furies.Is fate charted or ordained?
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 310,231 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
One Moment of Greatness by FFNovelist reviews
The rough draft of my Final Fantasy XII novelization. Check my profile for the revised draft.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,922 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Ashe, Balthier - Complete
A Small Measure of Happiness by The Wayward Philosopher reviews
CotP, Cheripha/Wyl long one-shot. "I can offer no words that will make all of it disappear. What’s done is done, and however much we may wish for it, we cannot change the past. But, if you like, I can help you make sure it doesn’t rule your future.”
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Cheripha, Wylfred - Complete
A Suitor for Ashe by Crysty reviews
Five years after "the end" in an ending where Balthier and Fran do NOT send word of their survival, Ashe is forced onto the marriage market. Larsa Solidor is coerced into presenting himself and brings with him a mysterious judge magistrate. Balthier/Ashe
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,882 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ashe, Balthier - Complete
Save the Queen by SerialRavist reviews
Ramza visits Delita to ask some old questions but ends up coming home with far more than just answers.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,088 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ramza.B, Ovelia.A - Complete
Demon Slayer Sango by PinkRoseBouquet reviews
How will a lonely demon exterminator find happiness in the feudal era? SangoSesshomaru. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,681 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Sango, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Soledad by Thunk reviews
(Complete) A Sango and Sesshoumaru love story.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,381 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Sesshōmaru, Sango - Complete
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Dark Matter reviews
Dark matter does not interact with light or other electromagnetic radiation, so it cannot be observed directly—but it can be detected by measuring its gravitational effects. Such unseen material may make up more than ninety percent of the universe. Or: the Kurosakis and Ishida survey the damage.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 1/15 - Uryuu I., Isshin K., Karin K., Yuzu K. - Complete
Lacunae reviews
In anatomy, a lacuna is a cavity, discontinuity, or depression in bone. More broadly, the term refers to any unfilled space or gap. In the wake of the Winter War, the Gotei 13 is perforated to the foundations—many of its officers are gone forever. It falls to the new Sōtaichō to repair the breaks. Or: in which Shunsui fights with C46 a lot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/3 - Shunsui K., Nanao I., J. Ukitake - Complete
Universal Constant reviews
A universal constant is a physical quantity fixed across context and time. Some things are reliably unchanging, despite the way circumstances and conditions fluctuate. Yumichika and Ikkaku have learned over many years that they can rely on each other—come hell or high water. With upheaval in Soul Society, the Gotei 13, and the division they call home, they're going to need to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 12/30/2017 - [Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.] - Complete
Refraction reviews
Refraction is the change in direction of wave propagation due to a change in its transmission medium. The same thing becomes different, sometimes radically different, when the surrounding context is altered. Extra scenes, alternate perspectives, and supplementary tidbits from Catastrophe Theory.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Rukia K., Uryuu I., Karin K., Yuzu K. - Complete
Catastrophe Theory reviews
In mathematics, catastrophe theory is part of the study of dynamical systems. In particular, it studies and classifies phenomena characterized by sudden shifts in behavior arising from small changes in circumstances. Or: in which the Winter War arrives at last.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,551 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Uryuu I., Karin K., Yuzu K., S. Aizen - Complete
Covalence reviews
A covalent bond is one in which atoms share electrons, enabling each to reach a state of stability, with a full outer shell. Or: in which Karin, Uryū, and Yuzu get by with a little help from their friends.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Uryuu I., Karin K., Yuzu K. - Complete
The Uncertainty Principle reviews
In quantum mechanics, the uncertainty principle is any of a variety of mathematical inequalities asserting a fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle—complimentary variables—can be known. Or: in which Kisuke Urahara's mistakes send him into the depths of Hell—quite literally.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Rukia K., Uryuu I., K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Escape Velocity reviews
In physics, escape velocity is the minimum speed needed for an object to break free from the gravitational attraction of another object. Or: in which Tōshirō and Rangiku clear some air with Isshin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Isshin K., Karin K., T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Plasticity reviews
A plastic object is one that is easily molded. But plasticity has another consequence: once the object has been given the desired shape, it cannot return to what it once was. Or: in which Momo learns that her world has not ended, and crazy friends are good for you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Isane K., M. Hinamori, Kiyone K., Tobiume - Complete
Triple Point reviews
In thermodynamics, the triple point of a substance is the temperature and pressure at which the three phases of that substance coexist in equilibrium. Or: in which Renji does a little soul-searching, and gets his own damn bankai, thank you very much.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Renji A. - Complete
Adhesion reviews
Adhesion is the tendency of dissimilar things to cling to one another. Such coexistence is most often temporary, particularly when other, stronger forces act against it. Or: in which Rukia learns the truth about Hisana—and Byakuya.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Rukia K., Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
The Three-Body Problem reviews
In physics, the solution to a three-body problem uses an initial set of data that specifies the positions, masses and velocities of three bodies at some particular point in time to determine their motions, in accordance with the laws of classical mechanics. Or: in which Ishida and the Kurosaki twins enroll in Shin'ō Academy, and the spectre of Sōsuke Aizen looms.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,135 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Uryuu I., Karin K., Yuzu K., Renji A. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect reviews
There is a principle in chaos theory that states that even a minute change in initial conditions can have a profound effect on the events that follow. What if Ichigo Kurosaki had died along with his mother when the Grand Fisher attacked him? This is the beginning of one possible answer.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Rukia K., Uryuu I., K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
The Unspeakable Files: Godspell reviews
After the war, Severus and Draco work as Unspeakables, confronting some of the darkest mysteries in the wizarding world. When Draco is hit with an ancient hex, though, it's time to call in some help- from unusual places. DM/LL, SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,443 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Draco M., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Unspeakable Files: Expectation and Speculation reviews
[One-Shot] For 22Moons, a "missing scene" from Godspell. Draco and Blaise have a regular meeting at the Pale Hart, a chance for both of them to catch up once in a while. One of these meetings gets a little uncomfortable for Draco; after all, Blaise always knows more than he should. Draco/Blaise friendship, mentions of BZ/CW and pre-DM/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Draco M., Luna L., Blaise Z., Charlie W. - Complete