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Joined 01-15-12, id: 3632037, Profile Updated: 12-29-14
Author has written 32 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Salad Fingers, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Misc. Games, OFF, Great Gatsby, Jhonen Vasquez, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, and Radio Dramas.

Total, I have 70 fandoms and I'm current in maybe ten or less of them. I hope to write one fanfiction for every single one of them.

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Love's Suicide by Mandolin77 reviews
"My child killed himself!" Francis tries to throw the words at him, tries to deny their meaning by using them as a weapon, but he trips over the syllables and they come out sounding like a confession instead. FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/3/2012 - England/Britain, Canada
Demure by PlanetOfTheWeepingWillow reviews
Feliciano knocks on Ludwig's door one thundering night, bearing a surprise that will change their lives: a baby girl. Alas, this girl as secrets of her own, passed down by her mysterious father. MPREG GERITA!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - N. Italy - Complete
Roadside Assistance by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
In which a man named Edgar Vargas is stranded at the edge of town. This would be a lot less terrifying in any other town but his. Mmy/Edgar. Yes, that is the ship.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Jimmy, Edgar V. - Complete
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Delicate Fingers, Hard Melody by TwoTailedSmarty reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt isn't what you'd call an 'ideal' boyfriend. Though he tries to be to a high class aristocrat by the name of Roderich Edelstein. However, what happens when Gilbert gives Roderich the ultimate un-expected surprise? A baby. If he Isn't cut out to be a boyfriend, what will happen when Roderich finds out he's carrying this idiots child? Mpreg, Yaoi, Swearing, Etc...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,466 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
OUR QUEEN HAS MET HER DOOM by The Lost and Found Box reviews
she stitches you up, stitches your worthless body up. erifef.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Eridan A., Feferi P. - Complete
For the Ones We Love by BlackWindButterfly reviews
A gravely ill Prussia leads Austria to make a desperate and dire exchange with an arcane force, an exchange that will leave Prussia alone in his regret. Threeshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Do you want more coffee? by Yaoi-Mayer reviews
Human AU. Matthias' partner, Lukas, suffers from haemophilia. As a person constantly in danger of bleeding to death, Lukas cannot be too careful and Matthias will have to take care of him a lot. But sometimes, accidents just cannot be avoided.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
NiGHT WaTCH by twiinArmageddons reviews
[Based off of a Spongebob Episode]/Nick and Ellis are doing the night watch while Rochelle and Coach are going to sleep. Tired of Ellis' optimism, Nick decides to make up his own special infected to scare the boy. What if the signs of the Screamer began to happen to them...? [Longer summary inside.]
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Sweet Memories of a Troll I Once Loved by AnimeGirl124 reviews
This cannot be happening. The boy who had helped you find meaning to your life, the troll who you had dedicated your entire being to, was breaking up with you. For good this time. Basically Horuss's memories with Rufioh. Warning Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Horuss Z., Rufioh N. - Complete
Strength by Liv909 reviews
A very AU oneshot about why Equius is obsessed with being strong.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Equius Z., Executor Darkleer - Complete
Brother Dearest by woodbyne reviews
Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Anschluss by Vyscaria reviews
Roderich hears the German tanks rolling in, and knows that nothing will be the same again. Like a crescendo of inevitable events, the Second World War unfolds before him. The Third Reich collapses, and millions die in the holocaust. Austria has blood on his hands, and no one is left to save him. Slash Germany/Austria, heavy on history and music. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Germany, Austria - Complete
A Flower Bloomed From The Earth by Tyranno's girl reviews
The sequel to 'In The Darkness, There Was A Ragged Cough'. A simple sound in the darkness with the connotation of certain death within it. Who was it? And how could they have allowed an angel to die? PruCan and RussAme mostly, a bit of FrUk if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
In The Darkness, There Was A Ragged Cough by Tyranno's girl reviews
Nine bodies in the dark... Emotions drawn tight, balance teetering into the abyss. A tragic cataclysm that will be put into motion by a simple sound... PruCan, hints of RussAme if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Behind Red Eyes by Daughter Of The Revolution reviews
A Rome/Germania through Prussia's point of view. And MPreg, because I can. ;P
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Germania, Ancient Rome] Prussia - Complete
You're a Wizard England by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Germany and England get drunk one night, and a random, stupid, bizarre conversation erupts...hey, who doesn't love Harry Potter? Contains strong language and weirdness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
BC Bud by transemacabre reviews
A crisis ensues when America and Canada smoke weed together and run out of snacks. Starring America, Canada, England, France, Russia, and Russia's creeper camera.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Connections by Late October reviews
After Mr. Spock's disastrous wedding, he begins feeling ill. He is shocked to discover that the pon farr has found another way to achieve its biological imperative. Meanwhile, a dangerous Romulan weapon threatens Earth's solar system. MPREG, NO SLASH
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Forget It by TheExitDoor reviews
Edgar and Johnny go to see a movie together. ONESHOT.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
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Missus Edelstein reviews
In the beginning there was self-loathing and pain. Then Roderich came to terms with what those meant and she was going to have to keep her composure. [A male-to-female Austria fanfiction.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Austria
Over the Monitor
Cecil woke up to his baby crying and promptly buried his face in the pillow.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Consolation Prize reviews
Sometimes, your romantic rivals just show up to piss you off. Of course, Marcus had something else in mind for Earl Harlan.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Quest Added
Earl awakes in the wastes beyond Night Vale and, despite the fact that angels do not exist, must join forces with Marcus Vansten, who is an angel.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale
How to Handle Elderitch In-Laws reviews
Carlos is definitely the kind of guy you would want to introduce to your parents, unless one of your parents just happens to be a lesser elderitch lord who wants grandchildren.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Squire of the Tiger Lily reviews
The classic tale of royalty running away with one of lesser status, but with a twist. Can the stablehand and prince survive being parents as well as lovers on the lam?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Austria, Prussia
Rabbits Running Parallel
[Re-upload of "Parallel and Complimentary."] When Lithuania found love in those blue eyes of Estonia's, Lithuania met it with denial and resistance. He was unsure what to do with kindness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,160 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia
Nightingale
Maybe Cecil hasn't been very open about Carlos and maybe Carlos hasn't been very open-minded with Cecil.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Raindrop Cherry Blossoms reviews
The samurai and the noble were friends and it seemed they would remain that way forever. The only thing left to do was curl up and watch the world begin anew.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
My Only Sunshine
They made plans and lived only to survive. Unfortunately, their kindness led to their separation.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
Divine Sacrilege
When someone returns from death, one often assumes they are a ghost. Johnny has another dead person lingering in his house.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
The Great American Fanfiction reviews
Nick stays with Gatsby that fateful day. How much can one man change another's life?
Great Gatsby - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Complete
All That Remains reviews
In a colourless world, a cat roams.
OFF - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/21/2014 - The Judge/Pablo, Zacharie - Complete
Beautiful People
A Beautiful Escape: Dungeoneer fanfiction based on getting Daily a despair ending. Above all, love each other, because love covers over a multitude of sins.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Athena
"The baby . . ." the woman gurgled. "Will be fine," John finished, slipping into his reserved stoicism. "You'll both be fine."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
If You Give a Werewolf a Cat
He'll want to chase it. And if you let him chase it, the werewolf's Animagus friend will want to chase him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
English Steak and Other Meats
A missing bride-to-be is nothing new to the world's only consulting detective. However, the circumstances behind this lady's disappearance might just be worthy of a blog entry.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,590 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Critical Mass reviews
The finale to my SuFin arc. They would be having a child of their own, just not in the way they expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Finland, Sweden
Swindled No More
Roderich asks a Ludwig question he probably shouldn't have, leading to a talk about each other's history. (Mpreg and inaccuracies, ahoy!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Austria, Germany - Complete
No Excuse For a Messy Room reviews
The mutant holds the bundle and admires some rusty-looking clouds.
Salad Fingers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Salad Fingers, Salad Fingers' Daughter - Complete
Aftermath At Three In The Morning reviews
Roderich holds his lover close, one hand on the swell of his lovers stomach, and he muses. AusCan mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Austria, Canada - Complete
When the Wall Goes Up reviews
Ivan would hate to see those eyes so lacking their usual vigor and filled with the red of insomnia. He tired to get him to sleep and eat, but Gilbert was stubborn. He always had been.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Eavesdrop reviews
A night without France and Britain at each other's throats told through the eyes of little Matthew. Some fluffy FrUK drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
What's Today? reviews
Roderich was hurt. None of the usual romantic gestures from Antonio. Of course, Roderich's never been too good at keeping dates correct...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Austria, Spain - Complete
Sunny Child of Opium
Yao was nursing his opium habit when some memories resurfaced.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2013 - China - Complete
Hear My Anger reviews
Roderich could not believe Gilbert had the nerve to do this. And after all they had been through. Well, he could just play Chopin... AusPru, ?/Pru, hints of mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Jeanne, His Princess reviews
She had her father's icy blue eyes and reminded Francis of another woman by the same name: Jeanne. Based loosely on the Vichy government's collaboration with Germany during WWII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - France - Complete
And They Didn't Stay for the Red Velvet Cake reviews
Russia had a rather nice gift for his ex-satellites. What a pity the desert would only go to waste.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Nuclear Fusion reviews
Berwald hated to see Tino blame himself. After all, it was an accident and therefore not his fault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Nuclear Fission reviews
It wasn't really anyone's fault, right? Right? Wrong?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Absolute Value reviews
A small look at a life of worth, a life of treasure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Honeymoon reviews
Tino was nervous about that night, but with a husband like Berwald, he had nothing to fear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete