Zath Chauvert
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Joined 03-30-03, id: 363217
Author has written 26 stories for Scarlet Pimpernel, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Pirates of the Caribbean, Legend, Lord of the Rings, Brothers Grim, King Kong, Shadow, Boondock Saints, Jekyll, Doctor Who, Life on Mars, Omega Factor, and Devil's Whore.

Okay, I guess I should finally get around to updating this stupid bio. The previous version was at least three years old, and in the time since then everything single thing that I said about myself (not that I had said all that much) has been rendered untrue.

So here are, in no particular order, things I feel you should know about me:

Don't bother using the e-mail address listed at the beginning of most of my stories. That account is dead, and I'm not going to revive it. Anything you have to say about my stories can be said through the "Review" button

I do plan on eventually finishing all of the "in-progress" stories posted here. It may not happen in the next several years, but I'll get to them some day. The only possible exception to this is "Breaking Fast," which isn't really thrilling me anymore. However, if I do decide to abandon it completely, I'll at least say as much and post the outline of how the rest of the story was supposed to have gone.

I am not going to try to make any of my old Pirates of the Caribbean fic compliant with the canon of the later movies. I had toyed with the idea after Dead Man's Chest was released, but At World's End pretty much killed it. As far as I'm concerned, "The Adventures of James Norrington, Pirate" went AU at the end of Curse of the Black Pearl. Norrington never became obsessed with hunting Sparrow and never resigned his commission. He is going to sail through a rather nasty storm, but he's the one who gets lost in it, not his ship and crew, because that has been my plan from the very beginning. As much as I liked Scruffington in DMC, my Pirate!Norrington is a different man and I'm going to stand by him. Isla de Muerta never sank. Barbossa, as much as I like him, never came back from the dead. Will Turner is still a blacksmith, and Elizabeth has mostly grow out of her "pirates are the coolest thing ever!" phase. The Flying Dutchman is nothing more than a myth. Davy Jones and his locker are just a figures of speech, and Cutler Beckett choked to death on a peach pit when he was five years old. To a lesser extent, all of this also applies to "One Large Banana," but that's silly comedy instead of drama, so it isn't as important. I'm not saying that I will never write fic dealing with DMC or AWE, because someday I might. However, don't hold your breath.

That's all I have to say right now. I'll add more as I think of it.

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Death and the Leaf on the Wind by Raven Aorla reviews
Part III of my "Death Through the Fandoms" series. Because every beloved character deserves Neil Gaiman's Death to greet them, most especially Joss Whedon's Wash. Neither character is mine, sigh.
Crossover - Sandman & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Wash
Madness by Nightengale reviews
Sam thinks he’s the only one that sees things and hears voices with his doctors from the TV and relatives on the radio. Sometimes it makes Gene want to smack him and shout in his face because they are all like that here. It’s just different for each perso
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Golden Slumbers by MiKEsGrrrl reviews
Is Gene mad, in a coma, or lost in time?
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Jack Shall Have Jill, and All Shall Go Ill by Meltha reviews
Gotham is full of interesting people. One of them just happens to be dead. A match made in hell.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
Riddick Rides the Pale Horse by Saismaat reviews
There is trouble in the multiverse after Lord Marshal Riddick takes the dead fleet across the threshold. The Necromongers end up in the Underverse. He ends up on the Discworld. And now the boundaries are fading and dragons are popping out all over . .
Crossover - Discworld & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,565 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Susan Sto Helit, Riddick - Complete
In Memory of Penny Lesse by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Just when you feel you've almost drowned, you find yourself on solid ground.
Crossover - Angel & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Anne S., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
A Little Problem by Leda74 reviews
A visit to the Mended Drum results in some unwelcome attentions for Donna and a whole lot of trouble for the Doctor. Discworld crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Sam Vimes, Wee Mad Arthur - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
357 Conversations About One Thing by Random-Battlecry reviews
No matter how you look at it, its still a different species.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Up To Something by Rosethorn reviews
Marguerite should really just stop letting Percy out of the house. Post-book.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2008
Three Bells and Cockleshells by Rex Luscus reviews
A hundred years ago, two men who loved one woman died at sea. Norrington/OFC, Norrington/Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/1/2008 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Sole Unquiet Thing by Rex Luscus reviews
On Twelfth Night, the Turners have a visitor, unlooked-for but long expected. Norrington/Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Root Issue by Lord Yellowtail reviews
Dr Reginald Bushroot had not killed since taking due revenge on the good doctors Gary and Larson. Despite what anyone else might think, though, he did not withhold lethal force out of any kind of regret for his actions. It was about respect, then and now
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Life in 1986 by Belamancer reviews
Snapshot. Gene and the rest of Manchester CID stake out the Hacienda, and the world changes. Rated for language, possibly.Originally posted on Life in 1972 just before the end of S2.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Coconspirators by BohemianCane04 reviews
The first thing to register was the sound of gulls. They chattered and called mournfully through the darkness behind James’ eyelids. My first pirates fic EVER. Be kind. Fixit fic. TiaJames if you squint
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Denial by Exploded Pen reviews
After years relying on denial Gene has to face a few facts when in 2006 the past walks through the pub door...
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Negative Space by Flurblewig reviews
No one knows anything, no one's heard anything. There's no trail, no leads, no clues... Annie,Gene postseries AU.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
If I Knew Then What I Know Now by XWingAce reviews
[Life on Mars]Thirty little kids in a police station is asking for trouble.
Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Storming Through Town by c-wolf reviews
Buffy crossed with Tim Dorsey's series of novels about Serge A. Storms. Insanity comes to town.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2006
A Barber and His Neighbor by Lady Bedivere reviews
A crossover of Sweeney Todd and Les Miserables. Javert fakes his death, flees to England, and makes an unexpected friend of the barber down the street. Improbable, but makes for an interesting read.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Your Bloody Friend Norrington by xxxEmma3xxx reviews
Takes place after the movie. A JackNorrington fic (but not slash). Norrington agrees to a surrender with unusual terms in order to save his ship... RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,046 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003
Its All Fun and Games by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Christine, Raoul, and Erik's fate all hinge upon...a game of Chutes and Ladders.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2004
Complete Guide to the Piratical Mary Sue, Abridged by Piratical Radical reviews
A collection of condensed plots with enough twists, turns, and surprise long-lost relations to fill a proverbial barrel of cursed monkeys.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004
Gossip Girtie and the Useless Straight by PatchworkDK reviews
The Navy boys get together. Shameless Norrington Defense League propaganda.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/1/2004
Following the Other Wizard: journey into healing by jodancingtree reviews
Sam's face kept coming into Frodo's dreams, shocking him awake as if someone had pressed cold steel against his throat. The mask of grief on Sam's honest, dirty face, looking up at him… Frodo lay trembling in the dark. Part 2 of AWOL quartet. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 93,264 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Frodo B., Arwen U.
Jack's Christmas lunacy by otherhawk reviews
Twas the night before Christmas. And the author was bored so she wrote this. Would an apology help? I tink it counts as humour...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003
When All Is Said And Done by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. The CIA has come hunting for Agent Sands and El Mariachi. Now they must work together to stay alive.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,685 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Complete
After the Dust Has Cleared by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete! MAJOR SPOILERS for the film. What happens to Agent Sands and El Mariachi after the events of the film.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,155 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
Phreaky Phriday by LaLuna reviews
The classic tale, with a Phantom twist ... Heh heh. FINISHED! Chapters 8 & 9! Again, sorry about the wait, and thanks to all for reading!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003
A Leak on Board by KamikazeCreamPuff reviews
Two pirates have a discussion about life, love, and mutiny. Advice is given, friendships cemented, and there's that blasted leak.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Excuse me, Senior by Raya reviews
POTCPrincess Bride- totally random one-shot ficlet... very random moment of late-night inspiration...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Marooned by Starzangel reviews
Poor Jack! He's stranded on THAT island again, alone with his demons. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
L A Miz by The Lark reviews
Yep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003
A Meaningless Moment by Soappuppy reviews
Meaningless, silly fluff, but I've still managed to strip Cap'n Sparrow naked! :)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2003
Or Was It? by Jayd Roze reviews
Elizabeth has a dream. Was it a dream? Or was it a psychic premonition?!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2003
A Most Shocking Revelation by Luce reviews
In which we discover that Will is, indeed, a eunuch, and Interesting Things Happen.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2003
The Old Pirate and the Sea by Bloodrose the Pyrate reviews
Jack decides his place will always be with the Pearl.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2003
Bad Luck by Yao Kafei reviews
"It's bad luck to have a woman onboard, too. Even a miniature one..."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/31/2003
The Loyal Daughter by Doc M reviews
Ch. 16: Will and Augusta's fortunes take a turn for the better, with the arrival of new friends. (Ch. 17 is underway, now I have a biography of Ben Thompson)
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,135 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2002 - Published: 7/9/2001 - [William T., OC] Bordon, Benjamin M.
How Green Was My Dragoon by Doc M reviews
A whimsical alternative ending, with nods to 'The Wizard of Oz' and Mel's more endearing role of 2000. The wounded Will Tavington tries to disentangle reality from delirium. What colour is his jacket...?
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2001 - [Charlotte S., William T.] Benjamin M. - Complete
Between you and God by Juliss the Severed Snake reviews
After his somewhat unexpected survival of the Cowpens mess Col.Tavington takes the job of minister in Pembroke's rebuilt church. The question is, how long will his patience last?
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2001
Boy Cooties by Troll Princess reviews
So what exactly does Logan look like under all that facial hair? *g* One-shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2001 - Complete
When Milk Goes Bad, and Othe Reality TV Shows by Troll Princess reviews
Logan returns to the mansion and the only one there is Jubilee ... One-shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/11/2001 - Complete
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Drabble: 1973? reviews
A drabble-length crossover between Life On Mars and The Devil's Whore, featuring spoilers for the end of tDH and blatant abuse of Sam Tyler's opening monologue for my own amusement.
Crossover - Life on Mars & Devil's Whore - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - E. Sexby - Complete
The Ghost of Colleagues Past reviews
Based on the BBC's 1979 series The Omega Factor and written for the 2009 Yuletide fic exchange. Six months after the last episode, Tom Crane follows a psychic hunch and gets a surprise.
Omega Factor - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Missing, Presumed Dead reviews
This was written for the 2009 LoM Ficathon and the prompt of "the test card girl, Gene, dreams." What really happened to Sam Tyler?
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
In The Lions' Den reviews
A missing scene from the second episode: Tom's thoughts on Hyde killing the lion.
Jekyll - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Safe reviews
Set an unknown amount of time after episode six. Hyde is awake again, and for the first few seconds it feels just like old times, only without Jackman's whiny messages on the dictaphone.
Jekyll - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Brand New reviews
I know that it has been done before elsewhere, but this is my own brief spin on Hyde's first night of existence as seen in the ep. 4 flashback.
Jekyll - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
The Caged Chameleon reviews
A tale of Chauvelin, Percy, and an inescapable prison cell, written for the 2008 Yuletide fic exchange. It’s also a tiny bit of a crossover with "Brotherhood of the Wolf," but only in the background, so you don't need to be familiar with that at all.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Ninety Nine And A Half Percent Human reviews
The TARDIS is having technical difficulties, and there's something strange about one of its new passengers. A vaguely silly one-shot crossover between Doctor Who and the BBC's Jekyll. No OCs.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Jekyll - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Strange Case of Dr Jackman and the Dead Victorian reviews
Before Project Gemini, there was Project Genesis. Now, thanks to old DNA, modern science, and a chance encounter, the original Henry Jekyll suddenly isn't as dead as he wanted to be. Sequel to the BBC's "Jekyll," minus the "Kiss for Mommy" scene.
Jekyll - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2008
Huge reviews
It was the highlight of Greenley's career. Oneshot, 200 word drabble.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Strange Bedfellows reviews
Random oneshot. Lamont checks on Margo late at night and makes a discovery.
Shadow - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Nothing To Do With The Son Of Kong reviews
After years of staying away, Captain Englehorn has finally returned to New York City. Maybe he shouldn't have bothered. Minor crossover.
King Kong - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2006
The Adventures of James Norrington, Pirate reviews
Lost at sea and given the choice of either dying as navy men or living as pirates, Commodore Norrington and Lieutenant Gillette choose life. This story is AU for everything after Curse of the Black Pearl. On a very long hiatus, but not abandoned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 3/25/2004
Learning To Share reviews
Jacob and Wilhelm were used to sharing things, then they met Angelika.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2006
Breaking Fast reviews
AU after CotBP. All Lieutenant Gillette wanted was some peace and quite and a beer. What he ends up getting is entirely different. SLASH
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004
One Large Banana reviews
Ice, plus lime juice, plus sugar, plus banana, plus rum equals trouble. AU after CotBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Cool Beans reviews
A young woman finds herself participating in the latest entry into the "fictional character dies and is transported to modern Earth" genre of fanfic. There's just one little problem that keeps things from being the usual fangirl's dream come true.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Boromir
Legend: Segue reviews
At the end of the movie, Darkness merely lost a battle, not the war. He can never be truly defeated. Now, he makes plans for the future.
Legend - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Complete
Jack Sparrow's Black Pearl reviews
Filk song. Onboard the Dauntless heading for Port Royal near the end of the movie, Will and Elizabeth discuss Jack to the tune of "The Tango: Maureen" from Rent.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Complete
Chauvelin For Another Day reviews
It's not easy being the villain eight shows a week. Chauvelin sings about his job.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Complete
The Destruction Of Man reviews
Jekyll & Hyde musicalverse. A filk song about everyone’s favorite chemically-created, mass-murdering psychopath, Edward Hyde.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2003 - E. Hyde, H. Jekyll - Complete
The Trial reviews
Not exactly a crossover, this is a brief scene from The Scarlet Pimpernel as it might have been if it had been done by the Monty Python guys.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Complete
Pimpernel Limericks reviews
The novel The Scarlet Pimpernel summarized in verse, very very bad verse... The summary is bad too, but the verse is truly abysmal.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Complete
Lost In Her Bed reviews
Percy and Marguerite have some trouble in the bedroom, but it's not what you think.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Chauvelin In Therapy reviews
It's silly and stupid, and the story itself is only 100 words long, so you might as well take 30 seconds and read it.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Fatherly Concern reviews
After the events of Sir Percy Hits Back, Chauvelin apostrophizes.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Complete
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