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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and To Kill a Mockingbird.
Ok so fanfiction.net won't always let my avatar show up for some reason and won't reply to my emails about that. so here's what I look like: I've got two eyes, a nose, a mouth, two ears, cheeks, a forehead, and eyebrows. My hair is that color and you know that length.Getting a good idea of how I look? Good!
Birth day: Jan 32...1829
Real name: what you don't thing Ruleofthumb is my real name?!
Ambition: to think of a good ambition!
fave book: the lightning thief
Stupidest moment: I once wore a sombrero to school for picture day (long story. don't ask) then I forgot I was wearing it. when everyone stared at me in the hall, I asked my friend if there was something on my face. Another time i was wearing green face paint, forgot I was wearing it, then went out in public. Are you noticing a pattern here?
Fave fanfiction story: the quest for the Golden fleece by PJOBookworm and carameltootsieroll
Fave fanfic Author: daughterofAres97
Fave body part: eyebrows. I am certain that their purpose is to keep your face warm
fave food: Artichokes, spinach, and avocados. i'm vegetarian and darn proud of it!
Here is my blogish thing:
11/11/12- well, I just got home from play rehersal and now I have to Wait for it, Wait for it... WRITE TWO ESSAYS! Don't you just love weekend Homework? Im almost finished with the first chapter of my new story. It's a retelling of To Kill a Mockingbird told from Jem's POV. I would love any title suggestions! I've gotten 1good one so far: "A Boy's Eye View." I may upload later today.
This is a bunny. His name is Bob. Copy Bob onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Funny Quotes And Random Things:
-I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-Silence is golden but duck tape is silver
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.
-Who is this "life" person and where does he get all these lemons?
-I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
-I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
-My glass isn't half empty. It isn't half full. It's just a glass with water in it.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
-There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
-Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.
-Burning someone at the stake is considered rude in some parts of America.
-If life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
-The rules only apply if you get caught.
-I have ranted to an empty room, and then ended with a "Thanks for listening," because if no one heard, it's okay, but if somebody did, then I have officially freaked out some secret agent corporation.
-Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
-Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.
-The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
-Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
- People are like Slinky's . . . They're fun to watch fall down stairs.
-Slinky escalator = endless fun
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . now where the heck am I?
Education is important, school, however, is another matter.
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor"- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, friends, for I may not return alive. Ha, this so applies to me. It took me six months to clean my room last and I had to wear a mask over my nose and mouth because I inhaled so much dust at first that I had an allergy attack.
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oops, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!"
22 Things to do in an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Note: this comes from an actual phone number. I know because I once misdialed and called it:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, Gramps!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
11. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
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