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Author has written 22 stories for Invader Zim, and 39 Clues.
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LITTLE BIT 'BOUT ME!!!: I love the color black. I kind of had long brown hair, it went to my upper-middle back and now it's about earlobe level. I donated the hair to Locks of Love and I THINK they require 10 inches at least. My main pairings are ZaTr, and OCs but I will write for mostly anything. I like to write humor or romance but with teenagerism on full drive, romance is my current disposition although I will be putting up a paraody type of fic for IZ and 39 Clues for Dark Shadows. It's originally a TV show from like the '60s and my mother has showed me it. If you have Netflix or anything like it or ascecss to streaming TV shows from the Internet, I highly recommend the show. I love reading horror and mystery but suck at writing it. I TAKE REQUESTS FOR INVADER ZIM, 39 CLUES, ANY ALFRED HITCHCOCK, PERCY JACKSON, KANE CHRONICLES OR DARK SHADOWS. Hope you guys enjoy reading my stories and hope I get lots of requests!!!! I have a DeviantArt account and I am Punkergal on DA!!
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I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole.
I am the girl that fit in better at Irk, or any Anime or Manga, Pallet Town, City park zoo, or even Bikini Bottom, then at my school.
I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange.
I am the girl who has never stayed up all night. I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time.
I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol.
I am the girl that wants a kindle, not a cell phone or music player.
I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that.
I am the girl that would rather talk about Pokemon, or Invader Zim, or POM, or anime and manga, then singers.
I am the girl that sticks up for people like Justin Beiber, saying things like "He is not a bad singer, I am just not crazy about him. You have no right to be mean like that, or say he is gay. He is PERFECTLY normal."
I am the girl that stick up for people, when no one else does.
I am the girl that likes Twilight, and is always telling people that it is a good book series, and that she is on Team Bella, and that she is not INSANE about it.
I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.
I am the STRANGE girl that says gay people have rights too, and to stop making gay jokes.
I am the girl that has a speech problem, that everyone thinks is SO FUNNY.
I am the girl that enjoys being who I am.
I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person.
I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy.
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Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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People say " Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well think the guns help, cuz if you stand there and yell BANG! I don't think you're going to kill many people... I have tried... it doesn't work...
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:INVADER ZIM ((REVISED)):
ONYX CAHIL: After having Zim ruin a good portion of her life from hatching to Impending Doom I, she became the personal assassin to the Tallests. They had assigned her to kill Zim, her being successful in every single other mission. Her success is based on the insanity she has in her mind. Nyx keeps it in control for the most part, but when near a target or provoked, she will both purposefully or accidentally snap and kill anything until enough blood is shed to sate the madness, even if it must be her own. Then she will try to stabilize her mind completely and will go back to report success if she killed a target. She failed in Zim’s case because he had scanned her in the eyes, trying to prove they were related. Because in the version of the universe I have, Irkens related to one another cannot kill the other or they will die as well. Zim successfully proved their blood relation and Nyx fell into a small depression and despair. For a short while, she attempted to kill herself. She tried dePAKing herself, a failure. Then she proceeded to try to drain all of her blood, thus creating the scars along her right palm ((She’s left handed.)) and both arms. Because in my world, Irkens have a main blood vessel in their palms, like with us it’s close to our wrists. When that attempt failed, she sat in the middle of the interstate, praying to get run over. Another bitter failure met her and she snapped every night to deal with it. She would kill random people going for walks, the policemen going after her and she’s attacked her friend Kota, making their relationship go a little sour. If she is hanging out with someone she likes alive or Zim, she will have to keep herself under control. This will sometimes result in more scars added to her arms or palms. Nyx is usually calm and cold, every once and a while opening up. She is easy to read if one would befriend her, like Kota and others did on Earth. She is very bipolar, and one little thing can ruin her whole day. Nyx has been called a defective and insane. She will normally take both as compliments. She is very good with people, organ wise and Nyx can be diplomatic despite her insanity. She knows all the organ parts of a human, Irken and so many other races that it’s not even funny. She will tend to experiment on people or Irkens. To those who respect her or care for her, she will return the favor. She is not good with wires. She'll also respond to Nyx but hates when she's called Nyxie.
HER APPERANCE: I modeled her after Tak, having the same shaped eyes but completely black. Her antennae are boxy but curly at the same time. She is very, very skinny with most of her ribs and her hipbones very prominent. But despite her appearance, she is strong and could probably beat the hell out of most Irkens. Like Kota, Nyx is just about flat-chested and if she has her tunic or pajamas on, it is very hard to tell if she is flat-chested or not. Nyx is very, very tall standing about six-foot three inches if measured by American human measuring system. Her skin tone is more towards the jade color and she will wear her Assassin uniform, which is almost identical to the Invader’s uniform, but sometime opts for human clothes. She will wear a different outfit to bed than what she normally wears, those clothes being extremely short plaid shorts and an almost translucent navy blue t-shirt. She likes to be barefoot when relaxing but is mostly seen in her beat up combat boots or something black. Always black. She always has fingerless gloves on. Those have pressure sensitive pads on the palm side that, when depressed, will shoot out small but lethal throwing knives. If anyone were to take off her gloves, they would notice scars on her wrists and palms. Explained in background information. Her teeth are sharper than a normal Irken's along with her claws as well. She has insomnia so dark circles ring under her eyes most of the time, when she doesn’t bother to cover it up.
Her human disguise isn't any different in her build. Her hair is black and short, only reaching to her chin. It's unruly and messy, sometimes covering parts of her face. She wears eyeliner, loads of it. The skin tone is fairly dark, a deep tan. Her nails are sharp and more than often highly dangerous. Her teeth and segmented tongue haven't changed from her Irken form. She still wears combat boots. She will normally wear a black spaghetti strap shirt with tight black pants. But if attending something formal or wanting to intimidate someone, she will opt for something different but most of the time the color she wears is black.
KAT MERTIN: A crazy human doomed to a boring dull life. Not at all sane, highly dangerous, and obsessor of moose. Practically sentanced to mental insanity, an obsessive behavior and animal loving. Always thinking, highly underestimated, ignored, and never messed with. In Middel Skool with her stepsister, a new girl comes in and claims she's related to the weird green kid, Zim. She fit in pretty well and caught the eye of Leo. She is depressing and instantly a friend to Kat. Dib is suddenly out to get her new friend, so what does Kat do?! Gives the mentally unstable Irken a chainsaw that's what!! Her new friend is not what she appers to be... A.K.A: Katherine
APPERANCE: Dirty blonde hair, grayish blue eyes, pale skin, freckles, skin'n'bones skinny, pink/white jacket, blue short sleeved shirt, white sneakers, tight blue jeans,braces, and stands at 4ft 11in.
DAKOTA FLAMEN: She's Hispanic and will tend to switch from Spanish to English and back in a single sentence. She was raised by her temperamental, hot-headed mother which lead to her becoming slightly hot-headed when she's provoked. At the age of ten ((her age in the RP is around 14)), her mother married to a single father thus giving her the most insane stepsister she's ever encountered. Only a few months later, Zim showed up and she became what some would call a friend to him. After she turned eleven, Nyx showed up and a week later was revealed to be Zim's stepsister. She had been caught by Nyx during one of the other's insane fits, causing her to give her scars running up and down the pale sides of her arms. Kota carries a tazer in her pocket, stolen from the corpse of a policeman Nyx had killed. Kota is not easily charmed and can be very untrusting. But she is a generally kind and calm person. She plays flute and enjoys music.
APPERANCE: Brown hair with artificial blonde highlights reaching to about mid-back. Her eyes are all different colors ranging from yellow to purple to even red in some places. Her face is a little angular, cheek bones slightly showing but with squishy cheeks that her stepsister loves to poke. She is very, very skinny, her ribs showing and very little muscle. She's almost flat chested, if it weren't for the tight material of her t-shirt, it would be impossible to tell. She has pink and blue braces, even though her teeth are almost completely straight. She normally wears a green or purple t-shirt with skinny jeans, if not working with wires or machines. If she is working with machines, she will wear a loose white shirt over a stained blue camisol with stained, drawn on, ripped, oversized jeans. She always has on blue Converse or black flip-flops, depending on what she is currently doing. She has scars up and down the pale sides of her arms due to being attacked.
SAM ADAKS: A normal person for once. Plays trombone, gets good grades, and has not too many friends. During band one day, he walked right into the flute section. Almost running into Kota, he knocks her neighbor (Dab) right out of her chair. He makes a couple of friends. When Nyx comes into the picture, he is skeptical and Dib tries to recriut him to try and capture her. He is talked out of it by Kota and Dab. But after a while it seems like Dib might have been correct... A.K.A Samuel.
APPERANCE: Short brown hair, brown eyes, tan skin, skinny, white t-shirt, blue cargo shorts, gray sneakers, and stands at 5ft 3in.
DARBIE BLUKINS: Another (kind of) normal person. Extremely smart, bane of the world, and gets spazzy on caffine and sugar. In band class once, she was talking to her neighbor when someone walked right into her. She was knocked right out of her chair. The only thing weird about it was she made a friend afterwards! After a tragety with an old friend she picks up the pieces of her life and goes back to life. Under the facade of happiness. After Nyx comes in, she makes another friend. When Dib threatens to tear a friend away, she shows her loyalties. But what is she protecting... A.K.A: Dab.
APPERANCE: Shoulder length golden-brown hair, brown eyes, pale/tan skin, skinny, boxer shorts, spigettei strap shirt, bare feet, freckles, and stands 5ft 10in.
