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Author has written 17 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Divergent Trilogy, Lorien Legacies, Teen Wolf, and Harry Potter.

I'm working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease.

I am the eptiome of the awkward teenager still waiting at home to recieve a Hogwarts letter. The owl just got delayed delivering Dobby some socks.

Having an endless love affair with several fandoms.

In the words of Rosemarie Urquico:

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.

She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.

Buy her another cup of coffee.

Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.

She has to give it a shot somehow.

Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.

Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.

Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilightseries.

If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.

You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.

You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.

Or better yet, date a girl who writes.

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Game On by PenguinBuddy reviews
When Eva Wood is named Quidditch captain, she feels ready to take on the world. But first, she'll have to take on a Slytherin captain, a roommate obsessed with her dad, and James Potter, who thinks he should be captain. Game on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,434 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Cliché Catastrophes by inescapablesuffering reviews
I'm going to butcher, make fun of, exaggerate, and brutally murder all of the clichés that you fellow writers just love, and there is nothing you can do about it. Buckle up, because it's going to be a crazy ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Together Forever and Ever, But Only for Now by Insert a Catchy Penname Here reviews
You know their lives of the run. You know where they orgined. But what happened the only time when they were all united? They were little kids on a ship, far away from a home they don't know one day they will have to revive.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - John S./Four, Nine, Marina/Seven - Complete
The Hunt of Five by Insert a Catchy Penname Here reviews
By the break of dawn, I'll be on the move again. My goal is to find THEM, the other kids who came to this planet with me. THREE of them are dead, and there are FIVE left. No matter it costs, I will find THEM and the second ship that left our DESTROYED planet, and we WILL defeat the enemy. We WILL go home, even if it costs us EVERYTHING.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - John S./Four - Complete
Venomous by JudithVB reviews
Rosalie was snarky, snobby, and cynical - a stereotypical Slytherin. She's back for her sixth year at Hogwarts, returning as captain of the Slytherin quidditch team, and main rival of James Potter. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,020 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - OC, James S. P. - Complete
From One Valdez to Another by Neofelis Solis reviews
Sammy Valdez didn't believe in curses or monsters or gods. Not until December 18, 1941, the day his life began to fall apart. This is the story of Sammy's journey toward a second chance and a new name.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sammy V., Leo V.
Selfish by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
"How selfish he was; he wanted to pull her closer to him, wind his fingers through her hair, feel her heart beat against his and in doing so forsake the world." / Post-MoA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
What Happens When Leo Thinks Too Much by The Lily Maiden reviews
What happens when Leo thinks about the Avengers way too hard? Percy comments, Annabeth reveals the number of working eyes she has (gasp!), and Hazel just gets confused.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
Her Smile by PanoramicPisces reviews
"So this is a chicken nugget?" Hazel said, examining the small little misshapen piece of chicken in her hands. "Are you sure it's safe to eat?" "Oh my gods, yes, Hazel." Leo said, laying back into his seat, he couldn't help but grin at bronze-eyed girl across from him. "Don't be such a food critic. Do you honestly think I'd give you food that'd hurt you?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Hazel L., Leo V. - Complete
Detergent by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
Because it had to be done. Crackfic.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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The Augurey Guard reviews
The wizarding world thought Delphini was the last unfinished business of the Dark Lord's reign. However when Harry Potter disappears, will the Augurey spark an uprising that will haunt witches and wizards alike in the years to come? Will Albus and friends manage to stop the chaos before everything descends into darkness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Lily Luna P., James S. P.
The Vengeance of Eight reviews
Continuation of The Fall of Five. We had strength in numbers, the numbers which are dwindling down drastically. Five have fallen, unable to achieve the restoration of Lorien. We the survivors are separated with impossible odds. But who doesn't like a challenge? I am Number Nine and I will avenge the fallen. Major Spoiler alert.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - John S./Four, Six, Nine, Marina/Seven
The Fall of Five reviews
Ten of us came to earth, scattered for years. Three are dead, and the rest of us are gripping on to what we have left. Time has changed us. We are weak and easily defeated. Our enemies have strength in numbers and allies. And I am alone... I am Number Nine, one of the remaining seven. And I swear to the Loric Elders, that Lorien will be avenged.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - John S./Four, Six, Nine, Marina/Seven
The Map of Buried Scars reviews
The bite has a price which Isaac is desperate to escape. One evening he creates an account on an internet community and from then? He forms a bond with another online user who understands. Someone who clears his mind. Messages turn into texts to phone calls and surprisingly — visits. But how long can it last? Set in Season 3.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Isaac L.
The House of Hades reviews
Percy and Annabeth are in grave peril; the other prophecy members must continue their quest without them. The Greeks and Romans will collide and is it possible to prevent bloodshed? And to top it all off, Gaia will rise in less than a month.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,033 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Jason G., Percy J.
We Will Not Forget reviews
In memory of the demigods who died in the events leading up to and during the Battle of Manhattan. They will not be forgotten.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Luke C., Bianca A.
A Special Kiss reviews
Four year old Percy Jackson asks the questions kids are bound to ask; 'How are babies made' and Sally struggles to say the truth. How does this affect his later life?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Percy J., Sally J.
Of Pawns and Queens reviews
What if only one demigod was allowed to fall into Tartarus? Only one demigod suffered a one-way trip. A very hard fall. Which hero would fall? Major spoilers!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Red reviews
Loving him was red. Losing him was blue. Missing him was grey. Jason/Reyna Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Reyna R., Jason G. - Complete
Answering That Call reviews
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call. Not Hera's call, but a call nonetheless. Includes awkward toilet phone conversations and Percy getting lost in the library.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Gotta Kill 'Em All reviews
Coach Hedge's rendition of the Pokémon theme tune. Slight Mark of Athena spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2012 - G. Hedge
Resurgent reviews
Society is on the brink of collapse, and Tris Prior is torn between her decisions; to remain inside or emerge outside of the fence. One choice can restore you. My version of what happens after Insurgent.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
The Boy with the Bread reviews
Thalia once had her boy with bread. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. Thalia once had Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Thalia G., Luke C.
I'll Make a Man Out of You reviews
Four ingredients to be a man: Must be as swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Does Frank Zhang have what it takes to be a man?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Frank Z., Ares - Complete
Bread Makes You Fat? reviews
The awkward moment when Peeta discovers that perhaps a moment on the lips, equals a lifetime on the hips.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Return of the Chocolate Bunnies reviews
"Well," Travis announced, brushing the dust and earwax off his pyjama bottoms, "Mission: Return of the Chocolate Bunnies is a go-go."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Travis S., Katie G.
Lies Within Us reviews
After a tiresome day of Travis and Connor Stoll trying to make him into a human chicken, Jason's thoughts drift off to the same subject as always; Reyna...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete