la-chevreuille
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 03-30-03, id: 363223, Profile Updated: 07-28-10
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, House, M.D., Trinity Blood, and Naruto.

28.July.2010

I've been taking a break and writing under another name for more than a year now... WHY IS IT THAT THIS USERNAME STILL GETS MORE TRAFFIC THAN THE OTHER ONE ? ! Just wondering.

o

28.March.2009

“Holy shit,” says lachevreuille. “I haven’t updated in close to a year.”

“That’s nothing,” says leslibellules. “I haven’t updated in more than a year and a half.”

“And you’re proud of that, are you?” asks eggads_horace. “Well, I haven’t updated in six years. Suck it.”

“This is terrible,” continues lachevreuille, without listening to either. “TERRIBLE. Oh God!”

“Whatever. So update,” eggads_horace says, bored already.

“Yeah,” says leslibellules.

Okay.

o

28.Jan.2009 - I feel bipolar, writing these chapters. 'Badge' is in the deep midwinter, where earth stood hard as iron and water like a stone. 'Beach' is on the west coast of some summer-baked part of fangirl Japan. Maybe that's why it's moving so slowly...? Chapter six of "The Badge" will be called, 'The Team'.

o

12. Dec.2008 - You know how authors come back every couple of months to say that they're not dead? Well, I'm dead. But zombie lachevreuille is currently in the process of writing Chapter Five of 'The Badge', Chapter two of 'The Beach', another two-parter in the style of 'Wet' and a four-part Christmas smutfest called Bingle Jells. All to be published at the same time. Also, new avatar, I think by Lily. I could be wrong. I didn't get it off the most reputable site...

o

4.May. 2008 - I should have said this in the last update, but!: No updates on anything until after May 8th. None. You want me to fail everything, don't you? Also, being Vegan is good for cows, but not good for already-unstable people like my roommate.

o

16. April. 2008 - Aaaaand two days ago, chapter one of "The Beach".

o

9. April.2008 - Two days ago, 'The Badge' Chapter Four: Dead Doc on the Rue Morgue went up. Chapter Five is scheduled for 14.April, and tentatively titled, The Chief. Don't quote me on that, though. Chapter one of 'The Beach' is a hairsbreath away from being done, so I might finish it during the week and do The Chief on the weekend. Reviews are strong motivation, bay-bee.

o

2. April.2008 - Updated and finished 'Wet' and can now focus on 'The Badge' and 'The Beach'. The both of them are going to start picking up speed, 'Badge' because it's about frickin' time and 'Beach' because the whole thing is only four chapters plus epilogue. No one knows how long 'Badge' will be, least of all me.

o

7. March.2008 - So, where is the Gaara/Neji short I promised readers of "The Badge"? It's... around. Really! It's just that instead of whipping it out as I should, I've been angsting writing "The Beach" and laughing writing "Wet". === Shameless self-promo, go read them. "Wet" is a 2-part, sexy prequel of sorts to "The Badge", and "The Beach" is a short multi-chapter about a mysterious seaside town and... well, that would be giving it away. :-) Poka!

o

14.Feb.2008 - So, all of the sudden, a great huge rabid plot bunny mugged me in a dark alley and I had to write... an AU Naruto detective story? And two chapters in two days?? How unheard of is that...?

o

08.Feb. 2008 - My new avatar by seisei, find 'em here:

o

26.Jan.2008 - So, here we are again. The Grade-B Smut has finally made an appearance. Chapter Three of the Sense Cinquet is almost here. The Wolfwood Chronicles are limping along. Bingle Jells missed this holiday season, but maybe for Valentine's Day? Hmmm. Soon, my pretties.

o

29.Sep.2007 - Last night, I posted three stories drunk. Bad idea. Don't do that. as a result, the title of 'Gambling Man' was 'Gamlbing Man', and a very important word choice was screwed up in the chapter 'Taste' of The Senses Cinquet. So I fixed them. Also, content-wise, I am not responsible for any misspelled words or odd phrasing--I was incapacitated at the time. Happy reading!

o

Hey there, a note from lachevreuille, who also owns to the monikers eggadsHorace and leslibellules.

I haven't updated my Harry Potter story in three years... so I'm sounding the death knell. Goodbye for now, Old School. Is anybody really that upset? As a parting gift I will add a second chapter/companion piece of pure Grade-B smut. Enjoy if that's your thing.



STORIES

CURRENTLY BEING UPDATED

The Badge - Naruto

The Beach - Naruto

The Senses Cinquet - Trinity Blood

FINISHED

Coco-Cacao - House, M.D.

Gambling Man - House, M.D.

Absolutely, Positively (The Last Time) - Harry Potter

Wet - Naruto

Hot - Naruto

UPCOMING

Wild - Naruto

Icha Icha Haunted House - Ouran High School Host Club

Kitty, Kitty - Bleach

Bingle Jells - House, M.D.

RETIRED

Old School - Harry Potter

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,030 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
First Contact by peppermint quartz reviews
I will not say the words you crave. I will not break the spell you cast over me. Aizen x Gin. Companion piece to 'Touched'. Aizen's pov. M. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 249,571 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/6/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Shades of Grey by SilverKytten reviews
Sequel to 'Falling Into Darkness'. Ichigo never asked to be either loved or fixed, he just asked to be distracted. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes and Language. Elements of canon divergence from late series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,415 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Blueberries and Strawberries by Heroes Can Save You reviews
A series of GimmIchi One Shots based on various themes, songs.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,854 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Matthew is Mine by Flagfish reviews
This is a very dirty story; twin brothers America and Canada have always been possessive of each other. Alfred x Matthew, Ivan x Francis x Matthew, Kiku x Matthew, Alfred x Arthur, Arthur x Alfred, Francis x Arthur. COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,143 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Your Side of the Pond by Conjure Lass reviews
Hopeless romantics live on both sides of the pond.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
Check and Balance by jacob reviews
All good things must come to an end, in this case the good thing is privacy. Hitsugaya knew that eventually his relationship with Ichigo would come out, but he never expected it to happen the way it did. [IchiHitsu SLASH]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.
How Not To Be Boring by fourleggedfish reviews
House is bored, and Wilson is tired of being labeled the boring half of the friendship...so he calls House on a dare. And then stuff ensues. House/Wilson, EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17! Now rendered AU; pretty much disregards everything starting with "Softer Side"
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 457,967 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Awesome Club by pocky-tan reviews
Gilbert decides to form a supernatural club. Chaos ensues. highschool!AU. Gilbert/Roderich. Alfred/Arthur. Antonio/Lovino. More pairings to come
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Prussia, Austria
Maids by Doom'Ed69 reviews
There Shall be French Maids. And so it was proclaimed, and so it was done. Unfortunately, Hungary got wind of it. PrussiaxAustria SpainxRomano GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Sound of Hetalia by XbehindtheseaX reviews
Hetalia plus Sound of Music equals chaos! Feliciano, the pasta and music loving aspiring nun, is sent off to care for the strict Captain Ludwig von Trapp's seven children - Elizaveta, Matthew, Feliks, Ivan, Eduard, Toris and Raivis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Gilbobear! by Evil Hamster God reviews
Meaningless. Hope you'll enjoy, includes everything sick that comes to my mind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Prussia
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Let Love Come to You by Ilphae reviews
After a heart-to-heart, Italy decides to take his relationship with Germany to the next level. Country names used in their respective languages Germany Deutschland,Italy Italia . Features assertive!Italy & secretly-wants-to-be-uke!Germany. W: Lemon,Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Simple Enough by lyart reviews
They're like a married couple. Except not married–Matthew stands by that, damn it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Easily Overlooked by Conjure Lass reviews
A collection of short Uraichi drabbles that fall into the timeline i've started with Sour Apple. Mostly fluff, but maybe a few might be a little angsty/sad/angry/whatever. Now rated M for your reading pleasure! Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K.
Sour Apple by Conjure Lass reviews
When Ichigo comes to the Urahara Shoten for a little solitude, he gets more than he bargained for. Now rated M for later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K.
Echo by Twilight Fang reviews
SLASH / YAOI Tres has a present to give Abel... with intentions that are anything but decent. Other members of AX suffer a mental overload when they find out what Tres is up to.
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Reckless by relic yuy reviews
Shuuhei & Renji are caught in a compromising situation by Kuchiki Byakuya. Used to be part of the Awkward series but due to the LEMON in part 3, it is now a separate story. ByaShuRen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Summer Vacation by zfirze reviews
What happens on the beach stays on the beach... or not? - AU, GrimmIchi, oneshot -
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Unreal by THE KYO reviews
Grimmjow and Ichigo's relationship is really simple. This was good, Ichigo didn't really want to complicate it any more than it was. Song fic, GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Territorial by Hedder reviews
Kiba becomes obsessed with a certain Chuunin. Crack goodness. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,627 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Iruka U., Kiba I.
Caught by Tryem Loir reviews
KomuiBak. 'So here's the thing,' Komui said. ‘I’m bored with being patient with you, you’re really hot when you’re angry and I don’t mind if you want to be on top because I’m really good at following directions if there’s, ah...proper motivation.’
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Komui Lee, Bak C. - Complete
The Magic Position by smokingace reviews
Allen has gone too far this time, Kanda is sure of it. Even in a dress.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disco Ain't Dead by KageKitsune XXX reviews
You can't really enjoy a party, when the one you love is dancing with some one else. NaruSasu Au. Warning: Yaoi content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So There's This Guy, Right by WootYaoi reviews
HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,161 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Iruka ni Hanataba o by vernajast reviews
Genma and Anko decide to set workaholic Iruka-sensei up on a series of blind dates. In the meantime, his friend Kakashi helps him keep up his courage in between with dinner and running commentary. IruKakaIru. SasuNaru. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,383 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Noodles by WiseHeart reviews
It's dark. They're drunk. And tangled on a bed like noodles. NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
St The Guy by egochan reviews
DEAD Don't mind this. Just another IchiIshi. If fanfic teaches anything, it's that the instant these crazy kids get along, they are doomed to fall in love. This fic is exactly that in more words. Ishi uses Ichi to dodge a suitor. Romance ensues. Eventually.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Training Kakashi by notavodkashot reviews
Over the time skip, Kakashi gained more than just the Mangekyo Sharingan. KakashiIruka with a side order of quirky humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,778 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Strange Relationship by lightpathetic reviews
Story 1: In chapter 30,Zero drinks Kaname's blood and halts his descent into madness, but it is not the end of the story. Zero still needs blood and Kaname is ... affected by his gift. How will they work it out? KanameXZero. No lemon. Sorry.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,207 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Icha Icha Onsen by ZipperRabbit reviews
Naruto and friends go to the hot springs, where hidden feelings begin to boil over! YaoiBoy's Love. SasuNaru and many other pairings. Because I'm a pairing fiend.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,386 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Secrets of the Night by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are forced to share tent by accident on a mission and things turn pretty intimate. How do Sasuke cope? And WHAT is Naruto doing! SasuxNaru, NejixGaara and hints of ShikaxTemari in later chaps. YAOI, SEVERE LIMENESS! Dont like, dont read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,719 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Wear You Down by boldly reviews
Kyouya was never one to be easily influenced by Tamaki's good looks. His narcissism only made tolerance that much more difficult. Why then, was he suddenly so attractive? Rated M for yaoi and language. You have been warned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Submission by Reaperface reviews
AizenGrimmjow oneshot drabble, written for a friend. Aizen is of the opinion that Grimmjow Jeagerjaques needs reminding of the meaning of 'submission'...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen - Complete
Beg Me For It by Rangiku.Charlize reviews
Renji wants Ichigo to take a break...and beg...[RenxIchi] Yaoi, PWP, one shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by Sauvignon reviews
[oneshot] slash. who says secrets don't make friends? [ichiishi]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
A Sardonic Liaison by Away From Sanity reviews
30 drabbles for the sarcastic relationship of Grimmjow x Ichigo. [yaoi, ranging from PG to NC17, PWP, TWT, AUish, cursing]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Frozen Strawberries by jacob reviews
Frozen strawberries are best served with a few ice crystals still remaining. If thawed completely they will become mushy. Clearly it was Kurosaki's fault, although he wouldn't be surprised if Matsumoto had planned the entire affair. [HitsuIchi SLASH]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Waiting by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Broken In” The hospital waiting room.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Wanna Bet? by Ureko reviews
A bet gone wrong and Kiba finds himself stuck in the middle. But strangely, he can’t seem to care. Warning: Leman, language & Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sai, Kiba I. - Complete
Undeniable by Vestibulocochlear reviews
Esther suffers insomnia on the trip away from her only home, but finds comfort in her foolish guardians. Manga. TresEstherAbel.
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Get a Room, part 3 by Lex reviews
HouseChase turbulence
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2007 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Give and Take by jacob reviews
Because Dash isn't entirely comfortable with having a boyfriend, and because while Sex pollen trancends fandom boundaries, the after effects aren't frequently explored [Slash]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
The Urge by Something Dysfunctional reviews
You can only do SO much to torture poor Sohma Kyo. His cousin, Yuki, will do the unimaginable in order to have the Cat in his grasp in all good humor, of course. COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Wherein Foreman and Chase Have Sex by ppieaui reviews
House finds Foreman and Chase in an awkward position. Just a short drabble type deal for a friend. Unbeta'ed ForemanChase, hints of ForemanChaseHouse and that is SLASH, and it is pretty graphic at that!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2006 - E. Foreman, R. Chase - Complete
Of All the Things to Turn You On by Sauvignon reviews
[oneshot] slash. gayness galore. Ichigo can't even go shopping anymore without getting aroused.[ichiishi]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Stake Out by kakashidiot reviews
Hugue is on a stake out with Tres and Abel. Hilarity ensues. Hugue learns a lesson of love. RandR!
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Algolagnia by Chaos-Rose reviews
Lucius Malfoy lost something. He wants it back - but what if that selfsame desire could destroy him? Darkfic. Angst. SLASH! This story is now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of the Sexes by rissapen reviews
Who needs good vs evil when you've got girls vs boys? TO THE LESBIAN WHO SENT ME A REVIEW: Check the update. I responded. =P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,506 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lingering Effects by rissapen reviews
What do you mean, they snogged in the Great Hall? In front of EVERYONE?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Beach reviews
On the run from his brother, Sasuke finds himself in a tiny, superstitious seaside village that seems to have more than its fair share of secrets--most of them concerning Naruto, a boy with a strange tattoo and a stranger connection to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Badge reviews
Poetically enough, Uzumaki Naruto is a detective hunting the wild urban wilderness of Konohagakure for a serial killer--and Uchiha Sasuke, P.I., is after the same man. Humor/Horror/Suspense/Romance. Full summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,566 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hot reviews
"You're still a little hot," the other man mused. "But I guess the ass-flavored purple crap I just had to find is working." Naruto's the one who's sick, but it's Sasuke who's burning up. Extremely dubious consent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wet reviews
A two-part prequel to "The Badge", which happens to work well as a plotless, sexy standalone. Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto, attending the Konohagakure police academy in their 'springtime of youth'... Is now a thorough 'M'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Absolutely, Positively The Last Time reviews
Graphic! Slash, Sirius/Lucius. Back when things were simple and Moldy ol’ Voldie wasn’t an issue, a Marauder and a Death-Eater-in-training promise themselves that this is absolutely, positively the very last time. Also a chapter in "Old School".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sirius B., Lucius M. - Complete
Old School reviews
DeathEaters-in-training v.Marauders, romance, dying History profs, vampiric ghosts and much more - 'Old School' Hogwarts. SORRY! The title story has since been discontinued, but as a lovely parting gift I have added a prequelesque chapter of pure PWP smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Lucius M., Sirius B. - Complete
The Senses Cinquet reviews
Premanga, Preanime. Tres begins his assent from a simple battle android to the ‘something more’ Esther meets later… one sense and series of unfortunate events at a time.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
Gambling Man reviews
Chase finds that it probably isn’t the best idea to challenge a gambling man on a winning streak… and that even when he isn’t, House is always, always right. Mrating, peeps.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
CocaCacao reviews
Chase’s appetite for junk food lands him in hot water with House, who wants his money’s worth.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/14/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete