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Joined 03-30-03, id: 363083, Profile Updated: 09-08-11
Author has written 18 stories for Fanfiction Poetry, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warcraft, Alice, 2009, and Sherlock.

Hello! My name is Bandit, formerly Phoenix Archangel. I take nothing seriously, and I'm aware I tend to make a mockery of the craft. I write for myself, my friends, and those with a good sense of humor. There. I've said it. It's out in the open for all to see and judge. I have only three requests:

Read, Review, and don't tell Mother.

UPDATES: I've been gone a VERY long time, and any unfinished stories are going to remain that way. My focus has changed so much since I last wrote fanfiction that I absolutely cannot go back. Please enjoy the new stories as much as the old.

I've found a great many resources for improving one's writing. One of the best has to be Wikipedia's Fanfic Definition. It has extensive explanations of craft jargon, legal matters, and a terrific time line.

For a list of FAQ's (should fanfiction.net not have the answer), I'd suggest Chilling Effect's Fan Fiction FAQ.

And remember, no matter what the Agents say, Neo is NOT Mr. Anderson.

My Favorite Quotes:

"There's no such thing as a circle--up close, it's just a squiggly bunch of atoms."-M.S.

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, it doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have." -Anon.

"It's not that I want to kill her, I just don't want her to be alive any longer." -Stewie Griffen

'Am I bisexual? Well would you want to live your life with one hand tied behind your back?' -James Dean

"Once, I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."-Rodney Dangerfield

"When all attempts fail, erase all evidence that you tried." -Anon.

"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity." -Anon.

"Become a whole person before inviting someone into your life; then you'll have more to offer." -H. H.

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Instinct To Run by Pho3niX reviews
A reluctant Kagome is unceremoniously given a firsthand insight into the instincts of demons, and it seems like her list of suitors is about to have a name added, despite her protests. SessKag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Barbie Girl by RIPStitches reviews
DO NOT READ THIS FIC. It is excessively silly, and involves Tugger, Misto, Skimble's Scotch, a frustrated Munkustrap, and a lot of slurring.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Snow Day by BeyondInsanity reviews
Mal and Simon play in the snow. Slash. Rated for naughty words and semi-graphic sex.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Padfoot's Plea by Sammiantha-x reviews
James says his vows, and Sirius quietly, privately breaks down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Untouched by Alice Chatsend reviews
Sometimes, Simon gets lonely. SLASH. MalSimon.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Black Butterfly by OrenjiCloud reviews
Can dreams become Reality? ByakuyaIchigo Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Silk by Thunder-Nari reviews
MalSimon slash. Mal finds out that Simon wears silk boxers. Cue Simon's embarrassment.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Simon, Mal - Complete
EverFixed Mark by Katsumi Takahashi reviews
When Dumbledore decides to become Matchmaker Extraordinaire, trouble brews within the staff and the houses. He decides to bring in a little help from a past student who has a mysterious past with a certain Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wizardingmail by xChloex reviews
Hogwarts as got email! and Draco has got hold of Harrys, what is he up to?. A fun, amusing story told through emails about how these two go from enemys to something so much more. SLASH HPDM, RH...COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stupid Breakdancing by Kindali Sidera reviews
What happens when nobody knows who Voldy is, and he challenges Harry to a dance off to the death? Why, something that not even J.K. could think of, that’s what! Follow Harry and his new partners for the ‘Golden Trio’ as he battles for his life! Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Padfoot Got His Shape by Avada Kedavra reviews
Remus muses about teenage feelings, and Sirius makes an interesting discovery on the train... Oneshot fluffy drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Hon Solo was his favorite by Amelda Marcos reviews
Why is Hon Solo Ron's favorie character from Star Wars? It has something to do with Hermione. And yes, I did spell Hon wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
So THAT'S what Draco sees in you by wingsrookie reviews
Severus Snape has made the deadly mistake of giving Hermione a detention when she thinks she's drugged...and the fun begins! sshg au obviously... oneshot maybe..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Horseshoes and Hand Grenades by LadyLefaye reviews
What should have really happened when they tried to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Told from the perspective of a historian. Pure silliness.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
M4D SKILLZ by Pwale reviews
A short, humorous, and sadly impossible oneshot about Naraku's demise. Warning: Kagome resorts to an obvious solution. Sorry about the title, explanation lies within...along with lots of fire...
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kagome H., Naraku - Complete
Getting to Know You by Budgielover reviews
A series of gentle stories about the forming of the Fellowship the 'getting to know you' period during which strangers become friends. I A Moment in the Morning in Bree, in which the hobbits observe a very strange habit of Men. II On the Road Out of Bree
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
Miroku and the Magical Coco Beans by Shamanic Destiny reviews
Miroku’s a monk who sells a cow for magical coco beans, Sango’s a princess whose hand is up for grabs because she refuses to talk, Inuyasha’s a genie and Kagome's a fire child. What happens when they all encounter eachother? A hodgepodge of fairytales!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,197 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Miroku, Sango
Harry Potter and the Parliament of Dreams by Myr reviews
AU after Book 4. This is a long SLASH novel of Harry's fifth year. It picks up at end of GOF. Mostly T, with a little M. HPDM, Also has RonHermione and a lot of the Weasley Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,959 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 11/8/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Kogane no Hitomi by essenceofzedak reviews
Pairing: SesshomaruInuyasha Warning: yaoi and incest. What happens if Sess and Inu starts to long back to a time where friendship and love existed... DISCONTINUED
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,869 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Wedding Blues by Russet Fox reviews
Score's two best friends are getting married. So why isn't he happy? (S/H) Please R/R
Diadem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 2/23/2003
Why? by Riku's Heartless Angel reviews
Two girls are raped. What happens now? SY,CA,SK,ROC New chapter up! Sorry for the wait guys!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Riku - Complete
A Whole Summer With Ginny? by Irishdancer61790 reviews
Harry sees something in Ginny that he never thought he could. How can he spend the entire summer in the same household as her? How can anyone stand the sexual tension? Rated M for language and sexual situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
My Dream Come True by Let-Jade-Tears-Flow reviews
Harry was lonely, Ron sought to comfort him, they embraced...but, will this simple hug open new doors for the lonely wizard? SLASH! Don't like? don't read. DO like? Read and review please...My first Fic, try not to be brutal HPRW also many other pairin's
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
Jewel of my Heart by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Kagome inherits the Shikon Jewel, but circumstances lead her mother to offer Kagome’s hand in marriage to the highest bidder. Trouble ensues and Kagome finds herself facing the prospect of an alternate suitor: Inuyasha. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,120 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Ai Shiteru by Cyane reviews
