Author has written 18 stories for Fanfiction Poetry, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warcraft, Alice, 2009, and Sherlock.
Hello! My name is Bandit, formerly Phoenix Archangel. I take nothing seriously, and I'm aware I tend to make a mockery of the craft. I write for myself, my friends, and those with a good sense of humor. There. I've said it. It's out in the open for all to see and judge. I have only three requests:
Read, Review, and don't tell Mother.
UPDATES: I've been gone a VERY long time, and any unfinished stories are going to remain that way. My focus has changed so much since I last wrote fanfiction that I absolutely cannot go back. Please enjoy the new stories as much as the old.
I've found a great many resources for improving one's writing. One of the best has to be Wikipedia's Fanfic Definition. It has extensive explanations of craft jargon, legal matters, and a terrific time line.
For a list of FAQ's (should fanfiction.net not have the answer), I'd suggest Chilling Effect's Fan Fiction FAQ.
And remember, no matter what the Agents say, Neo is NOT Mr. Anderson.
My Favorite Quotes:
"There's no such thing as a circle--up close, it's just a squiggly bunch of atoms."-M.S.
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, it doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have." -Anon.
"It's not that I want to kill her, I just don't want her to be alive any longer." -Stewie Griffen
'Am I bisexual? Well would you want to live your life with one hand tied behind your back?' -James Dean
"Once, I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."-Rodney Dangerfield
"When all attempts fail, erase all evidence that you tried." -Anon.
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity." -Anon.
"Become a whole person before inviting someone into your life; then you'll have more to offer." -H. H.