StormyCloud83
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Joined 01-15-12, id: 3630441, Profile Updated: 04-12-12
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Some stuff about me:

Eyes: Blue. When I'm mad they get cloudy or a grey color.

hair: Light brown, blonde streaks, ending right above my shoulders, slightly wavy and parted over my left eye.

My favorite color is blue.

I LOVE A LOT OF MUSIC!

Like:

My ALL TIME FAVORITE: Forever The Sickest Kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maroon 5

The Ready Set

The Script

The Dixie Chicks

barenaked Ladies

PARAMORE

Three Days Grace

Theory Of A Deadman

Nickelback

Hinder

Keith Urban

Rascal Flatts

AND A LOT MORE

Other Stuff About Me:

I am absolutely NOT girly.

I have an older sister, and a younger brother.

My parents are divorced, my father being remarried.

Other accounts:

Deviantart.com: Faxnessforever

Youtube.com: runxsophiex

facebook.com: Sophie Dunham (with the picture of Gir from Invader Zim)

I love to write about Maximum Ride.

I love to write about funny things that happen in my life.

In life, i live by one rule, and one rule only: When you fail and people say you'll never make it, which they will, come back and prove them wrong.

If you are one of those readers who supports DyalnxMax, start running and I'll give you a five second head start.

I support Fax, Eggy, and Mylan. Mylan being Maya and Dylan.

Maximum Ride Stuff I think about:

Who else can picture Max and Fang singing the song, " Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better"?

Who else can picture Iggy and Fang singing Maybe I Like It?

Who else thinks Dylan is and ALWAYS will be a Carebear?

Friends Vs. Best Friends:

Friends would come and break you out of jail. Best Friends would be sitting next to you, saying, " Shit! Not Again!"

Friends would tell you he's not worth crying over. Best Friend's would help you break into his house to 'teach him a lesson.'

Friends would laugh with you. Best friends would laugh at you.

Friends would share their umbrella. Best Friends would take yours and run away, yelling, " Run *BEEP, Run!"

Friends would help you up when you fall. Best Friends would be the reason you fell.

Things my Mother taught me.

My mother taught me about gravity: "Sit down, before I knock you down!"

My mother taught me about religion: "Back talk me again, and I'll walk across this couch like Jesus walkin' on water!"

My mother taught me about oxymorons: " Don't talk with your mouth open!"

(My mother didn't teach me much!)

I LOVE NERF GUNS, XPLODERZ GUNS, MY RED RYDER BB GUN!

I LOVE animals!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have 6 dogs, 3 being at my house, 3 at my dad's.

I have 4 cats, all at my house.

I have 1 guinea pig at my house.

I have 1 Rabbit at my house.

I LOVE to draw!!!!!

I draw on my long sleeve shirts, pants legs, nails, homework, class work, my wall (Because I'm allowed!!!)

I LOVE lots of t.v. shows. LIKE:

ZABOOMAFOO

Top 20 Most Shocking

Impractical Jokers

Ghost Adventures

Invader Zim

World's Dumbest

Two and a Half Men

Cougar Town

The Middle

Raising Hope

Last Man Standing

Happy Endings

Mike And Molly

America's Funniest Home Videos

Suburgatory

The Big Bang Theory

2 Broke Girls

Are You There, Chelsea?

Face Off

The Finder

Whitney

I Like to sing, but i don't think I can. People say I can, though.

TIME FOR PASTING!!!

If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Disclaimer: I didn't make this poem but if you are against child abuse, put this on your profile and pass it on.

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost ~

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Roommates by TAGGWRITC reviews
Lissa and Max despise each other. They can barely stand in the same room as the other. Unfortunately, they are roommates in their college's dorm. Fang, is Lissa's boyfriend. What happens when after meeting Max, he can't get her out of his head? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,334 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
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The Long Road reviews
Max's parents get divorced and her dad moves away. What happens when Fang promises he'll go with her to Jeb's house everytime she has to go? What will happen when Jeb decides he doesn't want Fang around? FAX The rest of the Flock will be in it too but NO FANG'S GANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Cadette Ride reviews
The Flock, now grown up, is in the army with the same life goals, to protect. Follow in Max's POV while the FLock faces Bomb threats, surprise attacks, and confusing relationships.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: PMS reviews
This is what happens when Max gets her period and Fang won't leave. One-Shot Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Annoying Friends reviews
Max and Fang, best friends for life. What happens when A certain GBF gives Fang a run for his money?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,724 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Fang, Max
Sick Days Suck, But this one's an exception reviews
Sick days suck, so I wrote a one-shot. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Jordan Went To Hooters reviews
This is a present to my friend, Melanie! Read and enjoy!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete