Author has written 18 stories for Fanfiction Poetry, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warcraft, Alice, 2009, and Sherlock.
Hello! My name is Bandit, formerly Phoenix Archangel. I take nothing seriously, and I'm aware I tend to make a mockery of the craft. I write for myself, my friends, and those with a good sense of humor. There. I've said it. It's out in the open for all to see and judge. I have only three requests:
Read, Review, and don't tell Mother.
UPDATES: I've been gone a VERY long time, and any unfinished stories are going to remain that way. My focus has changed so much since I last wrote fanfiction that I absolutely cannot go back. Please enjoy the new stories as much as the old.
I've found a great many resources for improving one's writing. One of the best has to be Wikipedia's. It has extensive explanations of craft jargon, legal matters, and a terrific time line.
For a list of FAQ's (should fanfiction.net not have the answer), I'd suggest Chilling Effect's.
And remember, no matter what the Agents say, Neo is NOT Mr. Anderson.
My Favorite Quotes:
"There's no such thing as a circle--up close, it's just a squiggly bunch of atoms."-M.S.
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, it doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have." -Anon.
"It's not that I want to kill her, I just don't want her to be alive any longer." -Stewie Griffen
'Am I bisexual? Well would you want to live your life with one hand tied behind your back?' -James Dean
"Once, I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."-Rodney Dangerfield
"When all attempts fail, erase all evidence that you tried." -Anon.
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity." -Anon.
"Become a whole person before inviting someone into your life; then you'll have more to offer." -H. H.
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