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I love slash, though I am willing to read femmeslash and het. Currently, my fandoms consist of Harry Potter, Twilight, Spectacular Spider-man, and The Last Airbender. I am a self-admitted Grammar Nazi, and I will not read a story so heavily afflicted with misspelled words and incorrect grammar that it has become a chore to read.

I will read any Harry Potter fanfics except those with the following pairings:

-Harry/Ginny, Harry/Ron, Harry/Albus, Harry/Lucius, Harry/Severus, Harry/Bellatrix

Although JKR is a great author *bows, I absolutely can't feel ANY romance in her books, but that's my opinion. She's a great adventure and fantasy writer, but her love arcs have absolutely no substance.

I absolutely love Harry Potter fanfics with the following pairings:

-Harry/Hermione, Harry/Viktor, Harry/Cedric, Harry/Fleur, Harry/Multi

I may read Harry Potter fanfics with the following pairings provided that the summary is well-written:

-HP/LV, HP/TR, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Astoria, Harry/OC

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Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 3770 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 8,068 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Harry's Date at The Yule Ball by hotstuff1708 reviews
Set in Goblet of Fire. Harry wants a date for the Yule Ball and finds one through a special charm... - Bold italic text is translated Bulgarian -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Rise of the Dark Angel by mykkila09 reviews
A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. How will the Light react when their "Savior" is suddenly for the Dark side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 383,013 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fork It Over by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,732 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 5,124 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 4,680 - Follows: 5,163 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 6,132 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,316 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy. Expanded from the one-shot by request, art available via profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3657 - Favs: 4,898 - Follows: 4,253 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
XMen meet the Potters by Kileam reviews
AU-Harry needs a place to keep Teddy safe; what better place than a mutant school? Now, they just need to deal with his monthly problem...-Slash HP/Saber Wolv/Gam M-Preg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,850 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Sabretooth
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
The Art of Subjugation by Leyvaten-Wench reviews
Sue Sylvester finds herself in need of assistance. And who better to ask for aid than one of her few relatives, that's not an obsessive Nazi hunter or a complete waste of oxygen? Here comes Harry. Non-Magic AU Warning, possible slash and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,566 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Harry P., Sue S., Santana L., Blaine A.
Challenges by Autumn-is-beautiful reviews
A series about the crazy competitions Gai challenges his eternal rival, Kakashi, to. Be prepared for Kakashi wearing Gai's jumpsuit, acrobatic calligraphy, spoons, hula-hoops, dressing in drag, and more insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Harry Potter and the Grim Heritage by shinobikarasu reviews
After the events of OotP, Harry, believing Sirius to be dead, is grieving, extensively, in Grimauld Place. But with the help of friends, Harry begins to understand who he is truly fighting. Is there only one Dark Lord, or two? Finding new allies & love, Harry embraces the legacy Sirius has left him. Mild slash, serious violence & gore. Pairings: HP/NT/LL/GrW/FW, NL/CW, HG/BW, KS/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,120 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 4,407 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
The Fourth Rider by Dragon eye21 reviews
Fate can be both cruel and kind. Harry has run from his life as the Boy Who Lived only to wake up in a strange land he knows nothing about. Can he survive as he always has? Warning: Violence, Dumbledore bashing, and Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,734 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P., Murtagh
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 165,364 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 3,670 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
The Housekeeper by enchanted nightingale reviews
Aaron Hotchner has just felt his world crumble and he needs help with Jack. That is when Harry enters the picture. HP/AH. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 3,585 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch
Neighbors by OrganicGangster reviews
Sam promised that Blaine would never let anyone hurt him, but what happens when the person who finally does is out of Sam's control?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,342 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
Black Dawn by ConstantSnow reviews
Alice has a vision of a faceless vampire guard of the Volturi, who happens to be Edward's mate. The only problem is, how are the Cullens supposed to get their newest family member away when he's the favorite of all three Volturi leaders? Slash/AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,214 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Piano Man by DarkestAngel13 reviews
Harry needs a break from the attention of being a hero. The minister helps him out by sending him away with a baby, a housemate, and a guard. Amidst highschool and romance, Harry learns that he can let himself be taken care of. SLASH MalexMale
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 180,202 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Creature of the Night by LostInYourThoughts reviews
Draco and Harry come into their inheritances on the same night with the extra added bonus of being each others mates. Then add in that Draco is a king to a dying race and Harry and Draco are being hunted, and you have yourself a Creature fic. D/s themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,405 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Broken Shadows by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,590 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
Rub it Better by Suffering Angel reviews
(30 Day OTP Challenge - Day 30 - Doing something hot) Billy offered Teddy a back-rub. What could possibly go wrong? Oh. Right.
Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Teddy A./Hulkling, Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 1,001 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Jinchuuriki and the Demon Cat by Mya Uzo reviews
Transported to another world pissed Harry off. So, he was going to take his revenge against its population. As a cat. Tora &Harry friendship. Naruto/Harry pairing. yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,003 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Fourth Of July by tmntyyh reviews
Twenty one-shots of pure graphic porn. Warnings are inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,842 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Families and Familiars by Sherza reviews
Hogwarts is alive. Familiars are more than mere pets, and Harry Potter has a destiny far greater than he knows. Enemies of the Heir, beware, for under his guidance a new future will be forged, either for good or for ill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,835 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Harry Potter, Porn Star by Reverie Wilde reviews
Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,139 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Teddy, Billy and a blindfold by JustBoy-92 reviews
After a rough days training Billy decides to treat Teddy by using a blindfold his lover. Written for kinkbingo. PWP. NC-17
Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling - Complete
Igniting Sam's Fire by thejake1010 reviews
Set after Graduation, Sam wants to be the leader of the New Directions next year, so he plans a camping trip for the whole club. While in the woods, some unexpected sparks fly and Sam starts to question some things... Rated M for future sex scenes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sam E., Blaine A.
Second Life by Poseidon's Following reviews
Before Bella came into the Cullen's life, Logan came into Emmett's. It's canon except that Rosalie and Emmett's relationship isn't romantic. Pre-Twilight, AU, OC POV, Slash w/Emmett w/lemons. Please write reviews!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Emmett - Complete
Naruto: Sage of Konoha by BigHarlock reviews
After the Kyuubi is sealed inside of Naruto, Jiraiya, fearing for his safety, adopts the boy and raises him among the Toads. Watch as Naruto grows up to become the next Great Sage of Konoha! Longer summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,157 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
A Requiem from the Shadows by Madame Xela reviews
First two chapters Edited/Rewritten!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 271 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 5,552 - Follows: 3,981 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14725 - Favs: 7,754 - Follows: 6,899 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Son of the Dragon by DarkBlade the Damned reviews
At the begining of his Sixth Year Harry is rescued from Voldemort by a Vampire. As he learns more about the vampire and the Mysterious order he serves Harry is faced with a choice that will forever change his perception of good and evil. AU from HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 183,426 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/7/2004
Happy Birthday Babe by DeMoNzUnLeAsHeD reviews
It's Emmett's birthday...again, and Paul has no idea what to get his vamp, till he gets an idea from Jake... PWP, just random sMexy fun with one of my favourite pairings PaulEmmett Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Paul, Emmett - Complete
7:05 by OrganicGangster
Blaine is living in NY as an English Major. He feels happy all day, but can't explain why. Lots of loving happening here! Hop you love it!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
I'm Yours by shadowdweller25 reviews
After seeing Sam flirt with Danny all day, Dash takes Danny to his house. Slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,359 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Scent of a spider by dreamcatcher shadow reviews
When Peter realizes his powers release a pheromone that attracts most of the male population, he and Eddie must deal with a stubborn suitor that will stop at nothing to make Peter his bride. EddiexPeter Rated M for mature! You've been warned! DISCONTINUED!
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - [Eddie B./Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man] - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4841 - Favs: 4,998 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt by FlintFyre reviews
Edward and Emmett are out hunting, as usual. But what happens when Emmett's conversation takes an alarming turn? Edward/Emmett. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Edward, Emmett
Learning to Live Again by gypsysue reviews
Edward has lived through hell, abused and controlled by his ex, can he discover love again and heal from his past. AH/Slash Edward/Jacob Warning this fic deals with abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,506 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 242 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Peppermint Breath by NanaMun reviews
Two men. One peppermint candy. A fulfilling night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
The End Story by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
When two vampires turn up in Forks, the shockwaves they create may bring one family to its knees, and destroy another. This is what happens after the story ends and reality kicks in. Slash/Yaoi. HP/JB.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,127 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Jacob
Rainy Day Blues by jhvh777 reviews
Sometimes it's not one thing, but a bunch of little things adding up that can cause a day to be horrible. Those days you just need someone to help keep you warm.
Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling - Complete
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
What Happened in Chicago by sadtomato reviews
Emmett is a sexy foreign exchange student. Edward is a horny American teen. What Happened in Chicago? Prequel to What Happens in Zurich - please read it first! SLASH. Collab with MyLifeandHis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
What by kyaru-chan reviews
Also known as The Mysterious Coupling of Cousin What and Viktor Krum. Definite Squick, with more than a hint of slash and maybe het. Not for those with sensitive constitutions or heart problems. Be warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Viktor K. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Intermediate Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS! With his imprint finally accepted by the one he imprinted on, Jacob Black is looking forward to getting to know his once rival and progressing their still fragile relationship. Basic Imprinting sequel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,053 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,970 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
I Always Knew by Born This Way Contest reviews
Emmett always knew he was different...especially when he realized that he was in love with Jacob. Will he believe it when all he'd ever hoped for appears before him? *don't let the pairing scare you away* *Entry for The Born This Way Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Come As You Are by MizzHyde reviews
"My name is Jasper and I'm calling on behalf of SlenderFit USA about a new product we are offering called The Flex Pro Abdominal Muscle Toner. Tell me, Emmett, do you work out a lot?" Entry for Slash/Backslash 3.0 Collab by MizzHyde and JasperLuver48.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Lifeguard On Duty by ReluctantOptimist reviews
Once I stood at full mast in front of him, he whispered, "Next time you want a kiss, just ask—drowning isn't necessary." And with a chuckle he turned to leave me with my mouth agape. Emmett/Paul. Collaboration Fic with GoinnGaGa! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Emmett, Paul - Complete
Speed Demons and Ferris Wheels by CherBella reviews
Who would have thought that roller coasters and Coney dogs and one of the most embarrassing days of my life could lead to me landing one of the most popular guys in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
I Don't Dance by Lex Munro reviews
Movieverse fic. Why is there no Movies: Iron Man category? An off-kilter romance between a futurist and a relic of the past. Steve/Tony. Warnings: fluffy slash, slight AU, some language, crossover with Blood & Tears.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
My Angel by L.A.91 reviews
Dark themed. Newly out of the closet Edward, has had a crush on Emmett for a while. One night Edward goes to a party and meets James, will Emmett be able to save him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Our House by NanaMun reviews
Jacob meets the new neighbors - 3 odd, but beautiful men, who share an unconventional connection. And he feels it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,068 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Jacob - Complete
Of Nappies and Milk by TheKittyRin reviews
Sirius Black was never much of a baby guy. Yet one night, he is asked to baby-sit little Harry. This shall be a tedious night, but it is a task that he, Greatest Godfather ever to live, must achieve in order to undertake the long road to perfection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tidal Waves of Emotions by lis.n reviews
"If you a hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself."- Herman Hesse. Jacob and Edward hate each other, but maybe there's a part of each other in them. Jakeward with some Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 105,513 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Another Tale: Outtakes and Extras from Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Outtakes and Extras from A Tale of Two Cities. Emmett x Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Emmett, Edward
Traveller by PandoraGalacia reviews
Edward and his boyfriend Emmett meet a backpacker in Trafalgar Square. When they offer him a warm place to stay for the night, they get more than they bargained for. Much more. Slash/3some. Edward/Emmett/Jasper. Mature audiences - 18 or older.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
I like the way you love me by NeetNeet reviews
Sometimes real life gets in the way of a valentine's anniversary. SLASH Edward and Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Isolationist Theory by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
The boy who cried wolf: You know, there's only so much that a boy hero can take. After becoming the wizarding world's scapegoat during the summer after the Triwizard Tournament, Harry decides that enough is enough—and flips Britain the bird. He transfers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P.
Calling an Audible by naelany reviews
Linebacker Emmett had everything he wanted - great college, great future - but he kept his greatest want a secret until the day his desire sacked his fear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Dark Lord Gave To Me by ShadeDancer reviews
Voldemort's doing everything he can to give Harry twelve special days of Christmas. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
World of Difference by Belle's Noir reviews
What if Harry was introduced to the magical world a little earlier? Entered Hogwarts a little more aware? At 6 Harry is adopted by the Diggory's. HP/VK CD/HG NL/LL, pairings may change. Ravenclaw!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,471 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Pet Shop Boys by Squirrels1112 reviews
When Edward Cullen's tank filter goes bust, he take a visit to the new fish shop, 'Fish R Us'. There he meets owner Emmett McCarty. Will he come away with more than just a filter?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Emmett, Edward
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 448 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4933 - Favs: 8,130 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Obito's Legacy by wife-chan reviews
Kakashi has already lost Obito. By accident, he finds Obito's legacy and he isn't about to lose him too. Time travel. De-aged, post-war Harry. AU. Kakashi Gaiden. WIP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,133 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Neophyte and Neurotic by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
COMPLETE Jacob is rather new to being in love, and Harry is just a tad neurotic. SLASH Jacob/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,900 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
The City by artbeatsandlife reviews
::Slash:: Emmett & Paul spot each other on a NYC train, but the moment passes...or does it? A slash romance with a bunch of usual suspects from Twilight plus tattoos, steel & a black eye to round things out. Rated M for Major Lemons & Language - AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Emmett, Paul - Complete
Careful With the Human by Madame Xela reviews
Just a Day in the life of Edward and his mates. SLASH EC/EmC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
Lemon Meringue by my1alias reviews
Previously called 'A New Friendship'. This is a smut-filled story, with no angst. I would go so far as to call it a 'plot-what-plot' story. Warning, this is an Alice/Bella lemon, with more people to join in on their sexy time!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Things That Go Hump In The Night by Elvelethril-'Elvey reviews
Entry for Slash Backslash 2.0. It's All Hallow's Eve, the night of the year when all kinds of creatures come out to play.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Shooting Stars by Rosmarina reviews
*Winner Best Fluff Slash Backslash Contest 2.0* The meadow, a meteor shower, two men in love and the family they made. Edward makes a wish on a falling star and decides it's time to take what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward, Emmett
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Betsy and the breakdown by evilgiraffe82 reviews
Jasper's car breaks down, and a stranger stops to help. Written for Slash Backslash 2.0.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 7,435 - Follows: 7,197 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8007 - Favs: 14,835 - Follows: 6,377 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Discovering the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by Matterhamlin reviews
After Harry is possessed by Voldermort at the end of the battle at the Ministry in his fifth year. Minister Fudge decides drastic action must be taken to cover his lack of action over the last year. This is Harry’s life in the aftermath...HP/EC/JB
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,683 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Setting Sun by London Man reviews
After being expelled, Harry built a new life in Forks. Now he must deal with an army of vengeful vampires, illness, and the return of the love that abandoned him. With all this on his plate, will he ever go back to Britain? SLASH by Early-Frosts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 211,849 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Sharing: An Emmett x Jacob Story by calhale reviews
A story about the growing relationship between Emmett Cullen and Jacob Black. rated M for a reason... comedic smut. Comes after my story Hybrid but you dont have to read that to enjoy this. EmmettxJacob NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,415 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Jacob
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Forks Host Club by NanaMun reviews
EmmettxJacob A hosting club where men treat women, but who treats the men?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10265 - Favs: 12,513 - Follows: 5,137 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Silly Little Game by asdsdsa reviews
Jacob's sexual feelings for Emmet cause him to contemplate ending their long friendship. But are Jacob's feelings onesided? Rated M for language and future sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Emmett, Jacob
My Forever by gypsysue reviews
Enter for Slash/BackSlash contest. Jacob found the love of his life,what happens when fate changes the circumstances. Emmett/Jacob. Slash Rated M for good reason. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,714 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 466 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 6,024 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 6,517 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Dark Clouds by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
After defeating the Dark Lord, Harry Potter is placed in the witness protection program for his own safety. As usual, things get complicated. CROSSOVER SLASH Emmett/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 145,956 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 710 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
EMMETT CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
After Glow : A Edward x Jasper x Emmett story by calhale reviews
Part Two Seat Belt: A Alice x Bella story. It chronicles what happens after Bella sleeps with Alice to Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. Yoai. M for a reason a little more smutty then seat belt but not much. You should read seat belt 1st. It's on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 624 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Dreams by kirallie reviews
NaruHP crossover. ItachiHarry KakaIru pairing so far. What happens when a ninja and a wizard meet in their dreams? Are they really dreams or something else? AU and people OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,203 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 5,032 - Follows: 992 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Invitation to the Wedding by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are secretly engaged and the big day is coming. They are both eager to begin their new lives together but they are shinobi and nothing is certain. Will they see their wedding day? Not everyone will survive. Shi X Tem, Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,568 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Coming Out by cherieluvsbboy reviews
Danny whips his boyfriend into shape, and comes out to his parents. Involves some borrowed mascara, a CreepStick, and fluff. Hoorah. DannyXDash Danny x Dash Danny/dash
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Dan Phantom, Dash B. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8885 - Favs: 5,616 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5332 - Favs: 9,638 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Invitation to the Chunin Exams by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sequel to Invitation. Temari and Shikamaru are secretly engaged and each facing new challenges. The Chunin exams have begun and chaos reigns as ambitions and goals clash. Not everyone will survive. Shika X Temari, Naruto X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,118 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Afterwards by Ferosh reviews
This is a series of oneshots about Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory's life together after the war. It is a compainion piece to my story The Champion's. CDHP Harry is nineteen and Cedric is twentytwo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,570 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Invitation by lord of the land of fire reviews
The sight of his tears led to an embrace, the embrace led to an invitation, and an invitation can lead anywhere. Shika X Tem. My first story, please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,416 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Wizard of Silence by Corwalch reviews
HPCharmed XOver. The Dursley's hate magic so much they are willing to try & handicap Harry to insure he doens't become a Wizard. However the wizarding community aren't the only ones watching over Harry & someone intends to intervene. Rating T to be safe
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,435 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 635 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Prince and the Troublesome Maiden by lord of the land of fire reviews
Ever wonder how Shikamaru's parents got together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 495 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Confidence by Xin Wu reviews
“What did I tell ya girl? You owe me twenty bucks and dinner at the Nasty Burger!” SLASH DashDanny Fluff
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9660 - Favs: 12,439 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Soulmate by blue-genjutsu reviews
Naruto finds himself attracted to Kiba. Kiba has a dream about Naruto that causes him to start thinking of Naruto in a way he never imagined. KibaNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,911 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3645 - Favs: 5,957 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete