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My name is Alyssa and I am 18. I am a werewolf and I love to pull pranks, scare people, and make people laugh.


Here are a few things to make you laugh!

Being wanted for murder is such a drag.

Playing with pointy sticks is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?


Here are a couple quotes to describe me

I am... stubborn, and I admit it, so it's OK.
Mila Kunis

Parents...When we are talking to them, they will either ignore or listen. So dont blame the child if they are being stubborn sometimes.

unknown


Now go and read one of those little stories right under me. Don't forget to review! Flames are accepted!

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And All the Little Deaths Before by CompanyPolicy reviews
No, I didn't ask for this. I never wanted this sort of responsibility at nineteen years old. I have to deal with it, though. What I want doesn't matter. Hell, maybe it had to be me. That seems about right. I mean, I really wouldn't trust somebody else to do the job right. Somebody else would get it wrong. It had to be me. I'll do it right. Doctor/OC [On Hiatus]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 197,753 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 8/6/2012 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor
The Winged Soul by inukagome15 reviews
It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
With Starlight in Her Eyes by Wintermoth reviews
Sometimes at night she would lift her head and stare at the stars with such longing that they wanted nothing more than to give them to her. (Part 3 of the Starlight 'verse).
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,402 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fragile Is Trust by AngelShep reviews
Tony doesn't trust easily but he trusts the Avengers. But that single mission manages to shatter everything and now the team has to pick up the pieces, but there's a long way to go. Add SHIELD and a new enemy, and it only gets harder. Team-fic, Pepperony, some hurt!Tony, big Tony-whump in later chapters! Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,255 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Nights Together by 0-Memento-Mori-0 reviews
The Devil was never meant to fall in love. At least, he wishes that were the case.
Satan and Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,701 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Natalie M., Satan/Lucifer
Haunt by DJsaxby16 reviews
These people had lived among us for so many years, they had made lives for themselves. Now, after thirty years, the past resurfaces.
Crossover - Firefly & Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013
Green Eyes by Chrysantheme reviews
People forget Toothless is a Night Fury, the offspring of lightning and death itself. Astrid does not. – Toothless, Hiccup and what Astrid felt during her first flight with them. Canon, mostly. No Hiccstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Who Wants To Be A Companion! by stupid-nickel reviews
Welcome folks, to the brand new game show, Who Wants To Be A Companion! Filled with special guests and insanity, really, ANYTHING can happen! Warning: Crack!fic, randomness, and a bit of perverseness in the episodes! Come be a part of the audience to see what Doctor Who characters have to say! T for language and a tiny bit of suggestiveness ;
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,033 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Return and Remember by Sci-fi Christian reviews
Caroline regrets the way she treated Klaus, and now she is given a second chance to make things right. Set after the season three finale. Warning: SLIGHT torture/rape in this story. Story has been revisited, but the rating will stay the same.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 88,653 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
Goodbye Mystic Falls, Hello Forks by T1gerCat reviews
Damon gets so upset finding out that Katherine only kissed him to gain access to the Gilbert house that he leaves to forget. Bella is a mess when Edward leaves. What happens when Damon moves in and blows her mind and heart away?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Shadows: The Twilight Saga Continues, Book Two by BlondiezHere reviews
Life and death once again hang in the balance when a secret society makes itself known to the supernatural citizens of Forks. Picks up right where "Full Circle" left off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,324 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Embry, Carlisle
Weaknesses Are Best Shared by Helenaholland reviews
Clint has been keeping a secret from the avengers, he's deaf and only Natasha knows. When something happens during a battle how will the others react? And what will the impact of this be afterwards? Rating for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The Nights of Stormcage by KingdomHeartsNerd reviews
We all know River Song often escapes her cell, but just what do the guards go through when she returns?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
Churches in Warzones by Deception's Call reviews
Terminal illness: an incurable, fatal condition. Tony Stark is diagnosed with a terminal illness.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Puppy Love: For Children by SamiCausti
They already have five-year-old twins with wings – taking on a puppy should be easy, right? Domestic Clintasha, somewhat AU one-shot
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
john fucks up big time by eating pears is fun reviews
well, john fucks up...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
As To Thy Friends by Eavis reviews
Five Things Tony Stark Gave His Friends And One Thing They Gave Him. (contains kid!Loki, coulson lives! deaf!clint and tony getting hugs)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Nonage by Del Rion reviews
Loki's idea of an – unintentional yet effectively hilarious – practical joke is to turn Tony into a 5-year-old. The remaining Avengers soon realize they may not be able to handle the boy-genius. [see the rest in fic header]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,730 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Other People's Pets by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Rose decides to keep the Dalek instead of Adam. The Doctor is not amused. Absolutely cracktacular!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
How Do You Know Marilyn Monroe? by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
It turns out River found out that the Doctor accidentally got engaged to Marilyn Monroe... But really, how much can /she/ judge /him?/
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Safe and Sound by Katerina Riley reviews
Everything is supposed to be alright now. The world is full of magic again, Arthur doesn't hate Merlin, and there's a new little member to the Pendragon household. Why can't the world just be good from now on? Instead, Merlin gets kidnapped. Things don't end well. Warning for rape and torture. It's only frienship, not Merthur and it's obviously an AU
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Twisted Heartstrings by outfaircandle reviews
Arthur always knew Merlin had the emotional stability of a girl's petticoat. Their most recent incident proves it. Magic reveal. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by skyfallat221b reviews
There are two things people don't know about Clint. That's he's almost 100% deaf, and that he plays the piano. (Deaf!Clint)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
I'm Just Tired by MaidenofIron157 reviews
Yes, Tony knew he had an insomnia problem. Yes, he knew he worked too much. No, he didn't think he needed a giant superhero puppy pile. Seems the team wasn't taking excuses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It's About Time by Wordplay42 reviews
Morgause and Morgana use magic to send Arthur into the future: specifically, London 2012. Unfortuantly, their plans are muddled when Merlin is also whisked away. Can our heroic duo, with the help of a rather flustered 23-year-old girl, survive the future and get back to the past before they mess up time completely? Or will Morgause get to Arthur first? No slash. No romance.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,890 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Gentleman's Guide by remuslupin31060 reviews
River walks into the TARDIS library one day, where the Doctor has been for hours, and finds him absorbed by a special book-a book he won't tell her about. When he hides the book and offers to make dinner, doing it right, she knows something is up. She has to see what he's reading.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Silver Ashes by Alexa S. Blaze reviews
Back on the helicarrier, the weapons weren't the only thing Nick Fury was hiding. There was also a girl - a teenager. Not a normal one, though. Samantha was forced to become part of the Avengers, but her impact on the team was so much greater than anyone could have imagined. She ended up changing the heroes' lives - whether they wanted it or not. STEVExOC and TONYxOC friendship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,460 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Endlessly by Lady Ten reviews
"Rose..." When the Doctor's voice begins calling to Rose again she immediately runs to Bad Wolf Bay to meet him, to escape to her reality, to her Doctor after fighting every single day to escape the dimension she is now trapped in. However, things are not what they seem. Takes place around The Sound of Drums and The Last of the Time Lords. The Master has been busy... Rose/Ten
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,143 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Life Was Beautiful by YokaiPup reviews
Steve's got a secret that none of the other Avengers know about until it's far too late to take back. Wing!fic since there are so very few. CONTAINS SLASH. Stark Spangled Banner (and some Superfamily too) because there's not enough of that either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Refuge in the Wolf by krazykatladi reviews
Klaus is left alone, trapped, in the Gilbert house, only a few feet away from the smoldering remains of his little brother.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Klaus, Kol M. - Complete
Of Fudge and Nuts by InsaneMelon reviews
When Bruce hulks out in the Tower, he thinks his life with the Avengers is over. Good thing Tony is there to defuse the bomb and his methods not only get Bruce but the whole team to start thinking about the Big Guy in a different light... TeamFriendship, ScienceBros
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Time Experiment by Heart of Diamond reviews
Rose wakes up strapped to a table with no knowledge of how she got there. Someone is forcing the vortex back into her mind, but why? A whole universe away, a certain Professor whispers 'Bad Wolf' into The Doctor's ear. It seems only the TARDIS can save them now. REUNION FIC! 10/Rose AU Silence in the Library, Turn Left, Stolen Earth, Journey's End
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,288 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Donna N., Jack H. - Complete
Pranks by Dreamerdragon reviews
Tony pranks Clint. Clint attempts revenge. Natasha gets caught up in it, and is NOT happy. Is a one-shot for right now. May change it later. Dunno yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
July Flame by dockfangirl reviews
What happens when Klaus has been gone from Mystic Falls for a year and returns to find Caroline all alone in the rain?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Four steps to losing your mind by lila.may reviews
This will be the first and last time Damon Salvatore ever gets involved with teenage drama.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Kings and Wolves by Isilien Elenihin reviews
SHIELD isn't the only organization in America capable of dealing with a genius alien in possesion of a god complex. There's UNIT as well, and they've got a secret weapon.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 238 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Rose T., Loki
Revenge and Love by Sci-fi Christian reviews
Kol seeks revenge on a certain witch for the death of his brother, but finds something unexpected. Prequal to Return and Remember.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,748 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - [Kol M., Bonnie B.] - Complete
Golden Prince by Kiva Taliana reviews
AU story. Arthur Pendragon knew nothing but the life of a slave, passed around the kings and nobles of the land at their whims, until he is claimed by a Dragonlord, Merlin, and something simple slowly gets increasingly complicated.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,419 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Pepper's To-Do List by abetha0808 reviews
Ever wonder how Pepper Potts manages all the Avengers? Here, JARVIS offers a sneak peek at her daily to-do list.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cadence of the Heart by YokaiPup reviews
Avengers AU. What if the Avengers have daemons? I know there are a lot of these but I decided to add to the pile. It's probably laced with far too many cliches as well as parts that belong to my intellectual properties. Contains SLASH. Stark Spangled Banner, Clintasha ( Coulson) and Thorki. Marvel characters have cameo appearences. Flamers will be spitted, roasted and laughed at.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
River's Memos by obsessedsoul reviews
A request from 'fandommember' on Tumblr...River's memos to the Stormcage guards.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
Sundance by weddersins reviews
The One-Shot-That-Wasn't. The Doctor pushes the reset button, hard. Willfully, gleefully AU. This started off as a one-shot, but I'm not sure these guys are done yet. Doctor/Rose, with a nice mix of both 9&10 :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,026 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - [Rose T., 9th Doctor] [10th Doctor, Bad Wolf] - Complete
A Day in the Life of Pepper Potts by anubislover reviews
Just a silly schedule written depicting a typical day in Pepper's life since the Avengers moved into the tower. That poor woman... Pepperony, mild Clintasha, Thor/Jane, and maybe one-sided Steve/Pepper if you really squint, but can also be seen as good friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Baby of Mine by obsessedsoul reviews
Just another fluffy, mushy one shot about River and The Doctor's baby Freya.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Drown by SilverHeart09 reviews
It was meant as a harmless joke, but obviously Clint didn't get the memo. Good thing Pepper's on hand to save the day. One-shot, Pepperony, Tony!Whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Paroxysmic by reddwarfaddict reviews
{Destiny 2} After a happy Christmas in the company of Torchwood, the Doctor's two-year-old daughter suddenly falls ill and is taken to a UNIT hospital. But very soon unexplained deaths of children in the hospital begin to occur and cannot be explained... [Major Whump: Ten, Rose / Minor: Jack]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,357 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., Martha J. - Complete
Endings by obsessedsoul reviews
Inspired by a line from 'The Angels Take Manhattan;" a poem about River's ending.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/6/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
He Knew All Along by obsessedsoul reviews
A poem from River's perspective as she wires herself into the Library computer
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/6/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 10th Doctor - Complete
The Time Traveler's Wife by obsessedsoul reviews
A poem about the tragedy of the Doctor and River's relationship
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Bird's Nest by Cael Hunter reviews
When Tony notices odd sounds coming from the air ducts, he's moved to investigate. Rated T for language only.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pillow by PragmaticKatharsis reviews
Clint is a cuddly drunk.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Avengers Body Swap by Lumoa reviews
After one of Loki's spells, the Avengers deal with the aftermath of switching bodies. Small little drabble fic I wrote after seeing a funny gif set on Tumblr!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
How Do You Shoot a Gun With Hooves? by Mr. Chaos reviews
A freak storm causes Castle and Beckett to awaken in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Universe, which forces them to learn how to deal with a world full of pastel ponies. Formerly a one-shot, now a story arc with potential for a series.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,728 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Kate B.
Snippets of Life by Fantom Of The Fiction reviews
You know, Nat has naturally red hair. She likes to lay in bed on rainy mornings. She has this spot on the back of her neck she likes me to rub. You know, Clint's hands may look hard and tired, but I have only ever known them as soft and warm. And he seems to like to fall asleep on his stomach. And he has this ridiculous habit of stopping for coffee everywhere we go. Major fluff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Simple by rainingWolf reviews
Just one touch transforms the normally hard edged woman into someone... softer. It's the little things that count. Tony Stark analyzes Clint and Natasha's relationship with his own relationship with Pepper.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
A Letter To My Hero by ramsaybaggins reviews
Thor receives a letter from a little girl asking him to save her from an abusive father, rated M for non-sexual child abuse
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Rasputin by saltlines reviews
Tony inflicts his encyclopedic knowledge of eighties pop music and his astute nicknaming skills on Clint in an attempt to win a bet with Natasha. Brovengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It Was A Joke by Hellsleprechaun reviews
Kol decides to play a joke on Klaus, it backfires resulting in Klaus tring to talk to him about sex, Rebekah trying to find him a boyfriend and none of his over-bearing family believing him when he tries to tell the truth.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Kol M., Klaus - Complete
In Which The Doctor Becomes Obsessed With Nyan Cat by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
Title says it all! This story is a little oneshot, and it also contains the Master with his wonderful sarcasm to entertain you all!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Eternal Hope, When Jasper Met Alice by BeautifulMessenger reviews
"You've kept me waiting a long time," she said. Her voice was soft, enticing, playful even. I was astounded. I had no frame of reference for this behavior or for the emotions she was drowning me in. Canon, Jasper & Alice, One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Why Can't Things Be Like They Are In The Books? by Cyanide 6 reviews
"I'm finished! I'm through with making excuses! Through with pretending things aren't horrible. That you're not horrible." Aelita's done with things not improving, and only going downhill. Please read and review!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Aelita S. - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Anderson's by XxViolentEndsxX reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Emmett submitts the family to Wife Swap. How will the new mom react to being in a house full of vampires will she survive. Or will they slowly bring her to the breaking point. How will the cullens be without Esme. No Jacob imprint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
The Debt by reddwarfaddict reviews
{Destiny 3} When his wife and daughter are put into mortal danger, the only one the Doctor can turn to is his most sworn enemy - calling in a debt from almost 1000 years ago. [Major Whump: Ten, Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,469 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., The Master - Complete
A Christmas Story About Christmas And A Wii by reddwarfaddict reviews
It's Christmas on the TARDIS, and the Doctor has an unexpected Christmas gift... [Crack]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Daleks - Complete
You Never Forget Your First Doctor by Raine44354 reviews
It was supposed to be just a family trip to London. I never expected for me to see that big blue box. Nor did I expect that the Doctor was real. All I know is that I have to save them, even if I kill myself doing so. 9th Doctor x OC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,250 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Game by Janec Shannon reviews
Their friendship had always been like a game. And then Merlin's magic was revealed and everyone waited. Because they didn't know if it broke the rules of the game, but it certainly broke the laws of the game board on which they play.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Things Will Change by FlashFreeze reviews
Collection of SongOneshots. A sorry author, empty promise, and a sincere apology.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,041 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Iris by hermes41319 reviews
River is stuck in her cell at Stormcage thinking about the Doctor as usual. Song fiction - Iris by Goo Goo Dolls
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Love is Colder Than Death by nattycullen reviews
Renesmee Cullen went to Volterra for a thrill, to be unprotected and hated. She wanted to get away from her past. Too bad she got hit with love towards a certain sadistic guard memberand a war instead... Alec/Renesmee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,253 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
In Which Gratuitous Sex Ensues by SemiPrecious17 reviews
John enjoys taking condescending, calculating, arrogant Sherlock and making him human with just his hands and mouth. Warnings: rimming, bondage, slash, PWP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Midnight Dawn by MoonlightRurouni reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would it be like to be part of two worlds? the challenges, the success... the heart ache? my name is Renesme Carlie Cullen. And this is my story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Survivors of Gallifrey by Lumendea reviews
The sequel to Turn Your Back, Look Away and Blink. The Doctor, Rose and Timothy continue their travels, but something is looming over the horizon. An old enemy will rise and threaten the life the Doctor and Rose have built. Uptopia and End of Time rewrite
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,168 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Drabbles by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
A collection of Twilight drabbles. Each 100 words exactly. Most will center around Jasper and Alice's relationship and characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 11,940 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Shape Shifters by LaNaturalBreezeOf-Books reviews
My name is Isabella Marie Swan and I am a Shape Shifter. What if the Wolves of LaPush had cousins? We all know the legends of the Wolf Shifters. But, what about the Pure breeds? And what does the Volturi have to do with this? Edward's not a Vampire.. B/E Complete! Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Run Away by IvyRoots reviews
Renesmee knows she shouldn't be intrigued by Alec, but when she see's a side of him that no one else does, she happily runs away from her over bearing family to Volterra. The rest of the Cullen's aren't happy about the way her life has gone, but can they really get her back without her changing, and should they?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,915 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Alec - Complete
Timeless Seconds Poem by Raine44354 reviews
A poem I wrote in my poetry class that no one seamed to get, and everyone thought it was about the movie AVATAR. So I thought i'd put it here for those who do understand what I'm talking about.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Dear Alec by JasperCanBiteMeAnyday reviews
