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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Ben 10.

So Listen.

We've known each other for a while, Internet. And here's the deal: This relationship between me and you, its gonna start changing soon. I mean, the stories I posted were few and far between, usually taking over a month to actually crank out a new piece of literature. And the big secret is that every chapter is written within two nights. I'm just a lazy fucker who's always busy. But here's the deal: School's out.

Schooooool's out.

So that means, They'll be a shitload of content uploaded for the next few months, and its going to be fantastic. The one Ben 10 story I have is extremely popular, which is strange to me, but who cares, right? People love it. And Behind Closed Doors, now that's a good story that was written because I didn't find much of the NaruTsunade fanfiction to my liking, and people apparently agree with me. BUT NOW. Now those stories will be updated! UPDATED REGULARLY! WITH PLENTY OF FANCY LANGUAGE AND SHIT AND EVERYONE WILL LOVEMETELLMEIMBEAUTIFUL! All because summer is here and its always going to be 3 AM to me. Mostly because that's when I'm at my laptop. In any case, there will be new content coming out all. The. Fucking. Time. So be prepared for that, and we'll all have a good time together.

Or hell, I might continue being lazy.

But hey, you guys should be excited, because, as my gift to you, to end the week on a good note, Behind Closed Doors chapter 3 should be coming out! Hoorah!

Or hell, it might not. Just have to play it by ear, I suppose.

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Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 311,356 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
Ed Edd n' Eddy: Senior Year by Mr. Alaska reviews
People say things change when you get older. But for Ed Edd n' Eddy, some things never change, even when you're a senior. Follow along as the Eds try to survive senior year... Or more importantly, survive the Kankers. Mainly Edd/Marie. More Later. R&R!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,489 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edd, Marie
We Just Wanted to be Stronger by azfaerydust reviews
It was supposed to be a simple training trip. And in a way it was. That is, it was until trouble came running like it always does. Naruto, Sai, and Sasuke are out on a training trip with Jiraiya. Just what sort of adventures are in store for them as they work their way towards the chunin exams. Sequel to Broken. The new team seven - AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 210,093 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3045 - Favs: 6,942 - Follows: 7,745 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Broken by azfaerydust reviews
Familyfic/angst/humor - Two damaged souls, 17 year old Kakashi and 3 year old Naruto find a way to heal each other and become a family. Read as they overcome their pain and face a new life full of promise and hope. How will this change Naruto and Kakashi? Watch the boy grow to be a strong shinobi and face the world that had turned against him. Some action and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 184,885 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Ayame - Complete
I Saw That Coming a Mile Away by patricia51 reviews
A month or so after the events of "I Didn't See That Coming/Her Passing" Carly and Sam complete the circle. Off stage appearances by Jade and Tori. Femslash. Cam, Rated "M".
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2012 - [Carly S., Sam P.] - Complete
I Didn't See It Quite like This by patricia51 reviews
Ever since their trip to Seattle Jade and Tori have been keeping an eye on each other while trying to appear not to. Who will give in to their attraction first? Sequel to both "I Didn't See that Coming/Her Passing". Femslash. Jade/Tori.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Tori V., Jade W.] - Complete
I Didn't See Her Passing by patricia51 reviews
An appearance on iCarly leads to new encounters, now and possibly in the future for Tori and Carly. Companion story to "I Didn't See That Coming". Femslash. Tori/Carly. Rated "M".
Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2011 - [Carly S., Tori V.] - Complete
I Didn't See That Coming by patricia51 reviews
Crossover between iCarly and Victorious. Jade can't believe she's stuck appearing on this lame web show and with Tori no less. But then there's this tough girl named Sam and she seems to be someone Jade could get along with. Femslash. Jade/Sam
Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2010 - [Sam P., Jade W.] - Complete
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Kunoicihi's Libido reviews
Ino has been very stressed out lately and has finally gotten some time to herself. She travels into the forest and this is her adventure. Awful summary. Planned for a multi-chapter fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Behind Closed Doors reviews
My first story, not quite sure if its good or not, so I'm leaving that up to you guys. Anyway, it's a lemon with Tsunade and Naruto.. Anyway, leave a review if you have tips or criticism or hate . In this Fic, Naruto finds out what can happen... Behind Closed Doors. Damn, that was pretty awful. "Steamy" Chapter 2 is up, with Tsunade and Naruto meeting at a hot bath at sunset.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Sex Tales, Sex Tales reviews
Ben and Gwen, various scenarios and the such, loose storyline, what could be better? Lemons abound! Not for children!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,548 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Ben T., Gwen T.
The Secret Garden reviews
Ino gains entrance to a door that she was never meant to enter. Inside, she finds a secret garden. What mysterious adventure will she have inside this sanctuary? With plants? Bad summary! Lemon! With plants. Definitely not as good as my other works. Also, there's a hint to my next story at the end of this one, so at least look at that! No plan to continue, may if positive reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Ino Y. - Complete