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Joined 01-14-12, id: 3628710, Profile Updated: 02-11-15
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

I am no longer active on this account cos I made it when I was like ten???

please don't hate on my stories because I wrote them when I was eleven and they're pretty horrible. the content as well as the pairings I may have liked have changed dramatically, as well as my perception of the characters. sorry if any of the writing offends you, because it offends me too

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If you still need me by mistleglow reviews
Nico di Angelo is a homeless boy with nowhere to go and no reason to live. That is, until a boy named Jason Grace wanders into his life, and offers him a place to stay- at his cozy apartment with his roommate, Piper. But things start to get messy when Nico meets Percy Jackson, and falls badly for him. Too bad for him, Jason doesn't appreciate that too much.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Let's do something you're not supposed to by Oynnej reviews
Slight AU. Lily isn't happy. Although she should be with a seemingly perfect life and perfect boyfriend to boot. But then James Potter comes along and shows her you're not always supposed to do...what you're supposed to do
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Voldy's secret chocolate craving reviews
Voldermort feels that he controls and rules everyone's lives...that is until chocolate comes into his life. Voldermort tries out chocolate, and gets addicted. Find out what happens in this hilarious story about Voldy and what happens during his obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Voldemort
Voldy learns how to use a mobile phone reviews
A funny one-shot on Voldermort's text messages to his fellow Death Eaters. His nice, funny, text-message self will shock you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Voldy enters for a Pantene commercial reviews
Voldermort tries out for a Pantene commercial-something he had always wanted to do his whole life. The only thing, or person rather, getting in the way is Lucius Malfoy. Apparently, HE wants to try out too. Who will win this epic battle for the lead role?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Voldy hits the Beach reviews
Another one-shot on Voldermort.He's a dancing sensation at a beach bash!But trouble stirs...Can he avoid being seen by a fellow Death Eater,or risk humiliation?After all, it's not everyday you can catch the Dark Lord himself expressing his inner dancer...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Voldy dances to Katy Perry reviews
A hilarious one-shot about Voldermort secretly worshipping Katy Perry. One night a certain death eater catches him singing and dancing to Katy Perry. Find out what Voldy does when he sees him snooping! The Death Eater is really in for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Stormy friendships, love and battles: Torn reviews
Percy likes his life.V ery at is, until Grover suffers from a fatal illness. It's not just Grover's life at risk-Percy finds out that the Mist has been torn, and just so, that the thing that cures it is also the thing that cures Grover.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012