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Joined 01-16-12, id: 3635167, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
Author has written 13 stories for Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, and Good Omens.

It is said that, at the end of the world, all that will be left it a writer, scribbling madly as the world falls down around them.

Hello! It appears that you've stumbled across my profile while journeying through some forsaken corner of the internet- here, let me give you a map- and I feel that I should have something moderately entertaining here in the hope that you'll be persuaded to read a few of my stories.

Given that I can't think of anything witty to say at the moment, have a few quotes instead!


Danny Llewellyn: You seem to be talking about aliens as a matter of fact!
Harriet Jones: There's an act of parliament banning my autobiography.

Amy Pond: I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.
The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. … I am definitely a madman with a box

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

It's you and me versus the world. We attack at dawn.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Again.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line -Oscar Levant

We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one.

You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing

" I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures "

Please hold. All muses are busy right now, but your inspiration is important to us...

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Natural Disasters by Nienna Telrunya reviews
Character studies of the Holmes brothers and John plus a short case!fic. Mycroft, Sherlock, and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Crashing Angels and Faulty Experiments by Aimlessly Unknown reviews
SUPERWHOLOCK. Wherein two hunters, a consulting detective, an army doctor, an alien, and a married couple try to make it work. /"Sherlock Holmes, put that gun away!"/
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Tag! You're It! by biomechanical reviews
Captain Jack Harkness challenges the Doctor to the craziest, most challenging game in the entire universe, Tag. Spanning across time and space, hilarity ensues! Each chapter is different with an overarching story. Lots of crossovers. No slash. Rated T just to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,414 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Bits and Pieces by Featherz reviews
A few mini-fics that are too short and/or too unfinished to be standalones. Fourteenth fic: "Still not your housekeeper!"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Chiaroscuro by ReisDular reviews
Sherlock draws crime scenes to relieve his boredom and practice his visual recall. He always draws himself into his pictures. One day he doodles in another figure and decides he likes it. AU prompt from the SherlockBBC kinkmeme
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Merlin's Epic Speech by Your-Loveable-Tiger reviews
Merlin gives his enemies an epic speeches and advice. Speeches are inspired by or are quoted from Doctor Who
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Merlin - Complete
In Small Ways by Just Say Norbury reviews
A snap-shot series of the childhood of the Holmes brothers. Tales of caring, teaching and not a little frustration.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Baker Street Drabbles by YourLoyalBlogger reviews
Little drabbles about the lives of our favourite detective and doctor. Various genres.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
We Believe by Quicksliver reviews
Post-RBF. He writes one sentence, and while it's not enough, it starts something. A movement. Now finished!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Prompts by KismetJeska reviews
A collection of one-shots, written using a random word generator. Some will be angsty, some fluffy, some John/Sherlock, some pure crack. Most recent prompt: Rocket.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Relationship in Ten Words by drjamband reviews
Based on "Top Ten Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable Into English." Each chapter a new word. Rated T for themes. Reviews much appreciated! Happy Valentine's Day!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Defenestration by Fool Who Follows reviews
Verb, to throw out of a window. A 221B drabble of what Sherlock said to the CIA man after John went downstairs. S2 spoilers. Now with bonus chapter, The Illustrious Present.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H.
Perhaps It's Elementary by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
They're friends and flatmates, but they can get on each other's nerves. Not to mention Lestrade isn't always impressed. A look at the lives of Sherlock, John and everyone inbetween. Drabble format.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Bet by FangIsFexcellent reviews
"John Watson is gay as a window." Sally and Anderson arrange a bet as to a certain doctor's sexuality. Drabble. Fluffy, no spoilers. Johnlock kisses, always fun.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Again or why Sherlock always drives by grannysknitting reviews
a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Memories by FullMoonEclipse reviews
When we hear stories about our ancestors, it sometimes makes us happy. These stories can create new bonds of friendship, sometimes from beyond the grave. Short fluff drabble, please R&R.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock H.
Rule One by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "But those four words, oh, Sherlock savors them." Wherein Sherlock reduces the Met to a seething pool of rage, John thinks it's all childish, and Mycroft is the real star.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Distraction by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock hasn't had a case for eighteen days and is bored witless. On day nineteen John abandons him for over six hours.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Game by Janec Shannon reviews
Their friendship had always been like a game. And then Merlin's magic was revealed and everyone waited. Because they didn't know if it broke the rules of the game, but it certainly broke the laws of the game board on which they play.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Before You Were Ours, We Made Us Yours by Malachite Grey reviews
Sherlock Holmes was not always a detective, and John Watson was not always a doctor, but there had always been a detective and a doctor, waiting.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Story of My Life by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
Sherlock and John must liaise with a variety of law enforcement agencies in America to catch a serial killer. Humorous crossover-several, but I can't link to all, so none. Gen. More description at story.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax by coffeebuddha reviews
Sometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2010 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Not so Dumb by prettybirdy979 reviews
John and Sherlock find a little gift after the events of A Study in Pink
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Greatest of These by Vivien B reviews
“And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” The final Apocolypse, a final escape plan, and finally, Crowley and Aziraphale together. PG-13 for angst and trauma and a minor amount of bad language and mild smut
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2004
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Cops and Robbers reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Empty Grave reviews
In 1901, six-year-old Sherlock Holmes dies of pneumonia. Thirty-eight years later, he is joined by the recently deceased John Watson. And nearly seventy years after that, when an Inspector and his faithful Sergeant visit a quiet graveyard chasing a serial arsonist- that, my friend, is when things get interesting.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
Afterword reviews
Tens years after that eventful Saturday, some things have changed. And some... haven't.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Adam Young, Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Anathema D. - Complete
Scribbles reviews
There's a reason John's therapist asked him to write- he's really quite good at it. So what happens when he starts writing about someone who might just be the wrost flatmate and best friend he'll ever meet? A companion piece of sorts to ReisDular's Chiaroscuro, featuring spent pens, hospital canes, and the power of the written word.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Rules reviews
It's only natural that people create guidelines for their everyday interactions. However, when you're dealing with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, nothing is ever normal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Could've sworn I heard that somewhere reviews
Where Merlin, Arthur and Co. find themselves quoting Doctor Who more often than not. Will feature anything from snark to humour to BAMFiness, and anything from 1963 to...now, actually
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Merlin
The Offer reviews
The first time Sherlock Holmes and John watson die, someone gives them an offer. One that means they'll never have to stop running for long. Featuring Sentient!London and Elizabethan!Sherlock and John (in the Beginning, at least).
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Extended Disarming reviews
Keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is a full-time job. Too bad some people don't realize that... based of the tvtrope "Extended Disarming". Not extremely cracky.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chess and it's Applications reviews
There's a chessboard in 221B. Sherlock and Moriarty comparison character study with far too many game pieces. Becasue it's not chance, it's chess.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
London's Two Madmen reviews
London loves her madmen, and they love her in return.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chasing Shadows reviews
Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The GameofManyNames reviews
Sometimes someone think's that they've outsmarted them. And then they'll play a game-of-many-names, but only one real outcome. BAMF!John. And Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Significance of Titles reviews
It's always been the same name. The only thing that's really changed is the man behind it. A drabble as I enter the fandom.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, 1st Doctor - Complete
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