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Author has written 2 stories for Glee.

Well hello.
I don't really know why I made this profile, but I've made a story, yay! Cookies if you actually survive reading it (really, I'll bake you cookies and I'll ship them to you. I am not kidding (okay, maybe I'm kidding a little)).
I'm a 19-year old girl from Denmark, therefore please excuse my sucky English, since it's not my native language.
I haven't written fic in ages, and probably won't ever do it again, so I just use this to post reviews and cry a lot about talented writers writing good fic.

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Love from Isa, the weird danish girl who can't write.

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The Viper's Nest by screwsimplicity reviews
Kurt and Sebastian meet again in New York City at an audition and even though Blaine's out of the picture now, they still hate each other as much as they did a year ago. But now they have to put on their game faces as they audition for the same part in "Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead." But what happens when they get cast as each other's romantic interest instead?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,635 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Cheap Trick by Clef Longfellow reviews
Sebastian is a male prostitute. But there's more to him than meets the eye. A random encounter at the local gay bar with an uptight beauty may lead to much more beyond the life he's known. A/U, Slash, Kurtbastian. Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,966 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Everyone But You by Marka.Carbondale reviews
AU. Jesse, Blaine, and Sam all attend Dalton Academy. It's no secret that Jesse has feelings for Blaine to anyone... except for Blaine. But when one Kurt Hummel transfers, that secret may be revealed-whether Jesse likes it or not. Blesse. Blam. Kum.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,844 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ.
The Boy on the Swing by blue mood blue reviews
One summer, near a sleepy town in France, Sebastian found a strange boy on a swing in the park. (Warning: Vague mentions of abuse)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Say Goodnight by ElloDoctor reviews
Adam invites Kurt to come in after a date.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Kurt H., Adam - Complete
Before You Met Me: Blaine's Reaction by ElloDoctor reviews
Continues off from BYMM ending. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Unspoken by andthestorytellerssay reviews
A deaf Sebastian has a habit of signing directly in front of people who can't understand him. Unbeknownst to him, however, Kurt Hummel knows some ASL and know just what Sebastian just said about his mouth. But that might just lead to more. (Written for a deaf!Sebastian prompt on the GKM.)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
It's Not a Happy Ending by Monchy reviews
"Sebastian smells nice, of warmth, cologne and a touch of liquor. Kurt's hyperaware of his presence for some reason, unused to this quiet, incomprehensible part of Sebastian." Future!Fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Achilles Heel by Purrugly reviews
Hunter is under the impression he has Sebastian all figured out. Unfortunately for him, Sebastian is more than capable of looking after himself. One night, their little game spins wildly out of control, and Hunter isn't sure he wants to go back. This is the evolution of their complex relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,380 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
Kurt Hummel by kurtaveclarcenciel reviews
AU inspired by the lovely movie Ruby Sparks. (Seriously you should watch it.) Sebastian is a writer struggling with writer's block. When happens when he starts writing about the boy in his dream. And what do you do when your words come true? Rate M for lots of cursing and mention of sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
It's Only Masochism When It Hurts by ElloDoctor reviews
Stockholm syndrome: The phenomenon in which victims display compassion for and even loyalty to their captors. June 17th is the day Kurt Hummel's life changes forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,261 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Barista Confessions by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Unsure of his future following graduation, Kurt finds the status quo impossible to maintain. And when Sebastian Smythe comes crashing back into his life, it gets even more complicated. PLEASE NOTE NOT KLAINE/BLAINE FRIENDLY
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,309 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Soul Bond by imadeafriendtoday reviews
To be soul bonded to someone is everything. It's giving yourself to them, in mind, body, and spirit. You give up a part of your soul in exchange for theirs, connecting yourselves indefinitely. Kurt and Blaine are ready to bond. But so is someone else.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,424 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Number Twenty by DareU2Bme reviews
Kurt's life isn't shaping up to be what he had expected. He's still single, he isn't a Broadway star, he's just lost his job which he hated anyway , and he's about to watch the most on-again-off-again couple known to man get married. To make matters worse, he's just learned that the amount of guys he has slept with is twice as much as what's considered average in the USA.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,882 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Bleeding by eloquentfever reviews
Black Swan AU. Kurt Hummel's a student whose new project is to recreate the ballet Swan Lake. Sebastian, his star, is reckless, arrogant and tries to confirm his role by seducing Kurt. Blaine is Sebastian's alternate in the ballet, and he's the opposite in real life too. Slowly, they realise they are not each other's alternates – they are each other's mirrors. Kurtbastian endgame.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
The Ballad of Kurt Hummel & Sebastian Smythe by eloquentfever reviews
Kurt Hummel just got into dance for NYADA. Sebastian Smythe is a dancer. Kurt supposes that this might be a nuisance to his plans, but he is completely mesmerised with Sebastian's dancing. As Sebastian assesses the nature of Kurt and Blaine's romance, Kurt uncovers the mysteries of Sebastian's love affair with an unknown contender…only to realise Sebastian's love is Kurt himself.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Causing A Scene by YourPinkDiary reviews
One night Kurt Hummel walks through the door at Scandal's. And that's the moment everything changes for Sebastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Thirty Day Challenge by MizzRawrLovezYaoi reviews
"You have a total of three minutes to explain yourself for being in my room so late." Kurt said with a cold stare. He didn't really have time for Puck's B.S. Puck cleared his throat. "I want you to teach me how to be gay." Full summary inside. R&R.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,217 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Puck, Kurt H.
I'll Paint This Town Red and Blue by Bamfderson reviews
Sebastian feels a bit too offended when Kurt describes Spiderman as "some ridiculous guy who runs around in spandex". A series of oneshots surrounding Spiderman!Sebastian. Go on, you know you want it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H.
Ur Nitalam by bbdarknyss reviews
Soulbonding AU. Sebastian is a man dammit and he wants to know who he's bonded to, legality be damned. Kurtbastian. Canon up till First Time
Glee - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
We Always Find Our Way Back by TooGoodForThisTown reviews
There was something with his body language that told you something was wrong. Maybe not wrong but different. The way he normally carries himself, with pride, courage, like no one could bring him down, was the exact opposite of what he looked like today: nervous, wary, pacing back and forth in the living room. Yes, you could definitely say something was different about Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Amateur Dance Night by CeredwenFlame reviews
Filling a prompt from gleefulpotterlockian on tumblr. Sexiness inside. You have been warned. Prompt info inside. Kurt-bastian pairing. Category: Lust LoL
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Girl With The Red Balloon by RavenHeart101 reviews
"... he didn't notice when a voice that had no body attached to it started singing along." The Anderson's move into a new house that is, presumably, haunted and the ghost takes a rather peculiar interest in Blaine. The only neighbor they have in a five mile radius takes interest in him too, only a different sort of interest. Or something along those lines. Plaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Blaine A., Puck - Complete
Wishing by karmafalling reviews
Sebastian notices just how much Chandler enjoys wishing, and he might go along with it a bit...if only for the sake of his friend.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Chandler K., Sebastian S. - Complete
For A Thousand Years by ASimplyHopelessRomantic reviews
Darling, don't be afraid. Four simple words, for when used at the time before death, have never sounded so sweet. They say when you're meant to be, you're just meant to be. But does that prove true even after you've passed? If you truly are soul mates, does that mean you'll find your true love, even in another life? Even after a thousand years?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Ironic by hattalove reviews
She looks like an angel; like he'd always imagined she would if he ever got the chance to make her his, to wake up to her blonde hair spread over white sheets and glowing in the morning light. Too bad she's marrying Finn. Also known as 'the one where Finn and Quinn get married and Puck is left to drink with his best friend's brother'. Puckurt with a side of Finn/Quinn.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Exception to the Rule by broadwaypants reviews
AU; Blaine transfers to Carmel after the bullying at his old school reaches a peak. He auditions for Vocal Adrenaline, gets in, and quickly becomes the bane of Jesse's existence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,052 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Jesse sJ., Blaine A. - Complete
Tiny Little Fractures by Kata Malfoy reviews
Sebastian is in over his head and even Kurt, who still basically hates the guy, feels compelled to try and help him. Unfortunately, Kurt isn't equipped to deal with drinking, drugs and a Sebastian who seems too damaged to repair.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,610 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Accidentally In Love by janrea reviews
Sebastian and Kurt ends up working together in Kurt's Aunt Merilde's bookstore. Sparks fly-Not of the good kind…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Blunt Question by StormsInNeverland reviews
Cooper Anderson is a therapist who volunteered for the Trevor Project, until one night he fears he failed to save a struggling boy named Kurt, and steps down. One day he meets Blaine's boyfriend, and dares to ask a blunt question.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cooper A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt Hummel Has Mail by erisgregory reviews
Once upon a time there were two boys. One of them tried and failed to steal the other's boyfriend. The two boys were natural enemies. But when they coincidentally, and anonymously, met in cyberspace, they accidentally fell in love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,164 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
If You Love Me, Why Am I Dying? by heystella reviews
He hated showing people his vulnerabilities, but maybe - just this once - it would be alright. Kurtbastian, part of the 1920s verse. Mature content.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
The Lightning Strike by navigatethismaze reviews
It's like being born with a tattoo, with numbers across your skin. The numbers tick like a mileage clock, counting down to that moment that one meets their soul mate. Kurt and Blaine are in love, but Blaine's wrist still ticks. Eventual Blesse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,953 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
West Side Klaine by IFoundYouJustineTime reviews
AU Based on West Side Story: The Hummel-Hudson brothers lead a gang who rule West Lima City. However, their authority is about to be challenged by an old rival gang lead by a cocky newcomer named Blaine Anderson. Then love turns their world upside down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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La Douleur Exquise
La Douleur Exquise (French): The heart-wrenching pain of wanting someone you can't have. Supernatural AU with Huntbastian Friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
With a little help from my friends reviews
Season 1 AU. Pretty much set like season 1, except that Sam is at McKinley, and never left Lima, and he is in the Glee Club from the start. T for now, eventual M.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Puck, Sam E.
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