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Joined 01-13-12, id: 3623196, Profile Updated: 04-17-14
Author has written 15 stories for Elder Scroll series, Shadowrun, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Jem, Animorphs, and Misc. Games.

First, a thank you

I love to write. I work to make money to live and eat and all that, but I write because I can't not write. I post my stories here because this is a wonderful place to play, to explore and to share ideas with people who write about the same odd things that I find so enjoyable. Thank you for writing too. Thank you a lot because if you hadn't written - and a lot of it - there would be no fanfiction site for me to play on. Thanks to the people who host it - and thanks to the many myriad of creative efforts that inspire us all to play here.

Ratings warning: If you suddenly have trouble finding a story of mine, the rating probably just went up to M. If you use the "all" ratings filter when searching stories, that won't be a problem.

Incomplete-ness Warning: Unless I actually put 'complete' into the description, it isn't. Mostly I don't finish stories - my life is a work in progress and my "art" reflects that. If you really want to know "what happens next" tell me.

Feedback = motivation! With respect to specific stories: the next two chapters of Tomb Lord's Apprentice are currently being beta'd (really tough to write as well as I needed to - tragedy ahead). Next chapter of A Fate Shaped by Magic is also in process - I will probably finish that part of that saga (it hits a natural pause point) and go to another "story" of it.

Misc warning: Not enough Paranoia game-fic to make a section? Surely Friend Computer is plotting someone's summary execution for that. Although I have to admit, while gaming it might be playfully insanely fun, writing it is more quietly tragic.

I do give Feedback! - but only if I finish the chapter: If I don't like it, I usually don't get past the first three sentences (literally true!). Yes, I'm one of those people who walk out of movies, who leave books unfinished, who read the headlines and a paragraph and then don't turn to page E6. That being said, I do usually critique; I will tell you if I like something, and I will tell you what isn't working.

I found Gamefic by accident Once upon a time my sweetie started DMing an RPG campaign based on the Morrowind (Elder Scrolls III) game. Complete with screenshots, and political schemes and I fell totally in love with the world. I eventually tried playing the computer game (sad face) It's not as fun as a live RPG, (and I'm about ready to go into GOD mode to get the enchanting to actually work) so ... In order to make it more fun I do screenshots and come up with captions for them, including the ongoing adventures of a semi-tame kagouti named Matilda (mostly in my head, I really need to write it) and a regularly summoned bonewalker who likes getting his head rubbed. I'm open to suggestions for the name of the bonewalker.

Ongoing story problems: I'm lazy, busy and easily distracted (work, school, work [yes, 2 jobs, sleep, life and dogs [not necessarily in that order]). As I mentioned above, unless a story is listed as complete in the description, it probably isn't and may never be. Between school, work, dogs and life I update ... uh ... well sometimes I update.

Story Challenge #1 (to Fellow Writers of Morrowind fic)

I like to write Morrowind fanfic. So I've started a Morrowind story challenge thread. You can find it here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Silt-Strider/2437/#

Story Challenge #2 (to anyone who writes in a fandom that I've written in)

Write something with me! Let's alternate chapters somehow. Chapter tag!

Screwball story ideas that I really have to put somewhere to remember them/AKA the plot bunny farm:

Harry Potter/Morrowind Crossover, because Slytherin is really just another name for Telvanni

Jem-verse story on the Space Cadets and/or the Leatherettes (remember the "other bands" in the Battle of the Bands?) because ... well because I did one on the Limp Lizards with not much to go on and there is even less to go on with these two bands so lots of room for creativity

Morrowind story about sload. Because really, slugs are more interesting than you might think. And these guys get so much bad press that it can't possibly be accurate

Cliff racers with corpus. Giant twisted monstrous slamming one oversize oozing clawed "wing" after another as it struggles after the heroine (who of course is running backwards, trips and somehow can't get up and has to scrabble backwards) then add in a dose of Japanese anime.

More Paranoia fic. I'd like to do more to explore the various mutations and secret societies. I'm actually kind of surprised that now - looking for it - I pretty much can't find any Paranoia fanfic.

