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If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: (I didn't write the stuff in the parenthesis)

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Military personnel aren't human are they?...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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Savior of Demons by Ryu no Ohi reviews
The overall theme of SoD is, "becoming more than what fate shaped you to be". Frieza's fate takes a different path as he tries to come to terms with being spared by his hated enemy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 1,208,094 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Frieza
Wolfheart by AC-107 reviews
So begins a tale of Anguish, Pain, Hatred, Terror and Destruction. A hunt for fear itself will bring together heroes with troubled pasts and secrets they will hold as long as they can. Set during the entire game of Diablo 2. Rated M for violence and other stuff later on. Reviews & comments would be great, Enjoy. The proper 27th chapter has finally been released. Onward to act 3
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 309,030 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Druid, Necromancer, Sorceress, Barbarian
Bringer of Death by npberryhill reviews
During Vegeta's last stand against Frieza, the Prince of Saiyans ascends, becoming the first Super Saiyan of his era. History has been re-written...but to what degree? Edited by Davidstarlingm (Co-author).
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 107 - Words: 1,025,252 - Reviews: 7635 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Vegeta
Gem Session by sinfulnature1123 reviews
Sburb is a game of many secrets that appears in many worlds. It has been played by trolls, humans, and cherubs, and now is going to be played by twelve (give or take) gems. Note: The story will have non-lemon versions on both an alt FF account (webhead11233) and an AO3 (Karwin).
Crossover - Homestuck & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/17/2019
Veni, Vidi, Vici by Chemistry God reviews
Ancient Rome AU!Korra has been a slave for as long as she can remember. She serves the Imperial Family until a choice is given to her: Become a gladiator to live and die by the sword or to continue her life as a slave without the possibility of freedom. With enemies around every corner, surviving three years in the Arena will not be easy. Korrasami. Slow Burn. Chapter 24 Rated M.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,576 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 12/20/2020 - Published: 3/2/2015 - [Korra, Asami S.] Mako, Bolin - Complete
Riddle And The Ancient Contract by HERMIT532 reviews
What if it wasn't anything the current Potters had done that saved little Harriett Potter as an infant? What if the child prodigy Thomas Riddle had tweaked the horcrux spell before creating them? And what happens when they discover that nothing is exactly what it seems? FemHarry, DumbledoreBashing EXPLICIT SEX/ MENTION OF RAPE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 250,562 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 7,461 - Follows: 7,106 - Updated: 7/21/2020 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stevonnie's Sexual Adventures by sinfulnature1123 reviews
Steven and Connie have decided to stay fused together indefinitely, and Stevonnie is going to have lots of fun with all the opportunities she has.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,135 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Stevonnie - Complete
The King's Pet or The King by ShamelessLiar reviews
Sequel to Call Me Katto (spoilers) Katara wakes to find herself imprisoned by the man she loved and must navigate a subtle battlefield if she hopes to escape and free her friends. Yet Zuko, embroiled in Azula's deadly game as he returns to a life he lost long ago, has no intention of letting her stray from his side. They could face anything together - if only she didn't hate him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,066 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Katara, Zuko] Aang, Sokka
The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 221 - Words: 4,102,328 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lucario, Pit, Palutena, OC
Destroy and Rebuild by Vegeta26 reviews
Sequel to "Sever All Ties". After the events of Gold Dragon Castle, Ridley and Jack return to Radiata. What will they have to do to regain acceptance?
Radiata Stories - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,135 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Jack R., Ridley S.
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
Homestuck the Novel by HALLOFdoor reviews
All of Homestuck from Act 1 through [S] GAME OVER. Discontinued.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 298 - Words: 777,318 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 8/16/2014 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Looking Beyond by shini-amaryllis reviews
The first thing everyone noticed about Hope Potter was that she may have had her mother's face, but she had her father's penchant for causing trouble or somehow finding it, and it only made sense that danger was attracted to her very scent. She was going to prove she was more than just the Girl-Who-Lived. (Fem!Harry) Mostly canon-compliant, diverging in book eight
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 166 - Words: 699,846 - Reviews: 4602 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Harry P., George W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4330 - Favs: 8,578 - Follows: 6,626 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 627,943 - Reviews: 9138 - Favs: 9,305 - Follows: 7,615 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 12,931 - Follows: 13,548 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15323 - Favs: 23,757 - Follows: 20,886 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 10,347 - Follows: 10,430 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 4,052 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
The Seventh Awakening and the Final ReStart by Zane Tribal Tyne Alexandros reviews
Jack has been stuck re-living the events of the change-over five times now, but this sixth time he's pepared and ready, and he has a plan to thwart destiny itself. With only the knowlege and skills of the past to build with he plans to end his suffering. T for cussing and violence in latter chapters.
Radiata Stories - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,843 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Jack R., Ridley S.
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4270 - Favs: 7,113 - Follows: 5,502 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Cycles by ReverseRaven reviews
Jack Russell struggles to free himself from the seemingly-endless Cycling of his life. Seemingly forever trapped within the events that take place during Radiata Stories, will Jack ever be free? Rating lowered from M to T.
Radiata Stories - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Jack R., Lily
Goku vs Superman: Confrontation on New Namek by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A villain from earth goes to New Namek in order to get the dragon balls and be granted a wish. When the wish goes awry the result is that Superman is summoned to the planet to fight against Goku. Twice. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Goku - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 7,561 - Follows: 3,861 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 216 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15911 - Favs: 10,529 - Follows: 8,032 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies by Sub-Zero879 reviews
A Necromancer, one step from becoming a demon himself, is forced into saving Sanctuary from the Prime Evils, starting at the Rogue Encampment. But he's just a bard, and some of those demons are... quite attractive. Harem. Serious-parody. Warning: lemons.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 199,556 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Necromancer, Blood Raven, Andariel, Rogue] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6583 - Favs: 14,097 - Follows: 5,691 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hinata's Darkened Desires by Paladeus reviews
Hinata goes through a ... mind alteration, performed by Ino. When she's around Naruto, she slowly loses her inhibitions. While on a mission to subdue a rising evil, she decides how she will get him. NaruXHina, SakuXLee. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,699 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Legends Never Die by Royal Devil reviews
There once existed a Saiyan whose power surpassed all others, but he couldn't control it and destroyed himself. He has since been known as the Legendary Super Saiyan. Now he's returned to help the gang fight a new evil that threatens Earth. LSSBra TP G?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 328,246 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Bra
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,971 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Crossed Paths
What if Jack had a brother who also wanted to be a knight. How will this change Jacks path, how might it help.
Radiata Stories - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Jack R., OC