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Birthday: August 25
Current Temp: Getting Colder, it'll be fall soon
Current Location: At work
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: black
Height: 5' 3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Weakness: FOOD!
Your Fears: Being eaten by a really big fish
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes or hair
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King but really In and Out Burger
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Do you play an Instrument: flute and panio
Fave Food: pasta
Fave Music: everything
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love to lie down in the grass and watch the sunset, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever started a book, then started another book, then another, and then three weeks later finished the first book and so on, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped UP stairs before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would die laughing their butts off.
If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and buy his own damn box,copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who needs to get run over,copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ARE evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you have spelled your name wrong Paste this in your Proile
If you are accident prone Paste this in your Profile
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"I would rather be hated for who I am, then liked for who I'm not."
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.
Long ago when people cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today we call it golf.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks),copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
If you have ever looked at somethin' that wasn't there because someone said "look it's ", then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever said something to someone that had nothing to do with your current conversation, then copy and paste this into your profile
If your one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Procrastination isn't the problem; its the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off!
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
please post if you believe that gay marriage should be legalized where it is not yet.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge.
I'm in the Band, so I MUST be a geek.
What makes life 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
is represented as:
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it... and have a nice day at work... : )
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Old Is When:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you can find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not having to get up to go pee
TOOK FROM aem81197 :
Interesting and insane laws:
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine.(damn there goes my plan! lol)
It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.(but thats a horses favorite flavor, fire hydrant :D)
It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash.
It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.(why does my cat need a tail light?)
It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.(but thats the ideal lunch time)
It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.("sorry officer i ran over my lantern dude 2 miles back")
It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.(but its soo fun!)
It is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.(well yea cuz the lantern dude doesn't want to see it XD)
It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday.
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.(we're so screwed up)
It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.(but its a great work out! and your multitasking)
It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.(well what if my house is on fire while hes napping? then hes not doing his job!)
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.(assuming your still alive after jumping)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(but i don't have any other time to use it!)
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(damn you fritos!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(...how do i use regular soap????)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but i love the frozen crunchy-ness)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(...i wonder what happens XD)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(i thought it was gonna be cold! isn't that what heating is?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."(but its quicker!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(we'd be so much safer if them damn 9 year olds stayed off the road!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(I hope so!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to space)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(oh i know the other use...the killing people use...right?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(damn it! why would you put nuts in peanuts???)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(what if i wanna eat the nuts before opening the packet?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(damn i hought i'd really be superman)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."(but its the most convenient way!)
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Setsuki Angel Princess, KatiechanXoxoXSesshoukun, Fluffy's Master, Pumpkin Maximus, StoryKitten, aem81197, RedRosey18
Taken from Silver Dragon 475:
These are newspaper headlines that are...well they made me laugh. These were copied from a profile after i couldn't stop laughing
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Good-for-nothing, lazy slackers
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
It’s not just me right?
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.