Fanfic rant. This rant takes place in Morrowind

I admit I am my own best fan. My character is the first reason I write the story. She's the LAST reason anyone would start to read it. People read fanfic for the characters in the books, and gamefic to look for the NPCs. For gods sakes make them interesting! Consider Morrowind (my fic of choice): Fargoth has got to be one of the most annoying characters in the entire game - was he dropped on his head too many times as a small child? Would a restore intelligence potion help him? What is the deal with Hrisskar flat-foot being such a jerk to Fargoth? Is it because Fargoth is gay and Hrisskar is not? Or is it because of a sujamma-induced night of passion that Fargoth doesn't really remember, and Hrisskar can't seem to forget? For that matter what kind of name is Hrisskar flat-foot for a Nord, anyway? Was he raised by Kajiit? By Argonians? On the run from Skyrim? What is the deal with Socucius Ergalla always being in his office? Is he avoiding his shrewish wife and five kids? Having an affair with Adraria Vandacia? How come he writes everything down? It is that he's seriously OCD? Or is he compensating for the early stages of Alzheimer's dementia?

You start off in Seyda Neen; this is the passageway for ALL the trade between Morrowind and the rest of the Empire. Think of the opportunities for intrigue and corruption. Think: "East Empire Trading Company" does that ring a bell?!?: (in the immortal words of "Handy" from The Tic READ A BOOK). Think the British Empire and the history of the East India Trading company. Compare the occupation of Morrowind, and the religious conflicts it generates to the English occupation of India. Unlike Ghandi, dunmer don't take well to pacifism. And some (especially house Telvanni) lay plans in terms of decades or longer.

Rant over ... sort of ... back to trivia

Dogs or Cats: Yes! And as a result of having a multicultural house (so to speak) I now have dogs that try to purr and cats that sniff ... fellow critters' behinds with the intensity of a puppy (if you only own cats: trust me, it's a whole other thing). I have not yet tried to integrate a ferret.

Favorite drinks: Vanilla coffee with a shot of espresso, diet root beer and a shot of fake vanilla creamer, diet hot chocolate with a shot of vanilla rum (are you seeing a pattern here?)

Favorite Movies: Speed Racer, Congo, Demolition Man, Fast Five, King Kong (the Peter Jackson one [Andy Serkis is a God!]), Avengers and the super 48 frame 3D versions of The Hobbit; it's not a movie, it's looking through a window to an alternate universe.

Favorite commentary versions: Yes - if you haven't tried a commentary version, or haven't found a good one - you don't know what you are missing (well, duh, of course you don't - what I mean is try one!). "War Games" episode of Firefly. Now tied with Joss' commentary version of Avengers. Second place is the commentary version of Pitch Black, because that is where I learned that Vin Diesel is actually adorable. Also fun is the commentary version of "Tropic Thunder"; when in the movie Robert Downy jr. says he stays in character till the end of the commentary - omigod he's not kidding. Unfortunately Ben Stiller is revealed as a petty butthead; but such is life. For that matter, I recently got the DVDs of Jem and the Holograms, and Christy Marx does a pretty good commentary as well (several of them).

Favorite Books: One kitten is not too many (children's story), Holly and Ivy (children's Christmas story), & Hero with a thousand faces by Joseph Campbell (originally read it for study, now I revisit it occasionally for pleasure).

Currently Reading: Psychotherapy of the borderline adult (for school/clinicals) and Evolving Psychosis (for a paper I'm writing).

