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Joined 01-17-12, id: 3637594, Profile Updated: 08-24-13
Author has written 8 stories for Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, and Redwall.

I have FINALLY figured out my update schedule. I will type up each chapter in order from first (continued) story to last, so expect to have all other stories in hiatus until you see an up date for the previous story. so in order it is UJC, UC, UC:AR1, and UC:AR2, so i am currently working on UJC's next chapter(s) so all other stories are on a temporary hiatus for now.

I hear tapping on my window at night and when i look through i see a tall man standing there. he wears a black suit with red tie and has a feature less face, like just skin stretched over a skull. can any one tell me who or what it is?

I. AM. AN. IDIOT. so i am/was watching a "Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman" about timetravel, and i realized what the Pokemon Giratina (is that how you spell it?) represents, like how Palkia is Space and Dialga is Time. Giratina is Space-Time.

i am back from the DEAD! (Not really, I've been busy helping Death with those poor souls that were lost for nothing during the Human-Covanet war) i have decided to scrap The Journeys of Fox Downs and have started a new series. yay! it's called the Universe Jumper Chronicles. JoFD did not gove much about Fox's back story so i did this instead. i'll still leave JoFD up but i won't continue it.

i think i have forgotten to mention the fact that i severely dislike it, when people put their usernames as something, yet never write about that topic.

for those of you star-wars writers that don't seem to know this...EARTH IS NOT PART OF THE GALACTIC REPUBLIC/EMPIRE!!! it is in the UNKNOWN regions

Those of you who write Latias and Latios stuff, i regret (not) to inform you that IF YOU PAYED ATTENTION TO THE END OF THE MOVIE YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN TWO LATIOS'S AND ONE LATIAS APPEAR!!!!!!(sorry if this spoiled the movie for you)

As I am a HUGE Minecraft nerd (even though I don't have the game) epic avatar :DD. it says MINECRAFT once i had a future. Now i have Minecraft. i am a total supporter of those who are in the rAvOlition! :DD (get it revolution rAvOlition) (alltho Israphel gets on my nerves)

eh i'll change these later...THEY HAVE BEEN CHANGED!!!!

Fox Downs

species: human

Gender: male

Age: 17

height: 511"

hair: balck or dark grey

clothes: some sort of dark T-shirt and sweat pants. has a dark grey and black jacket left open

eyes: dark brown with specks of Bright green (until he gets his SPARTAN augmentations (for the changed eyes see below), this is at the beginning of the story)

Powers: After augmentations he gains the ability to control all forms of heat and flame, is still exploring what that lets him do.

Kate Kitune

Species: human

Gender: female

Age: 17

height: 510"

hair: naturally blonde, but she dyes it white leaving streaks of natural hair color

clothes: same as Fox just more of white and light grey

eyes: a deep blue with bright green specks (doesn't change)

Powers: none

Note: she is no longer a full main character in the story.

Fox Downs

Species: Fox

gender: male

Age: 18

height: 5'11"

Hair/fur: dark grey with silver streaks

clothes: same as above, carries around a bottomless duffle bag

eyes: (tricky part) dark grey with silver outline and jagged spikes of silver heading towards the pupil

tails: two

powers: ability to control fire/heat, seems telepathic, but then again, when you live with three psychic Pokemon you pick up on somethings (he's just REALLY REALLY REALLY good at reading people and can pick up on emotions), when adrenalin get out of control eyes go completely silver having a slight glow and triggering a run as quickly as possible away response form all who see them, and has limited use of aura thanks to training from Luc, his Lucario


Species: Half human, half Vulpix

Gender: female

Age: 8

Height: about 4'10"

Hair/fur: Waist length red-brown hair with orange bangs that partly cover her eyes, has six orange tails.

Clothes: warm colors that are large and baggy enough to hide her tails inside them, a red bandanna with orange markings to cover her fox like, on-top of head ears.

Eyes: a pure, warm amber with what looks like no pupil

Powers: able to use fire type attacks, good with all types of martial arts skills, likes guns and is very accurate (ex. enemy standing 100 meters out of hit the dot accuracy range of an SMG, she fires the gun,head shot, on a target you get a smiley face, she has that accuracy and further with any gun. She doesn't like you and she gets her hands on a sniper, you're standing several miles away, consider yourself dead.)


Species: can't tell, anthro Vulpix maybe

Gender: female

Age: 9

Height: same

Hair/fur: same

Clothes: same

Eyes: same

Powers: same

Dark Fox Downs

looks like fox but is more like a shadow (is just like Nikki's Darki Thanks StoryWolf!!) with blood red eyes

Fox's Pokemon (does include some that are not in the story yet) Eve the Gardevoir, Luc the Lucario, Vee the Omnivon, Breeze the Dragale, Zel the Floatzel, Tia the Latias, Soph the Ninetales, Arson (Arc) the Arcanine, and Trixie the Zoroark. (more will be added later on)

Maria's Pokemon Amber the Vulpix

i hope StoryWolf can use these to help her to draw my characters

Unforeseen Circumstances (and Alternate Reality parts) Characters

Name: Jason Kings (1)

Gender: Male

Species: Human/Absol Anthro (like this for the rest of his life after experimentation by those annoying evil teams we all know and love)

Age: 14 (and on)

Height: 5'7"

Hair: Shortish brown-black-grey hair. (Dark blonde in winter, Deep brown at current length in summer, Black-Grey at military length in summer)/ Absol fur white and has that strange curve down the left side of face, a black spot in the middle of the hair on his forehead, on one side there is LONG black hair that has the strange properties of an Absol's horn. (when he get's ready for a fight he tends to tie that hair into the sickle/scythe.

Clothes: like Fox's minus the Jacket/White jacket and shirt and sweatpants. the jacket and sweatpants have what looks like black streaks from the elbow/ knee to the ALMOST the wrist/ankle. Note: the streak is ALWAYS on the OUTER part of the elbow/knee. he has a watch that will be explained a bit more down below. he wears special white shoes with slits to allow for his retractable feet claws. same with his gloves.

Eyes: Fox's after SPARTAN augmentations/Red like an Absol's. There is a cut that has never fully healed on his left eye so when he cries or his eyes water you can count of seeing him "cry" blood.

Powers: has a "Watch" that allows him to have any sort of protective suit and weapons. (he doesn't use it much though) the black "streaks" on his clothes are really switch blade like spike blade things. he can use all the moves of an Absol and has the same senses of one. already told you about his claws.

Personality: he tends to be slightly reserved until he gets to know you better. he is loyal and will ALWAYS stick up for what he believes is right. he can seem a bit mad or insane because of what he has been through. Claims to have a PhD in Psychological warfare and kicking a$$. He says that he bleeds tears and cries blood. tends to quote The Sorrow a lot.

Pokemon: All of his Pokemon are female and almost all of them have had experiments done to them too (Latias/Tia Lass has not). mainly the fact that they all have enough human DNA to switch between an Anthro and Pokemon form. They are an Absol (Midnight), Zoroark (Trixie), Umbreon (Luna), Blaziken (Who has had Dark Type forced into her so she has that "Shadow the Hedgehog" look meaning she is mostly Blood Red with the neck/hair feathers being black and yellow where it needs to go.) the Blaziken's name is Shado Kasai (Shadow Fire in Japanese) Shado or Kasai for short. Last but not least is Latias/Tia Lass for when the Dark types can't do something she helps out. her profile is just below.

Family: He does have a mom, dad, twin, younger brother, and younger sister. but they are not with him (not dead, just in his home universe)

History: about a week after finding a Latias in his room, Jason unwillingly travels through space and time with her to the Latias's home universe and region (Ameria) where she works as a Pokemon Center and Research assistant. (only the Nurse Joy's and Professor Pewdie know that she's a Latias.) shortly after becoming a trainer Jason is captured by Team Homosimi for experimentation. he is injected with Absol DNA and manages to escape while rescuing a Absol, Torchic, Zorua, and Eevee. later on he finds out that they all have been injected with human DNA and starts planning on how to bring Homosimi to it's knees. When he learns that several legendary Pokemon have been captured and are being held in the base where he was taken, Jason raids the place and frees them. they join him in his quest to bring Homosimi down even though he has not captured them. after rescuing more legendary's, he defeats the leader of Homosimi, Moses. Jason manages to get back to his home universe, but before long is forced to leave because he's not "normal". after this he wanders the Pokemon universes before settling down with on an island not far from Ameria and turns it into a safe haven for the legendary Pokemon.

Likes: most Dark type Pokemon, the dark, his Pokemon, most of the Legendary Pokemon, and people who treat their Pokemon nicely.
Dislikes: Rape, Abuse, Abortion, getting called Furfag, Furry, or any other degrading term like that. Evil Teams, The school bully, and B*. Etc.

Name: Latias/Tia Lass (pronounced Loss)

Species: Latias/Latias disguised as a human

Age: 1/looks 14

Hair/fur: has feathers/ sleek brown hair with a hair band with decorations that look like a Latias's ears

Clothes: Just about anything that is red and/or white

Eyes: a soft golden orange

Powers: any that a Latias has/ same as before with extreme attractiveness (aka pretty girl distraction)

(Alternate Reality 1)

Name: Jason Kings

Species: human/Mobian Malamute/Redwaller Malamute/Lylatian Malamute

Age: 14/16/18 and on


Hair/fur: a glossy black/think wolf

Clothes: same as the Jason above/black finger-less gloves and military boots

Eyes: Deep brown with green flecks/ Blazing orange with a darker orange separating his eyes into perfect quarters

Powers: Carries around a Chaos Emerald (although he finds that out when he "drops in" on Mobius) that is a Blazing orange with darker orange lines splitting it into perfect quarters. his eyes change color depending on his "view" they look blind when he is in X-ray vision, in Night Vision they are that color green, in Heat Vision they are that color spectrum with the hottest at the top and coldest at the bottom, in "Chaos" vision they are the color of his emerald. he can split the emerald into the quarters and place two of them in different positions on his sword rod (his preferred position is Energy Sword style)and creates a sword of Chaos energy and the other two quarters are placed on a shield gauntlet that spins them around REALLY fast and twin "sharp" Yin-Yang halves are formed. he can fire bursts of chaos energy from the sword in different ways depending of the shape, and he can swing the shield detaching on of the halves that can cleave several enemies in two. He can shape an stiffen his fur into any melee weapon (but it does have a distance limit) and can run as fast as Nikki (see StoryWolf)

Name: Keyra

Species: Mobian Malamute/human/Redwaller Malamute/Lylatian Malamute

Age: 14/16/18 and on

Height: 5'6.5"

Hair/Fur: glossy black with gold dyed inlays/think wolf (again)

Clothes: white finger-less gloves and steel-toes with silver linings. white and grey shirts, shorts, pants, jackets, etc. (no dresses, you wouldn't catch her DEAD in a dress.)

Powers: She is a telepath (and prone to reading other people's minds as a habit to make sure they aren't hostile) she can run as fast as Nikki (don't know who that is? look up StoryWolf) and shape and harden her fur into just about any sort of melee weapon (but it does have a distance limit)

info on mah stories

Universe Jumper Chronicles: is (one of) my newest creations (not really i spent several month while my account was down writing this)

This one probably has not been posted yet, Unforeseen Circumstances: takes place in a universe much like yours. does NOT follow the story line of UJC (might be random things about it) and now how 'bout a small sneak peek huh?


Let me explain a bit about me. My name is Jason Kings, I have, well USED to have, eyes that were a deep green with small gold flecks. I like to wear pretty much anything dark as long as it is not purple, red, green, yellow, or anything like that. I will wear blues, blacks, and greys. I prefer to keep my hair short, around military length. I’m 14 (now) and going into high school. I am very close to being underweight for my age, about 107. I live in Zionsville, Indiana (No I won’t say EXACTLY were). I liked to be alone most of the time. All in all, I used to live an average life. Key word there USED TO, it all changed a week before my 14th birthday when SHE appeared in my room...

By the way. I NEED REVIEWS PEOPLES!!!! I CAN"T GET INSPIRATION IF I DON'T REVIEWS!!! constructive criticsisum (can't spell it) i good. Flames will be used to make s'mores, quite literally. i WILL write them on pieces of paper and use those to start a campfire. NEED O/CS BADLY!!! i do it for some of your stories, why won't you do the same? *uses the dreaded Cutsie Eyes of Doom*

something else, this deals with the Unforeseen Circumstances universe, i am planning on Jason and HER to go into the Pokemon universe somehow. there will be a poll on this prof. about the genders of the Legendary Pokemon. will be up until the end of July, so do the poll and let me know! Actually let me rephrase that. it will be up until i write that part of the story.

There is an experimental chapter story a coming! 'tis called Unforeseen Circumstances: Alternate Reality 1. it is a triple threat crossover in this order; Sonic the Hedgehog, Redwall, and Starfox. features roughly the same main, main character and MIGHT feature one of the lesser characters from the regular UC story. the Prologue


Well, this has to be the strangest days/weeks/months of my life. If being transported to another universe and changing into something else wasn’t crazy enough, those evil robots trying to wipeout anything that is sentient and living certainly aren’t helping, BUT meeting that hot otherworldly chick did help quite a bit…and there I go rambling on. Let me start from the beginning… First off, my name is Jason Kings. I used to have a normal life until I got knocked out in a stream somewhere in Colorado, woke up in a hospital with a strange gem in my hands.

stuff that has nothing to do with my stories

This is for all you awesome people out there. WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON!?!? (pm me if you know the answer. first one who does get's there user name mentioned in my prof.)

something for you fools who write Sonic the hedgehog pairings (or any other parings this includes shippings). sonicxamy (or what ever it is)=good, sonicxO/C (or Ash or whoever it is)=okay, and sonicxshadow(AshxJessie or Gary) and or rouge or other=bad. it will never happen. THE SAME GOES FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DO THIS!!!! yaoi= DISPROVE!!!! (i am perfectly fine with it in real life, but in a ff EW, just ew)

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

i say there should be more human goes into the world/universe they are writing a fic about it looks like only about 10% of the stories are this. THERE MUST BE MORE!!!

i will appreciate it if you guys (and girls) can give me some of those funny "Copy and Paste this into your profile if you have done this" thingies.

My Life's Soundtrack. (will be changed in about a year)

Opening Credits : Never Surrender

Waking Up : Fireflies

First Day of School : Hide

Falling in Love : Coming Back Down

Fight Song : Not Gonna Die

Prom : Want You Gone

Life : Another One Bites The Dust

Mental Breakdown : The Final Countdown

Driving : It’s Not Me It’s You

Flashback : To The Sky

Getting Back Together : Don’t Mine At Night

Losing Your Virginity : Should’ve When You Could’ve

Wedding : One Day Too Late

Birth of Child : Deja Vu

Final Battle : L490

Death Scene : Faceless

Funeral Song: Life is a Highway

End Credits : Battle Cry


The administrators of are as of June 4th going to be taking down Fics that have lemons or have extreme violence. Now I don't know about you but I think thats stupid. There are many wonderful fics that only have one or two lemons in them yet the plot itself is awesome! You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a lemon in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.





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Love Vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

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A poem about abortion. Very sad!

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

It is Murder...The dad was at work, they came to the mother, who was 7 months pregnant with her second child. They beat her, dragged her to the hospital against her will, forcibly drugged her, and then aborted the baby without her consent. If you are against the Chinese Communist Party's violations/abuse of human rights and the forced abortion, Copy and Paste to show you care. then add your name, Species Unknown,

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. (i am NOT homo-sexual, but i do believe we should not act like this to those who are.)

You know you live in 2008 when you...

1.) accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile! (BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!)

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. (or coats, handbags. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (and i never will)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, Sweet-Sunshyne, iBlametheNargles, Latias_Saphira, Species Unknown

If you think you are awesome, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an unhealthy obsession with weapons, fire, sharp things, etc, copy and paste this into your profile

If you laughed at any of the above, copy and paste this into your profile

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love your ability to read, write, and own a library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profil

if you hate the Edward Cullen fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile PLEASE!!!!

If you see no point in the vampire novel, TWILIGHT, and all its sequels, copy and paste this into your profile and prove to the world that Twilight is just a load of over-advertised/loved crap.

if you agree that Romeo and Juliet is just a relationship between a thirteen year-old and a seventeen year-old that lasted three days, incorporated the deaths of six people, and is NOT a romance/tragedy story copy and paste this into your profile. (if i ruined it for you, trust me, you'll thank me later)

If you hate High School Musical and you wish that they would all just die then copy and paste this onto your profile. (well, maybe not die. that would be extreme, but i wish they would disappear.)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm labeled by OTHERS EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(partially indian)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut (School uniform, dude. We have to wear a skirt.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Wait... I'm female, you know!!!
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (mostly what i want)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (i don't, but i am acquainted with a few)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I LIKE LLAMAS, so I MUST be either Peruvian or an annoying freak.
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude (i'm not 18 yet!!!!)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (or i just don't care :DD)

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a GIRL so I MUST love Barbie, wear pink and go out with the guy next door.

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm labeled GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I LIKE ANIME, so I MUST be a yaoi fan.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (sort of, some things i am, others i'm not)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I DON'T LIKE THE TWILIGHT SERIES so I MUST be a REJECT. (i don't don't like them, i *ing HATE them!)

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (this is true)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (weak in body, not in mind!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (only in fanfictions)

I'm JAPANESE so I MUST love anime and eat sushi every day.

I'm DYSLEXIC so I must have one SPECIAL SKILL and be utterly rubbish at everything else.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (and i am)

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be GINGER, love HAGGIS, play the BAGPIPES and wear a KILT.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a chav or a stuck-up toff.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (aren't we all?)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast ( or parent's don't allow it)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b* (or i'm just a grammar Nazi on somethings)
I'm labeled GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (depends)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Life and Death: By Leanne Main

Her Dad was a drunk,
Her Mom was an addict,
Her parents kept her locked in an attic.

Her only friend,
Was a little toy bear,
It was old and worn out,
And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it,
When no one's around,
She lies there and hugs it,
Not a peek of sound.

Until her parents,
Unlock the door,
Some more and more pain,
She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg,
A scar on her face,
Why would she be in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear,
And softly cries,
She loves her parents,
But they want her to die.

She sits in a corner,
Quiet, but thinking,
"God, why? Why is my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life,
For a sad little kid,
She'd get beaten and beaten,
For anything she did.

Then one night,
Her Mom came home high,
The poor child was hit and slapped,
As hours went by.

Then her Mom suddenly,
Grabbed for a blade,
It was sharp and pointy,
One that she made.

She thrust the blade,
Right into her chest,
"You deserve to die,
You worthless pest!"

The Mom walked out,
Leaving the girl slowly dying,
She grabbed for her bear,
And again started crying.

Police showed up,
At the small little House,
They quickly barged in,
Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly,
Opened a door,
To find the sad little girl,
Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad,
To go through so much harm,
But at least she died,
With her best friend in her arms.


(why are there no boy "i am the girl who..."?)

Twenty Questions

1: Is it an animal? No.

2: Is it a mineral? No.

3: Is it a vegetable? Yes.

4: Is it smart? No.

5: Is it bigger than a breadbox? Sometimes.

6: Is it found in the forest? Yes.

7: Is it Furyfur? Definitely not. Nor is it M or any other friend that hates it.

8: Is it awesome? Never.

9: Is it hard to find? No.

10: Does it have purple hair? No, they usually have unnatural red hair.

11: Is it a hobo? Yes but no.

12: Are they dipheads? Oh yes.

13: Do they have bad taste? Yes.

14: Is it obvious that they've never read/watched anything good in their life? Yes.

15: Are they aware of how clueless they are? No.

16: Do other people know that they're looking at idiots when they walk by? No, because they're usually camouflaged, unless it's on their t-shirts.

17: Do they notice really obvious mistakes? No.

18: Will they ever get boyfriends/girlfriends? Boyfriends, no. Girlfriends, possibly but obviously they're not interested.

19: Do they think that all hot guys sparkle, they just use a lot of sunscreen so you can't see it during the day? I wouldn't know.

20: Is your word "Twilight fans?" Correctamundo!

--Copy and paste above on your profile if you hate Twilight fans.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I wasBLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

If you despise spammers and crap-tastic authors, copy and paste this onto your profile, then slap your pen name in after mine: Mike Prower the Fox, Species Unknown

I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom...
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

(Originally from mandy-san's profile)

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your nursing home.

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away...if you can throw it hard enough.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Unattended children will be given a puppy and an espresso. -- Actual sign at a restaurant.

"Don't let worries kill you, let the church help." -actual church sign fail on the internet

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They Hurt HerAbout six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a shit.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you laughed at at least one of those. I know you did. =3


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (ya that's the only time i have for my daily primping...)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (a bit late for that!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (what, you were thinking it would be COLD??)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of car accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off our streets...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (isn't that why i'm taking this in the first place...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (ummm... WHAT OTHER USE??)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (whoa! talk about a newsflash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Southwest??)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."


Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Don't read this if you don't like those horror story things!

There were 3 girls

They were looking through people's MySpaces

The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace

It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho

She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was

Right then, an instant message came up

It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could.

Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living daylights out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy *beep* man just block him, he's a freaking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy *beep, you think he's watching us?

SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead.

She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. (God, I'm so suspicious)

Dormitory: Dirty room

Animosity: Is no amity

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarms: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

The earthquakes: That queer shake

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

Desperation: A rope ends it

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

post this on your profile if you hate justin beiber, think he sounds like a girl, think he's 5 years old, and only has his music to make fun of him. also if your not one of those die-hard fans that travel hours to see him, cry when he sings, and never wash your hand when he touches it in a concert. add your name if you hate JB: KNDnumbuh007, rachpop15, buddygirl1004(all 5 of us!), In the Closet Fanfic Reader, thewayfaringstrangers, Cookie of the Dark Side, Species Unknown


Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
What's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to them?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants?

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(.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are a person who values the QUALITY of your freinds over the QUANTITY of them, copy and paste to your profile.

I Have A Few Questions . . .
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
When French people swear do they say “Pardon my English?”
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
(My own add-ons)
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start to make noise?
Instead of "All things in moderation", shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?
Why do you yell "Heads up!" when you should be yelling "Heads down!"?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
Why is it called the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?
If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of it's orbit?
What color hair do bald men put on their driver's license?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be a "near hit"?
How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the "Keep Off of the Grass" sign get there in the first place?

Repost this if you agree with it.
I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is.

One Nation, 'Under Allah.'
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
classroom. The teacher was going to explain
evolution to the children. The teacher asked
a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes..
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see
if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay (He returned a few minutes later)
Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see
God because he isn't there. Possibly he just
doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl
asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
were taught today in school, she possibly
may not even have one!
(Woot! You tell her!)

97% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen standing
on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3%
who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

They laugh because I'm different...I laugh because they're the same.

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

When your board and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school.

When your teacher tells you to solve a problem on the board, go up there and start writing her life story.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse?

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

If you laugh I will laugh If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder

If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside

(the answering machine)

Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you

Hi, this is the refrigerator. John's answering machine is broken but i'll give the message to John. Now just speak very slowly while i write down the message and stick it to myself with these little cute magnets

I'm out of my mind! but feel free to leave me a message

(end answering machine)

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200

The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(:

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :)

sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say 'YOU'RE IT!!' and then run away

I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Wal-Mart?

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!"

here's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

The voices and I took a vote, and your insane

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

Normal people worry me.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

I'm that type of girl/boy who walks into chairs and says sorry

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, its when they talk back that you should be worried

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .

The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Bless them and their families.

I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.


When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.

There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.

Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.

Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on

One Sunday in church, a congregation of 2,000 was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to foot in black and carrying submachine guns.

One of the men proclaimed 'Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ, remain where you are.'

Instantly, the choir fled, the deacons fled...and most of the congregation fled, too.

Out of the 2,000, there remained only 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood. He said, 'I got rid of all the hypocrites for you, Pastor. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!'

If you are willing to take a bullet for Christ, copy and paste the above story into your profile, and add your name to this list: TaggerungGirl, lord Vrel, Zach of Death, Species Unknown

People SAY they're different, yet they act the same and everyone treats them fine, but if someone says they're different and ACT it people treat them like crap. if you agree copy and paste into your profile.

Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? Question mark? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Killer of thy Cookies (Singapore), Inspirational Spark (Both of us!)- United States, UmbraFox (Australia) Species Unknown (USA)

The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Take that Fred Phelps!)

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.


"So, you want to know some of my titles eh? Well, here's a few; Wanderer Eternal, Loser, Annoying, freak, unnatural, POS, and SOB. And those are just a few of the NICE ones!"-Fox Downs

"We have nothing to fear, but fear itself." Winston Churchill

(my own little twist on that quote) "We have nothing to fear, but fear itself. The Master Chief has faced the living embodiment of fear and lived, so naturally, he should have nothing to fear."- me on The Master Chief

"I am the embodiment of your sins." (anyone guess who that is?) P.S. this person/thing is the living (well technically undead) embodiment of fear.

"Wake me...when you need me..." Chief to Cortana in the legendary ending of Halo 3

"hna,hna,hna,hna,ha! Do you REALLY think that would kill me? You're dumber than I thought. What part of Prophet of Death do you not understand? It means, I. Can't. Die."-Fox Downs


If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is not for you.

Love your enemies; after all, you made them.

Faliures are not those who fall down, but those who are not willing to bother getting back up.

When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice into the eyes of your enemies.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it.

You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Snowflakes: God's version of an unassembled snowman. Okay, God, we have enough pieces now.

Silence can not be misquoted.

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.

What other people think of you is none of your business.

Choose at least 3, at most 10 of these to possibly go on your grave

"If you think that nothing is impossible, then you've obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."
"2 wrongs don't make a right; 3 wrongs do."
"I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me and I just don't care."
"If the world was a stage, I'd want to be the one operating the trap door."
"I wonder why people say 'life is so short?' when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?"
"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' "
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?"
"Travel to exotic places, see new things, meet more people and make more friends... then kill them."
"A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and make it sound confusing."
"Never go to sleep with a grudge... plot your revenge!"
"If curiosity killed the cat, then what about it's other lives?"
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying."
"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if we do, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
"I've not failed. I've just found thousand ways that don't work."
"According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless."
"Don't steal. The government hates the competition."
"Tell the truth and run."
"Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to."
"Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate."
"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.."
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
"Generally, generalizations are wrong."
"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad."
"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research."
"The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?"
"If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over."
"Whatever you are, be a good one."
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
"Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong."
"The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for." (i just wanted something that was actual wisdom)
"If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?"
"Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years."
"We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality."
"If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire."
"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die."
"Education is important. School, however, is another matter."
"When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger."
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months."\

"You can't stop saving the world if you are the chosen one. The universe forbids it." some Deviantart person named Tiger-of-Zen

"im awake and alive and i need a savior because a monster lives inside me i will never surrender untill i collide while looking for angels this is the last night so say goodbye because its not me its you so become stronger be better than drugs and you to can become a hero"-1thehightofparadise

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The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 263,964 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Dead Space: Deus Cavum by Littletimmy223 reviews
Samantha never expected anything exciting to come her way. The same boring, daily routine. Nothing more, nothing less. She always yearned for something, anything, to happen...Soon she'd wish that nothing had changed.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013
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Unforeseen Circumstances: Renewed reviews
Ok, this is a restart of Unforeseen Circumstances, with a much different beginning to hopefully get where I want to get it. This is the story of a teen taken from his world and thrust into a new one, one of mixed pokemon and human creatures alongside pokemon and humans! DISCLAIMER IS HERE: I own nothing except for the concepts of my charas and the Pokemorphs!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 9/3/2014
Unforeseen Circumstances (Discontinued) reviews
So i FINALLY get this out, even though it was going to be out first. this isn't my/your usual TF fic. please read and review. i use Latias a lot don't i? DISCONTINUED. Look for "Unforeseen Circumstances Revised or something similar!)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,958 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Latias
A Strange Case of Chasing Stars reviews
(I suck at writing summaries) My first Redwall story! More or less a selfinstert (me under a different name) into a time roughly...50 seasons after the most future book. so technically an AU. Also, if you pay attention to the latter chapters you'll find my (REALLLLLLY) late gift thingy for Brian Jaques. so, yeah. read on and review, good beasts! *salute*
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013
Unforeseen Circumstances: Alternate Reality 2 reviews
Another TF fic by yours truly. there may be some MINOR cases of SERIOUS TG anyone getting the reference? hint: I AM NOT A MORON! this is a different kind of StH fic than my other one. i blame AkuOreo on dA for the this kind of TF fetish. but you should go look at her pics they be GOOD maybe a bit of horror and suspence in there too
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012
Unforeseen Circumstances: Alternate Reality 1 reviews
NEW STORY! This one really IS one chapter. doing it so i see if that makes me get mo' reviews As you can see, it IS a different story line from the original UC story. this one is most definitively a TF story. as with UJC i will say if there is some M rated stuff in a chapter. might be some in the first one because of blood and gore
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012
Universe Jumper Chronicles reviews
New story about Fox does not follow JoFD story line says only 2 chapters long, but it is really 10, i call the chapters "chunks" 5 chapters long, over 10000 words. first chunk has nothing to do with pokemon, i was attempting a Halo story. i morphed into that. R&R! oh yeah, some parts are rated M for Blood, etc. there will be no LEMONS! i place warnings in ANs for chaps with them
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Latias
Journeys of Fox Downs Part 2 reviews
Sequel to The unfinished Journeys of Fox Downs Part 1. read that before this or read my bio T cuz' i'm paranoid NOTE: this is not from the Original story line. this is Sonic's Legacy by StoryWolf. Read that for beginning this'll be fun the foxes are in
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Tails, Sonic
Journeys of Fox Downs Part 1 reviews
this is my first story so go easy please. this is a story about the life changing experiances to two regular teens Fox Downs and Kate Kitune is better than it sounds please review and tell me if i should continue or not.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012
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