Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Tv Shows.
Some stuff about me:
Eyes: Blue. When I'm mad they get cloudy or a grey color.
hair: Light brown, blonde streaks, ending right above my shoulders, slightly wavy and parted over my left eye.
My favorite color is blue.
I LOVE A LOT OF MUSIC!
My ALL TIME FAVORITE: Forever The Sickest Kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Ready Set
The Dixie Chicks
Three Days Grace
Theory Of A Deadman
AND A LOT MORE
Other Stuff About Me:
I am absolutely NOT girly.
I have an older sister, and a younger brother.
My parents are divorced, my father being remarried.
facebook.com: Sophie Dunham (with the picture of Gir from Invader Zim)
I love to write about Maximum Ride.
I love to write about funny things that happen in my life.
In life, i live by one rule, and one rule only: When you fail and people say you'll never make it, which they will, come back and prove them wrong.
If you are one of those readers who supports DyalnxMax, start running and I'll give you a five second head start.
I support Fax, Eggy, and Mylan. Mylan being Maya and Dylan.
Maximum Ride Stuff I think about:
Who else can picture Max and Fang singing the song, " Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better"?
Who else can picture Iggy and Fang singing Maybe I Like It?
Who else thinks Dylan is and ALWAYS will be a Carebear?
Friends Vs. Best Friends:
Friends would come and break you out of jail. Best Friends would be sitting next to you, saying, " Shit! Not Again!"
Friends would tell you he's not worth crying over. Best Friend's would help you break into his house to 'teach him a lesson.'
Friends would laugh with you. Best friends would laugh at you.
Friends would share their umbrella. Best Friends would take yours and run away, yelling, " Run *BEEP, Run!"
Friends would help you up when you fall. Best Friends would be the reason you fell.
Things my Mother taught me.
My mother taught me about gravity: "Sit down, before I knock you down!"
My mother taught me about religion: "Back talk me again, and I'll walk across this couch like Jesus walkin' on water!"
My mother taught me about oxymorons: " Don't talk with your mouth open!"
(My mother didn't teach me much!)
I LOVE NERF GUNS, XPLODERZ GUNS, MY RED RYDER BB GUN!
I LOVE animals!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have 6 dogs, 3 being at my house, 3 at my dad's.
I have 4 cats, all at my house.
I have 1 guinea pig at my house.
I have 1 Rabbit at my house.
I LOVE to draw!!!!!
I draw on my long sleeve shirts, pants legs, nails, homework, class work, my wall (Because I'm allowed!!!)
I LOVE lots of t.v. shows. LIKE:
Top 20 Most Shocking
Two and a Half Men
Last Man Standing
Mike And Molly
America's Funniest Home Videos
The Big Bang Theory
2 Broke Girls
Are You There, Chelsea?
I Like to sing, but i don't think I can. People say I can, though.
TIME FOR PASTING!!!
If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!
If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.
My name is Sarah
I must be stupid
I wish I were better
I can't speak at all
When I awake
When my mommy does come
Don't make a sound!
I hear him curse
I try and hide
He finds me weeping
He slaps me and hits me
He's already locked it
I fall to the floor
"I'm sorry!", I scream
The hurt and the pain
And he finally stops
My name is Sarah
Disclaimer: I didn't make this poem but if you are against child abuse, put this on your profile and pass it on.
Try not to cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech