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Joined 03-31-03, id: 363270, Profile Updated: 10-25-14
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.

sorry folks! i know i deserve a fictitious death just on account of this crazy delay! :(

i shall use this profile page to track my own updates so i won't fall off the story radar like i had.

updates (probable)

The Reel Thing:

Chapter 28 - end Oct/mid Nov

Chapter 29 - mid Dec

Chapter 30 - end Dec

Chapter 31 - end Jan

( more chapters in the works as i'm really taking my own sweet time with the story...)

glad to have you all still staying with me :)

cheers!

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From Dawn to Dusk by Pollux Unbound reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo has been living a carefree life all this time, until he meets a certain guy, a vampire, who goes by the name Ulquiorra. If things aren't bad enough, some Grimmjow, also a vampire, keeps hovering around him too. GrimmIchi UlquiIchi AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,436 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Perdition by Kiritsubo reviews
In a disastrous attempt to reject Hogyoku, Orihime is killed. Distraught by the loss, Ichigo decides to risk it all by undertaking a dangerous journey through heaven and hell to find a way to bring her back.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,493 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
When The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game by EL0NI reviews
There are two types of people in the world: hunters and prey. But what happens when those who are hunted decide to go after the hunters? The pursuit begins… and soon the role of hunter and hunted blurs. AU, Grimmjow/Neliel
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,354 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
The Shinigami Guide to Parenting by QueenofBookworms reviews
I'm the taicho of Fifth Division. Life hates me. Yama is officially nuts and wants me to marry Renji, and there's this five year old hyper girl who reckons I'm her mother, or father? Fun? No way in the deepest regions of hell. RenIchi. Chapter 26 up...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,476 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Heavenly Hell by xerxesdiva902 reviews
RenIchi. boyXboy smut. AU, sorta dubcon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Just a Number by hydrochloric reviews
AU. Assassin Ulquiorra's life is saved by Ichigo Kurosaki, so in return he offers to invest in Isshin's clinic. That should have been the end of it, but some things are just destiny...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,167 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Ulquiorra, Ichigo K. - Complete
Life before Death by Dameon-grey reviews
This is Ulquiorra's life, before Hueco Mundo, his life as Ichigo witnesses almost first hand. What questions will this raise and how much more complicated will the Espada become to them all? I'm going to rewrite a most of this story, but not the plot. Owo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,846 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ulquiorra, Ichigo K.
Mirror by rii no ame reviews
Only one person could soothe the conflict in Ichigo's soul: the Espada who claimed not to have one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Dearth Of Answers by GRINtelligencer reviews
Grimmjow on the dome of Las Noches. With a dustpan. A pink one. Also known as: how Grimmjow had an entire conversation with an pile of ashes. And he doesn't like the answers he's getting. A lot of swearing. Spoilers for rescuing Orihime arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Supernumerary by hopscotchkettle reviews
After Ichigo is imprisoned in Las Noches, he begins to form a rather unexpected bond with the Cuarta Espada... Ulqui/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra
Hunger by Metamorcy reviews
Requested by lotdues; It started with a simple question: “What’s a heart?” Ulquiorra/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Learning to Love by Tranquilized-Night reviews
Lust, it is not an emotion. It is a materialistic instinct that pulls you toward the source with a hunger to devour and satiate. At least, this is what Ulquiorra believes, but his lover disagrees. Ichigo/Ulquiorra -Yaoi-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Dance with the Devil by BrokenMuse reviews
Ulquiorra/Ichigo drabbles. He was everything he was not. Accepting requests!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Ulquiorra, Ichigo K.
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Heartfelt Answers by Blissful-Web reviews
What is a heart? If I rip open your chest, will I see it? If I crack open your skull, will I find it there?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amen by Megane-chan reviews
What if the SD gang got in trouble all at once? Unberibarburya! And what if their punishment is to become... (shounen-ai! ^_^)
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002
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The Reel Thing reviews
Ichigo, a very popular ex-teen actor who has only played one role to date. Ulquiorra, an established young actor notorious for his failure to get along with people. Watch as they are brought together to breathe life into a pair of tragic lovers. AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,748 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra
Raising Schiffer reviews
In an awry turn of events, a strike by Hollow Ichigo on Ulquiorra's head resulted in the latter being reverted into a...four year old? Manga divergence from The Lust chapters. -discontinued-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra