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Author has written 79 stories for Arthur, Simpsons, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Incredibles, Misc. Comics, Justice League, Futurama, Chicago!, Doctor Who, Bolt, and Sarah Jane Adventures.

Story samples: Futurama

The Assassination of Richard Nixon's Head

"That's the spirit, my boy," said Nixon. "Together, the three of us will teach those filthy commies a lesson they won't soon live through."

An unexpected burst of outrage seized Fry. "You're the filthy commie!" he shouted, pointing at the screen.

In Zoid We Trust

“I don’t know how long it’ll take us to get back to Earth, or to wherever we’re going,” said Leela. “I may turn into a completely different person by that time, so I have to get this out now. If I ever lose control and harm another person, any person, I want you to…” She swallowed. “I want you to kill me on the spot.”

A tear formed in Amy’s right eye. “No…” she whispered, shaking her head.

Story samples: Arthur

Arthur Goes Fifth VII: Invasion of the Cat Women

“What do you want?” demanded Alan, his arms still elevated.

“Your planet,” the cat woman replied. “Your men. And a small nugget of information you’re keeping locked up in that crafty little brain of yours.” She pointed the barrel of her shotgun directly at Alan’s nose and inquired, “Where is Petula Winslow?”

Arthur Goes Fifth VI: When Worlds Collude

As Heath landed on the carpet and became lifeless, his revolver hit the floor between the two children. George, certain that the Thrag would come after them next, quickly reached for the weapon and lifted it into the air.

“He’s gonna kill us!” Muffy shrieked.

Arthur Goes Fifth V: The Brain Identity

Fern’s lips spread into a smile. She looked down at her hands, then reached up and touched her hair, her ears, her nose.

“The transfer was a success,” she said in a satisfied tone. “Alan won’t escape us now.”

Arthur Goes Fifth IV: A Sleep and a Forgetting

"Yesterday was Thursday," Prunella answered with a hint of uncertainty. "Dark Augusta landed on Earth. I tried to stop her by opening the Spiritus Mundi portal..."

"All of that happened more than five years ago," said Rubella gently.

Arthur Goes Fourth VIII: Of Moose and Spacemen

Mavis' face lit up. "Hmm...are you pondering what I'm pondering, Binky?"

"I think so, Mavis," Binky answered. "But your dress wouldn't fit me, and I can't see with your glasses."

Arthur Goes Fourth VII: Prunella Enchanted

"What's going on, Alan?" asked Buster as he seated himself in a chair. "Prunella's disappeared, all my friends are acting weird, the whole city's acting weird. It's not aliens, is it? I know it can't be aliens."

Alan shook his head weakly. "It's not aliens, Buster. It's something worse."

Arthur Goes Fourth IV: The Fern of the Screw

"But if ghosts aren't real," said Marina, "then what happens to people after they die?"

"They go to heaven, of course," Fern answered.

"Unless you're bad," said Arthur. "Then you go to the other place. Nickelodeon."

Arthur Goes Fourth III: Arthur Saves Christmas

Arthur turned and looked down at Greta's terrified face. "How do we make D.W. human again?" he demanded.

"You can't!" cried Greta, who was still wriggling in a futile attempt to break free from Mr. Baker's strong grip.

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Arthur Goes Sixth II: La Mort d'Arthur reviews
The Trickster is back, and Arthur's on his hit list! Can an old companion of the Doctor save him? Crossover with The Sarah Jane Adventures.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Arthur Goes Sixth I: The Madness of Queen George reviews
As Arthur and the gang enter the world of middle school, George finds that his past lives have caught up with him...
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,842 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Slurmdog Millionaire reviews
We all know Fry isn't smart enough to win a million dollars. Or is he? No, he's not.
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - P. Fry
Dead Composer Writes a Reunion Fic reviews
Everybody else is doing it, so...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Sarah Jane Wants to Be a Millionaire reviews
And she'll need a little help from her friends. One shot.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Undead Like Me reviews
Treehouse of Horror. Lisa's about to discover that having a vampire boyfriend can really suck.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
A Love That Can Never Be reviews
Bolt and Mittens declare their feelings for each other under the direst of circumstances. One shot.
Bolt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Whole Freaking Series With Rose reviews
Randomly selected scenes from the classic series with Rose added. You know it's what you want.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
A River Runs Through the TARDIS reviews
River Song was far from sober the first time she saved the Doctor's life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Together at Last reviews
You'll read anything with 10Rose in the summary, so why should I bother to write one?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Breathless reviews
Rose declares her undying lust for the Doctor. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
The Keeper of Traken, with Rose reviews
Because Rose and the Doctor belong together, and all those other companions just get in the way.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
The Diving Bell and the Bitter Fry reviews
Will a small thing like total paralysis stand in the way of Fry's relationship with Leela?
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
The Suspense Will Kill You reviews
When thousands of people die after watching Doctor Who, it's up to the Doctor and Donna to expose the threat. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
I Have Heard the Mermaids Singing reviews
Fry is given another chance with Umbriel the mermaid. One shot.
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - P. Fry - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth X: Death and the Maiden reviews
Fern's death is not enough to satisfy the Trickster...
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,156 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth IX: Sphere of Influence reviews
Muffy runs afoul of the mob, an old enemy haunts Brain, and the Unicorns unleash a magical weapon of unbelievable power. It's a typical day in Elwood City.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,453 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
He Asked For It reviews
Billy Flynn comes to the aid of Selma from 'Dancer in the Dark'. Oneshot.
Chicago! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth VIII: The Other Side of the Coin reviews
Ever wonder what your life would be like if things were a little...different? Binky didn't.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,198 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
The Assassination of Richard Nixon's Head reviews
The System is broken, and only Fry knows how to fix it.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,385 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - P. Fry, Amy W. - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth VII: Invasion of the Cat Women reviews
The Yordilian Invasion, part 2. When Sue Ellen's people launch an attack on Earth, Arthur and his friends must turn to a mysterious Time Lord for help. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,856 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
In Zoid We Trust reviews
The sequel to Freaky Fry Day. The PE crew is stranded on an uncharted planet whose natives worship Zoidberg as a god.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,994 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - J. Zoidberg, Bender R. - Complete
Freaky Fry Day reviews
The sequel to Bender's List. Fry wants to get fit. Leela wants to lose her boyfriend. The solution? Switch bodies.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,852 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Bender's List reviews
Leela's worst fear is realized when the government orders all mutants to relocate to the sewers. Her only hope is Bender, if you can call that hope.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,126 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - T. Leela, Bender R. - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth VI: When Worlds Collude reviews
The Yordilian Invasion, part 1. After witnessing a murder at the hands of space aliens, Muffy and George are drawn into a sinister conspiracy.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,904 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth V: The Brain Identity reviews
His terrible secret revealed, Brain must leave behind family, friends, and everything he knows. Only one person can help him: Lisa Simpson. Crossover with The Simpsons.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,981 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
The Cunning Little Vixen reviews
When Vixen wants a moment to herself, she gets it.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth IV: A Sleep and a Forgetting reviews
Arthur runs for president! Buster is abducted by aliens! Prunella turns into a teenager! The most shocking Arthur adventure ever!
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,539 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Night of the Living Maude reviews
In space, no one can hear you say diddly. A parody of the movie Solaris.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
What a Wonderful Kind of D'oh! reviews
What happens when Bart and Lisa Simpson start attending Arthur's school? The first ever Arthur Simpsons crossover!
Crossover - Simpsons & Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
The Critics reviews
Jay Sherman and Bart Simpson review the latest movies.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
The Arthur Zone reviews
A series of Twilight Zone parodies starring Arthur and his friends.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
Splitting Hares reviews
Buster's parents have an argument. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
Lisa ½ reviews
Post Goo Goo Gai Pan. While still in China, Selma and the Simpsons follow Bart to a certain cursed spring...
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
A Fish Called Remora reviews
[Safe Havens] The Other Clique is excited to start college, except for one girl.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
Springfield Springs Forward II reviews
Homer awakens to a reality where he never married Marge! How can he win her back? Guest appearance by Mindy Simmons!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Complete
Springfield Springs Forward reviews
The epic adventures of The Simpsons, a year later! Bart repeats fourth grade! Lisa goes to prep school! Guest appearance by Ozmodiar!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
Flaming Bart reviews
Bart finds a new hobby: reviewing fanfics.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
Treehouse of Horror: Waiting to Go D'oh reviews
Homer and Flanders are the last humans on Earth...
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Power Shortage reviews
Episode 3 of The Incredible Series. Two Mr. Incredibles, one powerless, the other evil. Who is behind this nightmare?
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Complete
Talons of the Bald Eagle reviews
Episode 2 of The Incredible Series. Is the Bald Eagle an enemy of the Incredibles, or their only hope? Warning: very mild slashiness.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Complete
I Have No Mouse And I Must Scream reviews
Scratchy the Cat looks back at his miserable existence.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
Triple Threat reviews
Episode 1 of The Incredible Series. We've seen how the heroes live. What about the villains?
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Complete
Killer Robots Are Made, Not Born reviews
A Treehouse of Horror fic. Professor Frink is accused of murder! Can Lisa prove his innocence?
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth III: Augustalypse Now reviews
This time it really is the end of the world...
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth II: Poodle Girl Lost reviews
Fern's been kidnapped! How far will The Brain go to save her?
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,348 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fifth reviews
The continuation of the Arthur Goes Fourth series. Will Arthur and the gang survive fifth grade?
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,558 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fourth VIII: Of Moose and Spacemen reviews
The fate of Earth rests on the antlers of one boy...
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,461 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fourth VII: Prunella Enchanted reviews
Prunella's new friend is a real witch.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,384 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fourth VI: Rich Van, Poor Van reviews
Van's ship has finally come in! Will Muffy sink it?
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,306 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fourth V: Frensky Friday reviews
Francine and Sue Ellen have an out of body experience.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,045 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fourth IV: The Fern of the Screw reviews
Fern sees dead people!
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,410 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fourth III: Arthur Saves Christmas reviews
While Arthur and his friends fight to save Elwood City from a mysterious enemy, D.W. gets a Christmas present that will change her life.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,831 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fourth II: The Second Time Around reviews
The sequel to Arthur Goes Fourth. Brain meets his son from the future, and hears some startling news. Warning: Major character death!
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,907 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
Arthur Goes Fourth reviews
The adventures of Arthur and his friends as they enter a strange new world: fourth grade!
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,203 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
It Came from Buster Space! reviews
Buster learns that thinking someone is an alien can hurt that person's feelings.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Arthur's New Computer reviews
Will the Reads' new computer turn Arthur into a zombie?
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Prunella's Perfect Halloween reviews
Everybody's favorite psychic rat girl in her own holiday special!
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Rocky and Honeysuckle reviews
Can Rocky and his new partner, Honeysuckle the Moose, stop an evil clone of Bullwinkle from taking over the world?
Rocky and Bullwinkle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Wunderkind reviews
The ultimate weapon is out there! Boris and Natasha will keel for it! Gidney and Cloyd will scrooch for it! Can Rocky and Bullwinkle reach it before they do?
Rocky and Bullwinkle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Treehouse of Horror: Frinky Friday reviews
Professor Frink offers Bart and Lisa a million dollars if they switch bodies for a month.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
A Boy After Her Own Heart reviews
How will Muffy adjust to life as a boy?
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
The Wedgies of Fear reviews
Arthur finds out what a wedgie is. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Complete
I Was a Third Grade Zombie reviews
Buster turns into a zombie after selling his soul for a new toy.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Complete
Arthur Meets Mary Sue reviews
A girl from our world falls into Elwood City. This will be different, I promise.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
Haney, I Shrunk the Kids reviews
Another of Brain's inventions goes awry. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
Coffee Stunts Your Growth reviews
D.W. learns to listen to her mother. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Complete
My Religion Rules reviews
The script PBS won't touch. Arthur and his friends talk about religion.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Complete
We Who Are About to Diet Salute You reviews
Arthur's friends go to extremes to help him lose weight. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Complete
DW's Time Tribulation reviews
D.W. tries to become Arthur's older sister...again. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Complete
Cooties reviews
Arthur wants to confess his true feelings to Francine, but something is stopping him. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Complete
Jenna's Nose reviews
Jenna's unhappy with her appearance. Can The Brain help? Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
The Trouble with Tibbles reviews
There's nothing Tommy and Timmy won't argue about. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
DW's Double Time Trouble reviews
D.W. is shocked when she learns what it's really like to be Arthur's older sister. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Muffy's Baby reviews
Muffy's new baby brother isn't everything she expected. Oneshot.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Six Characters in Search of an Arthur reviews
Arthur is lost in another world...our world! Can his friends save him? Can they save themselves?
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,120 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Complete
Brainoceros! reviews
Can Brain save the children of Elwood City from being transformed into rhinos? Parody of Ionesco's 'Rhinoceros'.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
The Aardvark Stays in the Picture reviews
Arthur has won a part on The Bionic Bunny Show, but will he lose Francine forever?
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
Being Muffy Crosswire reviews
Brain wakes up one morning to find that he is no longer himself...
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
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