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Joined 01-13-12, id: 3624007, Profile Updated: 02-04-14
Author has written 13 stories for Sherlock, and Final Fantasy VII.

04/02/14 -

She lives!
This is formerly user Anonymousehatescaptcha. I know it's been forever and a half since I've updated any of my stories. Life has been... well, life, and I haven't been writing much in the past year or so. I don't want to make any promises but I know how frustrating it is to follow a story and have it go into a hiatus. I never wanted to be that guy, but, shit happens, y'know?

I'm in good health for the first time in forever, and though I'm busy as always Ive tentatively started writing again, so there's that.

xoxox

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Hello!

There's not much to say about me, except that I write primarily for Sherlock (BBC). Also, I hate recaptcha (sorry, Mycroft).

You can find me on Livejournal as AM_HatesCaptcha and on Archive Of Our Own as AnonyMouseHatesCaptcha. Keep this in mind in case my account ever gets flagged ;) All my stories are posted primarily to these sites, along with a few other pieces I can't pose due to FF.Net posting restrictions and styling constraints.

Many of my stories explore issues such as dubious/non consent, drug use, and other adult themes. Please heed the warnings/ratings.

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The Light That Shines Behind Your Eyes reviews
Post TRF AU, sequel to "Stop Crying Your Heart Out". To protect his friends, Sherlock makes a deal with the Devil. Jim Moriarty may be determined to keep him closer than ever, but Sherlock isn't beaten yet. Jim/Sherlock, non-con, violence.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,855 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
The Long Way Home reviews
Vincent runs away towards home. [Father/son relationships, general dysfunction, darkness and fluff.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Vincent V., Sephiroth
Opus reviews
Lestrade/Sherlock, age-difference AU. What does twenty-something Sherlock Holmes have in common with forty-something Greg Lestrade? As it turns out, they both have similar ideas on how to unwind. Full summary and warnings inside. Rated M for MATURE. I am so not kidding about that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,345 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
Baker Street Irregulars
A random collection of drabbles and short stories. Pairings, ratings, and content may vary.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,689 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012
Credit reviews
Set pre-series. Unable to pass on the opportunity to finally meet Sherlock in person, Jim disguised himself as a drug dealer, knowing full well that Sherlock would do anything to get his next fix. Jim/Sherlock, dub-con. Previously "Methods of Payment".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Makings of James Moriarty reviews
Moriarty's origin story, written in a 5 plus 1 format. Based on the following kinkmeme prompt: "five things that made Jim Moriarty into the monster that he is, and one thing that almost saved him." Warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
The Games We Play reviews
John and Sherlock role-play the Omegaverse. Alpha!John/Omega!Sherlock, sort of. *warnings inside*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wrong! reviews
Sherlock can't sleep. Based on a xkcd strip. John/Sherlock established .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stop Crying Your Heart Out reviews
Moriarty's offer was simple – Sherlock was to go through with his plan and disappear. In return, his friends will stay safe. And then, Sherlock will come to him. First in a series. Warnings: Non-con, violence. Moriarty/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Night Out reviews
John is social and outgoing. Sherlock is not. John/Sherlock established relationship. Prompt!fill for the kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
tête à tête reviews
Moriarty and Mycroft have an eye to eye inside an interrogation chamber. Prompt!fill for a sexually aggressive Jim. Warnings: Allusions to torture and sexual assault. One sided Moriarty/Mycroft and one sided Moriarty/Sherlock mentioned .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Mycroft H. - Complete
Status Que reviews
Years before John, Sherlock made a friend. But he wasn't a very good one. Sherlock/Victor Trevor. Dark Fic. Warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H.
Lamb reviews
Set during ASIB, Sherlock is drugged and John can't overcome temptation. Dark!John/Sherlock. Non-Con. Based on a Kinkmeme prompt. *Now updated to full version!*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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