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Author has written 15 stories for Portal.

The icon to the left was drawn by my sister, Nanosoul, not me!

If I forget to put this in my stories, I do not own Portal!

About Me:


Hello! My name is [Redacted]! I love Portal! I also have a DeviantArt account, I go by Topaz18 there too, but warning, I really fail at drawing! Anyway, I get my username from my favorite gem, topaz, and my lucky number, 18. I really don't know much of what else to say...

I am an overall average person, not really in an awesome way though... I am smart, but not super smart, I am slightly good at writing, but not that good at it. I don't really have a true, awesome talent, but I guess I'll let you guys read my stories if you want to!

Name:

Samantha (But I really don't like that name...)

Gender:
Female!

Age:

Pre-teen

Appearance:
Brown poofy hair, green-ish gray eyes, glasses. Usually wears abstract shirts with no logos and always wears a black watch wherever I go!

Religion:


Christian

Favorite Songs:

Lighthouse by The Hush Sound

Beautiful Things by Gungor

Mad World by Gary Jules

Eternity by Paul van Dyk

Favorite Video Games:

Portal 2

Half-life 2

Left 4 Dead 2

Slender

Alan Wake

Assassin's Creed

Favorite TV Shows:

Doctor Who

The Walking Dead

Azumanga Daioh

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Don't judge me!!!)

Favorite Books:
Ashes by Ilsa J. Bick

Gone by Micheal Grant

Homestuck by Andrew Hussie (I think that counts as a book)

The Hunger Games by Susan Collins

And much, much, more that I can't think of at the moment!

Things I dislike a lot:

People tapping me on the head

People in my space bubble

Monkeys (They are just creepy)

Bad language

Little things I enjoy:

The smell of the air after it rains

The taste of brownie mix

Listening

The smell of dust after rain

Hammocks

Inanimate objects

The wind on my face

Shade

Being half-asleep

When you write a story and it is not you writing the story, but your imagination is

When you read a book for a long time, and then you notice that you aren't in the story (Actually I don't like that last part, but I love being in the story)

My Life Is Average (If you have never heard it, search it, is the second most awesome site ever (Next to Fanfiction))

There are lots more, but for now, I will just leave it as it is...

A Random Quiz Thingy:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have none, I have never been injured other than a few scrapes

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Umm... Awards and Artwork

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? How would I know?

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Basically anything, as I already said

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To be able to finish writing a story

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Umm... Nothing?

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My iPod

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5' 2''

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? I am fine with inanimate objects, but I CANNOT stand being surrounded by people

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Only after I read or watch something to raise my paranoia

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Whoever wrote My Little Dashie

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't wear any

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Brown eye color

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I don't know!

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Niether

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Bacon

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Cookies!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Umm... My mind?

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? I guess if you count fictional characters

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yes, thumbs, arms, toes, shoulders.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't know!

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Tuxedo Cat

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Sure

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Write a song, poem, book, or something like that

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 18, my favorite number. Kind of obvious, being Topaz18

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Umm... Brunettes?

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I just got a phone, I haven't called anyone yet

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Monkies

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Umm... *shrugs*

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? My sister's pastor was on Biggest Loser once

37. FIRST JOB? Too young

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading this on someone else's profile

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, don't ask why the bold is switched

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Umm... Being smart?

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, and I don't need any

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Itunes gift card

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? None

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I don't think so...

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nah

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Why would you want to know?

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, it fails

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAT? Bacon!

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Twirling hair and not being able to sit still

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Nothing really

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I don't know!

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not really

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I write it (See the third chapter of Ponderings)

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Books, my mind.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I don't know, I forgot

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Somewhere around seven? Again, I just got it.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? *No, not at all* Notice the sarcasm stars

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Smart, nice, knows what I am talking about when I start to talk about something I like

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I don't really have any...

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? NeedtoBreathe

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? Doctor Who, Azumanga Daioh, and Walking Dead

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I haven't taken it yet

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Moo-lenium

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? P.E. Class

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Don't try to trick me!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I haven't driven a car

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Umm... Maybe

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Portal Testing Songs

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? i don't talk on the phone, I text

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Eyes

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Exile Vilify

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Monkeys

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? What's that again?

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Light Brown

86. EYE COLOR? Green-ish, Gray-ish, Blue-ish with an orange burst in the middle

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Whataburger

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No, I hate sushi

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The Matrix

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? *shrugs*

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? ?

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Neither

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Not answering that

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? The song Toeto on ITunes

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A giant invisble unicorn

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Num8ers

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I have no life. (Hehe)

Random Paradoxes:

-The following statement is true. The previous statement is false

-New mission: Refuse this mission!

-This statement is false!

-Does a set of all sets contain itself?

-Does a portal that leads to all portals lead to itself?

-A girl goes into the past and kills her grandmother. Because of that, the girl was never born. Thus, she never killed her grandmother.

-On the subject of time travel, what if you built a time machine, went into the past-the point before you started designing the machine-and gave yourself the plans for the time machine?

-It is 0 degrees outside today. The weatherman says that it will be twice as cold tomorrow. What will the temperature be tomorrow?

-What would happen if you were in a car driving at the speed of light and you turned the headlights on?

-Answer truthfully with yes or no: Will your answer be 'no'?

-PM me if you don't read this.

-Nobody goes to that restaurant; it's too crowded.

The Guide to Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity as a Test Subject

AKA: The Guide to Being a Very Annoying Test Subject

Basic Level of Insanity:

1. Whenever possible, skip instead of walk.

2. Wave enthusiastically at every camera you see

3. Jump up and down on the buttons

4. Randomly burst out laughing in the middle of a test

5. Laugh hysterically at almost everything GLaDOS says

6. Whenever you see something shiny, thoroughly investigate it for at least 10 minutes

7. Stare blankly into space for a little while, then jerk like you just came back to reality and politely ask GLaDOS to repeat what she just said… even if she didn’t say anything

8. End almost all of your sentences with “in accordance to science”

9. Dodge roll to avoid turrets

10. If GLaDOS ever asks you why you are doing any of these things, reply in a very childish voice, “Because it’s fuuuun!”

Secondary Level of Insanity:

1. Whenever you see one of the smaller buttons that are on a pedestal, turn you back to whatever it activates and repeatedly press it saying, “It’s not working!!”

2. Randomly burst into song while testing – songs that are completely random or Disney songs are recommended

3. Whenever you are soaring through the air, like with faith plates or flinging, do flips. If you are uncomfortable with flipping, strike superhero poses

4. Strike superhero poses or run in slow motion whenever you are in an excursion funnel

5. Salute the cameras and refer to GLaDOS as ‘comrade’ in a very serious tone

6. Randomly start dancing, preferably in front of a camera (this works best if you have a testing partner)

7. Ask GLaDOS what gender she is. During her long explanation, nod and look serious. After she’s done, laugh hysterically

8. Repeatedly ask GLaDOS where the bathroom is. Explain that you do not have to go to the bathroom (unless you do have to go, that is), but think that it’s location is crucial to your mission

9. Randomly speak in different accents

10. Whenever GLaDOS orders you to do something, salute and say “Yes, sir!” and march while you do it

Tertiary Level of Insanity:

1. About the bathroom one in the previous level: Keep doing that, but explain that you want to know where the bathroom is so you can hunt the kraken

2. Whenever possible, stand beside a turret, just out of its line of sight, and try to have a civil conversation with it

3. Whenever possible, instead of killing it, put a turret’s face against the wall, pat it and say, “Be a good turret, now!” (do this after #2)

4. If you obtain a companion cube, look at it seriously and say, “I shall call him Cubie and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Cubie.”

5. Complain about the way the regular cubes treat you

6. Go through an entire test chamber in slow motion. After that chamber is completed, proceed normally like nothing happened

7. Strike a random pose in front of a camera and stay as still as possible for as long as you can

8. Tell GLaDOS that you’re fairly certain you got here by falling down a rabbit hole

9. Give everything completely random and unfitting nicknames (for example, start calling cubes ‘magic school buses’ or something) and call them these things out loud

10. And now, the absolutely most insane way to be healthily insane: Escape from the testing track and go straight to the Central AI Chamber. Once you’re there, look at GLaDOS very seriously and say, “Just so you know, a test subject escaped.” If possible, leave the chamber and return to the testing track. Keep testing like nothing happened.

Note: Remember that when you reach a level of insanity, you do everything in that level as well as everything in the previous levels. You probably already figured this out, but…

Favorite Quotes;

"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you. Which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: 'Helloooo!' That's you! That's how dumb you sound!"

"Do you think you're doing some damage?! 2 plus 2 is (bzzt) ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"

"Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."

"Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noi- *train horn*. I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact."

"It's not out of the question that you might have a veeeery minor case of serious brain damage. But, don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage."

"AH!! Oh, god. You look terri-um, good, looking good actually."

GLaDOS: Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

Cave Johnson: [Cave Johnson died long before the events of the game. Chell and GLaDOS are listening to his last recorded words, a message for his human test subjects, which he made while he was deathly ill] All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
GLaDOS: Yeah.
Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: Get Mad!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons!
Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy.
Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!
GLaDOS: Burn it down! Burning people. He says what we're all thinking.

GLaDOS: [after Chell steps on an Aerial Faith Plate for the first time] Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp.

Wheatley: All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty, fatty no parents?
GLaDOS: And...?
Wheatley: What?
GLaDOS: What exactly is wrong with being adopted?
Wheatley: What's wrong with being adopted? Um, well, uh, Lack of parents?
GLaDOS: [to Chell] For the record, you are adopted and that's terrible. Just work with me.
Wheatley: Some of my my best friends are actually orphans.
GLaDOS: Also, look at her, you moron. She's not fat.
Wheatley: I AM NOT A MORON! Just do the test; just do the test.

Random Little Copy and pasting thingys

-Look at me, still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you!

Are you a girl? Have you ever been told by someone of the male gender that, "Girls can't game" or "Girls can't do anything"???

Copy & Paste this to your page if you believe that boys do not have the right to say that and that girls are capable and can definetly do anything that they can! Sign your pen-name here!

Fidofia, Topaz18

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile

-90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are of the 10% that would die laughing, copy and paste this into your profile. Note that 100% of the human population dies.

-95% of the America's girl teen population would cry, scream, and wail if Justin Beiber decided to throw himself off a skyscraper. Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would sit at the bottom of the skyscraper with popcorn and a tape recorder yelling "DO A FLIP!"

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Can you raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pirlofe.

Copy and paste these if you are OBSESSED WITH PORTAL!

Come to the dark side... screw cookies, WE HAVE CAKE!!!

When life gives you lemons, quote Cave Johnson!

Copy and paste this if you ever tried to bounce on blue paint, run super fast on orange paint, or wondered if you could portal onto white paint.

Copy and paste if you wish you had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Copy and paste if you dreamed about Aperture... then cried when you realized it was just a dream.

Copy and paste if you think GLaDOS is the most epic, awesome, PWNAGE AI EVER.

Copy and paste if one of your life goals includes:

-Hugging GLaDOS

-Testing in Aperture

-Meeting GLaDOS

-Meeting Wheatley

-SSPPPAAAACCCEEE!!!!

-Owning a turret

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The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts by Korekara reviews
When GLaDOS scans her databases she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,442 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Down to the Marrow by Nitrospira reviews
"I've been working on a present for you. Well, 'technically' it's more of a medical experiment." After being released from the confines of Aperture, Chell is reminded that omniscient AIs rarely forgive. But they never forget.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
The Aperture Games by vifetoile89 reviews
President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,860 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Chell, Katniss E. - Complete
Breathe by EveningStorm reviews
The Disk Operating System that GLaDOS resides in have been changing, something that Wheatley did in Portal 2 creates a dangerous virus that could use its unlimited supply for knowledge to take over the world. Who can save the Enrichment Center now? In all of this suspense, just remember to Breathe.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
Coreuption by Manchita1 reviews
The sequel to Newbodies. Who kidnapped GLaDOS, what do they want, and how will GLaDOS be rescued? Yes, there is Chelley. Make sure you read Newbodies first!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,453 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012
Surviving Middle School at Aperture Science by CaveStoryNinja reviews
What would happen if the robots were transferred into human, preteen bodies and sent off to middle school? Would they survive?And would the cake stay a lie? Glados, Wheatley, Chell, ATLAS, P-body, and AI GLaDOS are about to find out.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Sentience by Amythista reviews
Chell's free, Wheatley's in space, and GLaDOS is in control. Back to normal? This is Aperture, after all. When Black Mesa captures Chell, GLaDOS has no choice but to team up with a certain moron to bring her back. AU from Halflife, developing WheatDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
The Perfect Plan by Lady of the Phoenix reviews
It starts simply. Nepeta rushing through the halls between classes, knowing she's going to be late and fearful of getting a detention. From there, things get complicated.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Nepeta L., Karkat V. - Complete
Fast Friends by BlondieBear27 reviews
Chell is the new kid at Aperture Elementary! Chell. Wheatley. GLaDOS. Fact. Rick. Kevin space . Mortality. Curiosity. Turret.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012
Picture Purrfect by Neo-Pop reviews
The fact that they share the same interest in art helps Karkat assist Nepeta as she struggles to raise her grade. Going to the same college is a bonus, too. But how does she confess her feelings for him? I'm not good with summaries, the story is better than it sounds -I hope.- Rated T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,412 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Better You Than Me by Korekara reviews
GLaDOS was always fine with being the tester and not the test subject. But when an old face comes back and a new face threatens the balance of science she made for herself, she's forced to confront everything she'd shoved to the back of her databases.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
September 11th by Shotajesus reviews
It's a pretty lonely day for Dave when his older Bro has to leave for work.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
After Aperture: Return by Tib Dunncan reviews
He used to dwell on it, the loneliness, the self-pity. It had hurt, quite a bit, and he decided that he could pretend. Pretend that everything was fine, and maybe the hurt would go away. It took a long time, many years of sleeping and reading Machiavelli under the apple tree, but the hurt did go away, a bit. Thirty five years after 'her day.' "Hello, moron."
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,525 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Portal Cubed by Wolverinejoe reviews
After Chell is released, she discovers the abandoned laboratory of an old rival of Aperture's...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,500 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Michelle by SoAdorkable reviews
Sometimes I pretend that you can hear me...sometimes I just let loose and prattle on about the most nonsensical things, imagining myself talking to you. But then my circuits buzz and I'm brought back to reality. Chelley. Spoilers.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
Portal: Aperture Insanity by DayDreamer015 reviews
A normal game play of Portal 2 turns out to be not so normal for 17 year old Jen. As she and her brother are pulled into the world she has to deal with a science obsessed A.I, dozens of tests, deadly turrets with high adorable voices, and her strange feelings for a certain personality core, all while simply trying to stay alive. Will she make it? Rated T for slight swearing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Hundred by msfcatlover reviews
I have taken up the 100 Theme Challenge! Will have humanized/humanoid!robots, as well as their normal forms, mute!Chell and otherwise, and probably lots of fluff and angst, since that's been my thing lately. T for safety, all characters, most genres. R&R [EDIT: STORY IS ON PERMANENT HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.]
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,017 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
I Suppose You Hate Me Now by FeeptheNinja reviews
AU. Everybody run! / Everybody run! / Everybody run for your tiny little lives! / You better get! / Get out of my way! / I own this place, now MOVE!...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - GLaDOS
Blank Slate by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,472 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Future Generations by calico118 reviews
A tragic accident leaves GLaDOS to raise the daughter of her former test subject. Can she and the child adjust to this new life style? No pairings or language, just the fact that Caroline is Chell's mother. Please R&R!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,624 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - GLaDOS
After Aperture by Tib Dunncan reviews
Nothing could ever make her forget how much she'd hated him. No amount of brain-damage could erase those terrible moments from her memory, she thought as she stood there with him - the man who fell from space. But these were new moments, just for them.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Apologies and Thanks by 0-moonwind reviews
Chell contemplates her freedom, and tries to make Wheatley understand that he's his own person now, and he's just as free as her. Android!Wheatley, Mute!Chell. Chelley. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
PORTaL OneStop OneShot's by xXRose-the-MagicatXx reviews
Just where my oneshot's will go. Be warned, there will be lots of poem's and Wheatley, and some character death. Update: Nightmare
Portal - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Wheatley
Emotion in the Air by 0-moonwind reviews
Wheatley isn't sure what this is, this strange feeling that came along with being human... I'm extremely ashamed of myself for this for some odd reason... Short one-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Tenacious by DabblesInDrabbles reviews
Gonna try filling some portal kinkmeme prompts here. This week: Little! Chell is introduced to GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
The Ten Question Questionnaire by GamerRCL0505 reviews
The Interview Core asks Aperture employees a series of 10 questions, with interesting and not so interesting answers. Answers with tragic consequences.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
Our Daily Lives by Nanosoul reviews
What if Chell, Wheatley and GLaDOS lived together under the same roof? Everyday conflicts wreck havoc, alliances and enemies are formed and someone still has to take care of the chores...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Rude Awakening by Korekara reviews
When Chell stops to rest only to find herself lost in a nightmare, GLaDOS discovers a little more than she really wanted to know about her supposedly heartless test subject. Twoshot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Portal Cubed by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
Several months after her release, Chell is thrust back into the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. This time however she's not a test subject, but an ally of GLaDOS against an even greater threat, and a lot more than science is a stake...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Bad Blood by Nautical Acronym reviews
It all came down to the fact that he wasn't sorry.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Bloody Horrible Attempts by 0-moonwind reviews
Chell urges Wheatley to try writing a few short stories, despite his obvious hatred for the feat. Human! or Android!Wheatley, whichever you please. Short, one-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Core for A Core by GamerRCL0505 reviews
My take on what Chell was feeling when Wheatley betrayed her, after GLaDOS's chassis corrupted him.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Newbodies by Manchita1 reviews
Hi! My first story! This is another one of those "turn into humans" stories. But it isn't just Wheatley this time... It's also got Chelley. ENJOY! P.S. Please review this story, and be tough on me. I really want to make this one as good as possible
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,575 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
Insane Nightmares by 0-moonwind reviews
Chell has a nightmare, and insanity threatens to swallow her up again as memories and regret wash over her. Andriod!Wheatley, a little Chelley if you want it to be.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Chell - Complete
A Possible Regret by 0-moonwind reviews
A message from Chell to GLaDOS, a few years after Portal 2. Chell has had time to think, and a lot of it. Very short.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Bhut Jolokia by 0-moonwind reviews
Another one of Rick's little tricks leads to a a very painful experience for Wheatley. After the events of Portal, Wheatley lives with Chell in a peaceful, quiet house. Android!Wheatley, no Chelley this time. Short, one-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Reversal by Obvious Octopus reviews
When a dangerous mute lunatic is put in control of the Aperture mainframe, GLaDOS and Wheatley are forced to work together to save science.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,601 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Random Gibberish by fidofia reviews
Chell comes back to Aperture a few days later only to find GLaDOS has gone completely insane. Based off some unused sound clips from the game. Oneshot, drabble.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
A Promising Beginning by 0-moonwind reviews
I'm lazy with titles. This wasn't in the actual game, but I thought it just would be an interesting idea. It's set in the first chapter of the game, before GLaDOS wakes up. Android!Wheatley, Chelley if you want it to be.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
The Rescue by Xelac reviews
Sequel to The Red Sphere. Chell is captured by Black Mesa. With her 2 kids vulnerable, GLaDOS takes advantage of the situation. However, stubbornness runs in the family.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Her Eyes by Fauxhound reviews
Chell has a point to get across to Wheatley, and she won't quit until he gets it. It's funny how much you can understand, feel, see, read, and realize just by looking into someone's eyes. Evil!Wheatley and Mute!Chell.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Square One by Faux Promises reviews
The surface world isn't as wonderful as Chell had anticipated when she stepped out of that lift. But sometimes ending up back where you started isn't the worst thing that can happen. A story about fate, forgiveness, and sacrifices.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Beautiful by InvaderGLaDOS reviews
Poem. GLaDOS is watching Chell leave Aperture, and old memories are resurfaced that make her wish Chell wasn't leaving. Yes, Cave and Caroline are Chell's parents. No, I don't usually do stuff like this. Yes, this summary sucks.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Dear Dangerous Mute Lunatic by Topaz18 reviews
Why did you never tell us? Oh yeah, you're mute. But could you have given us any warning that you were deaf? GLaDOS writes a letter to a former test subject. One-shot and really short.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Blue and Gold by Gibberish Bubbles reviews
ALTERNATE! When Wheatley in charge from the begining, and GLaDOS was the Intelegence Enhancing Core in Aperture, things get a little messed up. T to be safe.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Little Surprise by FeeptheNinja reviews
Chell, at 5yo, was adopted by Cave and Caroline after several failed attempts to have a child of their own. Turns out, Caroline probably should have taken that pregnancy test- 8 months later, Glados Johnson is born. What does Chell think?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Just Remember by TheLifeAndTimesOfANerd reviews
poem about max after freak's death. first fanfic so please be nice.
Freak the Mighty - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Snapshots by Ace of Fours reviews