YAOI! You've been warned. MirInu. Inuyasha has put himself in a winlose situation. Miroku is looking for absolute love. Two who belong to each other are fighting fate, fighting themselves. CH8 UP! R&R PLEASE!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Miroku, Inuyasha
Drabbles With Demons by Chandelier-sama reviews
And...100-word oneshots! Each one will poke fun at a different Inuyasha yaoi pairing (that involves straight men). Okay, so a lot of OOC-ness, but hey, this is straight yaoi! Wait- SOTA! What are you doing in the closet, you little pervert!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
A Lesson Painfully Learned by Colhan3000 reviews
Miroku is about to learn a lesson after his wandering hand, wanders onto something that could rip it off. Rated for dirty words and Miroku's even dirtyer mind. [REPOSTED]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Miroku - Complete
Happy Trails by Dr FooFoo reviews
Shameless motel pwp. [NickGreg]
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
An Inuyasha Christmas by The Silent Wind reviews
Inuyasha goes to Kagome's house for christmas. While he is there he discovers alot of new things and finds out what christmas really means.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004
Knowing It Was You by Spellcastre reviews
SLASH AND SPOILERS! SamNick. Before Nick's return, Sam reminisces on his past with Nicholas Sayre.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/25/2004
Surprise! by Hairstreaked reviews
Touchstone is lonely since his Queen Sabriel has been away from him for longer than expected. But when she finally returns, the day of his birthday, she gives him the best gift he could ever ask for (WARNING: it's sex!).
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2004
I Hate You by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
(HPDM Slash!) Just a one-shot Harry and Draco "hate" eachother
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just say sorry by dream-elements reviews
Kagome's had enough. Inuyasha makes fun of her so she goes back. When Inuyasha comes back to get her, he sees something astonishing... R&R. IK, MS. Rating may change later because of LEMON AND FLUFF.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004
Reign of Stars by Ibis reviews
{HigeXKiba} Hige wants Kiba all to himself, but Cheza is the only one Kiba cares about. Can Hige make Kiba love him? (God that was corny..) {R for violence, language, Cheza being evil x3, and sex}
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004
Dorian's Return by Riku's Heartless Angel reviews
New chappie finally up!
LXG - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003
Honest Dreaming by Kaydern reviews
A two-part fanfiction that fits inside the main plot of the series (after book six) in which Chris and David become comfused. DavidChris slash. David in a loincloth!
Everworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 5/5/2004
Bonding Rites by Olivia Circe reviews
Guy bonding in a gay bar. MalSimon slash, among other things. Much sillyness.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2004
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 10990 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Miroku goes kErAzY by Tragically in Love reviews
Miroku goes crazy from lack of attetion, check out what he says, and what he DOES! ch.5 UP! Finally! Whew... This chapter is called Enter Sessho! and the mutant squirrel! R&R!pleas! this story shall continue AND it might even have a plot! Keyword: might
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
Velerios High School by La Angell reviews
High School with Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, TOGETHER? That's like mixing oil and water!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,745 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Protector Forever by Anonymously Anonymous reviews
OneShot Kagome gets in touble in her own time who can save her. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Snowed In by insight-to-insanity reviews
A blizzard traps Jou and Seto inside Kaiba Corp. SJ yaoi, don't like don't read...bad summary, not bad story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,129 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete
Masterpiece by RagnarokSkurai reviews
Slash. First things aren't always the best.
Everworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2004
A Sacrifice Worth Making by LadyCulebra reviews
FEMMESLASH Sango would do anything for Kohaku, but perhaps this time, the price is a bit too high...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2004
Deliberate Insanity by LadyCulebra reviews
It is a very dangerous thing when Draco Malfoy gets bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Passive Aggression by LadyCulebra reviews
Slash Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru have a very interesting relationship. More so than anyone ever thought...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2003
Harry Potter and the Second Order by UsagiLovesDuochan reviews
ON HOLD Harry is back at the Dursleys and grieving deeply over the death... When everything becomes too much for him he runs back to where the worst started. Suddenly something happens which no one counted on. WARNING: SLASH later! HPGW, RWHG, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Harry P.
Of Venom Insects and Wolves by InuYashaSlashOwnz reviews
Naraku wants someone to share his happiness with, and Sesshomaru shows up. I like InuYasha alot, and slash. Rating for Yaoi and much despriction. Sorry this summary sucks.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2003
Click by darkdancer reviews
SLASH! John's annoying Bobby. Rated for strong suggestion. And some language.PWP
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2003
The Private Rehabilitation Center of Minas Tirith by Aiwendil X reviews
Welcome to The Private Rehab Center of Minas Tirith. Aragorn killing Boromir, suicidal Faramir, Leggy/Aragorn, happy-stoned-Haldir, smoking elves, drinking dwarfs, cute hobbit's and dreadful detentions. Slash, drug use, drinking, sex, scum, Oh my...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,861 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 11/25/2002