I'm in love with Alec,my aunt is keeping secrets of the future from me,my wolf best friend is confessing his love to me,my mom is set on ruining my life,&I'm dying a slow,unexplainable death.Why is there always so much drama involved in the title Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,855 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Answering Howl by vodooman reviews
Leah was surrounded and thought the situation hopeless... Crossover scene on how I would have made Leah and Oz meet...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Oz, Leah - Complete
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serenity by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
There have been many stories about Alice and Jasper's journey to the Cullens from 1948 to 1950, but not one quite like this one. This is Jasper's dark journey about learning to trust and love and that war is not how vampires have to live life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,321 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Scent by laney1974 reviews
This scent is more natural than unnatural... and it's female.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Oz, Leah - Complete
Vendetta by Eosophobia-3 reviews
It's been six years since the Volturi accepted the fact that Renesmee was of little threat, however, when some 'Children of the Moon' arrive, what will happen when they pledge a vendetta to destroy her? It's not only vampires that can have gifts...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
A Deadly Faith & A Disastrous Destiny by JasperCanBiteMeAnyday reviews
Just after being crowned queen, Destiny is introduced to the idea of immortal children. Destiny has always wanted a child & can't resist temptation. And so she ends up with a beautiful killer named Faith. But even the most adorable predators can become prey...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,431 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Alec - Complete
Leah's Changes by Corinne Tate reviews
Twitastic Award Nominated! Sam's wedding has freed her to find a love all her own. She's free to learn what it is to be a shape shifter and find her own place, both in and out of her pack. All shifters are not LaPush wolves! New & old characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,126 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Leah - Complete
Mabel: The story of a Immortal Child by DayDreamer1236 reviews
Living on the streets isn't the best life for a child and this child is 2,937 years old! She has red eyes, blonde hair, and pale white skin. Have you figured out what she is now? Yes, that's right. She is a immortal child, most likely one of the first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Sometimes You Just Can't Win by TheMortician'sDaughter reviews
"I'd never realized how dependent upon Esme I was until a few years after her death. I was completely dependent upon her – that dumb old saying, 'I can't live without you' really does have some meaning to it."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,720 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Pendragon Island III by inukshuk reviews
The day after the day after … this is getting complicated. Explicit Arthur/Leon slash and implied Merlin. Rated M, NC17. You have been duly warned.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Arthur, Leon - Complete
The Master and The Wolf by Gatsby reviews
Three years after Doomsday, Rose has adjusted to her new universe somewhat as the Defender of the Earth. But her whole life is turned upside down when Torchwood finds an abandoned Tardis in the Thundra. And just who is this Harry Saxon trying to woo her?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,211 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Rose T., The Master - Complete
Inspiration Point by StrangeVisitor reviews
Rick convinces Kate to come on his book signing tour. When in Cardiff, an old friend of Castle's shows up.
Crossover - Torchwood & Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jack H., Rick C. - Complete
How the world changed: GETTING REDONE! by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
My name is Isolde Volturi.My parents are Alec and Isabella Volturi. This is the story of how the vampire world changed and how the Angelo Della Morte rose again for battle. Sequel of Bringing the Past Back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Alec
The Skeleton in the Closet by DFM reviews
It's family moments like these I will never forget." "With a good therapist, hopefully I will!"
Castle - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Alexis C., Rick C. - Complete
Moment In The Blaze by The Only Pancake reviews
Leo and Alec are cast aside, they turn their backs on the Cullen's forever. But two certain people aren't Cullen's, they're Whitlocks. Can the four of them be happy after so much trouble has been caused within the family because of the boys?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Alec - Complete
Black Fire by The Only Pancake reviews
Sequel to Purple Smoke. Leo has decided to leave his family, seeing it as the only way to protect them. He will make both friends and enemies while adjusting to his new life, and as his power increases things become dangerous for him. Can he surivive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alec - Complete
Purple Smoke by The Only Pancake reviews
Leo is an immortal child, created on order of Aro so that his highly dangerous power could become a war tool. He falls into the care of the Cullen family. What troubles could befall them now that they have broken the most important vampire law? Slight AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
As Time Goes By by waterdragon719 reviews
Well...we all want to know what happened after the season final... read inside! Rated K for mild swearing. Please R&R! FINISHED!
Surface - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,174 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Jasper's Proposal reviews
This is a plot bunny that popped into my head when I was bored. This is how I think Jasper's proposal to Alice went.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Jasper, Alice - Complete