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Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, and Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club.

My favorite kind of profiles are made up of quotes and song lyrics. They're always fun to look through. So I decided to do mine like that.


Why don't we end this lie?
I can't pretend this time,
I need a friend to find, my broken mind,
Before it falls to pieces. - This Suffering by Billy Talent

Addiction is death. - Unknown

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

You must understand that when you are writing a novel you are not making anything up. It’s all there and you just have to find it. - Thomas Harris

There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. - Maya Angelou

Please, won't you push me for the last time
Let's scream until there's nothing left
So sick of playing, I don't want this anymore
The thought of you's no fucking fun
You want a martyr, I'll be one
Because enough's enough, we're done - King for a Day by Pierce the Veil ft. Kellin Quinn

A true love story never ends. - Unknown

The best way to get kids to read a book is to say: ‘This book is not appropriate for your age, and it has all sorts of horrible things in it like sex and death and some really big and complicated ideas, and you’re better off not touching it until you’re all grown up. I’m going to put it on this shelf and leave the room for a while. Don’t open it. - Phillup Pullman

Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts. - Edgar Allan Poe

If I don’t love a character I figure out why. ‘Cause I usually even love the ones I hate, and hate is a pretty important kind of love. It’s like you’re loving how much better someone else is. - Josette Vipond

Good writing is clear. Talented writing is energetic. Good writing avoids errors. Talented writing makes things happen in the reader’s mind -vividly, forcefully- that good writing, which stops with clarity and logic, doesn't. - Samuel R. Delany

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world, and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I know you've never loved
The sound of your voice on tape
You never want
To know how much you weigh
You still have to squeeze into your jeans
But you're perfect to me - Little Things by One Direction ft. Ed Sheeran

Sorry, my "social skills" are a bit "rusty". - Castiel

Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. - Sirius Black

When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me: “After all this time?" and I will say: “Always." - Alan Rickman

The truth. It's a beautiful and terrible thing, and therefore should be treated with caution. - Albus Dumbledore

I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. - Harry Potter

I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise, and pretending that I don't exist. - Harry Potter

I'm not happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on - Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz

If you fall, I'll be there. - Floor

I hope there's pudding. - Luna Lovegood

I solemly swear that I'm up to no good. - Marauder's Map

“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you think that means?"
“Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.

Welcome to Diagon Alley. - Hagrid

Oh, but you were so shy, so was I
Maybe that's why it was so hard to believe
When you smiled and said to me
"Are you gonna kiss me or not? - Are You Gonna Kiss Me or Not by Thompson Square

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A Brother to Basilisks by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU of PoA. Eventual HPDM slash. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle. He follows it- and everything changes. Updated every Friday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 280,305 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,761 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D.
Acts of Life by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW at first. That Harry returned Draco's wand to him was only one small act in a life, one thing that he might have done or not done. But more acts succeed that one, and Harry and Draco find themselves sharing more and more of them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,704 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Home From the Hill by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPLM slash, twoshot. Harry finds it a strange world, where he keeps coming to Lucius even when he doesn't need to. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Lucius M., Harry P.] - Complete
Life Turned Upside Down by GeminiFaerie reviews
Harry finds out Dumbles has been paying his relatives to mistreat him; after being violently abused he escapes with the help of Dobby and a magic collar that releases his animagus form, only to find himself at the mercy of Draco Malfoy. DM/HP Slash Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,451 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Done With You by HarajukuSora reviews
Naruto is in love with his boy friend Sasuke, but the problem is is that he needs to pretend to have a girlfriend. Naruto is tired of said girlfriend and decides to do something about it. Yaoi Sasunaru suinaru shikanaru sainaru slight sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,394 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Marathon by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 181,026 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Save Me by Sly Severus reviews
A year after the war, wounds remain fresh. Survivors struggle just to keep surviving. They're plagued with guilt, illness, and new prejudices. Harry always thought his life would get easier after the demise of Voldemort, but he was wrong. This story is not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 96,410 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taste of Your Lips by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER EDITING IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,817 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cissarella by Megan13 reviews
Narcissa tells her son a bedtime story; Lucius interjects... A lot. Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 4,075 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13709 - Favs: 8,311 - Follows: 6,851 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 7,335 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From the Blood by Mysticalsoul reviews
Harry and Draco have a secret; How do they tell the rest of the students at Hogwarts? 'From our blood, Harry, from our blood'. R&R please?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Dawn's Fire on Drawn Sword reviews
Naruto's life is dull and empty, he doesn't really have a purpose. On his 18th birthday he starts getting tormented by demons nobody else can see. When things go too far he's drawn into a world of conflict. Everything changes in the blink of an eye. Slash, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Gaara, Naruto U.]
Casual reviews
/DM/HP, SF/HP, One-shot/ Harry is seeing Draco in an open relationship. Every once in a while they'll meet up and sate each other's sexual desires, no stupid feelings involved. On the side they'll see other people of course, but Harry realizes something when Draco starts seeing a girl seriously. He's jealous, and with these ugly feelings festering he needs answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Seamus F. - Complete
Singing Songs Without Words reviews
/HP/DM Oneshot/ Draco is attending Wizard University and Harry's bathroom concerts every day. The latter unwillingly. Singing is Harry's way of relaxing after the war, a kind of therapy. Draco supports him of course, but he'd be lying if he didn't say that the way he mis-sang every song pissed him off.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Diners and Mercury reviews
/DM/HP One-shot/ Harry has visited the same diner since he was a teen and it holds a lot of special memories for him. When he gets stood up his night seems like a bust until he meets Draco, a charming stranger. Pretty quickly he's feeling a connection he's never felt before and he's eager to see where this new love takes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
A Single Drop reviews
Harry is crippled by a deadly disease that puts those around him in mortal peril. His existence is on a ticking timer as he takes potion after potion trying to salvage his life. Somehow the last person he wanted knowing learns his secrets and he's left dealing with the aftermath. (Sixth year, slash, trigger warning for sensitive content.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fragments of Memories reviews
HP/DM DM/HP One-shots. Covering a variety of topics highlighting different tropes and AUs. Each chapter is a different one-shot and comes with summaries. The general word count for a one-shot is around 2000 words. May include other pairings but will not be the focus of the one-shot. Warnings will be put at the beginning of the one-shot. Not all one-shots will be M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
In a Glass Bottle reviews
HP/DM Harry loses everything when his wife divorces him for another man. He needs a reason to keep going forward and the reason comes from one of the more unlikely places.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Words
A collection of one-shots based on single word themes, mostly emotions. Rating may vary with one-shot. Each one-shot is Delena but may contain other side pairings. Will be taking requests.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Elena G., Damon S.]
Forgetting reviews
Harry is living skipping from apartment to apartment, case to case. When he finds the android named 'Draco' something changes. At first he keeps him around so he can find someone to sell him to, but after Draco attempts to self destruct he realizes how 'faulty' of a product he really is. He has the defect of emotions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
31 Days of Halloween reviews
A collection of one shots written by a couple authors who're really in the mood for Halloween. 31 one shots will be written in total, a one shot a day, posting all missed days on Halloween. Covers nearly every popular pairing, mostly (if not only) slash. Everything from witches and princes to vampires and mundane but fluffy Trick or Treating.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Nagisa H., Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T.
The Sky Under the Sea reviews
"But if I have Haru and you have me, do we really need wives? We can just take care of each other," At the end he blushed a bit, confusing Haru even more. But Mako seemed to like the idea so Haru nodded. As long as Mako continued to smile, Haru could be happy. "Okay."
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T.
Sleep reviews
What he wouldn't give to close his eyes for even a second. To escape into peaceful oblivion, to escape himself. A one-shot detailing Harry's night as he struggles with his demons. TRIGGER WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
Silver Lover reviews
Harry is guilty for what he's done. He blames Sirius's, his parents, and Cedric's deaths on himself. He knows he deserves everything that comes his way. He'll fight through the bullying and self hate. Or he'll die trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
I Love You reviews
There's a string of murders at Hogwarts that has everyone living in fear. Harry has found someone who can erase that fear. Getting drunk on his kisses is all he needs to keep the nightmares at bay. Even if nobody can accept them he'll keep saying three words 'I Love You'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W., Cedric D. - Complete
Marked Heart reviews
Harry finds a goblet with a potion that gives him the ability to telepathically speak with someone he calls None. They don't know each other's identities and he's fine with that, for a while. When he finally meets None he's horrified and shocked, Draco was too. With so many shared secrets they can't exactly return to enemies. That only leaves one other option.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lost and Meant to Be Found reviews
Have you every wanted to find your soulmate? To Harry it always sounded like some rainbow colored fairy tale. To Draco it was a burden, responsibility, and a ticking timer. For them it's not just an emotional connection. And it's not an expected connection either. Activated on his 16 birthday Draco quickly figures out who it is. He found his soulmate, his only possible mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lie reviews
"Can you keep a secret?" In an elite private school Naruto has to survive among wolves. At first all he wanted was hot chicks and good grades, but things go south as he gets involved in a shadowy group of students calling themselves the Akatsuki. It's all thanks to a jerk named Sasuke and a secret that could get him killed. Naruto will need to lie a lot to get out alive. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bloody Thorns reviews
THIS IS ON PERMANENT HAITUS! I HATE HATE HATE THIS STORY NOW! I will however be writing a new Vampire!Gaara and Human!Naruto fic. This is a year old and I'm proud to say my writing has improved volumes, as has my dialogue, descriptions, pacing, and everything else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara
Seal It With A Kiss reviews
Elena is attending a special highschool, it's a highschool for vampire hunters. Damon Salvatore is going to the school as well and he seems to have his eyes on her. He has a secret though, it would probably get him killed in a school full of vamp haters. The only reason he is there is for info, but pretty soon he finds that Elena is another reason to stay. Delena, slightly AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Sunshine, Lollipops, and Sasuke reviews
Naruto is the son of a murderer. He never really thought that much about who was murdered. Until now. Itachi Uchiha, heir to the Uchiha Corp. and high ranking in the Akatsuki is looking around for payback. Instead of killing Naruto he offers him a deal: Come up with 80,000 and you live. Because a guy who's 16 with a shitty job will be able to get that much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
More Than Magical A Miracle reviews
Everyone wants to love and be loved. It's like an infection that never goes away. You hate to love and love to hate. There is no such thing as an easy romance, there will be hurt feelings, sleepless nights, and a whole lot of patience needed. Some romances will be less difficult but some are just insane. For Draco and Harry it won't just take magic, they'll need a miracle. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.