Thin as Thimble by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sango’s greatest fear and Miroku worst nightmare by scar1 reviews
chapter 10 up The worst thing immaginable for Miroku comes true only because of Sango's greatest fear and some lack of comunication. this fic is rated for adult situations and adult content and future lemon scenes
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003
The Realization by indulgance rodent reviews
[jake-tobias slash] After a battle, Jake goes to talk to Tobias and realizes something he hadn't noticed before. [chapter FIVE now up, reviews appreciated!]
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 1/31/2001
Say Goodbye, It's Never Too Late by EricaLumiere reviews
A sweet little thing with Jack and Will and farewells
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
Alone and Back Again by Lex Talionis Ante Mortem reviews
Shipwrecked, Will thinks about Jack as the sun beats down on them from above. (Jack/Will)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2003
Infinite Space and Sky by apathyburger reviews
John has not slept for a full night in a month. He finds ways to amuse himself. Slash undertones (john watching bobby) edited for clarification
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003
The Chinese Fingertrap by Viscountess Babbles-On reviews
Harry and Draco become rather...... attached to one another. ^_^ *WIP*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2002
Storm Warning by Sango-chan reviews
Inuyasha gets hurt in a battle. He and Kagome comfort eachother through a rough night. NEW CHAPTER UP! Enjoy
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2002 - Published: 5/3/2001
Lestan Powers International Vampire of Mystery by Jaded Scorpio reviews
What if Lestt was Austin Powers?
Austin Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2002
The Devil Went Down to Redwall by The Last Ride In reviews
Another songfic from me! This time I attack classic country! Please read and respond.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2002
Another sick LOTR by Ryo reviews
By (somewhat) Popular demand, here is another sick Lotr story! The writters make a cameo apperence.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2002
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Bleed You Out reviews
I really need a better title . John Watson contemplates suicide and his perceived lack of personal identity, seeing himself as merely an extension of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Synthetic Life reviews
The dark, depressing back story of David Hatter. ONE SHOT
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The Conscience of a King
Starts just before the destruction of the Sunwell. Part of a much longer story I hope to tell. Virghinia is an enslaved elf aboard a Bloodsail ship, but when the pirates are apprehended by a Booty Bay vessel, what will become of her? -Title may change
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010
The Tanner and The Tailor reviews
Their love was an unlikely one. Sabrieth was a sin'dorei rogue; Aganny an undead warlock. A brief tale based on true events. One-shot. 710 words words from the heart.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Blood Elf - Complete
The Chonicles of a Mad Sin'dorei reviews
My war against writer's block, written for my guild. A blood elf rogue named Sabrieth decides to coerce her guild into starting an all-out war with the murlocs. Stupidity and bad parodies ensue. R&R
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Blood Elf, Tauren
Cold reviews
R for later chapters. Basic needs can be recognized in unlikely places but what are the pairings? Short paragraphs from everyone's point of veiw, but why are they all thinking about companionship? Yaoi. Complete
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Being Captain Sparrow reviews
Rated for language, this is my attempt at a Captain's log. I was rping with some friends while on a boat, and this was the end result. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2004
Running With The Moon reviews
Let me take you back to when Remus, Sirius, James and Peter were teens. I wrote one for Remus! Lupin is my fav character, and it's time for him to have a bit of romance. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Paths reviews
A li'l sonfic for Inu or Kagome, not really decided, just a poetry bunny I had to use. : ) R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2004
Harry PottedPlant: The Hallway of the Undisclosed reviews
Harry Potted-Plant and Dracula Malfoy hath return-ed! crazed laughter If you havn't read the first two stories, you'll be lost in this one. R&R, kind followers of my madness! Phoenix Archangel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Harry PottedPlant and The Chasam of Samurai reviews
The second installment of Harry Potted-Plant! cheer Read, Review, ya-da, ya-da. You won't understand the story if you didn't read "Harry Potted-Plant." Enjoy! Love! Funnies!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Harry P.
Harry PottedPlant reviews
Nearly harmless, very funny. It's awesome and random and Mine! Read&Reveiw! Next 2 companion stories complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jonny Came Home reviews
My fifth parody, and it's for Pyro as he contemplates joining Magneto.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2003
I Can't Stand to Run reviews
Ah, yes. Another one. This is just a little parody I wrote for Scott A.K.A. Cyclops.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Cyclops
The XMen Song! reviews
A harmless little song performed by The X-Men! Yay! Review! And, no, 'Pandora', there is no Bobby Drake. LOL
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/26/2003
Logan's Song reviews
I parodied the song Forsaken to reflect my interpretation of how Logan might feel. R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2003
The Ringwraithe Men reviews
Parody of The Highway Man, with ringwraithes and Aragorn. It's intended to be funny, R&R
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2003
LoTR Limericks reviews
Yeah, I know there are too many LoTR Limericks. Couldn't help it! *^_^ R&R! PG-13 for my vulgar sense of humor.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/17/2003