Short drabbles from my tumblr, mostly Chelley. Enjoy!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Can I Borrow That Body Heat of Yours? by Fauxhound reviews
Stranded in the middle of nowhere in a blizzard in total darkness didn't seem like fun at all. But then again, when you're with the love of your life, anything can be fun. Chelley, Mute!Chell and Android!Wheatley. It might sound like a lemon but it isn't.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Missed Call by 9peggy reviews
Hey, it's…it's me. I just called to say…I'm sorry….
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Five by MomoOfficial reviews
"Cores can run for quite a while after charging," Wheatley tells her in the fields. "About five years, if I'm not mistaken. The sixth year, they shut off, and it's all very sad, as you can imagine."
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Cycle by did-you-reboot reviews
When the Earth begins to rebuild itself following the Combine takeover, one Aperture Science inexplicably returns to public view headed by a certain lunatic. Sort of an alternate Resolution sequel. Slightly cracky.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Goodbye, Caroline by InvaderGLaDOS reviews
Caroline has always been Cave Johnson's trusted secretary. But when the moon rock poisoning takes its toll, he leaves her to be turned into a murderous AI. Longish one-shot, no pairings, rated for Cave's mild swearing.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
Innocent by MomoOfficial reviews
Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,334 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
WANDERLUST by Infinite Finale reviews
Wanderlust: A strong impulsion to wander or travel and to explore the world. Chell drabble. Post Portal 2. Some AU
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell
Wheatley's Second Chance by Ace of Fours reviews
-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Back To The Future Of Science by FeeptheNinja reviews
Following a night of confused wondering about what the hell happened before the testing tracks, Chell finds herself transported back in time to old Aperture- human workers and all- and meets a very non-murderous GLaDOS. Swearing. ChellDOS, AU, friendship
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
The Crazy World We Live In by kaimuki wahine reviews
Chell is freed from Aperture but she still has to fight for her own survival. But this time, she is not alone. Has all the characters from L4D2
Crossover - Portal & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Chell
Psyche by Tib Dunncan reviews
It took me a very long time to repair the damage you did to my facility. So long, that I was finally able to decide upon an adequate punishment for your barbaric misconduct, and for putting me in a potato. There are all different kinds of pain, moron.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Science and Birds by Korekara reviews
Did you know that the near-destruction of Aperture Science and the potato-fying of GLaDOS could have been prevented if not for one little bird? Fluffy oneshot on how on earth Wheatley came back from the dead.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
Many Unhappy Returns by SteelSeeker reviews
Didn't I tell you that I was the only thing standing between us and them? Shortie piece based off of a joke I used to troll my friends with. Bad title is bad.
Crossover - Portal & Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Everyday, Since Leaving by Matau25 reviews
Chell travels as far as she can from that lone shed in a sea of golden plains. Her only regret, is that it would have been nice to share it with someone. Chell/Wheatley. The excitement has begun.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,614 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Sticks and Stones by Chloe Kompton reviews
Prompt: "Are you comfortable with the fact that Chell would never be so cold to you, despite what you do to her? Words hurt, GLaDOS. Hate is different than "you're fat," it's hate. What if she spoke to you the way you speak to her?" Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Portal Truth Or Dare! by sullyz reviews
A Truth Or Dare Game With The Portal And Portal 2 Charecters. I SUUUUUUUCK AT SUMMARY!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
In Our Darkest Hour by Ace of Fours reviews
Wheatley is an unfortunate Aperture Science engineer who, in a stroke of truly terrible luck, finds himself in a practically post-apocalyptic Aperture with a mute test subject who's just as unlucky as he is. human!Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
I Know You're One, But What Am I? by FeeptheNinja reviews
When GLaDOS is overthrown by Fact, Chell takes care of her. Kid!GLaDOS, mom!Chell. Filled for the PKM.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
Extrication by SteelSeeker reviews
In which a debt is repaid, and a bigger story is hinted at. I am sorry, I suck at description.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Portal: One Plus One Equals One by FeeptheNinja reviews
They were more connected than anyone had dared to think about...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
The Average Life at Aperture Science by Xelac reviews
GLaDOS turns Wheatley, a copy of herself, and possibly some other androids into humans for mental and behavioral experiments. However, allied with Chell, they get a bit out of hand. Randomness and a bit of fourth-wall breaking ensues! FW Mafia.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Black Box by Korekara reviews
"I was able -well, forced really- to relive you killing me. Again. And again. Forever."
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Being Human Too by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
Sequel to Being Human. In an attempt to get rid of Caroline once and for all, GLaDOS fins herself trapped inside Caroline's original body. Will she be able to adjust to life as a human until a way to reverse the procedure can be found? Minor Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2011 - GLaDOS, Caroline
Rat's Tale by Carodacat reviews
This story follows Rattmann as he travels through Portal 2, watching over Chell and deals with his wounds and Schitzophrenia. He has to choose who is more important- himself, his companion cube... or Chell?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Rattmann
Smash by SteelSeeker reviews
Because sometimes, you've just got to let it all out. I highly recommend listening to a nice classical piece while reading. The Ode to Joy Chorus, Marriage of Figaro Overture, or Hallelujah Chorus should do nicely.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Maternal Instinct by Angela Kip reviews
DISCONTINUED. When a young toddler is left on Aperture's doorstep, Caroline is forced into motherhood in order to protect the child. Years later, she tries to cope with the reality of being uploaded into GLaDOS...and abandoning her daughter forever.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,322 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Caroline, Chell
Back to the Lab Again by griffin-queen-of-silver-skies reviews
Sequel to "My Killer, My Comrade, My Greatest Friend." Now that GLaDOS and Chell have become inseparable companions, what new challenges and adventures await them down in the Aperture Science facility?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011
Loathing You by Chloe Kompton reviews
GLaDOS is forced to bring Wheatley back to Earth. It takes him less than a day to completely destroy her life...again. But now that he's trapped her in Caroline's deteriorating body, he might be the only one who can save her. Building up to WheatDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,105 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Re: Your Brains by wafflestories reviews
In which Aperture Laboratories has a small pharmaceutical contamination problem, and Wheatley has the worst job interview in history. Short and dirty -and slightly silly- one-shot zombies!AU.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Iridescent by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Remember all the sadness and frustration...and let it go. /Soft Shock, part III. Spoilers. Chelley if you want it to be. Oneshot.\
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Wheat on Rai by FeeptheNinja reviews
Sequel to Portal 3 Return To Aperture. Raiados is at the Enrichment Center for the summer... and she is BORED. By some strange twist of fate, she convinces GLaDOS to bring back Wheatley from space to be Raiados's friend. And randomness insues! :D
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Once Upon a Potato by Safflower Hitachi reviews
Chell leaves the wreckage of Aperture Science behind to explore the remnants of human civilization. Along for the ride, GLaDOS learns that the only thing more perplexing than a test subject who refuses to speak is a conscience who won't keep quiet.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
F Stop by Sorida reviews
A year after Wheatley returns to Earth, everything is falling apart. Chell and Wheatley's friendship wears thin as GLaDOS struggles to control the facility. When an old rat returns, the stakes are higher and someone may not make it out alive.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Forgiveness by Sorida reviews
After a decade to mull everything over, Wheatley finally gets the opportunity to apologize to Chell and confess. However, he is severely damaged from the space escapade and must be brought back to Aperture for proper repairs. One-sided ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,432 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Delicious and Moist by TheUnsigned reviews
Wheatley is rather ignorant of human life. GLaDOS is evil. Chell finds this out in a dark, dark way.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011
The Fall by Nekii reviews
What would have happened if Chell had actually gone back to the death trap Wheatley had set? What if she actually thought of jumping? An alternate scenario for the second Portal, in which things are pretty strange.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
We Do What We Must by Amythista reviews
GLaDOS stumbles upon an old video in her system and makes a surprising discovery about a certain moron. Companion piece to "Because We Can".
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Published: 8/6/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Reality Check by Afatcat101 reviews
What if Chell's reality wasn't really what she thought. Was her whole life a lie, or has she finally lost her mind? Please read and review! I did not intend to steal anyone's story/idea. This naturally came to me, and I do not intend to copy any stories
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Chell - Complete
The New Guy by Afatcat101 reviews
Aperture is getting a new 'GLaDOS' to run the facility. What happens when GLaDOS is replaced and Chell is called back to save the facility from possible doom? The gang reunites, picking up some new friends on the way.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Only a moment by Weskette reviews
Four years after her escape, Chell is working as a nurse in the local hospital. But her next patient is bringing back the past. No longer oneshot
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011
Sub Rosa by Iceworth reviews
Aided only by dreams that grow more and more disturbing and a few odd personality spheres, Chell must rescue the six people trapped in Aperture long ago, including her mother, before GLaDOS's test tracks kill her — if she can even find them. AU.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Chell, Caroline
A Long Time by Ace of Fours reviews
Wheatley and his best friend, Chell, find themselves thrust into a world of chaos as the AI known as GLaDOS turns murderous. Barely escaping with their lives, they must find a way to bring the construct down, and find a way out.Lame summary, just read it!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Unpredictable by Chloe Kompton reviews
GLaDOS bakes for Chell black forest cake, a traditional ingredient of which is alcohol. Implied GLaDOS/Chell, like if you squint. Twoshot?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
I Used to Want You Dead, But by Afatcat101 reviews
SPOILER ALER: If you have not beaten Portal 2, skip this and move on...Freedom has been all Chell wanted her entire life. But is the outside world really the best place to be? What happens with Chell ad GLaDOS once they're separated?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Miss Her by Chloe Kompton reviews
All alone in space, Wheatley and the Space Core contemplate lost loves. Spacosity/Chelley; no humanizing.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Space Core, Wheatley - Complete
The Same Will Never Happen to You by Chloe Kompton reviews
Old age is the one thing GLaDOS can't cure, but there is one thing she can do about it, no matter how much Chell protests. And then once everything's gone wrong, Black Mesa enters the picture to make it go a little worse.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Some New Disaster by DangerousMuteLunatic reviews
Chell is free, but is she really? Unable to leave her history behind her, she must join with past friends and enemies and venture back underground. Major pairings, warning: will be very long. Major Spoilers. Summary to change.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011
Voice in Her Head by peoplegrowandchange reviews
Going back 99999..., to see the past and how it lead to the present. He was there to put her in her place. One-sided Wheatley/GLaDOS
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Stalemate Unresolved by Gregory E. Lacy reviews
