Author has written 11 stories for Legend of Korra, Ranger's Apprentice, Kane Chronicles, Avatar: Last Airbender, Maximum Ride, Merlin, and Artemis Fowl.
Greetings, fellow human beans!
Age: You don't care
Birthday: Somewhere between January 1st and December 31st, I swear on my life. Maybe not on my life...on my chocolate bar!
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw. Griffins are overused, let's hear it for the birds!
Demigod Parent: Athena. I'd never have to study for a test again!
Hunger Games District: District Four.
Vampire or Werewolf: Werewolf. Remus Lupin is my hero. Sort of.
Soul or Human: Human. If you were a soul, you can't eat chocolate.
In the New Order, you are wanted for: The reading of banned books, the writing of books in the banned category, and the practicing of the art of magic!
Host of the Egyptian god: Bast, also called Bastet.
Can bend: Water. Healing is fun. It makes people happy.
NOTES ON ONGOING FICS:
So, one of my reviewers for Kyoshi Hold 'Em wanted to know who everybody was, and after looking the chapter over, I noticed that yes, it was very confusing. (Understatement of the century.) I hope this helps!
A SHORT LIST OF WHO’S WHO:
Lin: Daughter of Toph Bei Fong, metalbender, currently 16, in her final year at the Bei Fong Metalbending Academy, usually serious, but is a great one to plan pranks once you convince her it’s a good idea
Tenzin: Youngest son of Avatar Aang and Katara, airbender, currently 16, against any and all things that have to do with alcohol except the Air Acolyte initiation ceremony, maybe probably not (which means yes) has a crush on Lin
Bumi: Oldest son of Avatar Aang and Katara, non-bender, currently 17, has large amounts of female paparazzi, has a different girlfriend every week (he can’t help it), unbelievably unorganized, gets drunk very often but with difficulty
Kya: Only daughter of Avatar Aang and Katara, waterbender, currently 18 and two days, hates Lin with a vengeance
Akai: Only daughter of Sokka and Suki, non-bender, currently 16 ,
Tollik: Only son of Sokka and Suki, Akai’s older brother, non-bender, currently 17, thinks girls are useless unless they’re related to him or his parent’s friends’ daughters,
Kiza: Only daughter of Fire Lord Zuko and Fire Lady Mai, non-bender, currently 16 ,deadly accurate with her stilettos, has temper sharper than the knives she carries, like playing pranks on people with her best friend Akai
Katon: Older son of Fire Lord Zuko and Fire Lady Mai, Prince Heir to the throne, fire-bender, currently 20 ,
Kegan: Younger son of Fire Lord Zuko and Fire Lady Mai, fire-bending prodigy, 15 overly modest, looks up to Bumi and Tenzin, like playing practical jokes with the help of Nono- usually used to thwart his older sister and her friends
Nono: Momo’s great-grandson, likes sitting on Tenzin’s head, only eats foods that end with –a or -u.
Just in case anybody needs it, here is the Glossary of Terms for I, Pabu: It will be updated as more terms appear and is organized in order of appearance.
Short-muzzle-face: face, that of a human
Bathtub with stick on the end: pot
Sky-tall-square-people-nest: apartment, skyscraper
Skin-coverings-that-go-over-clothes: Pro-bending uniforms
Sunside: the east, left side
Not-cold-hard-water squares: windows
Toza-loud-mouth-loud-water: Toza, the manager of the Fire Ferrets
Moon-cycles: one full cycle of the moon, approximately a month
Long-stick-cloth-legs: human legs, in pants
Metal-squares-with-wheels-path: road, highway
White-arch-over-river: the bridge in Central City Park
Moonside: west, left
White-tree-flat-with-squiggles: a piece of paper, with writing
"If my doctor told me I only had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." -Isaac Asimov
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
[Arthur knocks on door]
[Arthur punches Merlin in the arm]
"It's hard to kill a man if he has a beard." -Bradley James
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure…"
"Magic lives in curves, not angles." -Mason Cooley
"I often feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."
"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
"Anyone who says anything is possible has never tried to slam a revolving door."
"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."
"I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later." –Mitch Hedburg
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. You spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up."
"There's always a little truth behind every 'just kidding', a little knowledge behind every 'I don't know', a little emotion behind every 'I don't care', and a little pain behind every 'it's okay'."
"Time is money, and money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace."
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