TSylvestrisA
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Author has written 6 stories for Sherlock.

Me? I'm the luckiest person on Earth. You might think you are, but you're wrong; it's me. I am in love with the most amazing woman ever, and, mirabile dictu, she loves me back. Is there anything luckier than that?

Also, we have fancy chickens and are preparing the farm for alpacas, so your argument is invalid, whatever it was.

Constructive criticism is warmly received and appreciated, and that doesn't apply only to praise. If you give me feedback that helps me improve as a writer, I shall sincerely thank you for it regardless of whether it was pleasant to hear or painful.

I make an effort to reply to every review and every PM, but things do sometimes go awry; if you written me and haven't received a reply, please nudge me and let me know so I may rectify the situation.

Surely you'd rather be reading about Sherlock and John, or Castiel and Dean, or Ianto and Jack, so go do that.

In the works:

"High Ground," Part 3 of Triptych ("Middle Ground"/"Give Them an Inch"), is in progress. Thanks for your patience.

I can also be found on Archive of Our Own as TSylvestris: http://archiveofourown.org/users/TSylvestris/pseuds/TSylvestris

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Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
I Reciprocate You SO HARD by zealousfreak27 reviews
Sherlock Holmes is in love. The world may never be the same. Cracky, fluffy, OOC one shot in which the author proves just how much she knows this fandom. Yeah, that's right, I'm watching you, judging... *Insert evil cackle here*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Coercion by roane reviews
Noir. Two years after Sherlock's fall, Greg Lestrade is doing all right as a private detective. Maybe he drinks a little too much, but he's getting by. Until /he/ shows up. John Watson is back on his doorstep, and he's got a case Greg needs to solve before it's too late...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
The Shattered One by MissAnnThropic reviews
When it struck Castiel, it dropped him out of the sky. He set down the first place he could find. He stood in a field in Switzerland, swaying on his feet and staring down at his body, dazed by what it had just done. mpreg
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,021 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
There Are Unexplored Possibilities About You by hifunctioning reviews
In Which John Struggles With His Fluid Sexuality, Sherlock Struggles With His Massive Brain, And Sherlock Discovers He Is A Total Sub. Sex, Smut, BDSM lite.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Harry Met Sherlock by hifunctioning reviews
In Which Sherlock Has Dinner With Harry And John And Learns That BAMF!ness Runs In The Family. No slash, squint if you want.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Observational Skills by Silberias reviews
Sherlock evaluated Harry's entire life from John's phone and life, but didn't do the same to John himself. He knew that John wouldn't be ready to hear what Sherlock saw for a while yet, despite the news being very good for both of them. If only Mrs. Hudson hadn't made him so skittish with the suggestion of a single bedroom...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Good Place by ImpishTubist reviews
It's not easy, this resurrection business. Post-TRF.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Staying Professional by Glockenspielium reviews
What happened to DI Lestrade after the end of season 3? He became a dominatrix of course! Filling a kinkmeme prompt.. warning! Dominatrix things n n please review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
BBCSH 'A Day In the Life' by tigersilver reviews
Resurrections, live male porn, shameless bribery and the breaking up of weddings: all just a day in the life. Anthea-POV. Rather cracky.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
To Rubble and Decay by burninganchors reviews
"You're John." He pauses, frowns. "But not my John." The man - John - quirks his lips into a smile. "No. But I was." Sherlock receives a visit from an old friend, who has both words of advice and words with which to say goodbye. Time Travel fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Cheekbones by BluePanther2 reviews
Sherlock was gay and John knew it. He just had to find a way to prove it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study in Green by Paimpont reviews
John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ava Watson Verse 3: Rocks of Salvation by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Moriarty's games and Sherlock's own arrogance have cost him the battle, but the war for Sherlock's soul plays on. Who would have thought that the shattered army doctor and the tiny girl could put up such a fight? Spoilers for 2x03 Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,849 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Nice by MildredandBobbin reviews
Part of the Inside Out series. Sherlock said that Mycroft and Lestrade's relationship was not nice. This is what he was talking about. Mystrade!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,709 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Measured in Feet by Dimwit Cynic reviews
A miscellaneous collection of John/Sherlock drawls; anything from angst to fluff to general hysteria with varying ratings. Updated with the consistency of Mycroft's dieting plans.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,026 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shouts and Whispers by positivelymeteoric reviews
After Sherlock returns, they talk. But not about the kiss. Post Reichenbach Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The University Mix by The Circus reviews
The two new professors are essentially old and harmless. Sure Professor Sigerson has the strangest knowledge of posions and Professor Morstan knows the cleanest way to kill a man with a scalpel, but so what? Based on a prompt from a while back. Sherlock and John undercover at a University.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Family by Choice by KCS reviews
Five times Mrs. Hudson raised the rent, and one time she didn't. Written for rabidsamfan during LiveJournal's Watsons Woes party. Spoilers for TRF, speculation for S3.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Man Possessed by thequeergiraffe reviews
I don't even know how this happened, seriously. Another one-shot that grew out of control. Rated for smut. Lestrade/John, Sherlock/John. Spoilers through series 2. Sherlock deals with his jealous heart.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,925 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kidnapped! by Milwaukee Meg reviews
"Sherlock, promise me something" said John. "Promise me that you will stop giving those damned thugs tips on how to proceed with kidnapping."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Picking up the pieces by CJK reviews
It's Sherlock who jumps, but it's Mycroft who has to deal with the aftermath.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Orchard by DancingGrimm reviews
When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Remind Me by radialarch reviews
"John is in London and Sherlock's a rocket upon re-entry, burning." / The Great Hiatus, with a touch of reunion. S/J-ish. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
BBCSH 'Trauma: Blunt Force Object, Variation 1' by tigersilver reviews
PWP, fluff, hallway snogging, first times. Um, make that 'fast times'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times by strangegibbon reviews
A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Then I'll Begin by Garmonbozia reviews
In the aftermath of their faux-double-suicide, Jim's a wreck. His will to live, his zest for his work, even his enthusiasm for a really good suit, all gone on holiday. But somebody's had enough of all this wallowing. Time to get out of bed, Jim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Matter of Professional Integrity by sorion reviews
Things start falling into place, and John Watson needs to visit Mycroft Holmes once again. Post-Reichenbach. Eventual Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,795 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Ava Watson Verse 1: Paved with love by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,497 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ava Watson Verse 5: Tea and Coffee by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock have never managed to agree on anything, let alone how to drink tea and coffee. But there are a few rare times when they can put that aside. Side along fic to "Paved with Love" from Mycoft's pov. SH/JW
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
It's All Fine by IronicNarwhal reviews
In which there is sexual tension of an unresolved sort but it's no big deal, and no one feels any need to change it anytime soon. Also, there are tribbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Peacock by Handful of Silence reviews
Sherlock clearly has unconventional ideas when it comes to courtship. Lestrade makes a mental note to schedule another drugs bust. Crack. Johnlock Prompt Fill. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Must Be Mad by Squilf reviews
There are some things that none of us can understand. Things like falling in love with Sherlock Holmes. Some Johnlock love to celebrate the anniversary of the day they first met. This is the first story in a series of fics - Must Be Mad, More Than I Am, Lovers of the Lost, and Of Course, Of Course. They can be read as a series, or as stand-alone stories.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ash, Gold, Quartz by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. AU. Prompt: "Moriarty burns the heart out of Sherlock. John builds him a new one." Or: Sherlock doesn't want a new heart and John doesn't care.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bagged & Tagged by Regency reviews
A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ascension by burninganchors reviews
He plays for 1,095 days, in the hopes that the notes will swirl over the grey countryside, filter through the murky city streets, and find their way back home. He plays for 1,095 days, and does not stop. Reichenbach fic; Sherlock-centric.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Drastic Domestic by thunder mark reviews
They always told Kurt that patience was a virtue, but this? God. They had to be kidding. Future!fic-Kurt, Blaine, Jesse, Rachel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Cuddle Factor by McKinney-Wylis reviews
John's headed for a night on the town and Sherlock's pouting inexplicably. Now what could be going through the great detective's mind? M for m/m sexual situations and some language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Will Get Pregnant and Die by adi-rotynd reviews
In which Finn tries very, very hard to be a good brother. By giving Kurt the Talk. For a prompt. This story predates "Sexy" by quite a bit, so… excuse the parallels?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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Natural Order reviews
All through his childhood, alphas had been bigger, stronger, meaner, dominating the sport he wanted to play, shoving and snarling for status. Everything changed when he came into his heats.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
A Different Outcome reviews
What do you do when the pieces of your old life don't fit together anymore, and the strategies you used to get by no longer work? Sequel to "The Thing Is."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
The Thing Is reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sniffer Dog reviews
If anyone had asked him, Robbie could have told them the way they were handling Holmes was all wrong. They were giving him lots of attention for behaviour they didn't like, and for a man or dog as lonely as Holmes, even negative attention was better than being ignored. (Johnlock.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Middle Ground Triptych reviews
Sherlock, Greg, and John come to an agreement about paperwork. Written with strangegibbon. Slash: Sherlock/John/Greg.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Why John Isn't Gay reviews
1. Because Harry got there first, and there's a law: only one gay per immediate family. 6. Because if he's gay, does that mean all his relationships with women were lies? Rated T for language and implied physical relationships.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - John W. - Complete