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Author has written 6 stories for Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.
Name:Brittney (I hate my name)
State:It starts with a a and its nicknamed the redneck state
Some info:I have ADD,I hate Blood Dupre and Justin bieber,I'm a bookworm,I should probauly be in a mental hospital,My b-day is april 2nd
I love the dixie chicks,Shinedown,pink,adam lambert,vocaloid.I know my pen name is really dumb :p.
this is what i look like,dirty blonde hair,alot of blemishes,i'm a girl:3.
THINGS 2 DO WHEN YOUR BORED IN A DEPARTMENT STORE!XD
1.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell very loudly "there is no toilet paper in here".
2.Get serveral bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu,i choose you"!.
3.Fill up water balloons with jello and throw them at high school kids.
4.When the clerk asks if they can help you burst out crying saying "way can't you people just leave me alone".
5.When someone taps you on the shoulder,sway and fall over,dead.
6.Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse by shout "PICK ME,PICK ME!.
7.Go up to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
8.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "code 3,in housewares...and see what happens.
9.Get 24 boxes of condoms and put them in peoples carts when their not looking
10.Make a tomato juice trail leading to the restrooms.
11.When an annoucement goes over the loud speaker,assume a fetal position and scream "NO,NO ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN!.
Now some random stuff about meh:3.i read manga,my best friend has been in a nuthouse XD,i was born Apirl 2nd.:D
If you ever wanted to go into a book and stangle some of the characters for being really dumb copy and post this.
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WILL NOT WORK,AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T.TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS.DO NOT READ AHEAD.ITS WORTH IT...
1.Get pen and paper.
2.When choosing peoples names make sure they ARE REAL PEOPLE that YOU ACTUALLY KNOW.
3.Go with YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS! (Very important for accurate results).
4.Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME.DO NOT READ AHEAD.
5.On a blank sheet of paper write numbers 1-11 in a colunm on the LEFT.
6.Next too 1 & 2 write down any two numbers you want.
7.Next too 3 & 7 write down the names TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.(If gay,SAME SEX NAMES).
CAUTION:DO NOT LOOK AHEAD,OR IT WILL TURN OUT RIGHT.
8.Write down anyones name (Friend or family) next to 4,5,and 6.DO NOT CHEAT.
9Write down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8,9,10,and 11.Finally make a wish are you ready?
HERE IS THE KEY OF THE GAME:The number of people you like is found in SPACE 2.
The person in SPACE 3 is the one you love.
The person you like but the relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7.
YOU CARE MOST about the person you put in SPACE 4.
The person in SPACE 5 is the one who knows you very well.
The person in SPACE 6 is YOUR LUCKY STAR.
The song in SPACE 8 matches with the person in SPACE 3.
The song in SPACE 9 is for the person in SPACE 7.
The 10th SPACE tells you the MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.
And the 11th is the song telling you HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE.NUMBER 1 is your LUCKY NUMBER.
Repost this in 1 hour of reading this.If you do,YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD.HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF.HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING.THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY.HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
the little girl asks the teacher:how did that man get off the cross?
the teacher replied:he never did
the little girl agued:yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...
66 OF U WON'T REPOST THIS.BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID "DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER".Repost this if your NOT ASHAMED.Let god's love spread.
If you and your friend break out in song in a public area post this on your wall.
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on your wall.
If people think your mentally insane post this on your wall...if their right... post this... on your wall.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool post this on your wall.
If you hate the color pink post this on your wall.
If you talk to your pet ALL THE TIME post this on your wall.
Father:"Your in big touble miss!"
This is true.In 1933 a little girl died.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer as he buried her chanted "Toma sota balcu".Now that you read this chant you will meet this little girl in the middle of the night.She will be on your ceiling and she will suffocate you like she was suffocated.But if you repost this she will leave alone.Your kindness will be rewared.
I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances.When i do i sit in a corner and read a book.I am the kid that people look through me when i say something.I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading,writing,or doing other activities most teenagers wouldn't call normal.I am the kid that people call weird and a freak behind my back or to my face.I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on facebook,or texting a friend nonstop on a cellphone.I am the kid that hasn't been asks out in a year.I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.BUT,I am the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are;doesn't care if people call me weird (its a compliment);who loves reading and writing and doing things that no one seems to have the time to do any more;who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things;who can express themself better with words than actions;who doesn't need a boyfriend/girlfriend to make me happy.Copy and paste this to your account and add your name to the list if you are any thing like me,So kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they unique but not alone-Bearhug946,Edwardcullenequalslife,Stephanieduet,Randmenatedcullen!,Minibellaswan,Jayleen-cullen-whitlock-hale,Emmett or Edward,Volleyballgurl09,radr180,Linzerj,Butchee,xFireChickx,sulliebee,Darthfiredragon,Winkadink,Pennameabc.
Husband says to wife "You know what, I'm the man of this house so when I get home I want a nice hot dinner waiting for me Then after that I want you to prepare a nice hot bath.Then when I'm done I'm going to sit in my chair in front of the fire place and guess who's going to rub my feet and comb my hair?"
The wife replies:"The furnel dictrector."
If you are crazy and proud of it post this on your profile.
Smile it makes people wander what your up to.
There's so much fear in life and death there shouldn't be any.
Laugh now...One day we'll be billionaires
If you feel like characters off a book are watching you ... post this on your wall
If you believe in Jesus Christ post this on your wall.And don't just ignore this,Because it said in the Bible "If you deny me I deny you in front of my father in the gates of heaven".
When there's a hole you got to jump in it.(It might take you to wonderland if not your're screwed)
Smile,It makes people wander what your up to.
Don't worry today the joke won't be funny but tomorrow it will.
It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt ...Then it's just plain funny.
I took the road less taken ... now where the heck am I.
I hate it when the voices and my invisable friends fight.
Do NOT kiss the frog no matter what he says he is.
Boys are like lava lamps fun to watch but not to bright.
Being weird is like being normal but BETTER!
Death is lifes way of saying your fired.
Boys are like slinkys useless ,But fun to watch fall down stairs.
It takes 42 muscles to fown,28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and SLAP someone
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
An apple a day keeps the docter away,If well aimed.
God made man,Knew he could do better,And made women.
Don't knock on deaths door,Ring the bell and run,He hates that.
S.C.H.O.O.L.=Seven crappy hours of our lives.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in tin foil.
They laugh at us cuz we're losers ... We laugh cuz they just figured it out.
I out of my mind right now,Leave a messange after the beep.
"I'm not crazy"U know what"The voices don't like you any more!"
I didn't slap you I just high-fived your face.
Oh good morning I see the assaiansn's failed.
I like work I can sit there and stare at it for hours.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver,I think I'll stick with second place.
School,A place where best friends kill each other.
The aliens are looking for intellingent life so why the heck are you scared.
I went to my room and got on my bed and stared at the night sky and said "Where the heck is my ceiling".
Normality will be restored as soon as we find out what that is.
Forecast for tonight:Darkness
Tragedy is when I cut my finger,Comedy is when you fall into a sewer hole an die.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity.I erased that line completely.
Remember:Don't insult the gator till after you cross the river.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike in manual labor.
I tried to send you something super SEXY but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
You,you,and you panic the rest of ya follow me.
Sometimes to be an idiot you have to be an idiot.
Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Sometimes some people need a high-five.In the face.With a chair.
I wake up and realize I have to deal with people.
I'm sick of backstabbing girls who say that they're your friends.I'm tired of people who talk bad about me behind my back and in reality they are just as bad.I'm tired of girls who seem to think that makeup defines our entire lives.I'm tired of my so called "best friend" always going behind my back,Putting everyone down,and just being an all-round "five-minete girl" that no one wants to be around.I'm an sick and tired of boys going around and falling in love with these crazy,dumb,FAKE girls that are so fake that barbie herself is jealous.I'm sick and tired of it all.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each other shared their various experiences of the pasted year.She ended up staying longer than planed,And had to walk home alone.She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she only lived a few blocks away.A she walked along under a tall Elm trees,Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the ally,Which was a short cut to her house,She decided to take it.However,Halfway down the ally she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray,Asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her,She felted as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the ally,She walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day,She read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just 20 minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could had been her,She began to weep.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman,She decided to go to the police station.She felt she could recogize the man,So she told them her story.The police asked her if she was willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the was told he had been identifed,He immediately broke down and comfessed.The other officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question.Diane was curious as to why he had not attack her.When the policemen asked him,He answered,"Because she wasn't alone.She had two tall men walking on either side of her".Amazingly,Whether you believe or not,Your're never alone.Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God,And 93% of people that read this won't re-posted it?
Congrag's to Brighteclipsemoon you won the riddle it was 'memories' you get too help with the next chapter!
I'm EMO,So I MUST cut my wrists.
Am I more TOMBOYISH or GIRLY?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick
Please read this:
This is a true story.All schools have a class clown,Someone who gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes.There was one of these boys in this one school.Nobody liked him at all.He had no friends,His teachers hated him for his disruptiveness,And all the students found him annoying beyond belief.He never seemed to care.One day,He finnaly stepped on his teachers last nerve.What the teacher did was make all the students in the class stand up and tell him something they didn't like about him.As each of the 30 students stood up and said something about him they didn't like,He only just sat there and didn't seem to mind.All of the students did it.
That day when school got out,The boy went home,Grabbed his dads gun and shot himself in the head.
If you think the teachers to blame,And what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful,Copy this on your wall.Then if you would have the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" Then add your username to the list.
Know heres more random crap about me that I put up here cuz I felt like it.
1.I have a dog named Annie
2.I'm a bookworm
3.I listen to vocaloid
4.I litteraly have a FAKE severed hand in my room
5.I have a bag of bagels hiden in my room
6.I sleep sideways
7.I want to kill frosty the snowman
8.Jeff dunham's puppet walter looks like my grandfather standing in front of bath and body works scowling waiting for my granny to come out from
9.My best buddy was in a nut house and she's from germany
10.I have voices in my head their names are fred and ted.I did have way more than just two but when I turned 9 They all lefted but fred and ted are still here though...
11.I can draw real good
12.I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER I WILL CRY WITH JOY WHEN HE DIES!
13.I play the drums.
14.If you have a question about Daisy bates,Basking sharks,Dogs/Cats,Or Harry Potter contact me.
15.My favorite holiday is Halloween.(Get too scare the crap out of kids and get away with it)
Idea's that I thought of at random moments (They might be made by a different writer and have no name's for them right now and might not be made either and all of
1.What if Alice and all the roleholders were demi-gods (Percy Jackson)taken
2.A girl named Raven and her pet mouse Ann decided to go climb some trees.Why'll climbing a tree Raven slips and falls in a hole that takes her and Ann to wonderland.
3.A girl named Liz is the sandmans daughter is doing her job...make people fall asleep and then she falls in wonderland.
4.Alice is a hunter a witch hunter and she comes to a town and teams up with some of the roleholders too stop a evil force from attacking all of its cizitens.
5.Alice is part wolf and falls into wonderland.
6.The twins are mermen and Alice is a human that visits the beach alot.One day the twins see her and fall for her instally.Then they us freaky mermaid magic and turn her into a mermaid.Then they kidnap her.
7.Elliot and Alice have been best friends since pre-k.They go on a sking trip and get snowed in the cabin they are staying in.
9.Alice is a mermaid and gets traped in a tide pool...Some of the roleholders are at the beach and they spot Alice.Will they help her?
10.Kaye has been a physic all her life and thinks shes all alone in the world then she thinks differently when she meets Elliot.
11.Nina can control water and falls into wonderland.
12.Jamie never has a place to call home shes always on the move.One day walking beside the road the twins see her.
13.Alice decides to go to the Hatter's mansion.Blood's gone to a meeting with Gowland and the twins are slacking off.Alice finds Elliot but the thing is he's drunk and why'll
14.What if there was a foreiner that was in love with the twins BEFORE Alice came and what if Blood killed her but no one has proof he did killed her.What if she hasn't pasted on and she gets Alice to prove he killed her and get the twins to listen and see her before she past's on.
16.Jazz was on her way to favorite place to practice her saxaphone.Then she see's a white rabbit and decides to follow it.
17.Alice and Pierce go ice skating and Alice accidently gets half her body stuck in the ice.Pierce gets her out and takes her to his cabin (The cabin off the story 'A homeless')
18.When its a girls time of the month it isn't all bunnies and unicorns,Epsially for Alice and Juilus gets to find this out first hand.
19.Alice is in wonderland nothing new but what if everyone was a perv like Ace.
20.Lottie is like any other outsider that falls in wonderland but there's one thing that seperate's her from everyone else.She cough's up blood alot,Litterally she like cough's up blood every hour so she suffers from blood loss.
21.A crossover of 'Water for elevpants' (Hope I spelled that right) and Hnkna.