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Joined 01-12-12, id: 3621010, Profile Updated: 01-18-15
Author has written 2 stories for Big Bang Theory.

After 'The Real Sheldon' i'm putting up another TBBT about Raj, should be fun!

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregsLabrat, Panda-Boo15, Storylover158, Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, XboxArcher

If you talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have no problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Panda-Boo15,Storylover158,Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, XboxArcher

If you think Big Time Rush is the most amazing TV show(and band) in the world, copy and paste this to your profile and add our name to the list: Panda-Boo15, JillEsterNapier91, wassupshortyshortz-BTRlover, Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, XboxArcher

If you're IN LOVE with Big Time Rush, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love slash stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you friend is WEIRD (but not as weird as you), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you're obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you havent died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "where to begin?"

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have known someone who thinks they're your friend but they're really not, copy and post this onto your profile.


My fav quotes:

-- Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.

-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

-- In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.

-- If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.

-- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. (Like choking.)

-- When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it; but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them.

-- Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!

-- Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

-- I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you.

-- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

-- You can only gain confidence by surviving the attempt.

-- Dream as if you'll live forever; But live as if you'll die tomorrow.

-- One day your life will flash before your eyes; Just make sure its worth watching!

-- I'm trying to see things from your point of view but unfortunately i can't shove my head up my ass


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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FAN PLEDGE FOR BIG TIME RUSH!:

To the group of pop,

I pledge that my love will never stop.

They make me laugh, they make me cry,

they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why.

I love how cute and dedicated they are,

it's 100% true they are pop stars.

They make my heart melt when they sing,

and also when they strum those guitar strings.

I just want to say Kendall, Carlos, Logan, and James.

I really love you and how you play games.

So I pledge this to BTR, I will be a true fan for these 4 stars!!


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ღღღ (BTR) Big Time Rush FOREVER ღღღ

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One Hit Wonders by crowley-king-of-the-trunk reviews
Crowley visits you throughout everyday activities. This is collection of very short 'situation fics' which means that they do not correspond with each other. Later chapters contain material mentioning sex and traumatic events. DISCLAIMER: I don't own the character Crowley or Supernatural. Some stories are based off a female reader, most stories do not specify gender.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Crowley, OC - Complete
You are mine by Songbird1986
Imagine making Crowley angry and jealous, so he punishes you by making you orgasm over and over again while screaming his name, and imagine Crowley sexually torturing you in hell.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Crowley, OC - Complete
Take Care, Love by crowley-king-of-the-trunk reviews
There is a noise heard down stairs and you are surprised to see Crowley injured unconscious on the floor. You care and comfort him, since he came to you anyway. Crowley/OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Crowley, OC - Complete
Study Hall by crowley-king-of-the-trunk reviews
Crowley was allowed to roam the bunker now and with the boys gone every other day you two had the chance to get to know each other a little better. You knew you liked Crowley, but you didn't know until recently how much you wanted Crowley.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Crowley, Dean W., OC, Sam W. - Complete
Lost In Thought by crowley-king-of-the-trunk reviews
You had been apart of the Supernatural community for as long as you could remember. Always helping Bobby with research and things around the house. When Crowley first entered your lives a year ago you knew that there was something about him. It was the way he looked and you can't help but stare at him every time he's around. A/N: Later chapters have mature content
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Crowley, OC, Bobby S. - Complete
Deals a Deal or is it? by charlie candle reviews
Crowley goes to collect on a deal but he knows exactly who's soul he's collecting and can't wait. Crowley x OC smut
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Crowley, OC
Gamzee X Reader:: Just A Dream by lupus-de-Siren reviews
Your name is F/N, and you are currently living with Rose Lalonde. You and Rose are having your annual Anime/Manga night and things just happen. Crazy things. Things that involve your little secret. Your crush. Gamzee Makara. Little do you know is that he likes you too. (meheh, rated M for swearing and sloppy makeouts. /eyebrow wiggle) Enjoy the story! (;
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Gamzee M., OC - Complete
Makar--ahhh! (GamzeeXReaderXKurloz) (Lemon One-shot) by Pen of Rage reviews
It surprised you that Kurloz wasn't angry when he found out you had flushed feelings for Gamzee, after all you were in quite a happy matespritship with Kurloz. So... why did your mind trail off to Gamzee? Perhaps the two clown loving trolls can do something to help you focus. GamzeeXReaderXKurloz Lemon GamzeeXReader KurlozXReader XReader One-shot
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Gamzee M., Kurloz M., OC - Complete
Longer Than Summer (GamzeeXReader) (One-Shot Lemon) by Pen of Rage reviews
You were happy as hell you didn't have to go to class in the morning. Thank god it was summer because you doubted you'd sleep at all tonight. Your roommate was gone and the noise of IT played on your television, images of Pennywise The Dancing Clown flickered on the screen. You were so glad you didn't know any clowns. GamzeeXReader Gamzee X Reader Lemon
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Gamzee M., OC - Complete
Surprise at the con by castiella87 reviews
Crowley/Female Reader fic. You are alone on the first night of your con when a familiar face surprises you at the bar. Based on The French Mistake where characters from Supernatural came over and assumed Supernatural's actors' lives and jobs. Mature content, you have been warned.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Crowley, OC]
No Lube? Just use Cream! by Fan of Fiction 96 reviews
Kendall, James, squirty cream and cupcakes!...rated M for smut and male/male sex scene.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - James, Kendall - Complete
Fun Under The Table by Fan of Fiction 96 reviews
OT4: The guys are at a dinner meeting with Gustavo and griffin, but when things get boring the guys found other entertainment... SLASH James/Carlos/Logan/Kendall.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Carlos - Complete
Bonding in the boss' office by Fan of Fiction 96 reviews
Short...ish smut story, James and Logan are in a argument; when Gustavo gets fed up and locks them in his office, to get them to 'bond' but things go a bit better than expected. DOMINANT LOGAN!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Logan, James - Complete
Handcuffs Part 2 by Fan of Fiction 96 reviews
Second part to 'handcuffs' Kendall and Logan's story: what happens when two friends are handcuffed together, forces to be so close? Please read and review
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
Handcuffs by Fan of Fiction 96 reviews
What will happen when the guys find a slightly exposed James Diamond handcuffed to his bed? Please R&R xx 'Handcuffs part 2' will be in a second story not chapter
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Carlos, James - Complete
Guy Time by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
The boys need a release, and they definitely get it. OT4, orgy, big time train, language, begging, slight bondage. slash, and lots of smut.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Wrong Movie by NeverQuiteFinished reviews
What happens when the Big Time Rush boys find a porn movie staring none other than their very own James Diamond? Temperatures rise and careers are destroyed...almost. Jarlos
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Carlos, James
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Dreams Can Come true reviews
When there is a horrible accident at the university, what will Raj do? WARNING: Character death.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Rajesh K., Bernadette
The Real Sheldon reviews
When Penny upsets Sheldon and crosses the line, what will happen when Leonard finds him and he uncovers who Sheldon truly is?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete