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Author has written 14 stories for Tiny Toon Adventures, Alvin and the chipmunks, iCarly, Victorious, and Friends.
I'm Jessie. Or Jess. Or CutesyBunny. Or... whatever you wanna call me.
FYI: if you're like me and don't wanna sit here reading through all of this stuff, just hide my bio. I won't be offended, pretty sure people already do it lol
For those who have rated and/or viewed my stories: I want to thank everyone who has read and/or reviewed any of my stories. I appreciate the patience most people on here have, because it isn't easy writing.
AND: My avatar is Babs Bunny from "The Amazing Three." I don't own it though. I got it from http : // www . angel - hare . com / acorn / tat / pic / fin / (obviously minus the spaces)
(I changed it a little tho LOL XD it's RAINBOWY and has my USERNAME on it!!! :D :D :D)
One thing you HAVE to know...
I'm a die hard Cabbie fan. Sooooo yeah lol.
March 13 (Well as I'm typing the DATE it's EXACTLY March 14, 2014 12:00 AM so nm lol) 2014
(P.S. Get ready for a lotta crap that is pointless and was written two years ago XD)
LIST about moi:
Age: (Not comfortable giving it, DUH) But... I'm in my teens, let's just say that.
Gender: Imma Girl
Favorite Sport: Um... I don't like sports, so... yeah.
Favorite Colors: Teal & Red
Favorite Animal: Dogs (& Cats)
Favorite Fan Fiction Type: Ummmm, Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Friendship
Favorite Cartoon Shows: Looney Tunes & TTA
Favorite Cartoon Characters: Tweety, Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies) and Babs Bunny (TTA)
Favorite Shows: Victorious, Sam & Cat, iCarly, Drake and Josh, Zoey 101, Everybody Loves Raymond, BTR, F•R•I•E•N•D•S, etc.
Favorite TV Character: Cat Valentine
(If I had to pick my...) TOP THREE Favorite Characters of ALL TIME: Phoebe Buffay (F•R•I•E•N•D•S), Cat Valentine (Victorious), & Spencer Shay (iCarly)
Species: Obviously Human!
I LOVE funny stuff. Normally on a TV Show, if you ask me my fave character, it will be one of the funniest ones. Here are some examples:
Jimmy Neutron: Probably Sheen, cuz he's so random and funny! (Most of my fave lines are ones he said.) He's definitely not normal, and always misunderstands things in the most hilarious ways.
VICTORiOUS: Cat. She's really random, (now she's kinda not smart in any way, though) pretty and a really great singer! (Although ALL of the girls are AWESOME, if you don't count Trina MOST of the time...) I LOVE her red hair... _ lol
iCarly: Spencer and secondly Sam. He's really random, funny and his sculptures are AWESOME! Plus, Sam is kinda of aggressive, but at least she's funny.
TTA: Babs, of course! She's wacky, zany, loony, and just all around hilarious! I LOVE her many impressions, and her humor.
In fact, one of the only exceptions for a wacky favorite character would be AATC (Alvin and the Chipmunks, referring to the cartoons AND CGI, but talking about cartoons). My favorite character in that show would be Simon. He's funny, witty and sarcastic, at least I think. And, by only referring to the boys, not the Chipettes, my second favorite is probably Theodore because he's sweet but naive
I have a sane, calm side (I'm ALWAYS being forced to solve my friends problems) but I can also be totally wacky and random... (That's probably where I get my taste of characters and stories.)
obviously not by me! and random... yea
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
I deleted the spam part lol XD
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul-mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
I just thought that this was cool (Minus number 10- which is gone now XD)
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Simon, Timmy, and MAYBE even random ones like Bugs Bunny... all when I was like... maybe three or two?
IF YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS, COPY AND PASTE THIS! (Their squeaky voices are hilarious... No matter if their CGI or cartoon.)
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I could probably be Jeanette's human twin in almost EVERY way possible...)
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. (I'm almost not sure if there IS a normal person... but IDK.)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well... she's insane and I am when I'm alone...)
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. (UGH! All the time.)
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Well, I've NEVER seen purple COWS, so... I guess that part's not true but who cares?)
55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, reading about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after or while reading this, you yawned, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. (Yep... Once or ten times... )
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (When I'm alone...)
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :) (They're FRIENDLY!!!! :D)
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! (Um... I don't haven AN insane friend... ALL my friends are insane, besides like, two.)
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. (Yep...)
If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile. (Hate. My sister when I get p-ed off, and two horrible girls in my class when I was little... ONE was bossy and the other was a SHORT diva, LITERALLY. Once she went to school with shiny/sparkly LIPGLOSS and SUNGLASSES on; we were in the FIRST grade... And we couldn't have sparkly lipgloss. They were BOTH smart mouths.)
98 of the internet population has a Myspace, Twitter, Facebook, etc. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, I don't have stuff like that, just Instagram, so IDK if THAT counts, but I never use it anyway.)
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (ALL the time... Probably cause I had seen it too much.)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Of COURSE!)
If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Yep... Just awhile ago in the classes that were quiet, the Chipmunks were singing "Club Can't Handle Me," "Just the Way You Are," and "Holiday." [Probably because the day before that I was listening to stuff on VladSeville's YouTube page...] Also, I hear people form T.V. shows or random characters say lines and quotes...)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (During the summer...)
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile. (Uh, WHO doesn't?)
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (Umm... shouldn't EVERYONE be alive [I almost wrote Alvie XD] on FanFiction? Unless zombies are real... *Shudder* Forget that last sentence, LOL. My idiotic friend thinks they exist- he always argues with me about it... What a crazy square-headed freak XD)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (YEP!)
BEING A KID FOREVER?
If you wish Cartoon Network would get rid of all the stuff they air today and put back the old cartoons, copy and paste this in your profile!
(Well, I remember SOME of this stuff, and have heard of it all. Plus, the only thing I can HANDLE that they air is "The Looney Tunes Show." I think they should change their name from "Cartoon Network" to "Pointless TV Network" [No offense to them, of course! :)])
(And THIS is why I love copy/paste! I don't know how to make EITHER of those swirly/heart things! LOL.)
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Of course I'm talking to myself...DERP. Who ELSE can I trust?
It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?
A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying, "Let's do it again!! ".
Definition of your Mom or Dad: How to answer a question when you're bored. (Hate to say it, but true...)
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. (Sounds like something my friends would say on a NORMAL day, LOL...)
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate. (OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS HERE I COME EVIL ONES ROFLMBO JK)
Danger: The person beside you is stupid.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
(I wasn't even ALIVE for most of the 90's and I remember most of this stuff! Apparently my parents cared for me more than I thought... LOL)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
(Sadly I know what ALL of this means... UGH!)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, AlvinSevilleIsHOT,captain chipmunk, BrittanySeville18, SimonetteFanGirl101,CutesyBunny
If you are/were obsessed with cartoons or cartoon people/animals, copy and paste this to your profile. (DUH! My whole LIFE! It was always Tom & Jerry, Looney Tunes, TTA (Tiny Toon Adventures), AATC (Alvin and the Chipmunks) or something random like that. GO CARTOONS! LOL, sorry.)
If you hate Racism, Copy this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, I don't wanna hurt someone... :))
Jeanette: Do I ever cross your mind?
Jeanette: Do you like me?
Simon: Not Really.
Jeanette: Do you want me?
Jeanette: Would you cry if I left?
Jeanette: Would you live for me?
Jeanette: Would you do anything for me?
Jeanette: Choose me, or your life
Simon: My life.
Jeanette walks away, holding back sobs, and Simon runs after her and says...
"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
Jeanette: "I love you"
Simon: "I love you too"
Jeanette: "Prove it. Scream it to the world"
Simon leans forward and whispers in her ear "I love you"
Jeanette: "why'd you whisper it to me?"
Simon: "Because you are my world".
Copy and paste these into your profile if you are a true SIMONETTE FAN
(I've only seen this with Alvin and Britt... FINALLY someone posted it THIS way... LOL. [Simon just seems smarter and nicer than Alvin in this case... So...])
more randomness I didn't write... enjoy;
What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...
"Why am I even here…?"
"What's even the point of continuing?"
"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"
"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."
These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.
If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…
If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"
So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?
Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.
Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.
Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few taps on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.
Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic.net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little/no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.
And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…
If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile.
Thank you so much for reading, and please try to complete the 'mission' I have given you. With just a minute of your time, you could save a writer…so please, do it.
Silence, is truly deafening…
(NOTE: I'm gonna bolden the ones that work for ME personally.)
You Might Be An Author If...
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. (AS I'm WRITING THEM.)
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. (From/form is THE WORST.)
16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. (Once in 4th grade... and other times.)
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. (ALL the time.)
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (coughcoughFangcoughcough) (The last parentheses note was already there.)
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing
(Well... I'm an author! I seriously checked them ALL of them besides ONE.)
Head Over Heels
(for Alvin and Brittany)
Despite everything you've put me through, I'm head over heels in love with you.
Despite the trickery and the lies, I still see truth when I look in your eyes.
Despite the uncertainty and the hurt, I will try my best to make it work.
Despite your knack for being snide, I will always be by your side.
Despite your ways of breaking my heart, You and I shall never part.
Despite the fact all of the above is true, I'm head over heels in love with you.
(Aw! This makes WAY more sense for Alvin and Britt.)
not by me... obviously;;
For all the girls who...
...have fallen and have yet to get back up.
For all the girls still waiting on their prince, you are beautiful.
She’s banged up, mentally and emotionally. Literally and metaphorically. But every day she walks out the door with a smile on her face because that’s just who she is.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with book characters, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that girl.
I'm someone people like to talk to. I'm not popular nor unpopular. I have some friends. Reading is what i do best. It is my passion. When i come home i read, during school i read and walking down the street i read.When i read a book i am caught up on it for a long period of time. I have to read it again. I wish am in the book. I'm different and I like it. I like who i am and don't judge myself to harshly. I am the kind of girl who doesnt need a guy to complete her. I am the kind of girl who talks to herself when there is no one else to talk to. I am the kind of girl who would rather read than do athletics.
I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this
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Simon is the best chipmunk. Copy and paste this and the list below if you agree.
1.) Because he's smart.
2.) Because nerds get the girls.
3.) Because nerds get the cash.
4.) Because he can be annoying and geeky, but he can be incredibly suave.
5.) Because people compare Simon to you.
6.) Because nerds are always right.
7.) Because I'm just like Jeanette.
8.) Because nerds are always the best looking.
9.) Other (...O_o...)
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1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
(ROFL XD I found this like forever ago, and while renovating my profile, I read this.)
If YOUR Life Was a Movie, What Would The Soundtrack Be?
Instructions: Press "Shuffle" on whatever you listen to, and write down the songs in the order they were played in and put then with these titles. NO changing songs ot make syour soundtrack sound awesome.
2012's version I did awhile ago:
Opening Credits: White Christmas- Elvis Presley & Carl Perkins (O-kay… RANDOM, but good I guess.)
Waking Up: The First Noel- Bing Crosby (So is it a CHRISTMAS movie???)
First Day At School: Moon River- The Swingfield Big Band (Okay- WHAT? IDK if this would work or not, considering the fact that there are NO LYRICS! XD LOL.)
Making Your New Best Friend: The New and Improved Bunny Song- VeggieTales (AWKWARD… So what? Does my new friend “feel sick in the head from” me??? And anyway, this is NOT what it looks like! My sister loves this and her songs are on here…)
Falling In Love: Silent Night- The Temptations (Okay… What? Did I fall in love on CHRISTMAS or something? But the band makes sense, kinda… LOL NO suggestion intended BTW; I JUST now realized that…)
Breaking Up: Tell Me Why- Taylor Swift (Okay, this is ACTUALLY pretty good… Better than all of these crazy ones…)
Prom: Return to Sender- Countdown to Kids (WHAT?!?! This must be the weirdest prom EVER, LOL… XD P.S. My sister likes this junk NOT me; promise.)
Graduation: Backwards- Rascal Flatts (Have like NO CLUE why THIS thingy is on here, LOL… XD kinda ironic about the title being BACKWARDS when graduation is a step FORWARD...)
Life’s Okay: Electric Slide (Faster Version)- Kids Party DJ’s (My sister likes the most STUPID things, but I guess this actually works- kinda.)
Death of a Close Friend: Silent Night, Holy Night- Cedarmont Kids (Aw!!! I literally started blurring up because I was imagining my friend PAYTON dying, and these kids on this version of this song singing, LOL… :’) But why is THIS and falling in LOVE the same songs??? LOL, IDK XD)
Mental Breakdown: Don’t Bring Me Down- Electric Light Orchestra (Hm. Kinda makes sense, LOL…)
Flashback: Crocodile Rock- Elton John (LOL, this kinda makes sense… What with the whole flashback theme… XD It BETTER be a happy, peppy memory though… XD)
Getting Back Together: All We Need is Love- The Beatles (WHOA. This makes SO MUCH SENSE… I mean SERIOUSLY… It’s FREAKY, LOL…)
Wedding Scene: Donald Went A-courtin’- Jeff Gunn (Okay, WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THIS STUPID LITTLE KID CRUD! LOL, not like I have anything against Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, but my sister makes us listen to this junk ALL the TIME, and it bugs me SO MUCH, LOL… XD But seriously, this kinda makes some sense, but not really, if that makes sense… XD)
Birth of Child: Come Away With Me (iTunes Originals Version)- Norah Jones (Eh, doesn’t make much sense but the music and mood is mildly right)
Car Accident: I’ll Be There- The Jackson 5 (OH YEAH! Now I just need “Help!” on here and all my fave oldies songs will be on here. XD Well, MOST anyway… But this really makes a lotta sense if you think about it. XD)
Final Battle: God’s Got It All In Control- Kurt Carr & The Kurt Carr Singers (WHOA… THIS IS SO RIGHT IT’S SCARY!!!!! LOL… SO RIGHT!!!!! XD LOL… [P.S. my mom loves Kingdom Come… XD])
Death Scene: Where Is Thumbkin?- Cedarmont Kids (O.0 Oh sure! THAT’S nice… If it was gonna be a little kid song it should’ve been “Ring Around the Rosy” if ya catch my drift. ;))
Funeral Song: Jingle Bells- Bing Crosby (Oh OF COURSE! People just LOVE hearing JAZZ music, showgirls, and Bing Crosby when they’re at someone’s FUNERAL!)
End Credits: Your Mother Should Know- The Bingo Kids (LOL, well, HAPPY ENDING and great credit songs… XD Short though.)
Deleted Scenes: Up On the Housetop- Holiday Hits (O-kay then…)
NOTE: On the page I found this, Wedding Scene and Birth of Child were switched, but I made it more… RIGHT. But ironically, if I switch them BACK, the songs make SLIGHTLY more sense! XD LOL...
ALSO: There isn’t a shuffle thingy on my computer, so for the first one I randomly clicked, but then when I finally finished this I got an iPod Touch (LOL I’m lame XD) and for the rest I used shuffle.
2014 edition for me below:
(Using Grooveshark... btw)
Opening Credits: Born This Way/Express Yourself- Ariana Grande remix thingy (OMG freakin awesome! yayz)
Waking Up: Invisible- Taylor Swift (Apparently I have a crush in this movie LOL xD)
First Day At School: A Place in This World- Taylor Swift (Ironically, I was JUST thinking of that song before it came on, and I was like woahhhhh I have psychic powers jk I have no psychic powers that I know of xD)
Making Your New Best Friend: Ain't No Mountain High Enough-Marvin Gaye (Um, awkwardness on soooooo many levels... lol This is supposed to be my new best friend! Not who I love or something!)
Falling In Love: Last Dance- Ariana Grande version (Makes sense somewhat.)
Breaking Up: If That's Not Love- NBB (OMG SOOOOOO MUCH FREAKIN IRONY!!!!!!!!!! And I don't even remember when I fave-d this song but oh well XD)
Prom: I Want You Back- Victorious Cover (Loved this when it came out and still do!!!! I'm guessing I apparently miss whoever I broke up with...?)
Graduation: Rolling in the Deep- Ariana Grande cover remix (Love this cover but what does it have to do with graduation? Maybe I'm STILL missing whatever freak I broke up with? Seriously, get over it future me rofl xD
Life’s Okay: The Story of Us- Taylor Swift (OMG FUTURE ME FREAKIN MOVE ON!!!!! lol xD)
Death of a Close Friend: Popular Song- MIKA and Ariana Grande (What the...?! So... Do I hate my close friend or something? I don't... understand... I can't even... just... no. Bad shuffle! xD)
Mental Breakdown: Give It Up- Ariana Grande & Liz Gilles (Huh? Makes like no sense what whatever, not like most of these songs do either lol)
Flashback: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas- Ariana Grande cover (If it's a Christmas flashback than this would make a lot of sense, considering the song is kinda old and all...)
Getting Back Together: Honeymoon Avenue- Ariana Grande [version before the album] (Uh... semi works but uh... not really, considering the complete utter irony lol XD)
Wedding Scene: The Outside- Taylor Swift (Doesn't make much sense but kay-kay...)
Birth of Child: Our Song- Taylor Swift (Uh... what? Make no sense... but um... k.)
Car Accident: Eyes Open- Taylor Swift (Makes a lot of sense [love this song btw])
Final Battle: Red- Taylor Swift (Woah, Taylor Swift four times in a row... m'kay then. This doesn't make much sense though, heehee... Kinda does, but not...)
Death Scene: Gold- Victoria Justice (Dude, what the crap? Makes NO freakin SENSE! Oh well xD)
Funeral Song: Song 2 You- Leon Thomas III & Victoria Justice (Well, I LIKE that song... But my funeral song should be something like... idk... Everybody's Fool or My Immortal... Possibly Give it Up lol xD)
End Credits: Catch A Grenade- Ariana Grande cover (Cool, cause I actually love this song cover! So yayz!)
Deleted Scenes: Picture To Burn- Taylor Swift (M'kay then... XD)
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
Cute but psycho- things even out.
If you can't convince them, confuse them. (My friend does this to me ALL the time... it works and then I wanna punch him.)
My heart is not a playground.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own.
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
I'm looking forward to regretting this.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. (Second grade, trampoline incident... don't wanna talk about it...)
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!
There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
SlinkyEscalator=Endless fun! (Except for when the escalator breaks down like on my field trip...)
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
I see regular people! Run for your lives!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
When angry, count to ten! when very angry, swear and regret it later.
If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Normal people worry me.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, AW MAN!"
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Don’t mess with me. I've got a putter that would LOVE to meet you! (BELONGS TO CutesyBunny, YOU MUST GIVE HER CREDIT!!!)
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. (Amen.)
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN. (I'm doing this when I get married... XD)
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I intend to live forever *looks at watch* so far, so good.
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.
Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.
Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you.
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
I am not weird... just plotting.
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
"Me: I am a NINJA!
Freak I call my friend: No you're not.
Me: Did you see that?
Freak I call my friend: No...
Me: Exactly." (My friends do this all the time... XD PS I wrote this so give CutesyBunny credit!!!)
Questions to Ponder...
Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?
Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?
(Got this from "DeweyFinn21" btw)
Here's A Little Game You Can Play:
Pick 10 names from random
(I'm using names of friends and junk so... yeah.)
Number 1: Put together this scenario. 1 and 7 are best friends. 7 is secretly in love with number 1, but 1 is in love with 5. 5 is a cold heartless person, but is the most attractive person that 1 has ever seen. 3 is also friends with 7 and wants to help 7 get with 1. 6 and 8 are 5's minions, they will do anything that 5 tells them to, but 8 is getting tired of it. 8 will join up with 2, 5's mortal enemy, to bring 5 down. Begin.
Wow... Okay. So Payton and Brian are best friends. Brian is secretly in love with Payton, but Payton is in love with Chloe. Chloe is a cold heartless person (AMEN TO THAT!!! XD ROFL Just kidding,) but is the most attractive person that Payton has ever seen. Sveta is also friends with Brian and wants to help Brian get with Payton. Vincent and Ben are Chloe's minions, and they will do anything that she tells them too, but Ben is getting tired of it. Ben with join up with Kayla, Chloe's mortal enemy, to bring Chloe down.
Okay, that is SO ironic and SO weird... FIRST of all, Payton kinda liked Brian, and Payton and Chloe used to be best friends. Chloe can be mean, but she's awesome. Sveta HATES all the boys in our class (an dwon't let them touch her ANYWHERE... Not freaky stuff just like poking her shoulder lol XD,) and thinks Payton's crazy. VINCENT is Chloe's BEST FRIEND, NOT HER MINION, LOL... XD And Kayla doens't like Ben, and Kayla is a self-proclaimed friend of Chloe... XD LOL...
Number 2: Put 2 words that describe this situation. 4 and 7 were caught making out by 2, and 1 is dating 4. Begin.
Oh. MY. GOSH... Okay... So JAKE and BRIAN were caught making out by Kayla, and Payton is DATING Jake... Okay then...
FIRST OF ALL, JAKE AND BRIAN ARE NOT GAY!!! XD LOL... And Kayla would probably be like, "Since when were those two idiots GAY?!?!" Then she'd record it and show it to anyone she could. And she'd get Payton. (P.S. Kayla and Payton hate each other, AND JAKE and Payton hate each other, so I doubt THEY would ever be dating...) Payton would slap him with her purse, and screech "I KNEW you were gay!" LOL... XD
For my two words: WHAT THE-...?!?!?!
Number 3: Put this scenario together. 10 is a new exchange student, who quickly befriends 5. 5 is dating 7, and 9 is dating 3, but 7 likes 3 and 3 likes 5. 1 is a secret 'Date Doctor' like Hitch, but since 3 is 1's best friend, 1 can't help out in this situation. 10 goes to 1, however, and wants to know how to get 6, but 6 is way out of 10's league. Suddenly 5 and 3 get paired together on a science project and 3 tries to let 5 know that 3 likes 5, but 5 actually likes 7. So then local delinquent 2 helps straighten things out by asking out 4, but, since 4 was not involved in any of that, it failed. Then 1 wins an award and has to make a speech in front of the school, and says how 1 likes 4, but 4 is dating 2, 2 likes 9 but 9 is dating 3, 3 likes 5, but 5 is dating 7, 4 likes 1, but 1 is too secretive, 5 likes 7, and they are dating, 6 likes 10, but doesn't want to ruin 6's reputation, 7 likes 3, but 3 is dating 9, 8 had nothing to do with it, except for the fact that 8 is the one who paired them all up in the first place, 9 likes 3, and they are dating, and 10 likes 6, but is too scared to ask. Then 1 and 4 get together, 4 breaking up with 2, but 2 not minding that much, 2 and 9 getting together when 3 leaves 9 for 5, 3 ends up with 7, because it turns out 5 is sort of a jerk, 5 ends up with 8, because they both were master manipulators, 6 ends up with 10, not caring what others think, and everyone lived happily ever after. Begin
WHOA... This is a long one... Okay, here we go: Morgan is a new exchange student, who quickly befriends Chloe. Chloe is dating Brian, and Sarah is dating Sveta, but Brian likes Sveta and Sveta likes Chloe. Payton is a secret 'Date Doctor' like Hitch, but since Sveta is Payton's best friend, Payton can't help with this situation. Morgan goes to Payton, however, and wants to know how to get Vincent, but Vincent is WAY out of Morgan's league. Suddenly Chloe and Sveta get paired together on a science project, and Sveta tries to let Chloe know that she likes her, but Chloe actually likes Brian. So then local delinquent Kayla helps straighten things out by asking out Jake, but, since Jake was not involved in any of that, it failed. Then Payton wins an award and has to make a speech in front of the school, and says how she likes Jake, but Jake is dating Kayla, and Kayla likes Sarah but Sarah is dating Sveta. Sveta likes Chloe, but Chloe is dating Brian. Jake likes Payton, but Payton is too secretive. Chloe likes Brian, and they are dating. Vincent likes Morgan but doesn't want to ruin his reputation. Brian likes Sveta but Sveta is dating Sarah. Ben had nothing to do with it, except for the fact that he is the one who paired them all up in the first place. Sarah likes Sveta, and they are dating. And Morgan likes Vincent, but is too scared to ask. Then Payton and Jake get together, Jake breaking up with Kayla, but Kayla not minding that much. Kayla and Sarah get together when Sveta leaves Sarah for Chloe. Sveta ends up with Brian because it turns out that Chloe is sort of a jerk. Chloes ends up with Ben, because they were master manipulators. Vincent ends up with Morgan, not caring what others think, and everyone lived happily ever after.
THREE WORDS: WHAT. THE. HECK!!!!!! That makes NO sense on SO MANY LEVELS... Plus once again, JAKE AND PAYTON HATE EACH OTHER... And Vincent and Morgan are like BEST FRIENDS... And that whole, "But Vincent is WAY out of Morgan's league" thing was HILARIOUS!!! XD XD XD LOL... And JAKE dating KAYLA was like, WHAT THE HECK??? But calling her "the local delinquent" was like sooo "XD XD XD" worthy, LOL... And it makes sense that she wouldn't mind it that much that he broke it off with her, LOL. And KAYLA liking SARAH... XD LOL... ALL of this was soo... IRONIC, GAY/LESBIAN, CRAZY, and JUST PLAIN WEIRD!
(I got this from TinyHandzRuleBD btw)
Choose 10 people and list them in a random order:
1) 3 invites 7 over for dinner. What happens?
Hmm, well if Sveta ever DID invite Sarah over for dinner, they'd probably BOTH be quiet and feel awkward, LOL. XD
2) You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose 5 or 6?
Chloe, because I've already BEEN to Chloe's house, and well, the other might be awkward, LOL.
3) 4 and 8 are making out. 2 walks in, whats there reaction?
Well, if VINCENT and LAUREN ever made out (which won't ever happen considering she's like, somewhere else, LOL,) Kayla would be like "What the heck is she doing with him! Oh my goodness I HAVE to post this on Instagram!" XD LOL, yeah she fake-hates by-words.
4) 10 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue 7, 3, or 6?
My SISTER jumps me in a dark alley?!?! Ok, first of all, she has autism so I doubt that would EVER happen XD. I can't decide, considering Chloe's the only one who could beat the CRAP outta her, XD LOL, and they ALL love me/don't hate me. XD SO I guess They would ALL wanna, but the other two would probably decide, "Well, CHLOE could beat her up, so Chloe should go" XD... LOL.
5) 9 kidnaps 8 and demands something from 10 for 8's. What is it?
Uhh... first of all, WHY would Brian kidnap LAUREN when she's like in... somewhere else now, LOL. XD And WHY would he demand something of Emmie's??? All she has is music, so maybe our HOUSE? LOL XD
6.) 3 challenges 2 to a spinning competition. Why?
Because Sveta's random and would probably win, LOL. XD
7) 1 and 10 get drunk and end up at my house. What happens?
Oh. My. GOSH. Well first of all, Emily is my sister and LIVES at my house, LOL (XD) and Payton is like one of the most RESPONSIBLE friends I have, and HATES alcohol, LOL... I'd probably be like, "Okay, WHEN did Emmie leave?! And Payton! WHY are YOU here?!" Then I'd get Mom and make her deal with it, LOL. XD
8) 6 and 8 team up and kill 3's best friend. What does 3 do?
WHY would Chloe and Lauren KILL either ME or EMMA? Or both of us, LOL. XD Well, I guess Sveta would tattle to her dad, (who's our Bible teacher) and he'd either sent them to juvie, OR give them a LONG talk about murder, and EXPEL them, (well, at least expel Chloe, because Lauren isn't HERE anymore) LOL... XD
9) 2 is trapped in a cave. 4 comes to the rescue. What happens?
Okay, well if KAYLA was trapped in a cave and VINCENT came to the rescue, I bet they'd end up goofing around and she'd ask him about Sarah, LOL... XD
10) 6, 9, and 1 are doing the hokey pokey. 2 walks in, what happens?
Well, if Chloe, Brian, and Payton were doing the hokey pokey, and KAYLA walked in, she would laugh her FACE off, and say, "OF COURSE..." (cuz those three are C-R-A-Z-Y XD LOL) and THEN she'd record it and post it on anything she could/text to EVERYONE, LOL...
11) Would 1 and 10 make a cute couple?
Oh. My. GOSH. WHY would Payton and my autistic sister EVER hook up? LOL... They're not lesbians! XD... I'd punch Payton before she ever laid a HAND on Emmie... SO NO, NO, and NO!
12) 3 and 1 are in a happy relationship, until 1 runs off with 7. 3 is heart broken and has a random make-out-session with 4 and a brief unhappy affair with 2. Then follows the wise advice 9 and finds true love with 10.
Sveta and Payton are in a happy relationship, until Payton runs off with Sarah. Sveta is heart-broken and has a random make-out session with Vincent and a brief unhappy affair with Kayla. Then follows the wise advice of Brian and finds true love with Emily.
Okay, FIRST of all, since when were PAYTON AND SVETA lesbian?! And why would Payton run off with her BEST FRIEND??? Plus, Sarah SHOULD be ticked off if Sveta randomly makes out with VINCENT... And ONCE AGAIN, why is Sveta a lesbian, and plus, why is KAYLA lesbian?! Oh, and if having my BEST FRIEND finding true love with my autistic sister Emily is Brian's "wise advice," I will have to introduce him to my GOLF CLUB.
Jake: (smart-alec-y) It's a putter.
Me: (shouts) Would you like me to introduce YOU to my PUTTER AGAIN?!?! (LONG STORY...)
Jake: Well so-rry... *murmurs* Moody...
Favorite Quotes From TV/Cartoon Characters:
"And I wish I had a lower IQ so I could enjoy your company." -Simon Seville in Treasure Island
"I believe it is important for a man to enjoy human companionship as it is for him to (I'll finish it later. I forget. XD)
"David? Are you drunk?" -Miss Miller in the Chipmunk Adventure
"F-f-f-first they tell me to lose the stutter. Then they tell me I'm n-n-n-not funny. *sigh* I-i-i-it's a pain in the butt being politically correct." -Porky Pig
"I'll tear them limb from l-l-l-limb. I'll show them wh-wh-wh-o's a wh-wh-who-wh-wh-who's a..." -Porky Pig
"A-a-a-a-and stay out! How many times do I have to tell you 'I d-d-d-d-don't want a dog'?" -Porky Pig
"WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!" -Daffy Duck
"Don’t shush me!! I’LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!!" -Daffy Duck
"OOOOOOH NOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! Sittin’ on eggs is out. O-W-T Out! " -Daffy Duck
"I may be a craven little coward, but I’m a greedy craven little coward." -Daffy Duck
"YOU’RE KILLING ME! I’M BEING MURDERED!!! I can’t stand this torture anymmore, I’M DYIN’ YOU’RE KILLING ME!!! I’m tellin’ ya J.L., you’re typecasting me to death. Comedy! always Comedy! ha-ha, WOO-HOO WOO-HOO, Yuck Yuck! Honest J.L., you just gotta give me a dramatic part!" -Daffy Duck
"I can’t stand pain, it hurts me!" -Daffy Duck
"Sell my Warner Brothers stock! I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny’s about to die!" -Daffy Duck
"Well, what do you know? One buwwet left!" -Elmer Fudd
"Be vewy, vewy qwiet. I'm hunting wabbits." -Elmer Fudd
"Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!" -Elmer Fudd
"Say, you know what I think? I think that's the wabbit. Well, he who waughs wast... He he he! Pick up pie!" -Elmer Fudd
"I'm sowwy, fewwas, but I'm a vegetawian. I just hunt for the sport of it. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" -Elmer Fudd
"Peace and wewaxation, huh? Wubbish! Take that! And that! And that! And..." -Elmer Fudd
"I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning..." -Bugs Bunny
"Ehh... (munches on carrot) what's up doc?" -Bugs Bunny
"I KNEW I should've taken that left toin at Albuquerque..." Bugs Bunny
"I taught I taw a putty tat. (shortly after) I did ! I did tee a putty tat!" -Tweety Bird
"Aw, the poor puddy tat! He fall down and go... BOOM!" -Tweety Bird
"You know, I lose more putty tats that way!" -Tweety Bird
"You make me very very angry...!" -Marvin Martian
"Oh, oh I'm going to blow up the earth" -Marvin Martian
"Oh dear, this is most inconvenient, now I'll have to call out the reserves." -Marvin Martian
"Eh, go get that Earth creature, and bring back the Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!" -Marvin Martian
"Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Coyote. Wile E. Coyote, super genius." -Wile E. Coyote
"Brilliance! That's all I can say; sheer, unadulterated brilliance!" -Wile E. Coyote
"You are a rabbit, and I'm going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are, and I'm a genius. Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary 2 minutes to say your prayers." -Wile E. Coyote
"Now then, I can easily understand why it should puzzle you that a person of my intelligence, I.Q. 207 super genius, should devote his valuable time chasing this ridiculous road runner, this bird that appears to be so skinny, scrawny, stringy, unappetizing, anemic, ugly and misbegotten. Ah, but how little you know about road runners. Actually, the road runner is to the taste buds of a coyote, what caviar, champagne, filet mignon and chocolate fudge are to the taste buds of a man." -Wile E. Coyote
"Why do they always want to do it the hard way?" -Wile E. Coyote
"Yeah, I smell ya foot. (leans to smell the weird chick Posey's foot) AHHHH!!!" -Andre Harris in the final episode of Victorious, Victori-Yes!
"War? War is wack." -Gibby in iToe Fat Cakes
"Come on. We BOTH know I'm a big, goofy man-child." -Spencer Shay in the last episode of iCarly, iGoodbye (Sad I know.)
"Just keep sending money." -Spencer Shay in the last episode of iCarly, iGoodbye
"Just push a button. If you ever need a laugh, cheer... RANDOM dance." -Sam Puckett in the last episode of iCarly, iGoodbye
"You want gummy hearts? Gummy hearts? I'll just get us all gummy hearts!" -Carly Shay in iRescue Carly
"If anyone's got a prob with my "cred..." (gets out butter sock) THEY can talk to the sock." -Sam Puckett in iRescue Carly
"Mama don't like sayin' chiz twice." Sam Puckett in iRescue Carly
"Maybe I'VE gone soft; but my butter hasn't." -Sam Puckett in iRescue Carly
"Reruns? Where WE'RE going we don't NEED reruns." Spencer Shay at the end of iApril Fools
"I'm not a man-girl anymore!" -Carly Shay in iHalfoween
"Whoa wait, is mine? (referring to voice) Uh, hello? Testing, one two three. (voice gradually returns to normal) Ham, ribs, fried chicken... Pork! Bacon! Various meats...! It's coming back! And I'm hungry." -Sam Puckett in iHalfoween
"You like it firm? You like a FIRM artichoke?" Gibby Gibson in iBust a Thief
"(grabs microphone from Video Game Channel Host) Stop watching the video game channel, you big bunch a losers, you're wasting your lives! Get a job, kiss a girl, do SOMETHING! (hands it back.) No offense." -Sam Puckett in iStage an Intervention
"WHY are you dressed like a rapper? (glances at Spencer again before continuing slowly) That never sold any records?" Sam Puckett in iGo One Direction
"PUT...THE BOWS... DOWN!!!!" Freddie Benson in iHurt Lewbert
"No jokes, Puckett this is SERIOUS CHIZ!" Freddie Benson in iHurt Lewbert
"Well THIS is a Scooby-Doo moment." Freddie Benson in iBelieve in Bigfoot
"I know NOTHING...! Wait..." Drake Parker in Girl Power
"Uh, I think he needs more 'Boo-boo Spray!'"- Freddie Benson in iDate a Bad Boy
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" -Cat Valentine in various episodes of Season One... and in The Slap fight, but more calm lol xD
"I may be an idiot... But I'm not stupid." Spencer Shay in iDate a Bad Boy (Almost forgot about this quote! I LOVED it ever since he said it lol xD)
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