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Joined 01-16-12, id: 3635120, Profile Updated: 08-22-13
Author has written 4 stories for Batman, Death Note, and Phantom of the Opera.

Hello! Bonjour! Hola! *waves enthusiastically until hand begins to hurt*

How are you doing today??? So I'm not sure if I can still be considered new to this site hehehe! *scratches back of head* Regardless, I really hope you enjoy my stories and feel free to PM me whenever! I'm always happy to have a new friend! I promise I won't bite...unless you want me to ;)

Hope you have a blessed and wonderful day!

Oh, and a shout out to one of my bestest, freakiest friend in the whole wide world, WeirdWolf! Love you, Gal! :)

Also want to include an awesome friend that I met through this wonderful website, DreamorNightmare! She's amazing!!!! Not only is she a great writer, she's also a fantastic friend!

These peeps have MAD writing skills so you should really go check out their stuff, review and favorite! Seriously, go! What are you still doing here! GO STALK THEIR PAGE!!!!!!!!!! They rock! ;D


Some awesome quotes that I love!

Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though they have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it. Because in truth, I am that monster.”- L (Death Note)

"If you cannot please everyone with your deeds and your art, please a few. To please many is bad." - Gustav Klimt

"I can be on guard against my enemies,but God deliver me from my friends!" -Charolotte Bronte

26 Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” (Mathew 19:26)

“That's what fiction is for. It's for getting at the truth when the truth isn't sufficient for the truth.” - Tim O'Brien

"Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain" -Edward de Bono

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Hannibal Lecter from The Silence of the Lambs


Some pairings that I absolutely love!

The Joker and Harley Quinn (Batman)

L and Misa (Death Note)

Garrus Vakarian and FemShep (Mass Effect)

Naraku and Kagome (Inuyasha)

Vegeta and Bulma (Dragon Ball Z)

Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett (Sweeney Todd)

Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling (The Hannibal Series)

Codex and Fawkes (The Guild)

Finn and Flame Princess (Adventure Time)

Esmeralda and Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Sheldon and Penny (The Big Bang Theory)

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Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Insecure by stl85 reviews
After coming home from date night, Penny is feeling very insecure about herself. Sheldon tries his hardest to make it right. Established Shenny. No one is being bashed. A big fluffy story to wrap yourself up in.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Tv Time by stl85 reviews
Conversations between Penny and Sheldon while they force the other person to watch the program of their choice. Established Shenny and pure fluff. No angst at all. No Leonard bashing, just Shenny love! M rating for Chapters 4 and 9.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Home Alone by muaaimoi reviews
A little after the beginning of the beta test relationship, Leonard get's offered a position in England and it comes to an end. So Penny's left in Pasadena with only Sheldon as her geeky neighbor. Shenny, wish fulfillment fic for season five. Give it a try!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Now That We're Alone by Tribeca reviews
Penny and Sheldon are finally alone. Hmmm... *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Definition of Insanity by WeirdWolf reviews
They say the definition of insanity is doing the same things over and over again and expecting a different result.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
She's Kind of Crazy That Way by Tribeca reviews
Sometimes love can make you lose your mind. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
All She Wants To Do Is Dance by spikespetslayer reviews
Seduction in mind, Penny learns an ancient art. Rated M for sexual situations and themes. Leaving as a WIP just in case I get inspired.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
Requiem in Blue by mibi chan reviews
On a distant planet, Bulma is lover and scientific muse to the Legendary Saiya-jin Warrior Brolli; but is her loyalty genuine? Bulma plays the double agent well, until she garners attention from the illustrious Prince Vejiita and ignites a powerful jealousy. Will a quest for revenge trump all things, even Bulma's human soul? And who will prevail in this twisted game of hearts?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,331 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Forward by Sookie Starchild reviews
A one-shot about Dr. Shaw and David immediately after the events of the film.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2013 - E. Shaw, David - Complete
BURN by Tribeca reviews
They had given in to the pretense of their verbal sparring and now found themselves in his bed. Fluff warning. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
FENNY AND RHELDON ARE CANON by Tribeca reviews
Every Thursday night at eight o'clock Penny and Sheldon get together to watch "The Large Evolution Hypothesis" staring the characters of Fenny and Rheldon. The similarities and parallels are stunning. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
JUST SAY TEXAS by Tribeca reviews
Deleted scene from 6.16. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
BECAUSE A WRITER NEVER TRULY SAYS GOODBYE by Tribeca reviews
From a sad Shenny lover to my comrades who feel the same pain as I. To what might have been…to what could still be…to anyone who ever had the dream. Sheldon and Penny…sigh…Sheldon and Penny. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Un-Controlled Variables by Laury the Latrator reviews
"I have neither the time nor the strength to start another relationship. It's far easier to invest my intellect in fixing the cloning process than in understanding romance." / Sheldon and Amy break up, and Sheldon finds himself forging an unusual relationship with his neighbor. / Shenny one-shot, part prose and part dialogue-only.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Favorable Outcome by Risknight reviews
A bet places Sheldon and the guys in a dance club, on the prowl. A/U where the guys meet Penny under completely different circumstances.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Friend In Need by DeLyse reviews
ALTERNATE EPISODE to 6.10 - Fish Guts Displacement. Penny gets sick. Sheldon takes it upon himself to take care of her in her time of need - hasn't she done the same for him twice in the past? Yes, there will be VapoRub and a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature, plus more!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Break The Lock If It Don't Fit by Maple Fay reviews
Post-2x03. Sherlock cannot stay calm and still for the life of him. Irene is not amused. Kind of PWP, but not really. Just channeling OTP feels. Title from Florence and the Machine's "Kiss With A Fist".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Irene A., Sherlock H. - Complete
WORDS by Tribeca reviews
Sheldon and Penny exchange words. "Deleted" scene from 6.06. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
TEXT ME by Tribeca reviews
Sheldon and Penny have a conversation via text. Fluffy little one shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
XL Twin Bed by StarvingWriterMaeve reviews
College is a time of self-discovery, broadening world views and stressing over major decisions. It's also about getting "sexiled" by your obnoxious roommate and having only one place to go.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
His Eyes by AMiserableLove reviews
"Penny, Penny, Penny," He says quietly, his voice sounds low in her ears. "I have eyes don't I?"
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Colors of the Week by Zenkindoflove reviews
One-shot/Ficlet collection: Sheldon notices that Penny has a routine of her own.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Shepard, Queen of the Reapers by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Life Signs by tarysande reviews
When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,523 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Yellow Brick Road by labyrinths reviews
Journey's end in lover's a meeting. Elizabeth Shaw and David head to find the Engineer's world.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - David, E. Shaw - Complete
Kisses by Wonderstorm reviews
Set during the Buu Saga, about six months after Kid Buu's defeat. Goku promised Supreme Kai a kiss from an Earth woman, but he left his promise unfulfilled. Now, Supreme Kai has come to Capsule Corporation to get his kiss, if he can make it past Bulma's temper and Vegeta's fury. Vegeta is in for the mental torture of his life. Can his pride possibly survive the humiliation?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
The Earth Moved 1,117 Miles In Our Kitchen by Rashaka reviews
Like Wonder Woman, Superman, She-Ra and all those characters her geeky friends cherished, Penny knew in one single, glorious moment what she had to do. Season 2, S/P . Part 1 of the Collision series.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Tastes Like Rain by CrashCourse777 reviews
Everyone has secrets, even Misa Amane. Of course, L would be the one to discover them. Naturally.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Misa A., L
The Right Man by Flyteh reviews
Penny dropped Sheldon's hand as if it were one of Howard's g-strings... Penny/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Phallus Inquisition by Lizwontcry reviews
It's been a hot summer, and Penny makes it hotter when she decides to solve the mystery of Sheldon's pants. Smutty fluff.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dossier: Shepard by Chi Kyoku reviews
Notoriously poor driver, whether of military grade tanks or civilian vehicles. Cannot cook cuisine more advanced than microwave nutri-gel. Known allergy to dogs and varren, correctible with medication. Highly susceptible to sunburn. Approach with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Alright by Laury the Latrator reviews
"Love-sick is a kind of sick." / In which Penny feels the sting of rejection and Sheldon tries to keep things the way they are. / A Sheldon/Penny super long one-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Dancing Without Music by OrbEater reviews
Misa is bored. Light isn't going to fix it. Maybe L can.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Misa A., L - Complete
The Lighthouse Keeper and the Mermaid by TriplePirouette reviews
A/U "He looked out over the horizon. The shinning rays of the sun bounced off the water, making him squint, but he'd seen it. Her beautiful blonde head, trailed by a great iridescent tail as she swam off."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Known and Unknown Universe by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Christmas Eve, an actress far from home receives a ghostly visitor in her hotel bedroom. Christmas Eve, a genius scientist is making final adjustments to his time machine. They meet. AU Sheldon/Penny/Career
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Assets Ogling by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Otherwise known as 5 Times Sheldon Checked Out Penny Before She Finally Did Something About It. Consider this a just for fun pick-me-up.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Partnership by SpaceAnJL reviews
In memory of Anne McCaffrey. AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Push by FreyaCat reviews
Labor is never fun, especially when birthing a demi-Saiyan. Will Vegeta make a good birthing coach? Rated for language and graphic content.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
A Turian Called Horse by Boreal Peat reviews
Shepard's memory might be enough to fall in love with. When all Garrus has are memories, daydreams, and the occasional cheesy movie, he finds he'd rather make due with that than pretend this isn't the galaxy she died to protect.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,220 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Serpent by The Unholy Trio reviews
Not everything concludes with the end of the world. Spurred by instinct, forced by guilt and driven by ambition, life continues for the rueful few who survived the apocalypse. AU, JillxWesker, JillxChris, mature content.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,403 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
Talk Nerdy to Me by Dance Elle Dance reviews
While on a date with some random meat-head, Penny realizes just how much she misses the incessant geek-talk of Sheldon Cooper. Sure, she hardly understands what he's saying most of the time, but she can still miss it. SheldonPenny, oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2011 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] - Complete
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
There Is Something Going On by AliceAtHeart reviews
Sheldon and Penny have something going on… See how the others find out, and how they both feel. Fluff and Humor. Oneshot R&R
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Shinigami's Choice by Markus Ramikin reviews
What might happen if Rem dropped the Idiot Ball and explored her options a little more. And by "a little more" I mean "at all". Some LxMisa. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [L, Misa A.] Rem - Complete
Samson and Delilah by an-ocean-in-the-sky reviews
He was Samson, giving in to temptation. Written for the livejournal smut-a-thon. House/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
The Tomato Soup Revelation by renisanz reviews
He sighed and listed the symptoms he had noted over the last few days: slight weight gain, nausea, bouts of irritability that did not coincide with his documentation of her moods in relation to the point she was in her menstrual cycle.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sobriquet by Emma-Bishop reviews
"Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive."-Thomas C. Haliburton. The Guild, spoilers season 1-3, Codex/Fawkes
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
The First Experience by axmidnightxsun reviews
Their first night of marriage and Sheldon's feeling a little nervous. Good thing he's married to Penny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
No Catch Up Necessary by Syrus reviews
What if Penny's nighttime visits to Sheldon's room were just what they seem?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Between the lines by Jezaraen reviews
Between the lines and beneath the silence, actions speak louder than words ever could. S/P
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Three Kisses by Fayth3 reviews
Their first kiss was an accident.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Intimacy Inspiration Initiative by danakate reviews
Sheldon gets stuck again and the solution leads to some surprising events. Penny x Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Communication Progression by graffy reviews
It's one of those sweet moments where Sheldon is being playful without his usual condescension. Five moments where Sheldon told Penny something, and the one time she told him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Costumes by Mrs Penny Cooper reviews
Sheldon likes his own clothes. So does Penny. Yet, here they are, dressed up like puppets, as they prepare for a Caltech party held in Sheldon's honor. L/P, then S/P.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Speechless by Menacherie reviews
Sheldon Lee Cooper has been speechless five times in his life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
The Uncertainty Principle by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Penny's spent years making sure she had everything she wanted. Right? Dark crack!fic. No, seriously.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Osculation Definition by Philyra912 reviews
Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dickens' First Christmas by an-ocean-in-the-sky reviews
She's so interminably, infuriatingly nice, when he's always been attracted to the naughtier types. But somehow she's gotten under his skin, into his bloodstream like a drug resistant virus. House/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Lessons From the Masters by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheldon/Penny. It takes her a while to realize she's being wooed. Future-fic, set after L/P breakup.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Callipygian Exposition by SpaceAnJL reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sweet Like Candy by Lucidique reviews
Misa has something L wants. Bending all the Misa/L haters to my will, one review at a time.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
LoveGame by aekohl reviews
A faceless man at a party stirs feelings in Penny she thought she'd long since forgotten. Little does she know, the stranger is even closer to her than she ever imagined. Sheldon/Penny ONESHOT
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Unsaid by DSieya reviews
His inner voice politely didn’t mention that he had also chosen to forgo romance and intimate relationships because they were, on the whole, quite frankly beyond him. sheldon/penny, two-parter, complete, dedicated to arabian, sequel to Calling Bluffs
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Calling Bluffs by DSieya reviews
It doesn’t matter that chocolate is technically not an aphrodisiac. When it comes to getting back at Sheldon, Penny’s ready to pretend anything. sheldon/penny, oneshot with sequel
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Peanut Butter and Jelly by DSieya reviews
“Omigosh I could so make him wear this,” Penny realized. sheldon/penny friendship fic, oneshot, dedicated to montycrowley
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Five Times Penny Doesn't Touch Sheldon by DSieya reviews
And one time she does. sheldon/penny, oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Euler's Identity by DSieya reviews
“It is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth.”- Benjamin Peirce. sheldon/penny, oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Choices by Mrs Penny Cooper reviews
Leonard and Penny break up very badly. Penny contemplates moving, which displeases Sheldon. Failed L/P, S/P. Spoilers for season 3 and 11/24 taping session. This is basically a friendship fic that decided, on its own, to become sexier instead.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The PowerPoint Erratum by Mrs Penny Cooper reviews
One-shot, based on the episode summary for 3.10., in which Sheldon teaches Penny physics. Rated T for a naughty word.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Alert Levels by gwendy reviews
Sheldon goes all neurotic. See how Raj, Howard, Leonard and finally Penny deal with him...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Cooper Libido Experiment by gwendy reviews
There are times when the thing you love the most will cause your downfall. In the case of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, that would be Science... Sheldon/Penny, with secondary characters Leslie Winkle and Ramona Nowitzki
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,919 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Penny Perception aka The Six Senses of Penny by Jade24 reviews
Over time, Sheldon discovers Penny in many senses. Written for the Paradox LJ community's Season 3 countdown. Fluff abounds! One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Wanted: Roommate Normal Need Not Apply by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
This is where I would write a summary, but I'm going to make you read it to find out what it's about. Ha!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Eight Secrets About the Cooper Family by Mika Casey reviews
Penny and the kids were part of Sheldon's daily routine. Sheldon/Penny oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Love Conundrum by Ayla Pascal reviews
Sheldon's idea of pillow talk is to explain the multiverse theory.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Apples on Pomegranate Trees by Wolf Maid reviews
OMG random. Penny/Sheldon. Interpreting Sheldon’s actions according to his own eccentricities as well as social protocols. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Potted Orchid Proposition by R.J. Anderson reviews
Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
He's Got the Brains Alright by gwendy reviews
Penny is disappointed with Sheldon's idea for a first month anniversary...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sex: The Final Frontier by freudian fuckup reviews
Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 189 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
Aurora by Bialy reviews
With Misa’s lip less than inches away and her golden hair spun out over the pillow, L will feel alive, and it’s in those moments, after the days when he’s not sure of anything, that he is most sure of all. Oneshot, LxMisa. For keem.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The Sensual Cellular Similarity by DesertDragon reviews
A sexy, accidental text becomes the cause of some unaccountable behavior. Penny/Sheldon, all characters. Rated PG-13 The M rating is for Ch. 2 only.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,463 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dynamism by keem reviews
First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,858 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Blind Game by peridot scarves reviews
In the end, there were no winners. Misa x L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Gray by magicscalpel reviews
Sweeney Todd ponders why the world is always so damn gray. Then there is Mrs. Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Can't Touch by milkmoth reviews
He is not MisaMisa's type. [MisaxL]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
The Devil's Work by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, ChaseWuya] The devil makes work for idle hands. Wuya is restless, and today, Chase will allow it. [Mature Content.]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Chase, Wuya - Complete
Deception by Shirl reviews
COMPLETED. Following the Opera Populaire tragedy, Erik flees Paris to settle in London. Two years later, he meets a young woman who shares a similar gift for music. Drawn to each other for different reasons, they form an unlikely alliance. E&OW.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,427 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Erik - Complete
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Flesh Impenitence reviews
Though it was indeed true that he had come to the conclusion that she was not in complete fault of her actions, she had still sinned. She would need to accept her punishment. She was the prisoner and he her warden. He would not show her mercy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Erik - Complete
A Mirror's Wake reviews
Harley's never been too fond of replacements. Which is why she takes action when a certain someone arises.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Ice Ice Baby! reviews
Christmas is finally here! How on Earth does our favorite, demented couple spend this wonderful holiday?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/25/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Drawn Away reviews
A little distraction is good once in awhile.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Misa A., L - Complete