SPOILERS for Portal 2. GlaDOS is not corrupt prior to the core transfer. All three of them are stuck in her chamber without any way to hurt or kill one another... and all of the cake is gone. Plot failure ensues!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
You've been here all along by griffin-queen-of-silver-skies reviews
When you have no left in the world to talk to but the object of your hatred. You learn to live, to let things go, and perhaps even to love. A short GLaDOS/Wheatley oneshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Final Transmission by Ms Selphy reviews
A core has taken control of Aperture Science and transfered GLaDOS into her previous human body. Without any way to control the facility in this state, she seeks the help of a mute lunatic and an Intelligence Dampening Sphere. Beware of pairings
Portal - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Once And Always by LeaxoftheUnderworld reviews
Just a poem/one-shot. Max visits Freak's grave. Takes place before he writes down their adventures
Freak the Mighty - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Human Nature by Supreme.Empress.DragonGirl reviews
A story in which random things happen involving everyone at the Enrichment Center. Also everyone is human for some reason.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,906 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
Soft Shock by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Still, it's a sharp shock to your soft side. /Part I. Post-Portal 2. Spoilers. Chelley if you want it to be. Complete. Sequel posted.\
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Your House by coincidencless reviews
I'm the man who's gonna burn it down.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cave Johnson - Complete
Cooperative Quest: Find Chell by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
After being launched into space, Atlas and P-body discover Wheatley and decide to help him meet back up with Chell. Along the way, they will learn what "Cooperation" really means, and maybe become a little more human along the way...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,841 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - ATLAS, P-body
GLaDOS by lemons13luna reviews
Essay for English, based on the sentance: "I couldn't live without you" In the viewpoint of GLaDOS set after Portal 2 Spoilers for PORTAL 2 Disclaimer: I am not making money off this.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Convergence by Faux Promises reviews
Their paths had intersected many times, but they had yet to truly see eye to eye. Chell returns to Aperture to see an old friend. Two-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Truth by Slicerness reviews
Portal's Protaganist is mute, maybe, but what if she wasn't? Warning: Portal 2 spoilers.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
My Killer, My Comrade, My Greatest Friend by griffin-queen-of-silver-skies reviews
Perhaps GLaDOS isn't as immune to her own feelings as she thought she was... Rated T for some language. Takes place after Portal 2. Very vague spoilers used as well.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
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Jumbles of Words reviews
A hundred theme challenge filled with shizophrenic stalkers, bumbling apologies, homicidal A.I.s, and more. Each chapter a different adventure that all leads up to a big 100.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012
Road Trip! reviews
"Chell, I need you to take these androids as far away from me as possible!" Chell nodded slowly and gathered up the child-like androids. "Come on guys!" she exclaimed, "It's time for a road trip!" This is a vent that I wrote while on a real road trip. Remember, it's a vent, so don't blame me for tarantulas, creepy hotels, cat pies, or other random things that pop out of nowhere!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Chell, Fact Core
The Insanity Test reviews
I wouldn't call my well-being insanity, just an extreme case of boredom. And hunger. And thirst. And tiredness. And hotness. And also hotness. How long can Chell travel an endless wheat field without giving in to insanity?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Ponderings reviews
Wheatley snapped the book shut and placed Chell's diary back on the shelf. This story is mostly about some of Chell's contemplations throughout the game and in the future. Android!Wheatley and Mute!Chell.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Dreams of Faces reviews
Faces. Everywhere. Staring. A story of a dream off of another story. Short-ish.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Unlocking The Truth reviews
Chell wakes up in the normal world with no idea who she is, or what happened in Aperture. She comes across the Portal game and slowly unlocks the truth.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Chell
I Was Even Planning a Party for You reviews
"I was even planning a party for you, and all your friends were invited. Except I didn't just invite them, I forced them to come. And you should come too, because they cannot leave the party without your permission." T because i am paranoid!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Space, I Am Your Father reviews
Space actually meets his dad, in space. Just a short little drabble about Space. And space.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Caroline is Confused reviews
Caroline reads a Fanfiction... about herself. How could that have happened?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
Chell's Story reviews
Chell writes a book about Aperture and contemplates the world in general. Really short one-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Chell - Complete
All Along reviews
Chell knew it, GLaDOS still cares for her. But will GLaDOS admit it? Or does she need a little song to help?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Dear Dangerous Mute Lunatic reviews
Why did you never tell us? Oh yeah, you're mute. But could you have given us any warning that you were deaf? GLaDOS writes a letter to a former test subject. One-shot and really short.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Wheatley's Elevator Tour reviews
"Hello, little humans! Welcome to Aperture Science Elevator Tours!" A really short one-shot for a science project I am doing.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
I Hate Hypnotism reviews
GLaDOS decides to punish Atlas and P-body after they explode a test chamber. Hypnotism dosen't work on the robots, but it works on Chell.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Chell, ATLAS - Complete
Not Suicidal, Just Schizophrenic reviews
Doug Rattman is being held in a mental center. He has to show his intelligence to get released. Really short One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2012 - D. Rattmann - Complete
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