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Oh, hello. I didn't see you there! Well come here my fellow FanFiction reader.

Why my name is Sharleen! I would love to know yours? Oh, it’s derp. Well hello derp. Oh derp! You want to know more about me?! *sigh*

Well, I live in this beautiful, double bit of cotton, pillows and blankets! It’s this lovely contraption that I live on, eat on, write on, watch movies on, surf on, talk to you on, hide from the monsters on, read on, sleep on and die of laughter on. Oh, sorry you mean continent. Well, um, Australia the last time I checked. Specifically Darwin. What you never heard of it? Well that is probably because we are the bogans that live all the way on top that the government doesn’t care about.

Am I a female, male, hermaphrodite or meme? Female.

My age? Why derp, you sure are burning through alot of questions! I don’t want to rush things but take them slow. However I will continue for your sake, but I’m not going to answer this one. I’m sorry. It’s just a lot of you will probably judge me on my age and imagine that I'm a scrawny thirteen year old. But to be vague, if not extremely helpful, I am a teenager. Not a little teen but a proper teen. Can you guess which one, derp? I have narrowed it down to a five year gap.

Oh, derp. You want me to just say a little bit of my likes? Sure. I like reading, drawing, playing piano, putting on makeup (not in a girl way but in an artistic way) and watching movies. Why do I like reading? Well, probably because it’s amazing. It’s basically someone talking but in writing. And they’re telling me an amazing story. Which is why I'm on this website and writing a few stories. I do hope you like them. When I posted my first story and saw people actually read it, and REVIEW IT! I was on a high, derp. A real high.

Well derp, I think that just about sums most of it up. I actually need to go because my mother has been calling me to wash my family’s dishes. Well bye derp. It’s been fun wasting your time. Oh, I didn’t? Well, that’s nice! You want to add me to your alerts and favourite but you don’t know how? Oh derp, it’s easy. Just press that add button on the bottom-left of my stories, or click that Subcribe/Favourite button right under your lap top's happy left eyeball. Oh, sorry. You didn’t want to? because I’m annoying and keep droning on? Well, I am sincerely sorry. You may close this tab, then.

Farewell derpy. May I call you derpy? Okay then, I won’t. Bye bye!

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The Baker and the Whore by 123Quarters reviews
Random moments with Finnick and Peeta. The real genre for this story is: idkwtfih, but that's not an option so I just put romance. Whore!Finnick, AngryConfused!Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Finnick O., Peeta M.
Indebted by decembermarie reviews
When delicate Annie Cresta is reaped for the Games, she loses herself almost entirely. It is up to her protective mentor, Finnick, to help her through training, keep her alive. Make her feel loved. Let the 70th annual Hunger Games begin! FinnickxAnnie
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,360 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O.
The 70th Annual Hunger Games by jojoseaturtle reviews
An account of Annie Cresta's experience in the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,520 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O.
snow white by koalakoala reviews
AU. "You look like her, you know," he says dismissively. She sighs, because she wishes she did. For the Starvation forum's monthly oneshot challenge, home. Prim/Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Prim E., Peeta M. - Complete
war is peace by nikkiRA reviews
Complete, drabbles, FinnickAnnie/ He kisses her. He tries to stop time by kissing her harder, by bruising her lips and gripping her so tightly it must hurt. She whispers things in his ear. Goodbyes. Not promises. T to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Finnick O. - Complete
Conquered reviews
Four years after the Second Rebellion was lost, Katniss Everdeen has given up entirely. Now twenty-one years old, her life has been taken over by Snow. Prostitution, marriage, mentor, what else? One more demand by Snow could just push her over the edge.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.