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Joined 01-14-12, id: 3627924, Profile Updated: 05-04-15
Author has written 7 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Animaniacs, and Harry Potter.

Name: Sarah

Nickname: Sar, Sarbear, and GQ

Age: I’m what is referred to as a “Teenager”, not to be confused with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Nationality: I am an American with mostly German and Irish blood and a dash of Greek, Italian, and French Canadian.

Fandoms: Harry Potter, PJO & HoO, Pokémon, The Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Disney/Pixar, Marvel, AaTC

OMG WHERE THE HECK HAVE I BEEN?

So… this account has been inactive since late 2013. In all honestly, I was distracted by other things and I was also really sick. In late 2013, I was diagnosed with Celiac Disease. Celiac Disease is an autoimmune disease that damages the lining of the small intestine and prevents it from absorbing parts of food that are important for staying healthy. The damage is from a reaction to eating gluten, which is found in wheat, barley, rye, and possibly oats. Getting into the swing of my new diet was hard, as I would get contaminated a lot. After I was getting better, I simply lost the passion for fanfiction. However, I have jumped that hurdle, and I’m ready.

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Regarding;

Alvin and The Chipmunks:

Sarah’s Declassified Seville Family Survival Guide – This is definitely my most popular story. I’m not pleased with this story though. It was poorly written and I will probably take it off the site. I kind of want to rewrite it and make it more of a story and not a list. Would anyone like to see this?

What Could Go Wrong – For now, this story is dead. I may come back to it later.

AATC on Facebook – I deleted this.

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter and Riley Black and the Philosophers Stone – Deleted, will be replaced with a different version that I’m content with.

Things I am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts – Going to be thoroughly edited.

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The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better than most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology. You call up the Camp Half Blood number. You want to learn Latin. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over. You have taken every test you can find about what godly parent you have. You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis. You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes. When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. When you see a news report about a natural disaster, you wonder what the gods are fighting about now. You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things. YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!

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GODLY PARENT QUIZ!

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobia

2/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

7/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
You're valedictorian in your class

5/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A’s in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favourite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoë Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

4/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on make-up.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10

It seems as though I would be a child of Hades, which makes sense to me. But, I would fine with Apollo or Hermes too.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick, and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the
times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.

Just remember, next time you use a stereotype, most of the time you're wrong.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? Question mark? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Killer of thy Cookies (Singapore), Inspirational Spark (Both of us!)- United States, UmbraFox (Australia), RikkiLucario7 (USA), Kuro Rakka Shimo (USA), AATCPartyRockAnimal (Croatia), Golden Quintet (USA)...

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On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But my hair looks better that way!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (I inhale my food!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Cuz everyone shoplifts these days!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (I microwave my soap.)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (NO!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (SHOOT!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (I can’t compute.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off them wrecking balls.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Really...?)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Yeah I'm talking you, toddlers.)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to wearing them.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Uhhhh...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Darn...I thought they contained ice cream.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (I can’t ruin a child’s dream! What kind of monster do you think I am?)

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South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Changing the Future: Year One (on temporary hiatus) by Creative Central reviews
Hermione goes back in time from a year after the final battle, to her first year at Hogwarts. From there, she has to go through all 7 years again. In her first year, she befriends several students from all the houses, and with their help, puts into action a plan to change the future, hopefully for the better. Loosely follows book one plot. Manip!Dumbles and select Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Hermione G., Oliver W., Marcus F.
Weasleys, Weasleys, Everywhere! by Blackjack the Nargle reviews
This is just a random selection of one-shots for the Connect the Weasleys Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,423 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Teddy L., Albus S. P., Hugo W., Victoire W.
Forever Teddy Lupin by Wizard of night reviews
The life of Teddy Lupin as he grows up under Harry's watchful eye... Learns to control his magic, his wolf genes, his metamorphic genes and his broomstick...meets James, Albus, Lily, new friends, and wonders... would his parents be proud? Watch as Teddy turns from baby to young wizard, and Harry watches in pride and wonder. -ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,784 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L., OC, Remus L.
Cry by Lupin3black reviews
When a month old Draco Malfoy is dropped on Remus Lupin's doorstep, he takes the child in, under the name of Teddy Lupin but how does he cope with the hardships that comes with him. AU meaning Peter is in azkaban, James and Lily are alive and Sirius is hopelessly in love with an oblivious Remus. RLSB JPLE slash! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Remus L., Draco M., Teddy L.
Before I Knew by Kicon reviews
Various moments of Dean and Seamus through their years at Hogwarts as they navigate the waters of friendship and love. Part 1 of Through Their Eyes. Part 1 of Of Course Verse (Part 2 to come out fall 2015).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 35,877 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/26/2013 - [Seamus F., Dean T.] - Complete
Confessions of a Harry Potter Geek by OCD ADD Goldfish reviews
Ophelia Myers finds herself trapped in the Room of Requirement with Severus Snape. AU, in which Snape has survived the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Severus S., OC
Troublesome Tails by A Trail Of Whispers reviews
AU. James and Lily survive that night on Halloween to raise Harry through infancy, adolescence and beyond, with Remus and Sirius by their side to help support them and to, of course, create some little antics and mischief of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,578 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
I'm Only Loony For You by Rupert Grint's Biggest Fan reviews
Ron has a hidden secret but what happens when he decides to let loose and tell his closest friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Finally Living by Harry-Potter-Magic reviews
The war is over and the battle is won but Harry's life is far from over. Read as Harry goes back for his seventh year at Hogwarts with a baby Teddy in tow, helps a suicidal housemate and an abused Slytherin, learns the challenges of fatherhood and marriage, and starts his new life. (Alive Fred. Does not follow epilogue.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,495 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Teddy L.
What Happens when? by Simonette254 reviews
What happens when the Chipmunks/Chipettes get into humorous trouble?We get funny injuries,crazy adventures,and slighty weird romatic situations.Sucky summary I know.This is my first fanfiction!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013
Scared by Zebralover4578 reviews
Just a normal night at Hogwarts for most. Except Seamus. Seamus is scared of thunder. But that's not all he's scared of. Seamus is scared of rejection
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Remus Lupin: Matchmaker Extraordinaire by twilightstargazer reviews
Remus Lupin, werewolf, prefect, Marauder, now has another title to add to his ever growing list: match maker. Because really, sometimes your friends need that extra little push in the right direction. Or maybe a shove… and a good few hits with a potions textbook once in a while. L/J. Super Long Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kuro's Rules To Living With The Seville Family! by Kuro Rakka Shimo reviews
So yeah! I've seen a few of these around, and I just tried it for myself! Enter for Randomness!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Complete
I'm In Los Angeles, Trick! by HalfBlackHalfWhite reviews
Baltimore in Maryland... Place in which sixteen friends are training and dancing to battle on "The Streets"... One year they are together and they have already become champions... Now, all they have to do is keep the title. But what if they aren't regular friends? What if some of them are chipettes and chipmunk? What if they have to split?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Writing by BieberStyles1958 reviews
This is an essay that tells what writing is to Jeanette. Cartoon one-shot, Jeanette's POV.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Jeanette M. - Complete
First Meeting: Whoa by TheTimberWolf09 reviews
AU Nathan Seville timeline and featuring Legion262's OC Stellaluna from Travelers of Time II: Chipmunk Adventures . Based in AATC 2 Squeekquel. Read and Review if you want, and check out Legion262's stories too.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
Lunch Date by Master Fedora reviews
It's TTA slash. I just couldn't get the couple out of my head. It's supposed to be sweet and weird. Try to keep an open mind, that's all I ask.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Complete
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Sarah's Declassified Seville Family Survival Guide reviews
Rules that will help you live with the Seville Family. Warning may contain randomness and weirdness. Read at your own risk...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,045 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 23h - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Things I am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts reviews
Harry Potter, the Weasley Twins, and the rest of the gang do some rule breaking. From 'poking Hufflepuffs with spoons' to 'giving Lupin a flea collar', they'll break all the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., George W., OC, Fred W.
What Could Go Wrong? reviews
What could go wrong? Many things can go wrong in the Seville house. Dave and Claire have finally wed and are leaving for their honeymoon. What will happen when he leaves his nephew Toby and niece Dylan to care for The Chimpunks and The Chipettes.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013
Sweetest Thing reviews
Simon is in love with Jeanette. There is one problem, Simon doesn't know how to tell her. Will he be able to tell her before it's to late? Sequel to 'What Am I Feeling'.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
Guidelines to Living with Animaniacs Characters reviews
A guide to living with your favorite Animaniacs Characters
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012
What Am I Feeling? reviews
Brittany's yelling at Alvin again. Jeanettes heard her sister yell at Alvin before, but this time she feels something different. Don't read if you don't like the AlvinXJeanette pairing.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Alvin S., Jeanette M. - Complete
According to Grover reviews
Just Something short, after Jason, Piper, and Leo go on there quest.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Grover - Complete