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Author has written 4 stories for Invader Zim.

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I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing they are doing, and make them want to write more! Giving kindness draws kindness to you.


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MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: KARKR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] Keef, Dib
Night of the Living Bugs by Spectra reviews
Am I the only one who thinks Zim looks like a big bug of some kind? Well, the local insects do, and now they've made him their high exalted leader! How will Zim use this to his advantage in his plans for global conquest, and can Dib stop him in time?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Zim, Gir, Dib
Dib and Squee Down in the Deeps by Senri reviews
Dib is forced to do three hundred hours of community service after a fight with Zim goes awry. Adventure follows. Not abandoned!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dib, Zim
Caring for Hatchlings by namelessDrifter reviews
While stranded on earth, Miyuki helps Professor Membrane take care of various experiments. cross posted on AO3. human smeets AU part 1b
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Almighty Tallest Miyuki, Prof. Membrane] Dib
Lets make a deal by namelessDrifter reviews
Dib summons the king of the damned in yet another poorly conceived plan to destroy zim.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
To End an Empire by namelessDrifter reviews
Abandoned by the Empire, Tak is out for revenge. But she can't do it alone, and there's only one person who can help her gain the trust of the allies she needs. (HINT: its Gaz). There is no way this could possibly end badly. Part 2b of Human Smeets AU, tagr, cross posted on AO3
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Gaz, Tak]
Zim&Dib: Private Eye by namelessDrifter reviews
Dib gives up his dreams of being a paranormal investigator for the next best thing: a PRIVATE investigator. Zim wants to leave earth, but due to weird space immigration laws, needs a neutral alien to do so. The only logical solution is for Zim and Dib to become private detectives... IN SPACE. basically a buddy cop (IN SPACE) au. ace zadr, can be read as zadf if that's yer thing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Zim, Dib
Science Knows No Bounds by namelessDrifter reviews
Cross posted from AO3. Professor Membrane finds a space ship crashed in his back yard. He is not prepared for how much this will change his life. Two-shot. Part 1 of Human Smeets AU ((REVISED 8/25/14))
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Almighty Tallest Miyuki, Prof. Membrane] Dib, Gaz - Complete
A Simple Request by HideousBlob reviews
"Yeah. Hi," she says from atop that primitive collection of tubes and noise and stink they call a vehicle here. "You're an alien, right?" What does she think I'm going to say to that? In broad daylight? In my own home? "Of course not. That's nonsense." "Y
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Complete
Displaced by Plastic Emotion reviews
She had two choices. Face the trial she was doomed to fail, or deceive a fool into ensuring her survival. And as these thoughts filled her data drive, she realized the one true fear she had was knocking on her door. She would be erased, and no one would remember her. And that wasn't about to happen. [Tenn, Zim, Skoodge, Dib, GIR, and more]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Zim, Dib, Skoodge, Tenn
Ax Man by zuzuthezombie reviews
"...Keef?" 'Yup! Heya, buddy.' "You do realize what this means, don't you, Zim?" "Yes. That we now have TWO things to deal with." Keef has finally snapped. And he's out for revenge. And Zim is, too. T for blood, violence, & mild swears. c Jhonen V.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - OC, Dib, Zim
Out of the Ordinary by PuddingNinja reviews
Bev seemed like a normal thirteen year old girl. Oh, how she wished that was true. Her life is a strange one, and it doesn't help when her new skool has a paranormal investigator and an alien. Will she be able to keep her secret, or will everyone find out?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,175 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Dib, Zim, OC
Clairvoyance by QueenoftheUndergrowth reviews
Zim's PAK begins to break down one fateful Earth-day which he successfully repairs. His PAK now improved, he sees the world with a new set of eyes. But now he can see people who aren't really there, and who is this little girl following him? Zim learns the truth about... Now complete... Contains characters from Jhonen's comics (though later on in the story).
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 274,728 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Zim - Complete
Thrown into the Invaders World by mewterra13 reviews
Terra was an average girl who was having her sweet 16 till out of nowhere, she was taken into the world of Invader Zim. Now she is living through the plot while trying to find a way home without getting caught by the Irkens or the idiot humans on Earth,with the help of Zim, Dib, Gaz and GIR,will she make it back home?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,840 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Zim, Dib
Encounters of the Blue Kind by A Scribbler reviews
Includes OC Amy! Zim gets tired of being chased by Dib and gets an accidental idea from Amy to bring a new paranormal creature to distract Dib. So, he summons he Smurfs. But when he gets more than he bargianed for with the Smurfs' evil enemy Gargamel, Zim thinks that maybe he needs help, after all, it's his world to take over, not some lame wizards! T for my own paranoia!
Crossover - Smurfs & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,966 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Zim - Complete
Reality Problems by Swordmouse reviews
(Old) The closer Dib got to his current goal, the more afraid he became of the consequences. What would this mean for him if Zim actually agreed? Either way, this would permanently change their relationship. !ZADR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,072 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Zim, Dib
Random Gir shots by WhateverI'maPerson reviews
These are just several moments of Gir insanity. Some are from the show, but I have created alot of them. I don't know how many I will write, but hopefully lots! : So enjoy and R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Gir
Prisoner of Nightmares by Swordmouse reviews
(Old) Having noticed all the -worthy- traits Dib possesses, Zim has decided he wants to own him, point blank. However after years of abuse and neglect, Dib is finally falling apart and will need care and attention to just stay sane, while an old threat is growing in his mind. !ZADR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,703 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Dib, Zim
Fear by The Writer Of Stories reviews
Because EVERYONE is afraid of something. "Believe it or not, his eyeballs were gone! It was soooo weird! But you know, he's my best friend so if he doesn't want his eyeballs, that's his own choice!" A multi chapter about the fears of the Invader Zim cast. UPDATE: Keef added
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011
The Stockroom by Donnistar reviews
A holding pen for drabbles, one-shots and songfics that can't stand on their own but that I liked too much to let rot on my hard drive. Lots of different genres and continuities. Probably nothing too weird. Newest: "Between," "Away," and "Replace." (Dib/Gretchen and ZADF)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012
The Skunk Girl by Whirl Feather reviews
Years ago, a cryptid had been discovered near Dib's city. People are frantic to find it after recent reports and sightings. Now said cryptid gets help from a couple of odd ET's, revealing a sorrowful backstory in the process. But will they all survive?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Complete
Dibble Drabble Outlet by KP100 reviews
My one-shot outlet, where I put any insperation or boredly writen one-shots... most will be funny! Most are ZADF..but knowing me you might find a hint of ZADR ina few. T because I'm a paranoid little authoress...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Zim, Dib
The Blackout by Jaywings reviews
The power goes out all over the city, leaving Zim spooked and Dib desperate to find out what his latest plan was. Two-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Starships and Spitwads by icypinkpop reviews
Are they really so different after all? ...Yes. Yes, they are. ZADF. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,120 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Frozen Whisper by I Am Not A Duck reviews
Nny and Squee go to the tundra area after hearing about a legend. They find the truth about a murderous girl who's spirit still wanders. Squee is forced to come after Nny killed his parents. What will they find in this tundra? Read to see...
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Johnny C., Squee C.
An Unfortunate Encounter With Johnny C by Hawkbelly reviews
Sometimes, unexplained things happen, and those things can be dangerous - life-threatening, even. Usually there's a way out, but I can't see one this time. I'm always trying to look at the positive side of life if I can, mainly so I don't end up completely insane, but when I end up near-literally facing death in the face, how can I possibly find a bright side when none exists!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Johnny C.
Elemental by Donnistar reviews
A set of four loosely connected one-shots, all themed around the four classical elements of air, fire, earth, and water. Last up: Gaz, representing water. :Finished:
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
Little Master by pikurosonai00 reviews
One of Zim's plans to take over the world goes wrong and turns him back into a young smeet! As he waits for the materials needed for a cure, people get sucked in by his cuteness, Dib becomes more suspicious of the alien's sudden disapearance from skool, and Gir drives him crazy! Will the little Irken even manage to survive in such a state?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Zim
Amy Oneshots by A Scribbler reviews
A series of one-shot fics that include my OC Amy. Will include a description of the fic at the start of each and will sometimes contain ZaGr as well as DaAr Dib and Amy . There will aslo be a pointer of when each fic is set, not to get confused or anything. More description inside, Enjoy XD T for my paranoia
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,354 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
You're So Stupid by stretch the faunlet reviews
Their friendship was definitely an odd one. A bunch of drabbles surrounding Zim and Dib's weird friendship. NO ROMANCE. ZADF. Ten drabbles per chapter! UPDATED!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Zim, Dib
Demons and Aliens by I Am Not A Duck reviews
After a teliporter project gone wrong, Sam and Dean ended up in the Invader ZIM universe. But the demon they were hunting, came with
Crossover - Invader Zim & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012
Unexpexted Surprise by PsYcHoGaMeR164 reviews
I was just a "normal" freak girl going to High School. When did I EVER ask for this much chaos? What happen's when Invader ZIM and JtHM meet my life. Well let's just say it's gonna be one hell of a ride! Suck at Sum Read if you like vilonce, demons, and crazy funny drama.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Zim, Johnny C.
Metal Hearts by UltimateKawaiiGirl reviews
Tak and MiMi have crash-landed on Earth. Tak is taking the opportunity to try to take Zim's mission again, and MiMi, of course, is assisting her. But MiMi keeps running into Zim's defective SIR unit, Gir... who has the strangest desire to be friends. MiMi x Gir romance. Rated K-plus in case.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Mimi, Gir
Fast Thinking by Whovian 1.0 reviews
What do you get when you mix fast thinking, a couple of lies, a birthday, and a few cameras? ZADR of course!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Doom Filled Trip by Clawed Galaxy Dragon reviews
"Horrible, you're all here today." Ms. Bitters growled, looking over the classroom. "Now that you're all sitting and quiet, I have an announcement. In order to reduce misery-induced suicide rates among the student body, the principal has ordered the next three days to be a retreat- to the awful doom-filled beach. I hope you all burn in the sun and die." Dib grinned in anticipation.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,787 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
How Marceline Met Bonnibel by music.movies.heart reviews
Before the time of Finn and Jake, there was still a vampire queen and a candy princess roaming around the land of Ooo. This is the story of how the two met. Now a two-shot!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Mystic Mindset by Whirl Feather reviews
Pleecy's a special Irken valued by the Tallest because of her 'talents.' When she's sent after Zim after telling them he's heading to a galaxy full of planets and befriends Dib, a horrible accident occurs. Can she beat the time limit, or is Dib doomed?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Dib - Complete
The Right Tool for the Job by Donnistar reviews
Zim's turned Dib into a zombie and isn't sure what to do about it. Oneshot. Contest entry for Alohilani. :Finished:
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Surprise Visit by pikurosonai00 reviews
It was just Zim's luck to hear a knock on the door the day he was sick. But it wasn't the fact he actually had a visitor that surprised him. It was who the visitor happened to be. Pointless ZaTr oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Zim, Tak - Complete
The Great Game by BeatingHeartandWings reviews
The Doctor, Amy and Rory end up in an abandoned warehouse and meet three men who deal in hunting the supernatural. They team up to investigate, but something more dangerous is catching up to them. Pairings: Amy/Rory Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, Dean W.
Coffee Black by owlpostagain reviews
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Dib: Big Brother by Invader Mas reviews
Dib goes to Zim's house one day and what he see's makes him laugh so hard, he almost faints. But Dib has to live with it for while... untill they can find a cure... ZADF and ZAMR... OC lol
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012
Birthday of Wonder and DOOM! by A Scribbler reviews
Another sequel to 'An Adventure of My Own', OC POV. It's Amy's birthday and she makes the worse wish ever, for Zim and Dib to be friends for a week! Can they do it, or will they kill each other by the first day? And when a day out goes bad and they bump into an old 'buddy' with orange hair and a happy dispositon... look out! Warning for scarily happy Keef. Rated T for my paranoia
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Coaster of DOOM by stretch the faunlet reviews
Zim and Dib get stuck on a roller coaster. Enough said. ZADF. NO ZADR AT ALL. This is ZADF all the way! One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Not the Best First Impression by A Scribbler reviews
After babysitting Squee, Izzy learns that you shouldn't mess with the crazy man next door, but why did he change his mind about killing her? Does she want revenge, is there more to him? And why is she starting to hear voices the longer she's with him? Not a romance even if it seems like one at times! This is Nny we're talking about here!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Foxglove by A Scribbler reviews
Danny and friends come across Vixey, a new girl in school that has some pretty unusual powers of her own, but is she a ghost? Is she a threat? Why can't she tell them what's really going on? It's up to Danny and the gang to get to the bottom of things!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Dog Door of DOOM by stretch the faunlet reviews
Based on an embarrassing situation I was in today. He underestimated the size of the dog door, and he realized this when the horror of his current situation sank in: He was stuck. He was stuck in that damn dog door! Minor ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
An Adventure of My Own by A Scribbler reviews
An epic adventure, theres mistrust and romance, flying in space. From OC POV: I've just moved to America where I come across a green neighbour, a big headed friends and bunch of other characters, but whose side do I choose to be on in the end?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Gir gets dogsat by Shadowdib reviews
Zim is out of town and Computer is getting repaired, so what happens when Gir gets dog sat by a normal human-who can be as crazy as him? Chaos! I know the title is bad. This is a story for one of my bff's, Sara! She loves Gir, so I put her in the story.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Gir
I Like That Dog JTHM Oneshot by BlueABC123 reviews
Nny finds a stray chocolate lab outside his house. First oneshot. :
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
GIR by zuzuthezombie reviews
Zim teaches Gir how to write his name. Short, pointless fluffy stuff. And guess what? I don't own anything! Really didn't know what to put for the title...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Pie, Pie, Pies, Pies, and Pi by zuzuthezombie reviews
The gang celebrates Pi Day. Happy Pi Day, y'all! It's the wonderful day of March 14th, 2012, or 3/14/2012. Have a nice Pi Day! Hmm, that was all for the summary... oh! I almost forgot! I own nothing. Gir: ya, happayy Piii Dayyyy! Zim: quiet Gir!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Cereal by zuzuthezombie reviews
One-shot. The TARDIS crew REALLY like their Cracklin' Oat Bran! I own nothing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Get Well Soon, DibStink by FriedMetaki reviews
Even sworn enemies can show sympathy for one another once in awhile. Implied ZADR, mostly ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Bagel Lord by I Am Not A Duck reviews
ZIM captures Jhonen and brings him to his lab. In the process, Jhonen drops his bagel! There he can't make an offering to the Bagel Lord, so DOOM happens!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Busman's Holiday by Disasteriffic Kaz reviews
Tag to 7x01 – AU a little crossover interlude of this show I adore with the show I have loved since I was 6. Supernatural meets Doctor Who. Takes place between Death leaving the boys at the house and the next morning at Bobby's and anime porn.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sam W. - Complete
A New World To Conquer by Eaglestarisawesome5 reviews
What happens when Zim,GIR,Dib,and Gaz find themselves in the world of Warriors?A lot actually.Zim is now Beastspirit of Shadowclan,Dib is Nightclaw of Thunderclan,Gaz is Rageheart of Thunderclan,and GIR is Greenpelt of Shadowclan.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Zim, Firestar
More than What Meets the Eye by pikurosonai00 reviews
After the Skool gives out vaccinations, poor Zim ends up ill. But at home, he notices a sudden change in Gir's behavior, making Zim realize that maybe Gir can be serious, when the robot feels he has to be, no matter what happens.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Gir, Zim - Complete
The Sickness by Coraline15 reviews
When Zim doesn't feel well, Dib immediately begins to think that it is a trick to let his guard down. But he soon realizes that his rival has in fact become extremely ill and may be running out of time. Can Dib find the cure? PLEASE R&R! THANKS! ZADF!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,512 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
FTW by Runamuk reviews
"So, let's see. Things are looking pretty bad. But, still… I guess it could be worse. Oh, no, wait. Wait a second. I was wrong." ZADF more or less .
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Zim, Dib
Bathroom Peril by stretch the faunlet reviews
After Zim gets himself in an unpleasant predicament at the Membrane household bathroom, Dib takes advantage of the oppurtunity for revenge. ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Breathe Me by stretch the faunlet reviews
Based on the song by Sia. Zim finally breaks at Skool one day after learning he is a defect, and all the hatred towards him by everyone else around him comes into light. But one unlikely person shows him that he's not alone. ZADF.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Zim, Dib
Nightmares by Lilly Winters reviews
Zim finally manages to outwit Dib. But through an unexpected conversation, they will learn the similarities of their fears and nightmares. Semi-Zadf.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Supernatural Oath by CatielDeanFan reviews
Pure crack. I promise to remember Supernatural when...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
The Enemy's Gift by Lilly Winters reviews
After his entire family forgets his birthday, Dib is shocked to realize that someone else has remembered. And he is more shocked by who it is that remembers. Zadf.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Recollections by cupidity11 reviews
100 Sentence Challange consisting of ZaDr, RaPr, TaGr, DaLNr ectect
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
Full Potential by Lilly Winters reviews
"They hurt you, master. The Tallest hurt you badly." Just like Zim, Gir was never given the chance to live up to his full potential. Zim and Gir friendship
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Gir, Zim - Complete
You May Be A Supernatural Fan If by CarterShay reviews
You May Be A Supernatural Fan If...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011
Taller and Alone by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Tallest Purple has grown and is declared the only Tallest of Irk, while Red gets exiled and sent down to Earth. With Zim. No romance, just friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Red, Zim - Complete
The Same by JoeMerl reviews
Dib thinks that Gretchen might be different than all the other kids in his class. One-shot. Could be read as friendship or romance.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Dib, Gretchen - Complete
The Amulet by firefox b reviews
The gypsy chihuahua Sylvia from "Courage the Cowardly Dog" guides a youth in his first werewolf transformation.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Astronaut Donuts by Kyle on Ice reviews
Kat is a human Astronaut. Somehow, her ship crash lands into the Tallest's Donut supply. Well, she doesn't have anywhere else to go. Why not stay here? Red/OC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Red
Fun At Barnes and Noble by stretch the faunlet reviews
Zim and Dib explore the wonders that lie within Barnes and Noble... and of the joy of making fun of Twilight. ZADF one-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
ZaDR Bullied by SpyroForLife reviews
Torque and Chunk decide to bully a nerd... that nerd being Dib. Zim is NOT very happy about that. ZaDR/ZaDF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Questions by Golden Snowflake reviews
There's a long pause, and Dib looks over at Zim. The Irken is waiting to have his full attention, which would be kind of endearing if it wasn't simultaneously very, very annoying. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Blank Page by Sideos reviews
ONESHOT. Zim is given the homework assignment of writing a simple, one page story. Thing is, he's never written anything before in his life. Being creative is 'unirken'. Zim however soon discovers the joy of creativity.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Zim - Complete
This ZADF stuff is crap by PartyPoisonandFunGhoul reviews
Not really. Fiona just needed a title. ZaDf stuff, though I can reluctantly see how it could be misinterpreted as ZaDr. One-shot. Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
What is RAPR? by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Red and Purple find out what RAPR is. It does not go well. Rated just because RAPR is gross!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
For Your Laughter by Greyy-Eyess reviews
Zim notices that Dib seems sadder than usual, so when everyone leaves, he decides to cheer the human up. ZADF or ZADR...I don't care how you interpret this. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
You say, I say by Splinter-the-dragonqueen reviews
ZADF oneshot...no flames please...NOT ZADR! Rated T to be safe...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Epilogue by Scurvy-Monkey reviews
Sometimes what we think will happen and what actually happened are two very different things. ZADF centric One-Shot, multiple friendships, one crack pairing. Nothing but fluffy sugar-coated sweetness.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
25 Words of ZaDf by CandyIsYummyNomNom reviews
A few sentances of ZaDf. DaTr hinted. Oneshot, flames will not be enjoyed.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Antennae by LackOfMonkey reviews
Zim and Tak's antennae become stuck together by accident. Hilarity ensues, along with something else. ZATR. COMPLETE!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
What We Could Have Been by Eternally Ebony reviews
Too hot to do anything else, Dib and Zim force themselves to act 'normal'. By the end of the day, Zim realizes something. Too bad humans are so stupid... ZaDf, one-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Disclaimer by DecemberOfDying reviews
The Ultimate Disclaimer for Doctor Who.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/20/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Beautiful Concept by CStardust reviews
... But an impossible reality. ZaGr.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Cake, Ice Cream and Hate by Red Witch reviews
Zim, Gir, Dib and Gaz go to Keef's birthday party. Let the madness begin!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Keef, Zim - Complete
Lies and Truths by heartofstone15 reviews
Oneshot ZADF I own nothing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
50 Words of ZAGR by JoeMerl reviews
Zim only cared about himself and world conquest. Gaz only cared about herself and her video games. Oddly enough, they also wound up caring about each other. Fifty short ZAGR prompts, one-shot, complete. Rated for violence, cursing and other themes.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2010 - [Zim, Gaz] [Dib, Tak] - Complete
SATR Claus by JoeMerl reviews
Skoodge just wants two things for Christmas: to spread joy and watch his favorite TV special. But as he treks through the city delivering gifts to his "friends," will he find anybody to actually spend the holiday with? Skoodge/Tak, one-shot. Cover image by InvaderZimFanNumber1.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - [Skoodge, Tak] Zim, Gir - Complete
Two to Tango by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
God is a DJ, life is a dance floor. Maybe it's just the punch, but for the first time, Dib is thinking about what's really going on. ZADR, but in a clueless sort of way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
50 Words of ZADF by JoeMerl reviews
When a young paranormal investigator is best friends with a psychotic alien monster, life is bound to be weird in a whole lot of ways. Here and fifty of them. Friendship, not ZADR, one-shot, complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog: Tournament of the Stars by The Brawler reviews
Sonic the Hedgehog enters a tournament to win the Chaos Emeralds. But who's behind it all? OCs no longer needed.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,327 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Invader Zim: The Series by ngrey651 reviews
An adaptation of the Invader Zim series, including all the unaired and partially-made episodes as I could find. See the whole epic tale from beginning to end with Dib, Zim, GIR, Gaz, Tak, Skoodge, Red, Purple and many, many more!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 429,062 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Advice by The Genius Mage reviews
Shadow offers Amy some advice on Sonic.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Shadow, Amy - Complete
Toasty by PichuK reviews
A fateful encounter with a door to door saleswoman starts a truly amazing relationship. Gir/Toaster Romance.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Gir - Complete
25 Things You Shouldn't Do to Espio by DJ BLEACH reviews
IT IS BACK BABY! This time it's everyone's favorite ninja, Espio! Remember not to say "BELIEVE IT!" anywhere near him!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Espio - Complete
Invader Skoodge by ngrey651 reviews
So how DID Skoodge conquer Planet Blorch? I mean...he's Skoodge. Well, pull up a chair and join us as he relates his tale of victory to his fellow Invaders on his success...and secrets of the past will be revealed one by one, and a new alliance made...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Skoodge, Tenn - Complete
Dusk Sets by Darkblur reviews
Eggman has created a new foe for Sonic. Only thing is that this one is different from his other creations, this one is alive. But is she really bad? Amy/Sonic OC/Shadow
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,756 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Dib in the PITS by JoeMerl reviews
A girl more chipper than Keef, a boy more crazy than Dib, giant robots and naked baby pictures-this alien-fighting club wasn't turning out quite how Dib had expected. Slight one-sided Dib/OC, implied one-sided Gretchen/Dib. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,333 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Zim, Dib, OC - Complete
Souvenirs by Senri reviews
When Zim left earth he took a few things to remember it by. This is it, kids.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,378 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Starcluster by Senri reviews
A collection of Zim drabbles of various genre, pairing, and rating, written for a livejournal community. Drabble 58: Fall.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 42,903 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Zim, Dib
Wet Skoolbooks by JoeMerl reviews
Gretchen and Dib have a nice-if awkward-conversation as the two walk home together. Tie-in to "Dib in the PITS" and "Just Perfect," but can be read alone.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Gretchen, Dib] - Complete
Just Perfect by JoeMerl reviews
Of course Dib would start the club. And of course Keef would join. And of course, Gretchen is frozen outside the door. As usual. One-sided Gretchen/Dib, one-shot. Tie-in to my story "Dib in the PITS," but can be read alone.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - [Gretchen, Dib] - Complete
InvadED by AMX reviews
A few weeks after Cartoon Network Invaded, a new student moves to Peach Creek. However, what is his true motive? The Eds are about to find out! Ed Edd n EddyInvader Zim crossover. R&R
Crossover - Invader Zim & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,625 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
A Weekend at EARL's by JoeMerl reviews
When Zim takes GIR and Minimoose away for the weekend, Dib pays a visit to Zim's most neglected, nameless minion. Dib/ZC friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Computer, Dib - Complete
Owl at Noon by ikhor reviews
At first she didn't realize it, but when faced with the opportunity Gretchen comes to understand that the one thing she wants most in the world is Dib's forgiveness.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Dib, Gretchen - Complete
Squee's Fantastical Field Trip of DOOM by WTFWonder reviews
Squee’s class is taking an educational field trip to the zoo, but they’re short one chaperone. Guess who volunteers? JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
invisible by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
He needs Dib to see. ZADR. EDITED!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Place Of No Name: Gretchen by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
There is a store, sitting there with no name. And Gretchen believes it can help her finally get what she wants, Dib's attention. But things are not always what they seem... One shot for SqueekyPhr33k.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Gretchen, Bill - Complete
A Plushie Named MiniZim by Teya Yashitoda reviews
Dib shows Zim his most beloved possession. ZADF WARNING: Meaningless fluff, which this fandom doesn't need in abundance.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
JTHM: Escape from below by Invader Vex reviews
I don't know how long I have been trapped in this labrynth of a basement, running from HIM. He fear I will wake up and be dead at his hands. i managed to escape my shackles, but can I escape from the hands of the infamous... JTHM?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2007
Zero Negative by DemonSurfer reviews
I loved her with all of my heart, body, and soul. And yet I killed her.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Zim, Almighty Tallest Miyuki - Complete
Lilo and Stitch: Ohana by ngrey651 reviews
A boy from the real world arrives in theirs, and turns the island upside-down with his eccentricity. New foes appear to challenge Lilo and Stitch, and it will take all of the ohana to bring peace to Kauai! Read, review, check it out this epic adventure!
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 278,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Things I Learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog by avatarjk137 reviews
A good cartoon teaches you things. Funny things. Here are 25 of the valuable life lessons I learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Rated K plus, like the show should be. My first oneshot! Oh yeah, review, please.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Some Things Aren't Meant To Be Understood by toxic-dreamer-2 reviews
Zim just couldn't understand, and he hated how weak it made him feel. ZADF? I think so.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Monser by kdsch123 reviews
kid!Supernatural fic
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2006 - John W., Dean W.
The Trial by Phoenix Skyborne reviews
The script of the episode that never was presented in story format. I wrote this in an attempt to 'flesh it out'. It's much more than just dialogue, people.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Zim, Purple, Red, Gir - Complete
Halloween by Marie the Hedgecat reviews
This is what I picture if Squee were to go to Johnny's house on Halloween. My first JTHM fic.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Star Gazing by toxic-dreamer-2 reviews
Perhaps humans possessed a certain quality that allowed them to see pass the emptiness of the night sky.....pass the fury of the burning stars....and the loneliness of the moon. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Green Angel by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Oneshot Firstperson. It was never the intention of Zim to care for anyone. Zim wanted no one, Zim needed no one. Yet cries of a smeet from a dark alley cracked one Irken's shell...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Zim - Complete
Fine Line Between Love and Hate by Lael Adair reviews
"So," Membrane rumbled as he materialized in a column of spectral smoke, "I find you here. It was only a matter of time." Before him the child retreated a step, eyes wide and disbelieving. "Dad?" And suddenly, he wanted it. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Ms. Bitters, Prof. Membrane - Complete
The Beginnings of Insanity by Victoria Anne Manning reviews
Just your average crazy man telling someone about his insanity. JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Johnny C. - Complete
Moonlight by Phantom of Spades reviews
“And I promised the moon to GIR…” Promises between two represent strong love, especially when kept. One shot. [ZimxGIR]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Pact by Senri reviews
Gaz breaks through and Dib breaks out, preparing to go after Zim. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Dib, Zim
Skirting the Shallows of Walden by Senri reviews
Most people lead lives of quiet desperation. Some of them get a little louder about it. FEMMESLASH, DeviTenna.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Devi D., Tenna - Complete
Losing Faith in Heros by Delphinbella reviews
Gaz looks back on her relationship with her brother. "When I was in kindergarten, my teacher asked the class who we wanted to be when we grew up. I answered 'Dib'."
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2005
Camping Trip by Amouthea reviews
The Membrane family goes on an uncharacteristic camping trip. But how will Dib prevent Zim from taking over the world while he's away? Why, by dragging him along, of course! ZADF & ZAGR eventually
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,328 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
JtHM Poems by Butterfly Stomper reviews
Well, look at the title. These are random JtHM poems I've written. So read... please.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2004
Invaders Need No one by Darqx reviews
(One-shot) Zim is forced to reassess this statement as he talks to an injured Gir.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
My Nailbunny by Poptart Faerie reviews
Nailbunny always was one of my favorite JtHM characters...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2004
Almost Human by Spacefille reviews
Takes place five years in the future. Zim is dying, and life changes permanently for Gaz when she decides to help out the little alien her brother hates. Contains mild ZAGR. Beware the rain. Complete
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,122 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Oh Mary Sue! by CherryCoke reviews
Is your fan character a Mary Sue? Find out here! (Great for beginning Zim fanfic writers!)
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2003
When Comics and Cartoons Collide by Alias Black reviews
IZ/JTHM crossover whoo! Okay it's actually more Squee than JTHM but oh well. Todd/Squee transfers to Dib's Skool, wierdo stuff happens! R&R please!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002
Invader Zim: The Movie!!! by Invader Sam reviews
Zim, Dib, Gaz & GIR travel to Irk to stop an invading Alien Army! Cool, huh? ^_^ Chapter 18 & 19 are up now!! The finale!! Yay!! Will Zim never return to Earth?? ^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2002 - Published: 5/1/2002
Look! It's another JTHM crossover! Fun! by Leftomaniac reviews
Rated for language. Short thing, Zim sees Nny, and freaks out quite cutely. Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2001
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Seriously Again reviews
I normally don't understand anything, but I always thought that I understood Invader Zim. I think I was wrong. Sasha understands it better, that's for sure. Wish I knew where she was. Or why she keeps popping in and out of reality so much. Well, this reality. (re-vamp of an old story. Lets see how this goes. Rated T for my humor.)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,077 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak
Seriously? reviews
Discontinued
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,876 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Zim, Dib
Teased reviews
' Zim stood still for a moment, insanely happy grin still spread over his face.Then, quite suddenly, the chart went flying across the room, broken in half, and Zim was panting, fists clenched at his sides and eyes narrowed. ' Oneshot about Zim snapping... It's terrible. Tell me how terrible it is with a review!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
I Promised You The Moon reviews
Zim always keeps a promise... Always... And so will Gir... Sad litte One-shot fic I wrote...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Gir, Zim - Complete