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Utterly Barbaric by weatherwings reviews
Experimental potions apprentice Hermione Jean Granger is running out of time, options and allies. Forced to make some of the most difficult decisions, only one certainty remains: She will never submit to the Ministry's insidious Marriage Law. Going on the run, Hermione is labelled a Ministry Malcontent and receives help from the most unexpected places. ENERGIZE W.I.P award nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 96,577 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Camerado by MillieJoan reviews
Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 214,008 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Veni, Vidi, Vici by The First Flame reviews
Skyrim collectively stands in disbelief as it is plundered by an elf of questionable sanity and her long-suffering friend. Less a story and more a collection of one-shots in chronological order.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,927 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Erandur
Lioness Loricatus by Dena Gray reviews
2yrs P/W and Hermione's found Severus in a fake psychiatric hospital with no memory and no magic. He awakens and latches onto her as the connection to his past and his redemption. SS/HG, EWE. Mature Themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,339 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Dark Tale by the-shiny-girl reviews
Why exactly did Hermione Granger force Severus Snape into marriage?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A wizard s trial by snapeophil reviews
Hermione is out after curfew when she witnesses something that will change her relationship to her DADA professor forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,764 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Guilt and a Smile by dragoon811 reviews
A tale maturing with Severus and Hermione, as she saves him, and they learn to fall in love. UPDATE: Chapter 27. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,850 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Transcendent Quality of Remembrance by Subversa reviews
NOW COMPLETE! A/U. In a postwar world, members of the Order and the DA are sent together into hiding. Trapped in claustrophobic circumstances, plagued by inexplicable dreams, surrounded by her closest friends - and her most dreaded adversary - Hermione struggles to come to terms with her postwar life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,726 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For the Cause by Bleve reviews
It was only fitting that she would feel so strongly for him, that she would experience emotions that caused her such great inner conflict. After all, the man himself was a walking contradiction, a mixture of opposing forces. **Possible game spoilers**
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,570 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Ronthil, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,150 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
3 Lives by jazjaz130 reviews
This story goes through the three lives of Pac-Man from his point of view.
Pac-Man - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Pac-Man
The Importance of Being Jerrica by wwarriorgirl reviews
Everyone always wants Jem, or so it seems to Jerrica.
Jem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,548 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013
A Fine Romance by etherian reviews
A chronicle of Severus & Hermione's budding romance. Begun as a collaboration until Chp. 40. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 123,815 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Thirty-One Days by keelhaulrose reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When Sovngarde Beckons by MadameHyde reviews
The Companions have taught Tiberia Morwyn how Nords fight and die, and now the Dragonborn has the World-Eater on the run. She knows that taking the fight to Sovngarde is probably suicide, but what can she do? An Elf surely doesn't need to tell a Nord what happens when Sovngarde beckons. (Prequel to Honor Among Thieves: The Unwilling Nightingale)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Alduin, Paarthurnax - Complete
A Child Without A Name by fresh.new.lily reviews
Several years after the war Hermione suffers a brutal attack that everyone should have seen coming. Can she survive the aftermath and find happiness? With Severus and her friends by her side she will work to pick up the broken pieces and fight back. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,010 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Awakening by CRMediaGal reviews
After miraculously surviving Nagini's attack upon his life, a reluctant Severus Snape finds himself entrusting the help of a certain know-it-all to reclaim his life. AU, Post-Hogwarts. WINNER FOR SSHG - "BEST ROMANCE" IN THE FALL/WINTER 2013 HP FANFIC POLL AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,994 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mud-on-Her-Face by Watchword reviews
The adventures of a morally defunct racist sociopath who nobody likes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2013
Thanks to Crookshanks by dragoon811 reviews
So before I walk down this aisle on my daddy's arm, I wanted to say thank you, Crookshanks. Thank you so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2013 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Crookshanks - Complete
The Edge of Madness by Aryk von Straln reviews
The Eternal Champion. The Hero of Daggerfall. The Nerevarine. The Hero of Kvatch. The Divine Crusader. It has been centuries since their like have been seen in Tamriel and now, as a new evil approaches, there are none able to take up the title of 'Hero'. It will fall to a lonely figure from Tamriel's past to take up the mantle he discarded, to save a world he abandoned long ago.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,155 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sheogorath, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Hero of Kvatch
Just Let it Happen by La. Bel. LM reviews
For once in her life, Hermione Granger is faced with a problem that she does not know how to solve... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,999 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Catalyst by Hija del Angel reviews
The truth is that Katniss Everdeen is first and foremost a catalyst, an inspiration for the greatest people. And it is they that turn her into their symbol, the girl on fire, the star-crossed lover... the Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Katniss E., Cinna
Stumbling Home by Michelle reviews
Clint and Natasha always crash the best parties.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Kung Food Fighting by Kimberly T reviews
Before, he was just a poor and often-plagued seller of cabbages. But now that he's rediscovered an ancient long-lost form of bending, he's about to Change The World! This fic was a birthday present for my husband.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Cabbage Merchant - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 5,093 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 2726 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Bastards and a Dog by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
The aftermath of violent racism, the Bosmer Dragonborn recovers under the care of her savior; a lone Orsimer hunter and his dog. Secluded in the beautiful walls of Bloated Man's Grotto, they find solace in each other where they couldn't find it before. Rated M for mentions of sexual assault, violence, and sex. Female!Dragonborn/Male!Orsimer.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 7013 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dossiers and Snapshots by OuyangDan reviews
A sitcom-esque collection of drabbles featuring Natasha and Clinton. They bicker over coffee. They fight crime. It writes itself. I had to re-arrange the chapters. Apologies for the confusion!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Where One Goes, the Other Will Follow by Sinkme reviews
Rather dark-ish examination of what Clint and Natasha mean to each other from the pov of each of their teammates-Thor, Steve, Bruce, Tony in that order. Post-movie but non-specific time. Now translated into French by the awesome Hakiru-Chan.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
For Barton by Brandysaur reviews
Clint goes through Natasha's nightstand and finds... A poetry journal? More to come.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
the rest, as they say by johnnydicaprio reviews
A simple clean up job gets more than a little complicated, and three hours in, it becomes pretty clear that Budapest is no piece of cake.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Unused Evidence by Norroen Dyrd reviews
The story of how one of my Oblivion characters, a female Dunmer named Etanni, ended up in the Imperial Prison.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Déjà Vu by Zamael reviews
When you decide to get yourself completely full of skooma, you can expect things to get a little weird.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Caius Cosades, The Nerevarine - Complete
The Roads That Meet by FullMetalCrayon reviews
"There is no right side," he said emphatically, something dead lurking behind his eyes. "I fight for peace, you fight for peace, and now tell me how bloodshed for peace makes any sense. There's no right path to take. Every path is paved with sorrow, boy."
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Complete
For Hogwarts: A Regency Gamble by Subversa reviews
After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,483 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Someone stole my sweet roll by Zururu reviews
Ah, the sweet roll, a pastry so craved for. Well, a man can have a treat after a hard day's work, right? Or so he thought...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
A Victory in Defeat by SoulofChrysamere reviews
Another clash between two fisherman friends in the small village of Khuul.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
How Winnowill Stole Midwinter by TheWyldeWynd reviews
A wacky twist on a beloved classic. Or, why Winnowill should never be crossed with Dr. Suess
ElfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
Pizza by kyoiku kanji reviews
Jensen has comendeered the kitchen for computer usage and the team has to resort to delivery for food. - Serious spew warning and a serious language warning for F*BOMBs.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/28/2011 - J. Jensen - Complete
The Miserable Gits Club by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus, Hermione and Lucius are feeling a little lost after the war. Society is changing, and so are they.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Rules of the Game by KiaMianara reviews
Black had come to accept one thing as a natural law: The only way to die was at each others' hands, so when one night White turns up at his door, Black is forced to break the unwritten rules of being a spy one after the other.
Spy vs Spy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
On the Edge of the Night by selinabln reviews
One night at Grimmauld Place, Hermione witnesses something that will change her perception of Severus Snape forever. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,441 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Never Say No by fiona249 reviews
Years after the war, Hermione and Draco have moved on. They have families. They're at the top of their respective fields. But sometimes things happen you're not prepared for. Sometimes you can't say no. Totally canon compliant. Ron-lovers, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,628 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Charade by tapioca two-step reviews
Somewhere in the midst of her crazed ranting is a memory waiting to be revisited. The last moments of the Yeerk juggernaut known as Visser One.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Visser One
Please Let Me Give Up by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
Just an Arena oneshot I thought up while playing. Very gruesome, and very morbid. Don't like blood, don't read.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fine Art of Fine Print by Mundungus42 reviews
Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,438 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Palmer's Kiss by VR Trakowski reviews
Tony takes advantage of serendipity. Tony/Pepper Now complete.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,426 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Painted Blind by LJC reviews
Sequel to "How Stormer Got Her Groove Back". Stormer and Riot's newfound closeness throws the Misfits, Stingers, and Holograms for a loop.
Jem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,980 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 5/8/2005
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Books and Backchat by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Tony and Pepper discuss literature. Sort of. MOVIEVERSE. Post-movie.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Working Free by VR Trakowski reviews
The stuff of life. Tony-Pepper, movieverse
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
In Your Dreams by duj reviews
SSHG, WIP, not HBP or DH compatible. Complete. Circumventing a prophecy is not that easy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,255 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cliffhanger by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mal and Jayne have had a long day. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
If you come out by Uilleand reviews
My first ever fanfic, I guess. A tale of those who entered the gates, but didn't get to be heroes. This was first posted on the Elder Scrolls Forum. The character is mine, Tamriel and Oblivion are of course the property of Bethesda.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Heart of Honor by Raven9 reviews
A young Dunmer adventurer seeks shelter in a Daedric shrine during and ash storm, and makes an unlikely acquaintance. COMPLETED!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Complete
Brothers by JustJeanette reviews
[WIP][not HBP Compliant]The reaction to the Memorial service... And a new potion is discussed. Severus Snape is a man of many secrets, Miss Granger and Alastor Moody are about to find out just how many. New Chapter 29 July 2006. Typo's fixed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,467 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Messenger by VR Trakowski reviews
Wilson's making rounds. No pairing
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/11/2006 - J. Wilson - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Our Time Is Now by aja reviews
A continuation on the brilliant series, revolving around the personal reasons why Jerrica chose to create Jem, and the consequences. COMPLETE.
Jem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,984 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Complete
A Guar Adventure by Bhen reviews
Eiryn and Saber encounter a young Guar while traveling in the Ashlands. She wants to help the 'poor thing', and he can't stand him. Who will win?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Let me Check your Clearance Level Citizen
Paranoia story ("the computer is your friend"). My muse started playing with the idea of a "clone family" and this is the result. Rated T for probable adult content in future episodes.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,739 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/14
N'agasta's Descendent and the Velothi Maiden reviews
Yes a story with a Sload in it. Mer meets sload, and they both learn something. Rated T for future romance (what can I say, I like weird pairings, and I can see a sort of logical way to get there). Morrowind story that starts in Hla Oad.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/24
Lizards Finding their Path
After being cut from the so-called final round of the Battle of the Bands, Nandy and the rest of the Limp Lizards have to deal with the fallout. Sequel to "Lizards Coming of Age".
Jem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 1/10
A Fate shaped by Magic reviews
An apprentice explores magic. Boressean and Gaspar try to prepare her to survive. Mudcrab sub-plot inspired by a story that I can't for the life of me find anymore called "An extra dose of madness". Morrowind based (if you are patient).
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Borissean, Gaspar S.
Tomb Lords Apprentice reviews
Everyone needs a mentor. In Morrowind it doesn't matter quite so much whether or not they are alive. Includes Brinne Samarys, Sul-Senipul and Llandras Belaal (none of whom are yet in the character list). Rating upgraded to M for adult themes. You have been warned.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/23/2013
Amulet of Shades
Morrowind is pretty generously supplied with undead-summoning items. This started as a one-shot on a possible creation of one such item. Stories of other items will be added (may be more than one chapter) but at any given time it will be complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,701 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Delvam Andarys, Tedysa Andarys - Complete
After Being Freed reviews
In Morrowind you get plenty of opportunity to free slaves. What happens after you free them? And why are there so many of them in necromancer lairs? Includes Falura Llervu, Ciralinde, Jadier Mannick (none of whom are in the Elder scrolls character list yet).
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 4/24/2013
Compassion reviews
A while ago I read a short story called Pragmatism by Chiroptera Jones. At the time I reviewed it and said that it made me want to write a follow up. So I write this story to answer the question of what is okay for a prisoner of war. And if something isn't okay, then what?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2 - Cassie
Lizards Coming of Age reviews
Started out as an attempt to write something about this band that shows up only tangentially in so many episodes. Ended up offering a very different view of some of the events in the Battle of the Bands. Now complete.
Jem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Complete
A caravaner and her beast reviews
An exploration of silt striders in Morrowind. Darvame Hleran/Vodunius Nuccius (neither is in the character list - I'm way behind on forwarding requests to the moderators). You will note from the cover image that in playing Morrowind, I'm using the better bodies mod.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013
Not a Necromancer reviews
Some people get uncomfortable when you talk to dead people. Not that dead dunmer are easy to talk to anyway. Rated T for future romance. Rirns Uveran is also present, but since he dies rather immediately, I didn't bother trying to add his name.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Foryn Gilnith
A New Blade
Short Morrowind based story. What happens when an idealistic Blade encounters not so pretty reality? Please note that Tyermaillin's gender has been changed, so this is a slightly AU story. Rated T for Caius/Tyermaillin. Started as a one shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Caius Cosades, Tyermaillin - Complete
Tapping In The Night reviews
Inspired by the way Edgar Allen Poe writes. Tallis wakes from a pretty dream to a sound that turns out to be a harbinger of unpleasantness. Foryn Gilnith/OC. Rated M for graphic wounds.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Foryn Gilnith
Spike is given a soul
By season three I was heartily sick of Angel being the only Vampire-with-a-soul, but it wasn't until season four that I figured out a way I thought it could happen. Re-submitted when I realized how horrible the formatting was. Review and leave a plot bunny if you want another chapter.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Dawn S., Spike
August in the lab
Sometimes if you want to get paid, you have to rescue Mr. Johnson. Rated M for implied torture.
Shadowrun - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,964 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete