Hyperactive Hamster Of Doom
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Joined 04-01-03, id: 363838, Profile Updated: 08-13-14
Author has written 8 stories for Resident Evil, Discworld, Matrix, and Dishonored.

Hi everybody! I'm the Hyperactive Hamster Of Doom, though most of my regular readers know me as HHOD. I've been writing since early childhood, and I joined this site on April 1st, 2003. Best decision ever.

Resident Evil is my fandom of choice, but I recently became completely obsessed with Dishonored, so I've started writing in that fandom as well. Another enormous obsession of mine is the Fallout universe, so I'd like to start writing for that too.

Some more about me first...

Profile

Name: Hyperactive Hamster Of Doom (HHOD)
Real Name:
Louise
Age:
28
Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Country of Residence: United States of America
Significant Other: My husband, Matt - we met here on FF.net!
Friends:
I have a few friends on here, most notably Noctorro and Metal Harbinger, with whom I've collaborated in various Resident Evil works (mine and theirs!), but I've met so many awesome people on the site that the list would be too long to mention. High-fives to all of you, because you know who you are.
Favourite Authors: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, H.P. Lovecraft, George Orwell, Mervyn Peake, Raymond Chandler, Edgar Allan Poe, Roald Dahl
Favourite Movie Directors: Quentin Tarantino, Baz Luhrmann, Edgar Wright
Favourite Movie: Dredd. It was Hero, but then Dredd happened. (MAKE A DREDD SEQUEL!) I also love Hero, Pitch Black, Gladiator, Ghostbusters, Shaun of the Dead, the Alien series, Despicable Me, The Incredibles, and all of Baz Luhrmann's films.
Favourite TV Shows: Babylon 5, Futurama, Metalocalypse, My Name Is Earl, South Park, Archer, Triptank, Regular Show, Steven Universe, and every Eighties cartoon ever.
Favourite Artists: Vincent Van Gogh, William Adolphe Bouguereau, Edward Hopper, H.R. Giger, Banksy, M. Escher
Favourite Music: Ash, Feeder, Ladyhawke, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Kings of Leon, deadmau5, Calvin Harris, Nero, Chemical Brothers, Basement Jaxx, The Prodigy, Lacuna Coil, Bullet For My Valentine, Bob Crosby & The Bobcats, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Glenn Miller... the list goes on. In short, I love rock, classic rock, EDM, metal, dubstep and jazz. I am occasionally partial to Katy Perry and selected R&B tracks. Play Justin Bieber anywhere near me and I will beat you with a stick.
Favourite Fanfiction Genres: Resident Evil, Fallout, Dishonored, Cthulhu Mythos
Favourite Game Franchises: Resident Evil, Dishonored, Fallout, Gears of War, Dead Space, Call of Duty, Elder Scrolls (Skyrim)

And now for my works...

CURRENT STORIES

Resident Evil: Project Lucifer (Completed. My first major work, written at age 16-18, is holding up surprisingly well. I'm not sure if I have the heart to rewrite it when it's made so many readers happy. I also met my better half through the review page. Love lives in strange places, indeed.)

Resident Evil: Fallout (In Progress. The sequel to Project Lucifer, and still in progress after... uh... nine years. The long and stressful process of moving continents put a hold on it several times, but I love this story and will make every effort to finish it!)

Resident Evil: Double Amber (In Progress. A prequel to Project Lucifer, centering around someone who was originally just a supporting character, but whose adventures and backstory seem to have taken on a whole life of their own. Regular readers will be pleased/devastated to note that I am getting towards the end of the timeline and that Amber will be reunited with the rest of the Project Lucifer survival party in due course, to pick up where she left off.)

From The Inside (Completed. A silly Resident Evil 3 one-shot, but it makes me smile. Maybe I'll give it a revamp one of these days.)

Crash's Trousers (Completed. A little idea for a Discworld story that I had one day, many years ago. It's staying the way it is.)

Welcome To The Jungle (In Progress/On Hold. I was going to make this an origin story for Resident Evil Zero's Billy Coen, and I do have a few extra chapters written for it. They're back in the UK and I'm not. Officially it's on hold for now, and it'll have to stay that way until I can get hold of my notes, next time I go back to visit! Sorry about that, folks.)

Memory (On Hold/For Rewrite. A Matrix fic. It's been abandoned for a very long time, but possibly not for ever. I may just have to start over on that one.)

The Telltale Heart (Completed. My first ever Dishonored story is a dark little tale about Daud. A retelling, of sorts, of the famous Poe story of the same name. But with my own evil little twist at the end.)

FORTHCOMING STORIES

As the title suggests, I also have some future projects planned...

Resident Evil: Raccoon City Stories (A collection of short stories about Raccoon City, some of which tie into my existing works. I'm doing a story for each of my invented districts of Raccoon City: Whitchley, Winterton, Brentford, Coburg, Haines, Central City, Newbury, Fairview, St James East, Little Estonia and Masefield Park. So far I've done three, maybe four installments so far. I'm considering publication soon, and updating as I go!)

Resident Evil: Below Zero (Another Project Lucifer prequel, this time centering around Lisa's parents during their time in the Arklay Mountains. So far this exists only in my head, but the idea won't leave me alone, so I'll have to write it eventually. I may start work when I'm done with "Double Amber".)

All The Little Pieces (A Dishonored one-shot about Hiram Burrows in his prison cell. Corvo gives him some jigsaw puzzles to pass the time. Madness ensues.)

The Clockwork Rose (Dishonored probably doesn't need another Corvo origin story, but I'm writing one anyway. It will not leave me alone.)

Fallout: Coast To Coast (My own incarnation of the Lone Wanderer, Margot de Havilland, and Fallout 3's events from her perspective. This will almost certainly evolve into a Lone Courier fic, but I'd like to see what happens along the way. I'm thinking of having her wander through post-apocalyptic New Orleans and what's left of the South and Southwest before she gets to the Mojave. I am also playing with the idea of having a Good Karma/Bad Karma concept, with alternating chapters between Good and Evil Margot, and seeing how their respective storylines change as a result of the choices they make. Feedback appreciated.)

The Song of the Dragonborn (An epic tale of the Dragonborn's adventures in Skyrim, perhaps along the lines of Sir Thomas Mallory's "Le Morte D'Arthur". At present it remains entirely in my head, but I'd like to do this one day.)

RETIRED STORIES

Due to changes in the site's terms and conditions, I have now retired some of my older stories, including:

Don't Let Them Get Me! [Resident Evil songfic] - taken down as songfics are sadly no longer allowed, even though I put up a pretty comprehensive disclaimer back when they still were, and parodied the original lyrics rather than using them outright. I may well republish this elsewhere in the near future.

Cut! The StarCraft Outtakes [StarCraft] - originally published in script format, which FFN no longer permits. I was desperate to keep this one up but I just couldn't see a practical way to revise the story to comply with the new rules without completely changing the tone of the work and probably killing half of the comedy in the process, so I've taken it down for the time being. I'm strongly considering republishing this elsewhere, as it was one of my more popular early works, and it still makes me chuckle when I re-read it. Sorry to the readers who enjoyed it as well. I'll try to make sure it's not gone from the Internet for too long!

The Casebook of Dr Steigenberger, StarCraft Shrink [StarCraft] - okay, so this didn't break any rules, but I retired it because I just wasn't feeling it any more. Until I come up with ideas for more chapters to make this into a proper "Casebook" rather than just a silly one-shot about Kerrigan, I've put this one on ice. May republish here on FFN with additional material at a later date.

... well, I think that's covered the basics. If you'd like to know more about the stories I write, or have any questions or comments, please feel free to send me reviews, PMs and suchlike. I love hearing from my readers and will reply as soon as I'm able!

HHOD :)

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ACT 04: BIOHAZARD - The Prelude to Horror (COMPLETE) by noctorro reviews
Prequel to World of the Undead, this is the story of life in Raccoon City from the eyes of one of it's regular, average highschoolers, up until the beginning of the virus spill. Featuring appearances by fellow authors' OCs. Ch.10 replaced. COMPLETE
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,315 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/20/2005
ACT 04: BIOHAZARD - The Prelude to Horror (REMAKE) by noctorro reviews
A REmake of my 2004 fanfic "Prelude to Horror". The fate of Raccoon City is pegged as the incident that triggered the worldwide War on Bioterrorism. Human casualties are measured in the thousands, yet ironically lacking the human perspective on the city's descent from Small Town, USA to a living nightmare. A Raccoon City High student attempts to change all of that.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/12 - Kevin R., B. Irons, Marvin B., OC
Diplomatic Gestures by Aicosu reviews
She didn't have need for an assassin, but she couldn't very well reject the gift without angering the Serkonos regency. They were a traditional people with a traditional mind. She'd have to work around it. (A take on how Corvo Attano came to be the Royal Protector and the object of Jessamine's heart.) CorvoXJessamine mute!Corvo
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,417 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Corvo A., Jessamine K., A. Sokolov, H. Burrows
Gingerbread by Lieju reviews
Sometimes Lisa Trevor sneaked to the mansion. And sometimes it brought back memories.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2014
Memory of Mother by Lieju
There is a truth buried under twisted and deteriorated memories.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Lisa T. - Complete
The Dragonborn's Husband by blackberet reviews
Being married to the Dragonborn isn't all heroic battles and lucrative fetch quests-as Farkas discovers, it also means a lot of waiting around. A multi-chapter slice-of-life story about Farkas's efforts to start a shop and figure out how you navigate married life when your wife is the most famous warrior in Skyrim. And he'd better do it fast. The war is coming to Whiterun.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
The Life and Times of Jessamine Kaldwin by redlettergirl reviews
"There is a story in Dunwall that no one will ever hear, and it involves a slightly odd, young Empress."
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013
Masks of Anarchy by FilthyGuttersnipe reviews
Dunwall heaves in the midst of chaos. An empress is assassinated and her disgraced bodyguard must fight to clear his name, an eldritch anarchist plots revolution and a Watch captain finds his loyalty and morals put to the ultimate test. AU of Dishonored through multiple perspectives, Low(ish) Chaos Corvo, plus OCs
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Corvo A.
The Lazarus Strain by Nymbis reviews
Arresting a deceased marine for the theft of viral research leads to dangerous complications for Sherry Birkin and her self-invited, overprotective partner. Especially when said research is the key component to an evil resurrection. Trapped in the Altai Mountains, it's up to Sherry and Jake to keep a dead man alive or face the consequences. Sherry/Jake, Billy/Rebecca, Leon/Ada.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Sherry B., Jake M.] [Rebecca C., Billy C.]
Resident Evil Damnation by Shakahnna reviews
Albert Wesker leads two lives - RPD officer by day, Umbrella spy and researcher by night. A story of his duplicity, from years before the Mansion, to the aftermath of the Antarctic. Various OCs and cameos. Slight crossover with Mortal Kombat.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 88 - Words: 679,968 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Chris R., Jill V., A. Wesker, Joseph F.
Darkness Arises: Reborn by Metal Harbinger reviews
An updated version of the original, Jake Cavanaugh visits Raccoon City to perform what should be a simple hit, but instead finds himself in the middle of a nightmare come to life.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 557,056 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
An Empress' Judgment by Arcane Student reviews
The city seeks to recover, and people are settling into their routines once more. But before anymore steps are taken down this path, Corvo brings to Emily's attention one last piece of business; the undecided fate of Daud. Rated T for later (possible) violence. This is my first fanfic, so constructive criticism is appreciated.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Corvo A., Daud, Emily K. - Complete
Pockets Full of Stones by Serindrana reviews
An assassin slips in from the roof. A woman works on a model whaling ship. There are better bargains that could have been made, but this is the one that happens. Callista/Daud, au.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013
The Beat of Her Heart by redlettergirl reviews
Corvo is not the only one to have seen the world from the depths of the Void-Jessamine went before, and was compelled to deal with a deity.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
One Last Waltz and Other Tales by EarthScorpion reviews
All life's a dance, a dizzying dare of danger. And like all things, it comes to an end when the music stops. A collection of Dishonoured short stories.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013
lowlands away by twigcollins reviews
Daud longs for a simple, justified conclusion. It will not be that easy.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,461 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Complete
Wind Off the Wrehaven by redlettergirl reviews
Their struggle is over, Emily has been crowned-and Corvo must destroy something precious.
Dishonored - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Complete
Eternal Note of Sadness by I'm Iller reviews
This place is the end of all things. And the beginning.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
10 Gray, Give or Take by Sachehund reviews
Two nuclear missiles launched from the Divide strike the Legion and the NCR, leaving the survivors to deal with the aftermath. Rated T for explicit descriptions of severe radiation poisoning, and other unpleasant subjects.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Colonel Moore, Ranger Ghost, Julie Farkas - Complete
Merciless by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
Corvo was famous for sparing his enemies' lives when he put Emily on the throne. Some fates, however, are worse than death. [A short series of vignettes about the fates of Corvo's targets following Low-Chaos] CURRENT: ********
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
High Tide: Isis's Retribution by CoRpAsItE reviews
Once again diving into the world of zombies and mutants, Dusty must return to his hell on earth. A hell that was supposed to be destroyed. A new virus runs rampant, old enemies return.. Sadly no I'm not dead. Sorry to disappoint.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Adios, Chica by Kat Blackstreak reviews
Not every goodbye is easy.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Jill V., Carlos O. - Complete
A Letter to Lovecraft by Someone Who Isn't Me reviews
This is a random poem I wrote, directed to H.P. Lovecraft.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Do Not Summon A Shoggoth and other Works by Mantinas reviews
Want some reading material to introduce the Mythos to your young cultist? Then look no further for this is the book for you! Inside are poems and short stories sure to please your little, babbling lunatics! Fun for the whole family!
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Resident Evil: Deadly Shadows by Raven Thornheart reviews
A teen moves into Raccoon City and lives out events leading up to and through the Outbreak. Original Cast, Please read and review!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,733 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/5/2006
Resident Evil: Chronicles of the Saga by UN-4-Seen Scholar reviews
The novilization of the entire Resident Evil timeline. From the discovery of the Progenitor to beyond the fall of Umbrella. Read and review please my first fan fic.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 391,405 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007
Ad Mortem Festinamus by SkeletonConductor reviews
Umbrella fell, but not everyone fell with it. HUNK, the last soldier of the once great company details his missions, his thoughts and his survival in the years that follow. Rated M for language, graphic violence, and subject matter. Please read and review
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Faces of Obsession by Lieju reviews
Lisa Trevor was a creature driven by obsession. At first, it was her mother she searched for, lived for, but now there was someone else...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Lisa T., A. Wesker - Complete
Resident Evil: Untold by Nemo72 reviews
We all know the bizzare stories of the surviving S.T.A.R.S. members. What if they knew more than what they've told us regarding a three kids who got lost in the woods...
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 3/19/2005
Darkness Arises by Metal Harbinger reviews
Career criminal Jake Cavanaugh is sent to Raccoon City on an assassination mission, but he will soon find himself in over his head.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 526,981 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Wherefore Ducks? And Other Stories by Gogol reviews
Read the chronicles of Ankh-Morpork's Finest as they struggle valiantly to keep The Truth away from That Nosy De Worde's ears, The Convenient Lies out of That Bloody Slant's hands, and The Nobbs out of Mr. Scrope's Family Institution! **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,273 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Blood, Bullets, and a Butterfly by SkeletonConductor reviews
A part of his life that he can't let go of returns. But what does this mean for his future and what direction will it take him? LeonxAda. Rated T for language. Rating may change later in the story. Please give it a read and a review.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,643 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Leon S. K., Ada W. - Complete
DEATH TWITCH by Bad Ronald reviews
Our favorite legendary gas-masked Umbrella agent, now old, weak, and slowly dying on his deathbed, wakes up to see his old battle uniform staring back at him. Thus begins the desperate, final battle for the ailing life of the 4th Survivor.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
Just Another Casualty by Bad Ronald reviews
Someone tries his damnedest to survive the horrors of Raccoon City. He's not a civilian, nor is he an R.P.D. police officer. And NO, he's NOT another snot-nosed original character high school kid either, so you can rest easy on that...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The End by Cain Porter reviews
An alternate ending to Resident Evil 0. A bit more romantic, but a bit more real, maybe. Complete.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Resident Evil: Genome by DragonCount reviews
Two innocent teenagers get caught in the horrors of Raccoon city. Josh Ellington and Helene Nayami must work together to survive the night of hell. But what sort of horror that anyone could never imagine was to spawn from the depths of Umbrella Inc.?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 213,676 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 5/1/2005
There's a bug, in the room! by Hakucho reviews
Metalocalypse fanfic - Dethklok versus a cockroach.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Gates of Hell by Shortey reviews
I'm pretty much your average teen. No combat training. I've got little experience in reading maps. No idea how to defend myself. Read my story of my struggle to fight for survival in Raccoon City.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/31/2005
Living Like A Disaster by Hello Captain and Shakahnna reviews
Possibly... no, definitely the best..no, the greatest Resident Evil fanfiction... no, infact it's better than canon...ever written. We are wonderful.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 172,208 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
The Last Escape: Take It All by Mossberg reviews
Its just another day in Raccoon City for Rob. With lots of swearing and stupid violence. The final chapter is done, and the story complete. ENJOY!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Complete
Guard's Journal by Dawley reviews
Followup to Researcher's Journal. Follows the perspective of a security guard as as mysterious accident occurs in a research facility. Please Read&Review!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Researcher's Journal by Dawley reviews
A quick experiment set in the RE universe, trying to do a journal entry.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Complete
Worse Than Death by Fenris Tyr reviews
Chris had long believed that to become infected was a fate worse than death, the worst fate he had ever seen. Now... he wasn't so sure. Oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Antidote and Virus by ripe-for-the-picking reviews
Anne is too doped up on medication to actually care about what is going on in Raccoon City. Maybe that will change. Maybe not. [Whatever owns whatever, owns whatever. I claim nothing.]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2006
A Hymn For The Things We Didn't Do by notanotherfanficauthor reviews
William Birkin is a man on the edge of madness, his final hour rapidly approaching, his genius giving way to insanity. How will he spend his last night on Earth? An angsty little oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Evanescence: Dreams, Memories, and Fate by CoRpAsItE reviews
After the failed experiments of Raccoon City and Rockfort Island, Umbrella has been losing its credibility. But one last experiment just might put them back on top of Bioweapons Research. Third Part Added: Meet Fate.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 110,353 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Complete
First and Last by DoctoressOctopus reviews
One Christmas Eve, Rebecca meets up with an old friend only to be reminded why anything between them is impossible. BillyRebecca oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
What Waits Behind the Silence by Donatien Valiarde reviews
[Oneshot] '...and he was suddenly aware of the surroundings that had once been utter and complete silence...' A novelization of the scariest scene in Resident Evil 4, with a touch of LeonAda.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
REmake 0 by V-ACT reviews
Two paths diverge... Will they cross again? A shadow can only exist in light....
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
It's Not Big And It's Not Clever by Hello Captain and Shakahnna reviews
Reuploaded Each episode we take a look at the worst and overused gags in Resident Evil spoofs. Parody writers please take note. NEW CHAPTER 4 The Captain and Lieutenant Hate Mary Sues
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004
Resident Evil: The Turks Mission by DemonDoor reviews
When a shadowy underground organization is asked to travel to Racoon city to take care of a few problems causing Umbrella, they have no idea what kind of world of horror they are about to step into....Featuring fellow authors OCs, as well as a couple of m
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005
Breaking Through by DoctoressOctopus reviews
My version of the scene where Rebecca finds the unconscious Billy. BillyRebecca oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Resident Evil: The Price of Normalcy by Desertcross4 reviews
Sometimes, being normal is something hard to achieve. Sometimes, you need to fight for it. Fight for a sense of normal. Isaac fought for his 'normal' for years. Will the outbreak in his hometown ruin his chances at normalcy forever? UNDER REVISION!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,563 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Resident Evil: Project Damien by Sims2Uni reviews
This Is My Own Thing There Is NOTHING from Hamsters thing Which Is Great By The Way So Please R&R Chapter 3 ::
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
Star Craft Interviews by Hyper Guyver reviews
Follow along as I interview all of the starcraft members and characters. Zaas interview now up. Please R&R.
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 5/13/2002
Coen Residence by James Milamber reviews
What if Billy Coen had followed Rebecca into the Spencer mansion? How would his presence affect the course of events? Rated for language and violence.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2005
Resident Evil: Anamnesis by Nick Blackford reviews
A group of civilians are involved in a bus crash in Raccoon City as it becomes the center of the T-Virus epidemic. They must pull together to survive and fight their way to safety.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005
ACT 05: BIOHAZARD - World of the Undead (COMPLETE) by noctorro reviews
You know Chris, Jill, Leon, and Claire ... all survivors of Umbrella's disasters. But what happens when you throw a 15 year old kid in their place? An account of an amateur survivor's story in the nightmare that was Raccoon City.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,652 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Complete
Fleshless Dream by blackberet reviews
Love her or hate her, Olivia Ofrenda is one of the most unique and eyecatching characters in Grim Fandango. But we've never known much about her--until now.
Grim Fandango - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,909 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004
Resident Evil 0, The Insecurity of Evil by Foulds reviews
It's not a good day for Evil... When Rebecca, a follower of Resiphysics, and Billy, a normal bloke, are thrown together, can they survive? James Marcus will really wish he hadn't got out of bed today... Chapter 14 is now up! Please Read and Review!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,136 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Interview with a pupeteer by RamenKitty reviews
A selected interview with one of the little known characters in the RE series. please RReview.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004
Patience by Eyana reviews
The Merovingian has a little "test" in store for the Twins. Humor. Please R&R
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003
Agent Smith Studies: Kittens by Troll reviews
The title says it all really. This is one of the few non-slash Smith fics. Please R&R!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Smith, A.
Tedium by Ash The Wanderer reviews
Agent Smith was waiting for Neo, Morpheus, and the Keymaker in the hallway of doors in Matrix Reloaded. He ran into Niobe (or Ghost) in the hallway in Enter the Matrix. Just how long was Agent Smith waiting in that damn hallway anyway?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Smith, A.
Resident Evil: Bring it Down by Pinguicha reviews
The RE characters want to bring down Umbrella with the help of a special girl! Umbrella created a new virus... Chris/Jill, Leon/Claire My first fic... please R/R *FINISHED*
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003
It's A Kind of Magic by Moony12 reviews
AKA, The Crossover of DOOM. Adam Young's gone to Hogwarts. Aziraphale and Crowley pose as wizards to keep an eye on him. Harry et al make memorable cameos. Comic hijinks ensue.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003
Johnny and the Antichrist by afrai reviews
Everyone ends up at Lower Tadfield eventually. Crossover with Terry Pratchett's Johnny Maxwell trilogy.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
Another Day at the Grindstone by Ada Kensington reviews
William Birkin doesn't always get on with his colleagues...
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2002
You Can't Win! On Good Omens by Lady of the Wolves reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale WERE punished after Good Omens...they had to go on a game show! Along with Contestant Number Three, another friend of theirs, will they be able to survive in this messed-up TV episode? Please R/R.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2002
Child of the Night by Miss Scarlet reviews
Jill Valentine is fighting for her life in Raccoon City, contending with hordes of zombies and bizarre mutilations as she tries desperately to escape. But we all know that. Here is a portion of her tale from a somewhat unusual perspective.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2001
Holy Trinity High School Computer Club by Byl Glinka reviews
A high school computer club gets too close to the Truth
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2000
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Resident Evil: Fallout reviews
A quiet mountain town seemed like the perfect place to start a new life. However, all is not well in Arklay. Strange things are happening in the forest, and Jack and Lisa’s worst fears are soon confirmed. Something else has survived...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 220,758 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/28/2005
Resident Evil: Double Amber reviews
Only one person in the RPD believed the STARS members' account of the Arklay mansion incident. That person was Lieutenant Amber Bernstein. This is her story...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 327,518 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 10/18/2005
The Telltale Heart reviews
There was one thing that Daud couldn't leave behind... his guilt.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Daud - Complete
Resident Evil: Project Lucifer reviews
Who or what is Lucifer? And just who is behind the Lucifer Project? Set in the nightmarish world of Resident Evil, this is the story of Jack and Lisa, two teens who find themselves in the midst of disaster...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 212,098 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Complete
From The Inside reviews
Jill Valentine has suffered unimaginable torments and a thousand gory deaths in the Resident Evil games. But worst of all is when she’s left to her own devices for hours on end. Nobody has any idea how hard it is, being a video game character...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2005
Welcome To The Jungle reviews
Years have passed, yet Billy Coen still can't forget what happened in the jungles of darkest Africa. But after years of suffering in silence, he's finally found someone he can turn to, and now he returns to Africa one last time to face his demons.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2005
Memory reviews
This is the story of a young girl once known as Miriam. This is the story of how she became Memory... [On hold for now - I'm hoping to revise and partially/fully rewrite this story at a later date!]
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,691 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003
Crash's Trousers reviews
Crash, Jimbo, Noddy and Scum are still trying to find fame – and a name for their unsuccessful Music With Rocks In band. Will they ever be famous? Probably not. But they’ve got some more ideas for names… will they find the right one? Read and find out!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2003