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Joined 01-11-12, id: 3619195, Profile Updated: 04-25-12
Author has written 7 stories for Hunger Games, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Harry Potter.

I hate writing profiles.

But I guess I have to, for appearance's sake. Your account looks pretty dead if you don't personalize it a bit so... I guess I'll just roll up my sleeves and get the dirty work done.

Hm... Well, obviously I like to write. It's like building your own Lego world... but with words. Somewhat cliche sounding, I know, but there really isn't any other way to describe it without drooling over my hobby like some artists do. Another hobby I like is reading, because it gives you a chance to see other styles and maybe improve your own. And finally, my third hobby which is completely unrelated to the previous two is feeding ducks. Yep. Not just ducks, but regular birds and big, fat carps too. I'll buy sacks of bread and head to the nearest pond to feed whatever's lurking around at the moment and just toss my money away.

Another fact... I'm homeschooled. See, I used to go to public schools until last year, because I decided that I wanted to sleep in more and I didn't like waking up early for school. Unfortunately, my plan just backfired. Instead of waking up at 7:15, now my mummy has me up at 5:00. Karma's a real bitch sometimes.

Another fact... I live in Las Vegas. Did you know they have mini casinos at the local pharmaceutical markets?


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Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3726 - Favs: 6,842 - Follows: 6,837 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 241,168 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,790 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Quiet by The Almighty Mahokins reviews
Ib had always been quiet. Maybe that was why she was so appealing to him. Her moments of silence, they always seemed to be engraved into his head. drabble-ish, I suppose.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
How Many Times? by The Almighty Mahokins reviews
A short letter from Garry to Ib during their time in the Fabricated World. "I can't bear it... Your hair splayed around you, the blood dripping in a mess of crimson, your closed eyes, never to open again... It gets me everytime. But I'll do anything to bring you back with me. Anything... So I guess it's back to the last saving point." ONESHOT
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Epilogue of Ib by Joker Extreme reviews
A series of short epilogues for each of Ib's multiple endings.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
All Through The Night by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: "Maybe this isn't all bad, Petunia tries to convince herself. Maybe it will keep him safe. Hidden. Who would look for a child in a cupboard? Not she, nobody she knows, and hopefully no dark wizard."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Petunia D.
Understanding sympathy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
What if the Elder Wand hadn't just rebounded the Avada Kedavra curse on Voldemort? What if his death had been more slow and painful? One-shot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,583 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Enough of a Miracle by lordhellebore reviews
ONE SHOT: After the war, Remus gets the miracle he wished for. Almost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Newest Hogwarts Ghost by Theta Serpentis reviews
A poem from the point of view of a Hogwarts Student OC who died in the Battle of Hogwarts. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any elements thereof, nor am I making money on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/29/2010 - OC - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Tale Of Seasons by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: Her master's victory is nothing like Bellatrix hoped for. She lost everything, and even the Dark Lord has no more use for her. The only thing that is left to her is one prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bellatrix L., Neville L. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 311 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Six Impossible Things by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. There is nothing about him that should capture her attention. So why can't she look away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 5,205 - Follows: 542 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding Yellow by Realmer06 reviews
Neville's mother has been giving him gum wrappers since he was eleven. But one color has always been missing. Will Neville ever be able to find his yellow and complete the rainbow? DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 710 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Some Say by Eraina reviews
Post book 7. Snape is good, but now he's dead, killed in the final battle of the wizarding war. Despite much controversy, a memorial was erected for him on the Hogwarts grounds...a very special memorial. In fact, some say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Magical Mystery Meal by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Don't play with your food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Sunshine and Roses by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: 1968: On his way home from work, Tobias Snape ponders his relationship with Eileen. In the beginning, they loved each other, didn't they? But now, only bitterness and harsh words are left. Part of the "Two bbs and a bear verse".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Tobias S., Eileen P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Save him Save me by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Cradling a wounded child, Molly encounters Bellatrix on the battlefield, and discovers a horror noone knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Not My Fault by Laume reviews
Written for the 3th floor corridor contest. To the very end, Lucius insist that it is not his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Soul Maties by Bagge reviews
They are large, they are mean, they are Crabbe and Goyle. They are bullies and they are tired of playing the second fiddle. Time to get some real friends. Humor & Friendfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Heroin, She Said by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: Voldemort is gone, Harry and Draco are happy together. One evening at dinner with his wife and best friends, Ron tells of an accidental meeting with Draco's former betrothed, Pansy Parkinson, in the nocturnal streets of London.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Pansy P., Ron W. - Complete
My Doomed Children by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: They were Slytherins, they were supposed to be the rotten apples, they were expected to be as they were. No one gave them a second thought. After the final battle, Snape ponders the fate of his Slytehrin students.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
A Map's Tale by Professor Cricket reviews
The Marauder's Map speaks its mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Remus L.
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Severus Snapes' Guide to Hogwarts by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
Read Severus Snape's debut book and see Hogwarts in a whole new light. . . Warning: Contains sarcasm, bitterness, and Trademark Snape Wit. (Reformatted for easier reading!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Severus S.
Funny by The Rebellious Observer reviews
Yes, it was really funny, the way the twins locked Percy inside a pyramid during family vacation. Only, it wasn’t.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Percy W.
Counting the Stars by Lady Serpentine reviews
‘Don’t be stupid, that’s impossible.’ -- Various characters attempt to teach Lucius something important. Includes Bellatrix, Voldemort, Snape, and mentions of Narcissa and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4240 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Abyss by Ruskbyte reviews
Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,870 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P.
Neville Longbottom and the Moment of Truth by Dien Alcyone reviews
Neville discovers his spine, with a little unexpected help from Professor Snape. Set in fourth year, but doesn’t really have anything to do with GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Severus S.
Bittersweet Echoes by mosylu reviews
A survivor remembers . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2001 - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Reflections of their souls by Cairnsy reviews
Harry and Ron are not the only ones to have discovered the Mirror of Erised. This is the tale of the others, and their own greatest desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Published: 8/1/2000 - Percy W., Draco M.
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Karma reviews
Before Destiny was a monster, he was a man. And before he was a man, he was a boy... Perhaps he needed to be reminded of his humble beginnings.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Mr. Tiny - Complete
Wrong reviews
Gale wants something from Prim.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Gale H., Prim E. - Complete
What I Did Today reviews
Instead of expelling the Marauders for the werewolf incident, Dumbledore gives them an assignment: For each to fill out a journal. Accompanied by the arrival of a broken Lily Evans, James might finally figure out what's been missing in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Tracker Jacker reviews
They broke her family, and she wants revenge. Her sister was the Mockingjay. She is Tracker Jacker.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Prim E.
Abandon Ship reviews
Voldemort's Horcruxes begin to question what their purpose is and where their loyalties lie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Tom R. Jr.
Through Red Eyes reviews
He hates vampires with an obsessive passion, slaughtering them every chance he got. But then what happens when he's forced to take one under his wing?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012
The Hunger Games: First Quarter Quell reviews
Two friends. One story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete