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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

(18 January 2012)

Hi!

I have been reading fanfics for a very long time and I have finally decided to write my own. I will try to update regularly, hopefully once every two weeks at the most. I am really going to try updating once a week.

The story that I am currently working on I have a general outline of where I want to take it, so I am pretty optimistic about the updates. :D

I currently do not have a pairing in mind for my story nor do I really know if I will include one since I have never written a romance. I am happy to take any suggestions.

I do not have a Beta Reader, so if anyone wants to volunteer I would be happy to hear from you.

Thanks so much for visiting, and I hope you enjoy my works.

-Hums

(24 April 2012)

Well this is later than I had hoped but I am no longer on Hiatus and updates should be up weekly once again. Thanks you for all of your patience!

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Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by stratusfish reviews
And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,503 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., L
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 218,098 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? Subtle HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Rated M; Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,343 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30343 - Favs: 16,731 - Follows: 14,586 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sealed Soul by kirallie reviews
Rewritten. AU. Harry Potter died in the final fight and was reincarnated. Of course nothing ever goes right for poor Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Harry P., Iruka U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,562 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 241,168 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10547 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 5,387 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Liquida Tenebris by DoYouMindIfISlytherin reviews
Something is 'wrong,' with Harry. He's hearing voices. or rather, a voice. Its telling him he's been on the wrong side since the beginning. Harry doesn't believe it. But for how long? Dark!Harry, eventual HP/LV slash. Don't like don't read. Complete with epilogue. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,890 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4455 - Favs: 5,814 - Follows: 6,331 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Secunda Fortuna by Angelwarrior1 reviews
He had survived the final battle, but he carried something with him. Fearing the reaction the wizarding world would have, Harry Potter left and traveled to Gotham City… Slash. BW/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,900 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Harry P., Bruce W./Batman]
Old Souls by patricia.pc reviews
He died trying to save the universe... thousands of years in the future. Now he's back in his reincarnation of 1926. Meet Charles, one of the many reincarnations of Harry Potter. He comes to 1930 with big plans, none that involved Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 297,573 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 4,745 - Follows: 4,336 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 4,814 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Changeling by romantiscue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Green by Doodled93 reviews
Harry grows up working on his Aunts Garden and develops a love for it, meeting Samuel and eventually Max who gives him a Mark of his own. He finds Magic to be a Wonderful Thing. Child Harry fic AU mild language, smart Harry, before Hogwarts. NOTE: Will be updated&finished between December 1st and the end of January!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,259 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P.
Pirate Potter by Cindy Snowflake reviews
Adopted from Tenkai of Chaos' Potter's Piracy Policy" Harry's lost everyone he cares about and is unable to continue living, so he commits suicide, only to be given a second chance in the world of One Piece! Harrycentric Gen, eventualHet
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 111,875 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Shanks
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 5,860 - Follows: 5,935 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Pirate Conqueror by Cindy Snowflake reviews
Harry's decided he's conquered enough in his own world so he goes to the Dimensional Witch for a new one. He ends up in the world of One Piece where there are adventures galore and a certain intriguing red-haired pirate. Super!Harry EventualSlash
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,214 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P., Shanks
Food for Thought by WyrdSmith reviews
Just who is the new resident of 221C Baker Street? And why is Mycroft Holmes suddenly visiting his brother Sherlock so much more often? Slash, Rated M cuz I'm fond of lemonade, though I won't pour it til Ch4 or so. SH/HP/MH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,231 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Moonshadows by Paimpont reviews
A year after the final battle, Bill Weasley brings a broken Harry Potter to Forks, Washington to begin a "normal" life. But since when has life in Forks ever been normal? Eventual slash HP/EC and BW/JB.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Edward
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 227,596 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Butterfly by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LMHP Harry was always told he was a bit like a Caterpillar and one day he'd be a Butterfly too. Sorted into Ravenclaw, Harry learns that sometimes it's much harder to keep secrets than it is to tell lies. But it could be worse: he could be a Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,834 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3873 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 3,774 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3476 - Favs: 7,992 - Follows: 8,105 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Shifting of the Plate by Comma-Toes reviews
AU. Harry Potter is dead. At least, thanks to Wormtail, the Wizarding World thinks he is. Thirteen years later, the son of a lost Dark Pureblood comes to Hogwarts with a lightning scar that only Peter knows the meaning of. Dark-ish Harry, Eventual TMRHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,922 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
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The Sirius Consequences of a Lost Wager reviews
AU Story. Since he was eight, Harry Potter has been happily traveling the world with his godfather. Now at fifteen, Harry wants to experience the wonder of Hogwarts. Unfortunately he loses a bet and has to attend school as a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P.
The Virginity Clause reviews
AU Story. Harry James Potter was the perfect heir; unfortunately due to a clause in his inheritance contract he is disowned. Alone at fifteen with no one to turn to, Harry decides to show the world and his family what he is worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,092 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P.