ZERA: After hatching, she was designated to be an Invader and was successful in her goal to be a part of Impending Doom One. During the destruction and chaos of the failed conquest mission, she was struck on the head very hard. Her PAK was also severely damaged in the chaos, both factors morphing her into the sadistic, unfeeling Irken she is now. During a retrieval mission with another, an asteroid hit her Spittle Runner and set them off course and into the Milky Way. Not realizing this until much later, the damage along with another asteroid strike made her ship spiral down to Earth. Literally. Her and the other were both trapped, their only chances of escape lying with Zim and Dib. Zera can be very... bipolar. One minute she'll be ready to kill you and the next she'll be kissing you. She is mostly like this around any boy. She is very cold, never using conjunctions for some odd reason and if she does then it's because she's either in one of her insane flashes or a bipolar moment or just a small slip of the tongue. For those who know her, they know she is very complex and can be rather abysmal if upset. In some situations, she enjoys her own pain and will go to drastic measures to achieve pain. In other situations, she will kill to see other people in pain and she doesn't really care about consequences. She is extremely possessive. Zera is creative, she loves to do anything with her hands. She has thought about killing herself but never gone through with the thought. She's good at singing.
APPEARANCE: The appearance is basic. She has eyes like Nyx, but magenta like Zim's. Her antennae look like, you know how some girls crimp their hair? That's how the very ends of her antennae look. She's like my other characters but has a lot of issues, like actually being anorexic and looking as if she has been for years. Because she has. But she is extremely strong, almost to a point where it would be scary. Her collarbone, hip bones, and ribs show. She is flat-chested, not almost like Nyx or Kota. And it's easy to tell that. Zera's height is about four foot three, extremely short compared to all of my other OCs. Her skin is the palest of all of the others, so pale of a green it's difficult to tell if her skin has pigment at all, almost white. She wears the Invader uniform, a shade darker than Zim's. But the end of the tunic is torn and the sleeves are burnt for the long-sleeved shirt. Her gloves are fingertip less and it looks like they were torn off, the material ragged. They show her claws, which are about as sharp as Nyx's. She'll opt for human clothes, only if they're magenta, black or green. She likes green. She has combat boots like Nny does and they are scuffed so much. Her teeth are sharp, very sharp. But not as sharp as Nyx's. She also has insomnia, but covers the dark circles under her eyes. She has a scar going across her right eye.
Zera's build is the same as her Irken form. Her hair is also black, but it's longer and straight. It's ALWAYS perfect, no matter what she's doing. She wears a lot of eye make up, her eyeliner rings around her eyes heavily along with eye shadow layered on her lids. Her scar is still there. Her nails are usually painted midnight blue, with the polish shimmering. Her skin tone is very pale, almost white. Her teeth nor her segmented tongue have changed. Her boots are still there and she wears a black jacket over a blue tank top the same color as her nail polish. She has a choker, magenta wire necklace. Her pants are black, looking like jeans. But if she's going to something formal she'll wear a short midnight blue dress with black heels. ((Basically my homecoming outfit.))
PLEASE NOTE: Zera was a collaboration between ExhilaratingDarkness and I.
-Pick the month you were born in-
January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman
-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because the aliens did experiments on me.
-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...
I loved an angel because I'm a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn't think so!
You say Martians. We say Irkens.
You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.
You say backpack. We say PAK.
You say uprising. We say RESISTY!
You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.
You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!
You say ugly. We say big head.
You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".
You say robot. We say GIR.
You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"
You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"
You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"
You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"
You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.
1. What is your REAL name? That my friends is fucking classified.
2. What is your favorite fruit? Seriously? WATERMELON YOU BASTARD!!!
3. What song are you listening to right now? Rainbow Factory
4. What's your favortie color? Black.
5. What's your favorite band? Skillet or My Chemical Romance.
6. What do you write for most on FF.net? Invader Zim
7. What's your favorite smoothie flavor? Green tea, yeah I'm weird.
8. What is your favorite story of yours? Hm.. I hate them all. Just kidding, I like RANDOMNESS!
9. Favorite subject in school? Band or history.
10. Most difficult book you've read? Romeo and Juliet, decoding Shapespeare ugh. But the dude a GENIUS!!!
My crazy friend strikes again!!! Well this time, this afternoon when we were hanging out, she zoned out then said: There's a leaf on that tree.
This is my favorite quote/excerpt ever (from The Titan's Curse Percy Jackon and the Olympians pg.216 Chapter 14 I Have a Dam Problem) :
"Burrito fight!" he yelled and flung his Guacamole Grande at the nearest skeleton.
Now, if you've never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, its right up there with grenades and cannonballs. Grover's lunch hit the skeleton and knocked his skull clean off his shoulders. I'm not sure what the other kids in the cafe saw but they went crazy and started throwing their burritos and baskets of chips and sodas at each other, shrieking and screaming.
THESE ARE MEH STORIES!!! Read, them. Read them now.