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Joined 03-30-03, id: 363206, Profile Updated: 07-04-13
Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Avengers.

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." -George Washington Carver

7-04-13 UPDATE

sighs* Unbelievable. Two years have passed and those "promised" second and third chapters of "Stuck with you, Stuck on you" are nowhere to be seen. What can I say, a lot has happened in that time span. I graduated from college, got a job, and, in general, got busy with life. But, that's not to say I gave up on fanfiction. Of course I still read it; however, I don't have time to write chaptered-fics. So, if I do write anything in the future (and I probably will because even now I have several ideas), it will most likely be short. Perhaps, I'll finish "Catching Dracorella;" if I ever do manage to get my thought process down on paper that is (and by paper, I mean keyboard LOL).

As for "Stuck with you, Stuck on you," I will, hopefully, finish it one day. I really liked the concept for it and, from the way I wrote the first chapter, I wanted to put 300% into each and every chapter. I'm not promising anything but...one day. Even if I'm ninety-nine years old, I will have my great-grandchildren type up the rest of the story on their holographic panels...or whatever they'll have in the distant (and intimidating) future.

...and, well look at what we've got here?

I've started another story! What?

Really though. Shame on me.

An Abyss by Design is something that I started at the persistence of a friend of mine. It was a result of months of watching one too many Marvel/fantasy movies. However, I don't plan on making it an exceptionally long story. Perhaps with that in mind, I'll be able to finish it.

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Dear FanFiction Writers by Callidora-Malfoy reviews
Letters from extremely annoyed Harry Potter characters to us, the FanFiction writers, complaining about what we've been writing. "Dear FanFiction Writers, Vampires do not sparkle. Sincerely, Sanguini." NEW UPDATE: MADAM ROSMERTA 7TH JUNE 2015.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 133 - Words: 39,788 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 2/17/2013
The Garden Gnome by The DG Forum reviews
There once was a garden gnome named Porridge... A DG crack!ficlet. Written by writerdragonfly for The DG Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco Malfoy's Wingman by Aerileigh reviews
There is a time in the life of every young bachelor in which he becomes, ah, conscious of a decided lack of feminine company. Enter the wingman, that best friend who goes to great lengths to ensure that the bachelor ends up with EXACTLY the right girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,246 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Yolk by attica reviews
COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,618 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
HogBook by potato4 reviews
Hogwarts gets Facebook. "Dumbledore: lol Dobby taught me how to tlk online... whats up my homecanines? I totes speak their rad lingo." "Ron: THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLO-OH-OHOH-OW!" Okay I know it's an overused idea but... I couldn't resist. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
Chinchillas, Males, and Numbers that Haunt Me by Ketchupdtoytle reviews
My life is insane. My family doesnt understand me,my pet chinchilla tends to eat everything that crosses his path,and I may or may not be in love with my sworn enemy. At least I have my trusty diary 2 be there, no matter what happens.AngusThongsFFSnogStyl
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,657 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Omega13 by enchantedstarlight reviews
Every teenager has a moment that they wish had never happened. But she was no ordinary teenager. She was a witch with access to a Time-Turner. Be ready to laugh. 2nd Place Winner: Pud's Great D/G Time-Turner Contest 2009
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M.
That Damn Apple by Julia Claire reviews
You can't blame me for what happened. It's not my fault that James is an idiot, or that Hugo's a sneaky Slytherin, or that Scorpius was born, or that Dad is sometimes so annoying that I have to do the opposite of whatever he says... Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dreamers by Marmalade Fever reviews
Through their respective Ministry professions, Hermione and Malfoy have been paired to solve a mystery occurring on a sleepy little island within the Ministry's jurisdiction, but the island is a little sleepier than they had originally presumed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Draco Malfoy by occasionally-maybe-never reviews
“Please, no” Ginny begged, reaching out with a beseeching hand, “just give him more time. One more week and I can prove his innocence, I can!” - Ginny has to suffer the agony of watching Draco being Kissed. AU, ANGST. D/G. Completed Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
After two years of Malfoy-free living, Hermione runs into her old classmate. Post-Hogwarts, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Art of Being Bad by Cadaverous Apples reviews
-"I've never done anything bad." Draco Malfoy shows Ginny Weasley the benefits of being naughty. Oneshot. DG. Cute rather than smutfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5002 - Favs: 6,079 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by Boogum reviews
When Ginny is invited to go stay with her godmother in London to have her first season in pureblood society, she never imagined being married to Draco Malfoy would be added to the bargain... /currently being revised/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 209,022 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Valentine's Day Surprise by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Written for Granger Enchanted Valentine's Day Challenge 2009. Prompt: They were forbidden, their love hidden from the world, but on this one day a year, Valentine's Day, nothing else mattered but their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Playing With Fire by Lady Cardea reviews
Hiatus. "Just remember, love, you're doing a dangerous thing. You're playing with fire and sooner or later, you are going to get burned." DMxGW. Rated T, but may change in later chapters. Alternate ships: BZxOC. RWxHG. GWxHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,674 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Pudding by michelle-31a reviews
Set during OotP, Ginny tries her best to persuade Luna to stand up to her brothers teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Is Evil And Still Gets The Girl by starrybutterfly reviews
After those hectic Hogwarts years, the alumni feel like doing no work at all might be a very good idea. The ministry have a duck problem, everyone's sexuality is questioned, and other mayhem ensues. I suck at summarys, it's funny, I promise! DHr,HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Against All Odds by jay1013 reviews
“Does that mean you could remember what happened last night?” Ginny hoped that sex was not on the list of the night’s previous events.“Do you mean before or after we had sex?” Draco said with a smirk. Ginny groaned. Sex with Draco Malfoy. So not good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 184,630 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Necessities of Winter by luckei1 reviews
Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll never let go by xPhoenixPrincessx reviews
What if Draco and Ginny were on the fateful voyage of the titanic. What happened when their thrilling love affair turns into a race for survival? What happened on that night that the ship sank?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Broken Heart by superscar reviews
Hermione has trouble moving on after her relationship with Draco Malfoy. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Time Well Spent by Candyland reviews
[One-shot] Hikitsu and Tomite spent two hundred years guarding the Shinzaho. How did they pass the time? Extremely tongue-in-cheek, but still fun.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hikitsu, Tomite - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11038 - Favs: 4,397 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Indentured Servitude by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED It started out simple enough—poor Ginny Weasley has to work as a maid for the rich, loathsome Slytherin. But sometimes the most unexpected things happen. . .DG with a bit of RHr, HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,053 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Not Another Order of the Phoenix! by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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An Abyss by Design reviews
Opens with ending scene of Thor. Loki is fast approaching the abyss, ready to accept his fate, when...what's this? Thor has decided he wants to tag along as well? And the abyss actually opens up to multiple dimensions? As Loki and Thor (and our favorite Avengers cast) are thrown into various worlds, can Loki forget his own void and finally learn to call Thor his own? No Slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Thor, Loki
Catching Dracorella reviews
“My dear cousin, have you ever heard of the Muggle story of Cinderella?” Lucius Malfoy is dead, leaving his son, Draco, in the cruel clutches of his cousins, Blaise Zabini and Marcus Flint. Where does Ginny come into all of this? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Stuck With You, Stuck On You reviews
The last thing Draco wants is an arranged marriage with Daphne Greengrass. More than anything, Ginny wants to be with Harry again. Unwillingly, they team up to make Harry jealous and to get rid of Daphne, but, of course, nothing goes as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Night to Remember reviews
7 years ago,she was almost murdered by her best friend.Now,in present day Southampton,England,1912,she embarks on a ship and finds out she is engaged to a man she doesn’t love.But what will happen when she meets his cousin,Inuyasha?InuKagMirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,578 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.