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Poll: Which version of Love Never Dies should I use in Love Never Dies, With a Twist? Vote Now!
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Ok, for those of you who have read my phanfic I have a poll up on whcih version of it I should use in it. Even if you aren't reading it feel free to vote.

Hey, I'm kpw1998, I live in the U.S.A, and proud to be a Whovian. I LOVE musicals, and all things Harry Potter. Darren Criss is my hero, and I LOVE to read and write.

Here are some of my favorite things:

Musicals: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Starship, Cats, Love Never Dies, and Mamma Mia.

Movies: Phantom of the Opera, The Sound of Music, all Harry Potter movies, Sweeney Todd, Milo and Otis, Back to the Future part 1-3, Red Riding Hood, Forest Gump, all Sherlock Holmes movies, National Treasure 1 and 2, Titanic, Pearl Harbor, Dumbo, Anastasia,Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, Mary Poppins, Matilda, and Mrs. Doubtfire.

Books: All Harry Potter books, all Sherlock Holmes books, The Tell Tale Lilac Bush, Coffin Hollow, all Warrior Cat books, all Little House on the Prairie books, all Hunger Games books (I'm a Gale!), all Percy Jackson books, all Heros of Olympus books, all Witch and Wizard books, and The Chocolate War.

TV Shows: Bones, The Nanny, Friends, That 70's Show, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Wizards of Waverly Place, Melissa and Joey, Teen Titans, Little House on the Prairie, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, and LOST.

Now for the funny stuff.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sometimes wish that you could go back in time and buy a cape like Erik's to wear on a daily basis, then copy and paste this your profile

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

"Whoever says nothing's impossible should try nailing jello to a tree."

"Please don't try to run. We're tired and would prefer to kill you quickly."

"During one of those end-of-the-world things like in the movies, I'd go to a library. Nobody'd ever look there! ...That, or a Wal-Mart."

"Never judge a book by its movie. "

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."

"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!"

"Lord have mercy on my enemies, cause I sure as hell won't."

"Space. It seems to go on and on forever. Then you get to the end, and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you."

"Avoid popularity, it has many snares, and no real benefit."

My Top 15 Hogwart's Rules:

1. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
2. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
3. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.
4. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
5. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
6. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is
7. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
8. I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken.
9. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.
10. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horseybird".
11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
12. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
13. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
14. There is no bring a muggle to school day.
15. The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

-Post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Stop homophobia. For all these people.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes your umbrella and says, "RUN, FOREST RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital .

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just
mess it up.

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (This take serious skill)

If you ran down an "Up" ecalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile. (Well I have NOW!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (STARSHIP SPACE GUNS. IT WILL HAPPEN!)

If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.

104 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what
happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
and turn the volumes to “10″.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen
you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk,
anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re
taking it for a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from
the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello”
upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
“Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any
Shnerples here?”

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
“Mission: Impossible.”

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need some tampons!!”

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet
food aisle, etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
restrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain
that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little
umbrella in it.

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
possible “sex and candy”

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your
head and walk around the store casually.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the
mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run
between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes.
(Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act
as spastic as possible.

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and
women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch
everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with
various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you
and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is
breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you
do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was
another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME
darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto
the ground screaming and having convulsions.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people
out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and
begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of
shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the
boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every
perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another
girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy
shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.
“hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they don’t realize it!

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of
super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean
in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front
of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the
perfume!!”

71. Hit on the elderly.

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly
move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left
as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the
ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like
crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes, stupid little Rita Skeeter!!! I got her!!! Wow, that was
the biggest beetle I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!!!
Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat.
Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a
prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to
people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your
friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those
electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they
don’t know you.

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for
toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend
that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over
wanting to use it, start barking at them until
they run away crying.

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind
customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your
friend.

80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say
“Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter
Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of
french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say
“Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you
say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from
Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like
everyone else your know. You digust me” Then walk away
mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl-
like as you can

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people
asking where the rash cream is because your family and all
your friends seem to have a rash too.

84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your
“multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern
person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old
girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should
sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly
good time. (English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta
Stawbucks and git a cawfee (New York)” Etc.

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms
and legs around like your having some kind of massive
seizure.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the
store.

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to
leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your
walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to
go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then
quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away
as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger,
your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while
singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn
around.

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that
someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over,
start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little
attention” Then run away crying.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,
start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just
stay mesmerized.

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in
my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your
hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming
“NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO
NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the
eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a
zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t
light the zippo, just hold it closed.

95. Light a match under a spinkler.

96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I
warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get
my shot gun”. Then walk away.

97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my
god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him.
Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then
walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy.

98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a
mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as
possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your
watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get
paid enough to do this”

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen
my mummy?”

101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

102. Take the yarn from the Arts and Crafts department and string it throughout the store.

103. Take a broom and attempt to fly with it, and when it doesn't work yell I can't believe it, these things worked in Harry Potter!

104. Get a group of friends, go to Walmart at 11:00 PM and perform any song from any of your favorite musicals.

BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit

From a strictly mathmatecal viewpoint

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

If you are actually crazy enough to read right to the bottom of the page to get to this point and are reading this right now, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20:And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!!

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your nursing home.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear.

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

I'm not afraid of death...I just don't want to be there when it happens.

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away...if you can throw it hard enough.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

'It’s always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

2 out of 3 people understand fractions.

Do'nt worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Hey Lavender, ya still wanna call Ron Won Won? Yeah, thought not!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. The other day I got a call from a woman in France saying "Cut it out!"

The other day I ...uh, no, that wasn't me...

If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!"

Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

If you've ever burst out into a song from Phantom of the Opera, copy and paste this onto your profile, then add your penname and the song(s): xXCourtney HaleXx (Masqurade, Stranger than you Dreamt it, Point of no Return, and Angel of Music) IamthePhantomoftheOpera (pretty much every one...) othatpinnkpuff (Angel of Music, Phantom of the Opera mostly, but pretty much all of them), Erikroolsall (Most of the songs except Prima Donna), xXxMusexXx (All of them, DUH!)Oprghst(all of them I think idk im told I sing when asleep sometimes) Queen Madisyn of Narnia (Phantom of the Opera, it was in the middle of orchestra at school, and my friend was playing it on the keyboard. I couldn't resist. But I've been known to sing basically the whole soundtrack in public. One person actually clapped for me at the mall while I was singing... creeper...) Onyxx Rayne (I sing "Phantom of the Opera," "Music of the Night," pretty much everything the Phantom had a part in. As you can tell, he's my favorite character!) Queen of Drama13 (Think of me, Point of no return, Wandering child, Wishing you were somehow here again, Prima Donna, and Poor fool he makes me laugh, Music of the Night... scratch that. All of them :D) kpw1998 (All of them but All I Ask of You, I hate that one.)

If you think Raoul is a pansy, fop, and needs a haircut, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Raoul but are envious of his hair, then know YOU ARE NOT ALONE...oh and copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Erik's face wasn't that bad in the 2004 movie once Christine removed his mask, then copy and paste this onto your profile and sign your pen name. Pearlmaidenredskyla, Queen Madisyn of Narnia, Onyxx Rayne, Queen of Drama13, kpw1998 (your name here)

If you think that in the movie Phantom of the Opera in the final scene with Raoul tied up and Erik holding the rope Erik should have tripped over a rock at the bottom of the lake, fallen down, pulling the rope down with him and thus strangling Raoul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want nothing more than to actually meet Erik in person, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at the end of the 2004 movie all you wanted to do was make Erik listen to Born This Way by Lady Gaga, then copy and past this in your profile.

PHANTOM THROUGH AND THROUGH BABY!!!!

Things Not to Do at Hogwarts!! :)

1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points.

2. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!”

3. “Y’all check this here out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to perform an experimental spell.

4. It is not necessary to yell, “Burn!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

5. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

6. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.

7. I will not sing, “We’re off to see the wizard!” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

8. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

9. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

10. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing Little Shop of Horrors music.

11. It is not necessary for me to yell, “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.

12. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

13. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.

14. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.

15. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt.

16. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

17. “Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse!” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant…

18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

19. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles.”

20. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

21. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

22. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. (But how cool would that be??)

23. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

24. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

25. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

26. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.

27. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

28. “OMGWTF!” is not a spell.

29. I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

30. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

31. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

32. If asked in class about Avada Kedavra, yelling, “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

33. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force.”

34. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

35. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.

36. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of good and evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, “There can be only ONE!”

37. I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine.”

38. I will not say, “Dude, get a life,” to Lord Voldemort.

39. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

40. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

41. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “firewhisky.”

42. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

43. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

44. Seamus Finnigan is not “After me, Lucky Charms!”

45. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

46. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.”

47. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

48. I will not shout, "To infinity and beyond!!" when I take off on my broomstick.

49. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" is never appropriate - particularly not in reference to Professor Umbridge.

50. I will not refer to Draco Malfoy as "the amazing bouncing ferret."

If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile

Edward:"Bella!"

Bella: "Edward!"

Me: "Oh shut up!!!!" Copy and paste this into you profile if you think Twilight is dumb

92% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen was going to jump of a building, 7% would shout Jump Jump JUMP, copy and paste this into your profile if your one of the 1% that would push him off.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, jjjc, Fierce Queen, Neverland Child, EriksNewLove, Queen of Drama13, kpw1998

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate Racism, Copy this into your profile.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead

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╚══╝ PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

If you've met your not blood-related twin, in resemblance or personality, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this to your profile if you are about to murder the next fangirl you see who is worshipping Edward Cullen, the poster boy for a controlling, manipulative, unhealthy relationship, and people comparing Twilight, a guilty pleasure book at BEST, with the genius that is Harry Potter

Copy and Paste if you cannot understand anyone who saw POTO and did not immediately become obsessed with it.

Copy and Paste if you absolutely loathe when someone claims to love POTO and all they can say about it is "oh i love that movie i saw it like a year ago it was the one where the lady sings and he stalks her and oh my gawd his face was ugly...haha i know sooo much about it!"

If you don't think Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, but that Gerard Butler is, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you know people who should not only get run over by a bus, but be hung by their own intestines, copy and paste

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttttt..."--Erik, Longest Note Made By Any Human Being In the History of The World--otherwise known as the end of MOTN.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think it's funny to watch your friend do somthing stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI(Read backwards)

What I'm NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

5) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

6) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

7) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

8) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

9) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

10) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

11) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

12) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

13) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

14) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

15) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

16) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

17) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

18) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

19) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

20) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

21) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

22) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

23) I will not tell Professor Umbridge the centaurs are looking for her.

24) I will not let Hagrid's dragon lose in the dungeons.

25) I will not put veriteserum in Snape's goblet and ask him about Lily.

If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste. ( I stil do. :'( It's sad.)

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Being normal is for freaks."-unknown

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?


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The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 304,405 - Reviews: 6512 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mayday by RossLover2012 reviews
Ally Dawson's fear of flying becomes reality when the plane holding her and her classmates crashes on it's way to California. Will they be able to survive all of the obstacles they are about to face, and will they be able to get over their high school labels and fight together to survive? Better than it sounds! Auslly! OOC! Give it a chance! Rated T for a reason!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,154 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Of Perfume, Liquor, and Baby Bottles by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
Effie was always one who kept on schedule. Even when a mishap occurred, she always had a back up plan. But, when an unplanned event pulls both Effie and Haymitch down an unexpected road of many twists and turns, there is no back up plan to pull them out. *Completed*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 174,474 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] - Complete
Master of the House by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
"When you're able to travel on your own, Christine, you are to visit the Paris Opera House." Those were the final words of Gustave Daae. When Christine turned 18, she did just that...With the help of the Opera's owner, Nadir Khan, Christine finds love in her new home. But nothing could prepare her for the day when she came face to face with the house's manager... E/C as always.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 117,662 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Erik, Christine, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Labyrinth: Kingdom Come by Ellen Weaver reviews
Part 2 of the Judex Cycle. "King gone!" cried the littlest goblin. "What do you mean, 'King gone?" Sarah demanded. The Goblin King has abandoned his throne and disappeared into the Labyrinth. It's up to Sarah Williams to find him and bring him home. It will be a hard task: the way forward is sometimes the way back. And the Goblin King is tricky, and has plans of his own...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,845 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11968 - Favs: 12,308 - Follows: 10,333 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Strength by tini243 reviews
In the crystal caves, an unlikely bond had been formed between Zuko and Katara. A bond that gives them unprecedented abilities, but forces a closeness that they are unwilling to accept. At least at first... Zutara, post season 2
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,623 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Zuko, Katara
The Fire in Your Eyes by Twilit Phoenix reviews
Captured from her home with her tribe and then separated from her family in a tragic turn of events, Katara finds herself growing up in the Fire Nation. But the Fire Nation is no place for a young female bender. She must keep her ability a secret if she doesn't want to end up fighting for the nation's amusement in the Arena, but as time goes on it becomes more difficult. Lemon
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,343 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Phoenix by PearLynn reviews
After losing his memory at sea, Prince Zuko finds himself becoming close with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions. As they travel the world, they soon become privy to a prophecy involving Zuko that could determine the fate of the world. Will the sacrifices he makes in his journey be in vain? Or will Zuko be successful in becoming the Phoenix?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 293,087 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Rise of One by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,216 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Royal Wedding by VidiaPhoenix reviews
2: Guess which of our favorite royal Tinkerbell couples is getting married? That's right- it's Lord Milori and Queen Clarion! This story will have pre-wedding, wedding and post-wedding. I hope you all enjoy it! Final chapter is up!
Tinkerbell - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,991 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Queen Clarion, Vidia, Minister of Spring, Lord Milori - Complete
The Angel In Winter by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
Erik is alone and tormented by his gypsy master, Javert. Christine is orphaned and wandering the woods. When two worlds collide, can a friendship truly last a lifetime? As they both grow together, they will learn what it truly means to love and what it means to be hated. Erik prayed for an angel, and she came in Winter. E/C as always. Will try to keep it T rated. Dark Erik/ Kay
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 127,855 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
Our Little Lives by Concetta reviews
Two lives converge beyond the barricade. *Slight extension of chapter 54, chapter 55 in progress!*
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,580 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
All paths lead to you by pegasus-fics reviews
After her husband's death, Christine is forced to leave France and heads to London. What happens when Christine meets a man she thought long dead? Erik/Christine Rating changed to 'M', please read author's note in chapter 17!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 129,523 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
His and Her Scars by lezonne reviews
Sequel to HAHB. Hermione thought after the trial that life would be trouble free, but it doesn't seem that things will work out that way. After discovering Narcissa in a disturing state in one of the corridors, Hermione can only guess what other terrible secrets Draco has hid inside his home. The problems have only begun! Rated for language/lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,538 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Law of Love by insignificantramblings reviews
Dr. Ramsay has a final project for his senior law students, and Enjolras is not thrilled. Volunteering in a soup kitchen to "better understand the people"? The leader of the ABC Society thinks he understands everything until one chance encounter turns his life upside down. Enjolras/Éponine, modern AU.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,010 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
What About Us by Gemini12346 reviews
The only question Eponine has is What About Us? Living along in a house with eleven boys can be hard work but Eponine wouldn't change it for anything else. Having a tingled and messed up relationship but not with the one person she want to be in a relationship with. Modern AU
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 98,839 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Love Is Not Always Beautiful by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
After Erik forces Christine to leave, she comes back, swearing that she is ready to leave her old life behind. But when she is faced with Erik's monstrosity of a face and a dangerous journey to smuggle her angel of music to safety, can that promise still prevail? Eventually an Alt Love Never Dies story...E/C as always...I do not own Phantom or Love Never Dies.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 139,975 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Zutara Week 2013 by Chimochi reviews
Seven days of hardships, romance, and yes, tea. Rated K -M ZUTARA Calor, Eurphoria, Voices, Gravity, Bound, Soothe, Spark
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Zuko, Sokka, Katara, Aang
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Great Mr E by Azulixa reviews
AU. Based off of The Great Gatsby. He'd built himself up quite the empire. Interesting and quirky people in and out of his house, night and day. But I always had a suspicion, even before I met him, he never really liked it. It was all for her. And for a moment, he had her, and his kingdom was complete. If only I could tell him...it was all about to crash. I OWN NONE OF THE SONGS!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Christine, Erik, Raoul - Complete
His and Her Bruises by lezonne reviews
"I congratulate your ability to leave a mark on me, Granger. Although I must make a point of it that my bruises on you are far larger than yours on me. When competing, you should always aim to win, yes?" Fractured timeline from fourth year up; will eventually look into their lives after school. Violent references. Sequel "His and Her Scars" is now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 110,137 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Help Me Through This Sadness by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
Christine's father promised her the angel of music. But when Christine dies, what is Erik promised? Left to raise Gustave alone, Christine will guide Erik through every trial that comes with raising a child. Erik's angel. E/C like always. Gustave/Erik
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 127,831 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Infection Which Poisons Our Love by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
Erik is left alone and hurting over the pain Christine has caused. From that single kiss, Erik is reborn, but the rebirth is not what others would have expected. The world hated Erik, and so he hated back. With a new life in America and a new job, Erik's cold heart still prevails, even when a familar angel re-enters his life. Sometimes, love is not always forever. E/C Pairing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 157,958 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
I Was Not Magnificent by Like A Dove reviews
When Zuko first meets the waterbender with the scars, he's fascinated by her. His fascination quickly turns into something much more. Soon Zuko will have to confront his greatest enemy - himself. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
You Don't Own Me by s.e tudor reviews
Christine Meets Erik in their last semester of College at Harvard; Erik studying to be a businessman and Christine Studying to be a marine biologist with intentions of saving the oceans precious sharks. They share a magical night together resulting in a baby. Out of panic Erik leaves and they dont see each other until... E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,591 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Phangirl Adventures with the POTO Crew by oh-the-irony-13 reviews
The sequel to 'Phantom of Summer Vacation'. A continuation of my zany adventures with Erik, Christine and Raoul! What will happen? Well, with these three, you never quite know! Rated T for my mouth. DISCONTINUED
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,813 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Come Quietly by Like A Dove reviews
Katara tries to be quiet. Really, she does.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Insanity Ensues by VampPhan reviews
After the kiss, Erik wakes up to find himself on the set of the 2004 movie, playing himself. At the same time, Gerry is taken back to 1870 and is now the actual Opera Ghost. Someone must have divided by zero.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,318 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Slow Heat by CultOfStrawberry reviews
The Avatar continues his quest to master the elements and defeat the Fire Lord, with Zuko teaching him Firebending. The heat builds up between everyone as the end of summer approaches... especially Zuko and Katara... :includes Blue Spirit!Painted Lady Zutara and Ninja!Zutara!: Set during Season 2 and 3 of the show, with some canon included, but with some really fun twists.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 214,245 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Track Down this Murderer by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
"Remember, when the time comes, shoot. Only if you have to - but shoot to kill." This was the plan Christine knew about, but what she didn't know was that Raoul had another. Will she stay faithful? E/C as always. Will eventually be an alternate LND story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 175,904 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
His Winter Solstice by TheRabidWriter reviews
It was too much for him to handle by now. She kept repeating his name, as if she was trying but kept failing. It hurt him, and he couldn't take the pain any longer. She hadn't screamed when she saw his face, but she didn't say anything except for "Erik." An Erik/OC story. I wrote this my Freshman/Sophomore year so it's pretty shitty the first half, I'm sorry.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,602 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Erik - Complete
Undisturbed Angel by Clown Accomplice reviews
What if Raoul had remained a part of Christine's past and had never gone to the Opera Populaire? This is a story of what could have been if Adult-Raoul had never happened. Erik/Christine I recommend Raoul lovers keep their hands at the level of their eyes. COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,885 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Sustaining Memory of an Unfinished Aria by FictionAuthorInTraining reviews
Begins after the curtain falls on Lover Never Dies, then moves to present day to tell a modernized version of POTO, but with the character roles reversed and a few more twists I'm not revealing in the summary. Phantom/Erik-Christine pairing. Rated M. Enjoy!
Love Never Dies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Erik, Christine
Within Dreams by jinx1764 reviews
15 years later Sarah has not seen or heard from the Goblin King or her friends. She suffers from bouts of anxiety. She accidentally meets a man who looks like Jareth, but claims to not know her. Instantly, he's upset her delicate balance, and she can't stop thinking about him. Who is he really? Smut & love, humor & angst, all wrapped up in a mystery. What could be better?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dreams, Wishes & Plain Brown Wrappers by HachimansKitsune reviews
It was all Jareth's fault. That was Sarah's story and she was sticking to it. If he hadn't poofed back into her life, there would have been no items that come in plain brown wrappers, no lingerie mishaps and no goblin hijinx. But he did and there were.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,713 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Miss Trinket and a Mr Abernathy by TheDodoBird reviews
"You have to start somewhere..." Beginning with Effie Trinket's first year as escort, a story of how Effie and Haymitch became unlikely friends and more ... R/R is greatly appreciated! And as of 2 June 2012 - this story's been completed! I hope you enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 80,610 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Caught in the Music Once More by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
At the pier the gun goes off, but when Christine looks down at her waist, she realizes that she hasn't been shot. Though, when her eyes see her angel grasping the railing, she knows who was. Alt Phantom of the opera/Love Never Dies. E/C as always.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,553 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Revenge by Duchess of Strumpetness reviews
Castle gets his revenge on Beckett. Sequel to my earlier fic "Cuffed Castle". Sorry for the long delay in posting this fic. THANK YOU to every one who has left awesome reviews, favourited and alerted my fic, it means a lot to me.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"You may find yourself capturing hearts that you are forbidden to keep." She is a servant. He is a Prince. Together they are about to go against everything that keeps the world at peace. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,533 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Through Trials and Tribulations by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Formally called 'A Life With Rose'. First in the 'Forever by Your Side' series. A rewrite of Season 3 to include Rose. Rose is saved from her fate at Canary Wharf, but the universe has something even bigger in store for her. With Martha stuck in the middle, can Rose and the Doctor sort things out?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 192,115 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6933 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2577 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
And Yet, I Won't Regret From Now Until I Die by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
"Remember, when the time comes, shoot. Only if you have to - but shoot to kill." Ever wonder why Erik stood beside Christine on stage and was never shot at? This is a different take on the ending and sequeal to our beloved Phantom of the Opera. E/C slash
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,314 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
In the Same Candlelight by Like A Dove reviews
In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,747 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Love Lives On by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
The gun did not go off and Christine Didn't die. What happens after Erik is left standing on the pier with his beloved angel and new found son? Can they accept one another and put aside the painful past? E/C POTO/LND
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 201,843 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Of Finding Innocence by FanficwriterGHC reviews
When Kate Beckett went to get her book signed by Richard Castle, she never imagined that she'd end up meeting his daughter, much less offering to babysit for the afternoon. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,428 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Don't call me Kitten by Duchess of Strumpetness reviews
Kate discovers the ramifications of calling Rick "Kitten". Unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
When They Were Young by thebebopstampede reviews
Have you ever wondered what would've happened if Anastasia's family wasn't killed? This story takes place when Anastasia is seventeen years old and the Romanov curse hasn't affected them...yet...Anya X Dimitri story.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri
Ice Princess by veggiebulma reviews
Story starts right after Southern Raiders and continues until many years after the war, when Katara must marry by her 2oth bday. Many benders wish for her hand but she can't get over one night before the end of the war. ZUTARA!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 172,110 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Caught by Like A Dove reviews
Sokka's eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw that they were practically sprawled across the kitchen table. "AND OH MY GOD I EAT THERE." Written for Zutara Week "Caught". Modern day. Sokka catches Zuko and Katara in a compromising position.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Mirror Darkly by MizJoely reviews
A darker Jareth and Sarah story; what happens when the Goblin King finally decides on the proper revenge for being bested? And how will things shake out once an old girlfriend shows up to complicate things?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 95,580 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hoggle, S. Didymus - Complete
Forty Weeks by Like A Dove reviews
Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Cloaked Under the Night by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
Ever wonder what would have happened if Raoul left Christine upon finding out that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night? Sort of like another version of Love Never Dies. C/R to start with then turns to E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,715 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
City Of Wonders by J. C. Wright reviews
The completed tale of Fleck, Squelch, and Gangle's time at Phantasma, as told in their own words.
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 202,400 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fleck, Squelch, Gangly - Complete
Evergreen by Nade-Naberrie reviews
When Christine's world crumbles, she returns to the man who had once loved her beyond all reason. But even if they can slay their own demons, will they be able to escape the wrath of those left in their destructive wake? COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 239,252 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Cuffed Castle by Duchess of Strumpetness reviews
Castle is tied up doing research for his latest Nikki Heat novel and Kate unexpectedly becomes his inspiration with some help from Lanie. Reviews feed the plot bunnies so please hit that little 'review' button.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6335 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Miracles of Madness by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
This is the story of Lauralye, a girl who comes across the dark mysterious man we all know as Erik, after being caught stealing from a local fair. Can she shed some light on his life? Can he show her kindness? E/OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 248,890 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Erik - Complete
Varedha by Sandra Evans reviews
In a world where the Fire Nation rules supreme, where allies are really foes and trust is obsolete, where family is a liability and war is known as peace, how will a fragile, fledgling love survive? Sequel to Eclipse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,968 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Truth or Dare by Duchess of Strumpetness reviews
Rick & Kate play a childish game of Truth or Dare but end up with far more than they bargained for. Warning contains smut!
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Fall of the White Lotus by Boo-82 reviews
Grandmaster Iroh sends Katara and Zuko on a quest to prevent the fall of the Order of the White Lotus. They'll have to find Zuko's mother, before autumn turns to winter. An epic story about legendary love. Fall of the White Lotus is currently under revision.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 264,127 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Cold Fire by CultOfStrawberry reviews
When Katara is chased by the Pirates she stole the scroll from, Zuko does more than just save her from them... First story in the Cold Fire trilogy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Making it Work by thatcoolkids96 reviews
The war is over and the gang can finally relax in a world of peace, or so they thought. When the price of world peace is far more than the group originally bargained for, tough sacrifices must be made to appease the feuding nations. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 149,170 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Unintended by GoldenNinde reviews
I never meant for it to happen. He certainly didn't either. It was unintended.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 88,787 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4983 - Favs: 5,919 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beyond the Rising Sun by justcallmefaye reviews
COMPLETE. Post Series. In the end, it would be about growing up and looking back and moving on and finding out that some things only grow stronger with time. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,592 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Midsummer Madness by Burning Ice reviews
***UNDER REVISION*** Katara learns that there are both advantages and drawbacks to being a female water bending master, and pays back a favor to an old friend. Zutara, Taang, Azulaang, Azulahn, Ty LeeOC and My Lee ***PREQUEL TO A NET TO CATCH THE WIND***
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,598 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Hurts like Hell by PaisleyRose reviews
What happens when a girl is deprived of her dreams... how does being dreamless change a person... why could our beloved Sarah become...EVIL? And what lengths would one go to to get even with the one who did this? Back with a new chapter....
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 317,522 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Clue: Trapped in the Game by inkl0v3 reviews
six teenagers get trapped in the clue mansion and have to figure out it's secrets before their past comes back to haunt them. Set in modern times.
Clue - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,402 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Bodice Ripper by Ergott reviews
What if the Labyrinth really had been just a dream? Too bad Sarah never figured that out, it would have saved writer Jareth Corbett a whole lot of trouble. Or is Sarah really on to something bigger than either of them could have guessed? JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,831 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Eclipse by Sandra Evans reviews
It is an act of nature: the sun and moon are drawn to one another like moths to a flame. When they finally touch, there is nothing. No heat, no cold. Just an Eclipse. Zutara. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 159,216 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Ozai's Vengeance by Fandomme reviews
Twelve years after the final battle, Zuko summons Katara to heal the victims of an epidemic spreading throughout the Fire Nation. Katara Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,597 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Phil by Cymbidium reviews
Erik is a reclusive composer in San Francisco and Christine is a senior in college. Erik has been watching her for four years but must now make his move before she graduates and disappears forever. Modern day.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 406,342 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Erik, Christine
Adrift by CultOfStrawberry reviews
It's a Fire Nation royal... and a Water Tribe native. But it's NOT Zutara! You'll be delightfully surprised at this pairing! It's the first one of this pairing that has ever been written, I think!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Somewhere in Between by AJ Rayne reviews
Set in the future. After the end of the war, the Fire Nation is in crisis and to mend the broken land, Katara is put in a position she never expected to be in: Fire Lady. The first in a series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Rhythm of the Rain by DamageCtrl reviews
Rebuilding a nation requires sacrifices. Knowing that the Fire Nation would never accept a Waterbender as it's Lord's wife, Katara removes herself from her fledgling romance with Zuko and encourages him to find greatness with Fire Nation noble Mai. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 251,513 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dangerous Ground by wilderness-writer reviews
Ready for a Zutara fic filled with action, romance, and a new plot? Then come, tread on Dangerous Ground and see what happens when water and fire collide. Can the two exist peacefully, or will they both be destroyed? The fate of the world may hang on it..
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,329 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Hunter and The Prey by RedNovember reviews
[ZK] The Prince of the Fire Nation will do anything to find the legendary Avatar, but what if the bait he captures to lure the Avatar decides to fight back and gains his attention in more ways than one? My take on an overused plotline. [COMPLETED]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
Honesty by artemisgirl reviews
COMPLETE In a fight with the HIVE, Jinx casts a curse that forces Robin and Raven to tell the truth about everything. Raven and Robin must work together to survive this ordeal as they discover every bit of the truth about each other... RobinRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,476 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Raven, Robin - Complete
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
Love Never Dies, With a Twist reviews
Genevieve is the daughter of the famous opera singer Christine Daae, but son to Raoul de Changy. Her father has no idea of her existence except as his son. Will her secret be safe when they reach Coney Island for her mother's performance?
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012