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Author has written 10 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Animaniacs, and Harry Potter.
I need some help with my story "What Could Go Wrong". I need someone to help with romantic stuff. Why you may ask. I suck at romance and I really want to pair the munks together. Anyone willing to help PM me!
Wanted in Person: Good with romance and funny.
Nickname(s): Sar, Sarai (A LOT of people call me this to annoy me), and Sarbear.
Age: Between 12 and 18 (note I'm not 12 or 18)
Country: USA (Thats all I'm saying)
Personality: Well in my opinion I'm smart, random, crazy (My friend says, "Why are you sitting on the floor not the couch?" I say, "I LOVE THE FLOOR AND THE FLOOR LOVES ME!), easily distracted ("Once I tripped up the stairs and - OOH LOOKIE! A TAP-DANCING PAPER PLATE!"), I'm nice, and I make a good therapist.
Gender: Sorta obvious...
Hobbies: Singing, drawing, listening to music, writing (why else would I be here?).
Favorite Class: Creative Computer Media (the class is amazing, I learn loads of fun stuff).
Least Favorite Class: English... I hate my teacher.
Favorite Songs: "Raise Your Glass" by P!nk, "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz, and "Some Nights" by Fun.
Favorite Bands/Singers: Alvin & The Chipmunks, The Chipettes, Black Eyed Peas, Hot Chelle Rae, One Direction, Big Time Rush, Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, Jason Mraz, and P!nk.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter Series, Sherlock Holmes Series, Percy Jackson Series, Twilight (1st book), The Winnie Years, The Laura Ingalls Wilder Years, Heros of Olympus Series, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Maxium Ride, Smile, Drama, and Life of Pi.
About Me: I've love writing ever since I was seven. My mom says I get it from my grandma. A lot of things happened when I was seven... I got my first pair of glasses, broke my left pinkie being goalie for soccer, and went to Disney World. I've also loved AATC since their first CGI movie in 2007. I'm currently a green belt in American Kenpo. I love animals. I have my own cat and his name is Mojo (long story)... Anyway...My favorite baseball team is the Red Sox, hockey: Bruins (did I spell that right?), and football: Patriots. Oddly enough my favorite store is Staples.
Youtube Account: GoldenQuintet13
0.0.0.0 Do you like Waffles...
Do you like Pancakes
Do you like French Toast
Put a banana in your ear...
Doom, doom, doom, etc.
If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it?
Squidward: Stop that Patrick! You're making me claustrophobic!
Patrick: What does claustorphobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa.
Patrick: HO HO HO! HO HO HO!
Spongebob: STOP IT PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING HIM!
Favorite AATC Pairings:
Favorite Harry Potter Pairings:
Favorite Percy Jackson Pairings:
Nico/Thalia (sometimes, but they're technically cousins)
Life's Most Important Questions
We don't have the answers, but we sure do have the questions!
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
How can there be self-help groups?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?
If a jogger runs a the speed of sound can he still hear his walkman?
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
If a tree falls in the woods, and lands on a mime, does anyone care?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If God sneezes...what should you say?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you bear a child, why do you have a cow?
If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?
If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?
If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
If you take a shower, where do you put it?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?
If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't hot water already hot?
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Shouldn't it be some things in moderation?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
What happened to the first 6 ups?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What is another word for thesaurus?
What is the speed of dark?
What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's another word for synonym?
When people lose weight, where does it go?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where are Preparations A through G?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?
Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Won't they all stop eventually?
Why do bars advertise live bands?
What does a dead band sound like?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?
Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?
Why do we have hot water heaters?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't superglue stick to its container?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is the word abbreviate so long?
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling?If so, how could you treat them?
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?
If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Is there a Dr. Salt?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Favorite AATC Characters:
Rules for writing AATC fanfics:
1) They are brothers, nothing else.
Well, the are movie stars, celebs, brothers, boyfriends of the Chipettes, sons, cousins of Toby and I(at least in my rules), minors, students, neighbors, to people, singers, chipmunks I could go on with this.
2) They must always live with Dave.
What if Dave dies? Hey guys I'm gonna bury ya with Davie here!
3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
Well I like the AlvinXJeanette pairing.
4) They cannot die.
It's the circle of life...
5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to he the same color as they're signature colors.
*flips through dictionary* Huh?
6) They can't die.
It's the circle of- Hey I just answered this.
7) They can't be seriously injured.
But, Alvie over there has been put into comas and hit by a U-Haul!
8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created my the Bagdasarians.
Bye, bye me.
9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
In the movies they live with Dave.
10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
Horror gives me nightmares.
11) They can't be in horror stories.
12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
*on a unicycle juggling pythons* Well what if Dave falls off a cliff should Alvin make a joke? No.
13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
*cough* CGI Movies. *cough*
14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
So I can't make a story with them eating tacos ina toilet singing the F.U.N song. F is for friends who do stuff togeather...
15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
Eh, I've been dead since I was 4...
16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
*turns around* Hey Tobster look at this!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? Question mark? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Killer of thy Cookies (Singapore), Inspirational Spark (Both of us!)- United States, UmbraFox (Australia), RikkiLucario7 (USA), Kuro Rakka Shimo (USA), AATCPartyRockAnimal (Croatia), Golden Quintet (USA)...
