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I live in the southwestern United States. I have an appreciation for history, and well written literature. I'm not entirely sure how to write up a profile without it sounding like I'm trying online dating.

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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 914,358 - Reviews: 7303 - Favs: 7,753 - Follows: 6,948 - Updated: 17h - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,063 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 443,509 - Reviews: 7183 - Favs: 6,763 - Follows: 6,474 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 328,069 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
The Hogwarts Strike Team by Myricle reviews
An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 199,006 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,482 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 5/19/2014
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 4,883 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/20/2014
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,728 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Harbinger by archicane reviews
The war on Earth Bet is lost. In a desperate gamble, Taylor finds Phir Se. He sends Taylor back in time with a mission to kill Scion and the Endbringers. With her knowledge of the Apocalypse, can Taylor save the world from destruction, or is history doomed to repeat itself?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,942 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Skitter
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 356,062 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Copacetic by Materia-Blade reviews
My story was finally over. I had brought the Golden Morning and my reward was life. I found the peace I'd fought so hard for. The world was open to me! All I had to do was stay out of the light, and not draw attention to myself. That would be easy! ...I didn't last a week.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,404 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Skitter
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. This is officially half-crack now. No, seriously, it's crack. Please treat it as such.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,643 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
The Chosen and the Beloved by GuiltyAdonis reviews
In which Booker DeWitt comes to the city of Columbia in an attempt to clear his name, only to find that his past is inextricably tied to that of the city, and that fate has a way of sneaking up at the worst possible times. Or, an AU rewrite in which questions are answered, underused characters are given their due, and the Lutece twins can't help but snark at everything Booker says.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,737 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Booker D., Elizabeth]
Swords of the Living Dead by nanaya88 reviews
Rather than a castle floating in the sky, Kayaba Akihiko has created a world where the dead refuse to stay put in their graves. Players fight to reclaim Aincrad, a massive city spanning 100 districts, from the grasp of the undead. But when they find themselves trapped in this nightmarish world, zombie-hunting ceases to be all fun and games. Welcome to SLD. Follows Kirito and Sinon.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 139,223 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012
The Sky Is Awake by simplesnowflake reviews
When the sea took their parents, Anna knocked on Elsa's door one last time... and Elsa reached out without thinking. Now those few words might just build a fragile bridge between two sisters for the first time in forever. Because Anna isn't very good at giving up. Re-imagining the three years in between- a series of oneshots of what could have been.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,133 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
I Just Want a Vacation by funkmasterjo reviews
Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,697 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Link, Zelda, Saria, Navi - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 5,954 - Follows: 7,434 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Genin to Hokage by CaptainLaughs reviews
In the ninja world, many nations and factions exist, each with their own goals and beliefs. When Orochimaru breaks the continent's fragile peace, a new chapter of history will begin as war breaks out. This war, the first for many and last for some, will reshape the world and those who live in it as they fight for survival and victory. An alternate universe take on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 327,468 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4346 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,050 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Marvel Phantom by Slayer Anderson reviews
So...the Fentons punch a hole through to the afterlife in their basement and develop unparalleled hover technology and...they're crackpots? Being taken seriously can be good...and bad, especially if you attract the notice of Howard Stark, S.H.I.E.L.D, A.I.M, and a host of other agencies. Suddenly, the Fentons have to contend with a world wider and stranger than they ever imagined.
Crossover - Marvel & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,340 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Danny F.
Walkabouts by Sober Dogs Bore Me reviews
Post-Leviathan, Taylor is living in a shelter, angry and adrift. A chance encounter puts her on a different course as she struggles to correct previous mistakes, and find a place for herself in this nebulous world of heroes and villains. (AU, post 8.07)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,554 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Panacea, Skitter, Tattletale, Coil
The Warp is Calm by LordsFire reviews
On Mindoir, John Shepard saw death for the first time. In the Calixis Sector, Lord Inquisitor Khan found that those in power value their own power over the Truth. With one lauded a hero, the other driven into exile a galaxy away, both will attempt to find a cure to the ills that plague all civilizations. And fight a race of genocidal machines and their pawns in the process.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,177 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Inquisition, Shepard (M)
Rubicon by Amhran Comhrac reviews
Two years later, the courier is having second thoughts about siding with the NCR. Accidentally stumbling into the manhunt for a disgraced Frumentarius forces her hand. But is it the voice of Mars, or just massive head trauma? Either way, the die is cast.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,886 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Evangelion Genocide: Extended by Rommel reviews
Three months after the death of Kaworu, NERV and its people struggle to rebuild. The Children face new challenges, but for two of them the worse thing may just be each other. Amidst the pain and despair, outside events quickly spiral out of control. Chapter 9 updated, and now with cover image.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 353,309 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete