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Joined 01-14-12, id: 3628164, Profile Updated: 06-26-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.


The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you are finished.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing it for years.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things alone.

I was born intelligent but education ruined me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.

A family member will let you spend a few days in jail to learn your lesson. A good friend will bail you out because you begged them to. A great friend will be telling you jokes sitting next to you behind bars. You'll then start planning for next week.

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Ain't This Awkward reviews
CIA Agent Swan goes to Italy to get her revenge and finds something that changes her whole life. OR should I say someone... One-shot. I just wrote this in study hall a few years ago and found it in an old binder. Hope you enjoy, but if you don't please keep it to yourself. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roto Cisne reviews
When Edward leaves, Bella stays strong and decides to show him what he is going to miss. She starts writing songs and pours all her emotions into it, and becomes a star, when she meets Victoria again, under better circumstances. Avril Lavigne.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bella, Edward
Backbone reviews
You don't want me?...Well take this then you jerk! Backbone Bella. a little ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Bella Marie Swan Volturi reviews
Bella isn't a wimp when the Cullens leave. Instead she becomes tough and powerful and famous and rich and Volturi. Summary: simple but to the point. Deal with it. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Bella, Alec - Complete
Pocketful of Sunshine reviews
When Edward leaves she thinks her life is ruined, until Alec Volturi shows up and the sun comes out into her life again. Bell falls for Alec One Shot. Kind of Lame.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Alec - Complete