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix, "The meeting's over Dung," said Sirius, as they all sat down around him at the table. "Harry's arrived."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV (the last thing I watched on TV) and my sister playing a computer game.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
When I road my bike.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
Plaid blue pajama bottems and a blue tye-dye t-shirt.
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A bulletin board, a Boston Red Sox Banner, and some stickers.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Twilight (better than the book!).
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A new house for my family and save the rest for college.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have a older brother Bob that is locked in the basement closet. Atleast that's what my dad says...
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
No global warming?
19. Do you like to dance?
Let's just say I couldn't dance to save my life.
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Get your iPod 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits: Tonight, Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae (This is going to be on heck of a movie, man I love this song so much!)
Waking Up: Starships by Nicki Minaj (It works I guess, who doesn't love danceable songs?)
First Day At School: Mine by Taylor Swift (I don't think I'm supposed to fall in love yet...)
Making Your New Best Friend: Gotta Be You by One Direction (Hmm, I don't think this fits...)
Falling In Love: Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen (As long as the guy I fall in love with is straight, we all know what happened in the music video... Poor Carly.)
Breaking Up: Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas (You broke my heart, I'm gonna break your face! I know Kung Fu - actually I do Kenpo.)
Prom: My Girl by Mindless Behavior (AWESOME!)
Graduation: S.O.S. by the Jonas Brothers (Something dramatic happens?)
Life's Okay: I'm A Believer by The Monkees (Dang, I think I just fell in love... again. This song doesn't fit.)
Death of a Close Friend: Superstar by Big Time Rush (*facepalm* I can't come up with an explanation for this...)
Mental Breakdown: Never Say Never by Justin Bieber Feat. Jaden Smith (I always knew JB would drive me into a mental breakdown.)
Flashback: Ho Ho Ho by Alvin & The Chipmunks (I love my home.)
Getting Back Together: Some Nights by Fun. (Er, isn't the whole point of the song is that they're not getting back together?)
Birth of Child: Gangman Style by PSY (My kid's got the moves like Jagger?)
Wedding Scene: Music Sounds Better With U by Big Time Rush Feat. Mann (I like it.)
Car Accident: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift (I never should have married him!)
Final Battle: What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction (*headdesk*.)
Death Scene: Time Warp by Alvin & The Chipmunks (REALLY? Last time I did this, I got this song!)
Funeral Song: Raise Your Glass by P!nk (Will someone seriously play this at my funeral? I hope so, this is my favorite song ever.)
End Credits: I'm Yours by Jason Mraz (I always love the credits. This is my second favorite song ever.)
Deleted Scenes: Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond (Me and my friends sing this when we goof off, so we must have been singing this song. SWEET CAROLINE BUP BUP DAH!)
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But my hair looks better that way!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (I inhale my food!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Cuz everyone shoplifts these days!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (I microwave my soap.)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (NO!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (SHOOT!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Hot=Coldemc2-ponies.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off them wrecking balls.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Really...?)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Yeah I'm talking you, toddlers.)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to wearing them.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Uhhhh...)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Darn...I thought they contained ice cream.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TELL MY 6 YEAR OLD COUSIN!!!!????)
1. You see a chipmunk on the side of the road and try to decide if he looks more like Alvin, Simon, or Theodore
Somewhat, my cats hunt so we try to see what each one looks the most like.
2. When your younger sibling does something you don't like, you have the urge to yell "AAALLL-VVVIIINNN!!"
3. Every person you see gets compared with a chipmunk or chipette whether they like it or not
Yeah, I=Simon(though I'm a girl and I'm a klutz), Sis=Brittany, BFF=Simon(she's a girl), Brother From Another Mother=Alvin, Dude Friend=Theodore, other BFF=Jeanette/Eleanor, Mini Brother From Another Mother(he's a third grader, he's adorable)=Theodore(without the chubbiness), and Step Cousin(his mom married my Uncle)=Alvin.
4. You have dreams in which the chipmunks frequently appearyep, every night.
Sometimes, this one time I had a dream that I lived in the Seville house and I played matchmaker.
5. You can describe every episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks in full detail, as well as every movie and special
6. You've imagined yourself meeting the Chipmunks and/or Chipettes
7. You randomly say lines from Chipmunks episodes
I repeat movie lines. I GO LOCO ON YOU! ALLLLVINNNN! 'Rules' is my middle name.
8. You could tell anyone that according to the movie website, Simon's semi-autobiographical book is entitled "Who Moved My Nuts"
9. You're trying to convince your friends you are not, in fact, crazy, and that 'crazy' is Alvin going around the world, or Clyde Crashcup inventing already-invented things, or Miss Miller... being herself.
I embrace the word crazy.
10. You want every episode on DVD!
11. You want every Movie on DVD!
12. You copy and paste this into your profile
13. You compare yourself to your favorite character(s) and explain to others that you like a character you can relate to
I'm a mix of Simon and Jeanette. I'm tall, Have dark brown hair, wear glasses, I'm sarcastic(Simon), and I'm a klutz(Jeanette) even worse then Jeanette I can't stand with out losing balence.
14. When you play Mad Libs and it asks for a celebrity, you put down one of the Chipmunks or Chipettes
15. You imagine the Chipmunks/Chipettes singing your favorite songs. Or consider making a "Chipmunk'd" version of it yourself by upping the pitch, even though it would sound better if the Chipmunks/ettes sang it officially
I wish but I don't have the right stuff to do it with.
16. You add things to it when you copy and paste this into your profile
I had no idea...
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