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I live in the southwestern United States. I have an appreciation for history, and well written literature. I'm not entirely sure how to write up a profile without it sounding like I'm trying online dating.

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The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold dead things. He is the second son of the king, a spare, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,705 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 6,252 - Follows: 7,258 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 3/7/2015
Welcome to the club by Malicean reviews
Still reeling from the revelations at Bespin – and not exactly reassured by Obi-wan's rationalizations and Yoda's last words and subsequent disappearing act – Luke had entered the coordinates for his first jump away from Dagobah more or less blindly. He had promptly come this close to splattering his X-wing all over the SSD Executor's colossal armored underbelly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 113,007 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 596,314 - Reviews: 14508 - Favs: 10,018 - Follows: 9,696 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 238,487 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/19/2014
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 349,176 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 955,659 - Reviews: 8124 - Favs: 9,348 - Follows: 8,563 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 266,815 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 8,187 - Follows: 10,170 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 285,543 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 3,269 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,382 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Harbinger by archicane reviews
The war on Earth Bet is lost. In a desperate gamble, Taylor finds Phir Se. He sends Taylor back in time with a mission to kill Scion and the Endbringers. With her knowledge of the Apocalypse, can Taylor save the world from destruction, or is history doomed to repeat itself?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,581 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Skitter
It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. This is officially half-crack now. No, seriously, it's crack. Please treat it as such.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,846 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 4,936 - Follows: 5,745 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Copacetic by Materia-Blade reviews
My story was finally over. I had brought the Golden Morning and my reward was life. I found the peace I'd fought so hard for. The world was open to me! All I had to do was stay out of the light, and not draw attention to myself. That would be easy! ...I didn't last a week.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,404 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Skitter
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
I Just Want a Vacation by funkmasterjo reviews
Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,697 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Link, Zelda, Saria, Navi - Complete
Genin to Hokage by CaptainLaughs reviews
In the ninja world, many nations and factions exist, each with their own goals and beliefs. When Orochimaru breaks the continent's fragile peace, a new chapter of history will begin as war breaks out. This war, the first for many and last for some, will reshape the world and those who live in it as they fight for survival and victory. An alternate universe take on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 327,468 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Marvel Phantom by Slayer Anderson reviews
So...the Fentons punch a hole through to the afterlife in their basement and develop unparalleled hover technology and...they're crackpots? Being taken seriously can be good...and bad, especially if you attract the notice of Howard Stark, S.H.I.E.L.D, A.I.M, and a host of other agencies. Suddenly, the Fentons have to contend with a world wider and stranger than they ever imagined.
Crossover - Marvel & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,340 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Danny F.
Walkabouts by Sober Dogs Bore Me reviews
Post-Leviathan, Taylor is living in a shelter, angry and adrift. A chance encounter puts her on a different course as she struggles to correct previous mistakes, and find a place for herself in this nebulous world of heroes and villains. (AU, post 8.07)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,554 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Panacea, Skitter, Tattletale, Coil
The Warp is Calm by LordsFire reviews
On Mindoir, John Shepard saw death for the first time. In the Calixis Sector, Lord Inquisitor Khan found that those in power value their own power over the Truth. With one lauded a hero, the other driven into exile a galaxy away, both will attempt to find a cure to the ills that plague all civilizations. And fight a race of genocidal machines and their pawns in the process.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,177 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Inquisition, Shepard (M)
Rubicon by Amhran Comhrac reviews
Two years later, the courier is having second thoughts about siding with the NCR. Accidentally stumbling into the manhunt for a disgraced Frumentarius forces her hand. But is it the voice of Mars, or just massive head trauma? Either way, the die is cast.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,886 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Genocide by Rommel reviews
Three months after the death of Kaworu, NERV and its people struggle to rebuild. The Children face new challenges, but for two of them the worse thing may just be each other. Amidst the pain and despair, outside events quickly spiral out of control. Edit: Fixed the title of the story. Yay. No more duplicates.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 353,309 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete