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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Trek: 2009.

Name: Rachel

age: 17

StarTrek, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, NCIS, Chronicles of Riddick

spirk, mckirk, mcspirk, amanda/sarek, drarry, romione, tibbs, vakko/riddick, aragorn/legolas

you know you're an idoit if you have ever...

If you have ever tripped over your own feet

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation

if you ever you argue with yourself and LOSE

If you have your own little world

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow

If you've ever wondered why monkeys like bananas

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye

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Sherlock's Sleeping Habits by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In which John learns about Sherlock's sleeping habits. Series of unrelated oneshots featuring the one and only ADORABLE Sleepy!Lock! Fluff abounds.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Promise Well Kept by BBCdisney reviews
Sherlock Holmes was not exactly the best person to be a father, and neither was John Watson. However, when the good doctor finds a little girl in the streets of London with no one, he decides to take her in; not knowing that she is the daughter of the man he will one day call his best friend. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Eventual spoilers for Season 3. (Begins before Season 1).
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,888 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014
Experiment 1753: What Normal Humans Do for Fun by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John and Sherlock have a movie night (for a case, of course!) The boys watch rom-coms, eat like they're teenagers, Sherlock gets a bit poorly, and doctor John to the rescue! Slice of life, with a little bit of a sick!fic near the end.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Other Side of Nothing by silvereyedbitch reviews
Post Reichenbach Fall. John is having difficulty adjusting to the idea of Sherlock's death. He drifts listlessly and eventually decides on texting his dead friend's phone as a means of coping with the dangerous thoughts that eventually enter his mind. J&S. M/M. Suicidal ideations.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Little Sherlock by Vampirelover12100 reviews
Before Sherlock moved in with John into 221B Baker Street, Sherlock had the difficult task of taking care of a daughter that he didn't know he had until her mother left her on his doorstep to look after. Now little Lamina Holmes tags along with her father and Dr. John Watson in all of his little murder cases.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC
Consulting Road Trip! by RandmWriter reviews
Two weeks stuck in a van with Sherlock, John, Lestrade, Mycroft, Anderson and Donovan while on a road trip? What could possibly go wrong? EVERYTHING! :)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Little Push by whitchry9 reviews
In which 221B is a sentient being, and she really thinks Sherlock and John should just get together already. So she gives them a little push in the right direction. Written for a prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] OC - Complete
Duet for Clarinet and Violin by LyricalSinger reviews
A one-shot wherein John rediscovers his clarinet and Sherlock learns a little more about his friend and flat mate. As always, thanks to my wonderful beta, sarajm, for her excellent comments and reviewing skills.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Difference by Maevelyn reviews
It all started as a normal morning in 221b. John was reading the paper, and Sherlock was bored.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Surprise! by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
When Sherlock says 'I have a confession to make', John never thought that it would be this. Post-Reichenbach! Parent!lock. Still striving to stay in character, even in this situation.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Good, Healthy Dose of Brain Bleach by RainyDays-and-DayDreams reviews
Sherlock walks in on Mycroft and Lestrade. Sherlock is mentally scarred. John is there to help. Johnlock, hints of Mystrade, T for romance-y stuff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Mr Lonely by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock attempts to matchmake Mycroft with Lestrade. Mycroft goes mental. Featuring a constantly swearing Lestrade, a Holmesian inability to remember a certain name, and that one song by Akon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Frey by EmeraldEyesDarkHeart reviews
Harry is broken and betrayed. The Valar bring him to Middle-Earth to sleep forever, but the dwarves find him and wake him. Years later, he is given the choice to help the Fellowship or watch them die. OOC!harry,violence,gore,betrayal notHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P.
Kisses Under The Mistletoe by EspirituDelMar reviews
John decides to have a Christmas party on their flat, and hanged mistleoe in some places to "add some fun". But ten, the mistletoe starts to move, causing some situations... Kindo of sequel t my story "trapped by a crazy johnlockian" so please read that first! Jonlock, hints of mystrade. Merry Christmas! :)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Operation Cheer Jim Up by MissCar reviews
The true story of how Jim accidentally on purpose received a adult "toy" in the first annual Enterprise Secret Santa gift exchange or why interns should not try to hook up their boss with his secret crush/First Officer.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Spock, J. Kirk] N. Uhura, Carol Marcus - Complete
And More by Syrus reviews
Sequel to Chocolate. Continues right where Chocolate left off. In gaining very intimate knowledge of each other, both James Kirk and Spock learn things about each other that they never expected.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Ullswater by SherlockedWhovian9 reviews
John is fed up with Sherlock's whingeing about the broken air conditioning and proposes a trip to the Lake District. An unfortunate discovery there leads to revelations that blow the lid off of John's suppressed emotions. Sexy times ensue. (Previously published to AO3.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Harry W. - Complete
Centering by cable69 reviews
The clay knocked, uneven, against Gaila's hands, no matter how hard she pressed.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [N. Uhura, Gaila] - Complete
Pour Some Sugar on Me by prodigaldaughter13 reviews
Sherlock needs help with a case involving poison and vodka. Who's John to say no?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Two's Company by PirateTurtle4 reviews
It all started when Spock offered to keep him company during shore leave...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,349 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
XO by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
Spock has a little more understanding of human culture than Jim gives him credit for. Slash Spirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Role Reversal by Luna the Unicorn reviews
Sherlock/John. Warning: asphyxiation kink. somewhat dub-con.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anchor Me by Fenice158 reviews
Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn't advertise it because it doesn't define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he can't block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sixth Time Lucky by Jesse-Kips reviews
5 times Spock did not appreciate his touch telepathy, and one time he did.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Eye Opener by Jesse-Kips reviews
John has a dream which changes the way he views his and Sherlock's relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chocolate by Syrus reviews
Response to a 400 word drabble challenge on y!gal with a theme of chocolate. Kirk finds out the interesting and unexpected effect that chocolate has on his favorite Vulcan, Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Well I Didn't See That Coming by cable69 reviews
Kirk said, -I think I'm in love with you,- and then, -Oh, f-.- A complete one-shot. K/S. Warning: hilarious.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
My Own Interrupted Iowa by T'Pinto reviews
Jim invites Spock home for an old fashioned Christmas in Iowa and soon realizes that his feelings for his First Officer have grown much deeper than the mere friendship he was trying to foster.Fun and Romance ensue. First Time fic. Slash. Some NC-17 cont.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 260,453 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Brilliance, or, The Necessity of Precision by NayNymic reviews
Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Spin the Bottle by melovinharrypotter reviews
The Gryffindor and Slytherin's 6th and 7th years play spin the bottle. What will happen. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
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This Is How We Met reviews
Jim and the bridge crew go to Iowa to meet Jim's mother. When they get there Wionna ask Jim to clean out the attic. In doing so Jim finds a leather bound book written by Amanda Grayson, Spock's mother. In the book it tells of how Sarek and Amanda met and eventually fell in love. After telling the crew about it; Spock suggests that Jim reads it to them.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11h - Published: 3/10 - Sarek, Amanda G.
Haven't Had Enough
Amanda Grayson is a Commander in Starfleet. The only reason she's not out there among the stars is because of her father, Admiral James Grayson. Being the Admiral's only daughter has a lot of disadvantages, at least that's what Amanda thinks. Until she meets the new Vulcan Ambassador, Sarek. Warning: Sarek may seem really OCC sorry. Works with the TOS universe as well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Published: 3/15 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Spin the bottle truth or dare
So this takes place after the war and every one is bored. Harry and Co. decide to play Spin the bottle Truth or dare. Draco and his friends have been forgiven. Snape, Dumbledore, Remus, Sirius, and Tonks are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Immortal
after the war. no epioluge. harry wins but they price is high. to high in harry's mind. sonfic. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete