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Author has written 24 stories for Suite Life series, Phineas and Ferb, Victorious, Pair of Kings, Austin & Ally, iCarly, Big Time Rush, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hey, cutesypie22 here! There are a few simple things you need to know about me. PS. Does anyone else think that Ariana Grande slightly resembles Jessica Alba as a blonde?
HAIR COLOR: Light brown
EYE COLOUR: Sky blue
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Awesome singer, can play any instrument ever invented, is very random, has a huge crush on Nico.
CLOTHES: Generally wears purple or blue tops with baggy jeans and heaps of jewellery.
Another one who isn't really on OC but not much is known about her character soo...yeah.
HAIR COLOUR: White blonde
EYE COLOUR: Big sparkly blue eyes
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Has been known to turn people into toads/frogs/rats/mice etc., is pretty much a girl version of Leo, is very sweet unless you make her mad in which case *BOOM* toad, has unmeasurable amounts of at-(clicks fingers)-ti-(clicks fingers)-tood (Tyra Banks head roll) mm-hmm!, is the kind of girl who will watch the Disney movie Hercules and throw popcorn a the screen yelling "Where's Hecate? BOO! BOO!"
CLOTHES: Wears very bright colours like pastel pink, yellow, green, blue, white, and occasionally black and red, always wear boots.
HAIR COLOUR: Dirty blonde
EYE COLOUR: Brown
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Has a weird name for a daughter of the sun god, has some anger issues, is obsessed with The Wanted, loves popcorn, is best friends with Lou-Ellen.
Clothes: Yellow. Always yellow.
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I Told You So - Karmin
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Me With You - Jennette McCurdy
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Hit Me With Your Best Shot/One Way Or Another - Glee
4. WHAT IS 22?
Stronger - Kelly Clarkson (Yes, it's stronger than 21.)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Thong Song - Glee
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Best Friend's Brother - Victoria Justice (My best friend hates the person I like...)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Perfectly Good Heart - Taylor Swift (That actually works!!!)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Mistaken Identity - Delta Goodrem (I think I wanna be Delta Goodrem...)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Love Story - Taylor Swift (Hee hee hee...)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Domino - Jessie J (That's...weird...)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner (Hey! The guy I like is cooler than me!)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Fallin' For You - Colbie Caillat (Yeah, falling for you...off a CLIFF!!! Hence why it's my FUNERAL!!!)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Til I Forget About You - Big Time Rush (Big Time Rush is my hobby...why does that sound wrong?)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Ain't Got Rhythm - Phineas and Ferb
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
We Found Love - Glee (Whoa, I'm NOT in love with my friends!!!)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry (But I'm pretty sure it ruled...damn...)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
So Close - Jennette McCurdy (Yeah, so close to THE EDGE OF A CLIFF!!!)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Nothing Even Matter - Big Time Rush (Makes no sense...)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Push The Button - Sugababes (That's not funny.)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
The Ballad Of Mona Lisa - Panic! At The Disco
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Broken Glass - Matt Bennett (o_O)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Welcome To The Sixties - Hairspray (I'm scared of the Sixties? What, sixties-ophobia?)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Shout It Out - Reece Mastin (Please shout out "Hey! I like you!")
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne (Makes sense...NOT!)
1. I'm a huge history buff and remember completely random facts like the 1st of January 1901 was a Tuesday. Random, right?
2. I love reading.
3. Lemonade Mouth rules!!!
4. Me and my friends can be extremely weird. and random.
5. I thrive on drama, romance, humor and tear-jerkers. so if you want me to like your fics make them dramatic, romantic, funny and extremely sad.
6. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg omg omg! lemonade mouth 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg! i love adam hicks!!!!!!!!!
7. I am a: Belieber, Gleek, R5er, Directioner and, most of all above all the other things, a huge, gigantic, big, super, insane RUSHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. The one thing that will always make me smile no matter what is the song Superstar by Big Time Rush.
9. My catchphrase is "Say what now?"
10. My favourite number is 8 (the Seddie number).
11. My favourite colour is purple (the Seddie colour).
12. My favourite word is 'chiz' (the Seddie word).
13. My favourite kind of songs are sad songs about heartbreak and tragedy, like Breathe by Taylor Swift or that song from Titanic.
14. I LOVE sad stuff. I don't know why! Maybe coz my life is so sad, which is has alway been but it's even more so now...
15. I'm insane.
16. I am addicted to Seddie.
17. My favourite ancient Greek goddess is Athena, goddess of war and wisdom and mother of Annabeth. XD
18. I love Taylor Swift because her music is so powerful. I dont know if I'm the only one who thinks this, but her songs can make me wanna sing, scream, yell, smile and cry. That's how powerful they are. Plus, I feel like she's stolen not just my diary but the diaries of ever single teenage girl EVER.
19. I have a slightly unhealthy addiction to: One Direction, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Once Upon A Time and Glee. Only SLIGHTLY unhealthy...for example, i only read PJO or Harry Potter once a day, and i only think about how amazing One Direction is about 20 hours a day...
20. I have a few theme songs to my life: Cry by Kelly Clarkson (Do NOT ask), Everytime We Touch by Cascada (Well, it doesn't really apply to my life but once I found out that the guy I really really really liked liked some other girl and I used to listen to it because I wanted that so bad with him but...well, yeah. So the "I can't let you go" line really spoke to me), Tied Together With A Smile by Taylor Swift (Really listen to those lyrics and you can learn a lot about me), Because Of You by Kelly Clarkson (My parents are divorced and it sucks), A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton (Same guy...I just really really really like him but HE DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW I EXIST!!!) You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift (Once again, same guy...he's just so amazing...) More Than This by One Direction and I think you get it now...
21. I'm an actress. Well, not like a professional actress but I act all the time. I love acting because: I'm a middle child. I crave attention, and being in the spotlight, just like any middle child. Also because...life is hard for me. Acting is my way of escaping from my everyday life and being someone who is the COMPLETE opposite of me. Someone who's rich, happy, friendly, bubbly, outgoing, and not afraid to be themself. THAT'S why I act.
22. Taken: Nope
Finish the sentence:
1: I am in...
2: When I grow up...
3: My OC...
4: One Direction are...
5: The song that describes me is...
6: Niall Horan...
7: Harry Potter...
8: Larry Stylinson...
9: Baby you light up my world...
10: If only...
20 Percy Jackson Questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth. Duh.
2) Favorite guy character? Nico and Leo. I will marry one of those boys one day, I swear! Oh, and Frank is awesome.
3) Favorite girl character? Aside from Annabeth, Hazel. I love Hazel
4) Favorite god? Apollo
5) Favorite goddess? Athena
6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? HADES!!!!!!
7) Is Luke hot? Yeah!!! But he's all evil and stuff so...in a way...no. Not on the inside.
8) Would you join the hunters? No. I am slightly (*cough*extremely*cough*) boy crazy.
9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting.
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging. Sorry, Hermes.
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hecate. I DO BELIEVE IN MAGIC!!!!!!
12) Favorite book? WHAT?!? HOW DO I ANSWER THAT??? IT'S LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN MY CHILDREN.
13) Least favorite? WHO HAS A LEAST FAVOURITE???
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Just go in the summer.
15) Favorite couple? Percabeth! No doubt!
16) Are you a demi-god? Yes.
17) Who would be your parent? Either Apollo (but I don't do archery AT ALL and can't get a tan) or Hades (but that would make Nico my brother and that would be creepy)
18) Favorite minor character? Bianca. I cried when she died. OMG RHYMING!!! APOLLO RULES!!!
19) Ethan or Luke? Luke, 'cause he's Luke and I love him. Carry on.
20) Favorite monsters? Do Tyson, Ella and Mrs O'Leary count?
Your Godly Parent is...
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
You’re not that much of a people person.
8/10 NO! I DON'T WANNA BE NICO'S SISTER!!! THAT'D BE CREEPY!!!
You own a garden.
5/10 Aw. Me no Katie :(
You often start fights.
1/10 Thank the gods! I do NOT like Ares AT ALL.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
7/10 I could be Annabeth's sister.
You’re very creative and artistic.
9/10 OH YEAH!!! I feel a haiku coming on...
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
3/10 Didnt' think so. I'm a little boy crazy so...yeah...hee hee...
You have a way with tools.
1/10 YES!!!!! I'M NOT LEO'S SISTER!!!!!!! IT'S NOT CREEPY!!!!!!!!!
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
2/10 Oh well. As I wise woman once said: I DON'T WANNA BE A STUPID GIRL!
You like pick pocketing your friends.
5/10 Aw. I like Hermes. :(
You’re the life of the party.
2/10 YAY! I NEVER WANTED TO BE A DIONYSUS KID!!!
My Fave Moments
iCarly: The kiss in iLost My Mind. Eeeeeep! SEDDEH!!! And I loved how upset Freddie looked in iGo One Direction (or, the promo anyway) when Sam says to 1D "I'm not currently dating anyone, just putting that out there." I also love in iDate Sam and Freddie how Gibby wants to spend more time with Carly. So cute!
Big Time Rush: When Logan and Camille broke up coz it broke my heart and I watch it over and over again for that exact reason!
Victorious: Cat kissed Robbie. Need I say more?
Good Luck Charlie: Catillion episode. I thought Awwwwww Little Gabe's in LOVE!!!
Shake It Up: Ty and Tinka's date. I don't CARE if you're completely different! YOU ARE IN LOVE!!! WHY DON'T YOU TWO REALISE THAT!!!!
Phineas and Ferb: When Isabella kissed Phineas in ATSD. I screamed "She kissed him!!!" in my little sister's face and she was just like "Whaaaaaaaaat?"
Hannah Montana: When Lilly and Oliver kissed for the first time. Well, the first time that we saw. I txted my BFF who loves Hannah Montana too and we were both like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wizards of Waverly Place: When Juliet came back for the Wizard competition. YAY!!!
Narnia: Uhhh, all of it, duh!
Suite Life: Maddie on Deck. 'Nuff said.
Lemonade Mouth: When Wen visited Olivia. Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!! Plus they sound really gr8 singing together.
Zeke and Luther: THEY FINALLY GOT SPONSORED!!! YESSSSSS!!!
Pair of Kings: I...don't...know.
Princess Diaries: Anything with Fat Louie. I've been known to mutter "Did Fat Louie eat another sock?" in my sleep. And I share a room with my sister and she's just like "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?"
Austin and Ally: Well, of what I've seen it's gotta be the love/like song bit in episode 3. Heehee!
Harry Potter: When Hermione punched Draco. GIRL POWER!!!
Glee: A Finchel WEDDING?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Percy Jackson: They FINALLY kissed!!!! Percabeth forever!!!
Write 12 names of characters from a tv show/movie/book series. Answer these questions. FUN.
Ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
No. Athena/Jason. Just no.
Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Grover? For a goat, I guess he's okay...
What would happen if three got four pregnant?
Do you recall any fanfics about nine?
Luke? Well, duh! Just dont remember the names.
Would two and eleven make a good couple?
OH MY GOD!!! NO WAY!! OH THAT IS SO WRONG!!!
Five/eight or five/ten?
Juniper/Thalia or Juniper/Hades??? Dude, you have some seriously perverted thoughts!!!
What would happen if one walked in on five and six making out?
Percy walks in on Juniper and Jason making out... I don't even wanna think about that...
Make a summary of a three/ten fic.
Nico/Hades. Well, it'd be the sort of father/son thing so... I cant be stuffed thinking right now... my brain is on holiday.
Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Something like "Daddy" or something. Tyson/Poseidon. Makes sense. Sort of.
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to devour one?
What might three scream at a moment of great passion?
What the Hades?
If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
Defying Gravity...because Jason (her brother) can fly and stuff.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?
Percy/Jason/Poseidon. WARNING: Story may be hard to read, as it does not exist. And never will.
What might be a good pick up line for one to use on two?
For Percy to use on Annabeth...I like this question. "You drool in your sleep." LOL, turn it around.
What would happen if one woke you up in the middle of the night?
It would be a mythological apocalypse and Percy needs me (Cutesypie22, daughter of Apollo) to help save Olympus!!!
What would you do if three walked into the bathroom when you were showering?
If Nico walked in on me showering? Okay, I'm like the biggest Nico fangirl I know but I'd still stop singing immediately and would yell at him to get out.
What would you do if four announced he/she's going to marry nine tomorrow?
Five cooked you dinner?
Juniper cooked dinner? Aww, so sweet! Just pick out all the tree bark...
How would you react if eight got into the hospital somehow?
Okay, who deflected Thalia's lightning bolt?!?
Nine made fun of your friends?
Hey, what's this in my hand? Oh, look, it's a CURSED BLADE.
Ten ignored you all the time?
Probably cause I'm marrying his son...wait, what?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does one do?
Uncaps Riptide and goes all Saviour-Of-Olympus on 'em!! Go Percy, go Percy, go Percy...
You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do?
Administer all her totally awesome knowledge and wisdom and use her good looks to hitch us (me and Annabeth) a ride to the hospital.
It's your birthday. What does Three get you?
A skull. Or a ring...
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do?
You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?
Make sure I stop and compromise and be all sweet and stuff coz that's just what Juniper does.
You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction?
You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up?
Be all adorable and make me laugh.
"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
Percy and Tyson are in a happy relationship until the Luke runs off with Tyson. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with the Athena and a brief unhappy affair with Jason, then follows the wise advice of Juniper and finds true love with Annabeth... I'm throwing up right now. But on the plus side at least he ended up with Annabeth.
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will:
If hearing about Harry/Hermoine fanfictions make you gag, copy this into your profile
98 of teenagers do or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2 that hasn't, copy this into your profile.(I'm drug free and proud of it!)
If you love God with 100 of your heart and are proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied something into your profile, copy this into your profile
If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile (well, more like one review)
If Broadway is your home no matter what anyone says, copy this into your profile (and my mom says i cant move to NY when i finish school! i belong on broadway!)
Just because we eat animals for food does not mean we can cut them up for clothing! Pass it on!
If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile (and over thin air)
If you know the Phineas and Ferb version of the 12 days of Christmas better than the original, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, (250!? I've read a 450 in less than one day!) copy and paste this into your profile
If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, (pfft, 3 hours BOOM!) copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. Frequently. Seriously, today I was walking down the street and I got some really weird looks when i started belting out "How bad can it be" from the Lorax.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. The other day I went up to my best friend and asked her what her name was. She sat me down, got me some water and checked my temperature. She then answered "What the hell is wrong is wrong with you?"
If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. I then hit my head on the fridge and bit a bit of skin off my tongue. Not a good day.
If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into your profile. Yeah, my sister once woke me up at 6 am just to tell me iCarly was on and I threw a pillow at her. I don't like mornings.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, The Missing etc.), copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), OutcastToReality(L from Death Note, and THE BEST FRICKIN' VILLAIN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH: THE JOKER from Dark Knight) Holly Quinn (The Joker -sigh-)Dalia N'Shard (Joker, Dark Walter, Hans Gunsche, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Erik, Atem, 2005 Riddler, Ghoul, and presently, Joker), Mam'zelleCombeferre(Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Edward CullenIM SORRY, Sydney Carton, Combeferreobviously, Jehan Prouvaire, and Enjolras) Firebird's Song (Joker, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Jace Wayland from City of bones, Jason voorhees(Duh) and Seth Clearwater from Twilight, oh and Dorian Grey and Tom Saywer, from LXG), The Shrubbery (Gaara, Kyo, Yuuki, Gale, L, too many more!), MPHknows (Han Solo, Gale, Fang, Iggy(i dont have a crush on him, i'm in love with him), Vladimir Tod, Max off of Wizards of Waverly Place), rocketdog791 (Fang, Gale, Jacob, Jace, Sam, Harry, Kishan, and many many more!!), It’s Fnicking Awesomeness (FANG!!!!!!) cutesypie22 (Harry, Draco, Peter, Edmund, and NICO DI ANGELOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
If you have ever been caught staring lovingly at your crush copy this into your profile. (It's actually a nice feeling if he gives you a little smile when he sees you're looking at him heehee)
If you have seen your family/pet do something incredibly stupid but insanely hilarious, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name and experience. cutesypie22, once we got the glass replaced on our back door and my cat was running away from my dog for some reason even though the cat was originally chasing the dog and the cat ran straight into the glass. Then, she blinked, shook her head, and ran into it three more times. It was so funny! gaberox 13, my cousin got an ear infection and my aunt gave him a LOT of medicine. he is usually really hyper and energetic, so it was hilarious to see him sitting on the front lawn with the funniest, most blank look on his face that also make him look like he was about to start laughing and also swaying slightly back and forth. Then falling face down onto the lawn. hilarity!
If you know what it's like when your parents can't afford to give you anything for dinner but biscuits, copy this into your profile.
If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile. (My dog has eaten a LOT of chocolate and never gotten sick. Hmmm...)
If you and/or your best friend are/is insane, copy this into your profile
"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent."- Horton, Dr Seuss's Horton Hatches the Egg.
Little known facts:
Ancient Egyptians trained baboons to wait their tables. Yeah.
If you leave a goldfish in a dark room for long enough, it will turn white. Cool.
Ron Weasley's middle name, Bilius, is also a word meaning "feeling unwell". Nice name choice, Molly and Arthur!
Ancient Romans had a room that they would vomit into during their banquets so that they could then eat more. This room was called the "vomitorium". Gross.
Queen Cleopatra's favourite colour was purple. The same as me!
Queen Victoria never once said her famous catchphrase, "One is not amused." I wanna know why it was her catchphrase if she never said it???
Queen Victoria Markets, located in Victoria, Australia, was built on Old Melbourne Cemetry and there are still some graves under the carpark. Freaky.
Queen Hatshepsut wore a fake beard. Strange.
Dr. Seuss was not a doctor and his name was Theodore.
William Shakespeare was left-handed, had asperger's syndrome and died on his 52nd birthday. That really put a damper on the birthday celebrations.
1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you do?
If it's 711 then SLURPEEEE! If it's any other one gum.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
A gay shark ;D Glee fans will get this.
3. Who's your favourite red head?
Ariana Grande, Fred and George Weasley and my best friend.
4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?
5. Last book you read?
The Princess Diaries: Take Two by Meg Cabot.
6. Describe your mood with one word.
GLEEful. Ha ha, get it? SQUIRREL!!!
7. Describe the last time you were injured.
Does my little sister punching me where I had a vaccination count?
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
The blonde one (not saying her name) because she is the tallest and smartest and could give me a boost out of there.
9. Rock concert or symphony?
One Direction. heehee...
10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone?
A panda. A big fat fluffy one eating bamboo!!!
11. Favourite soft drink?
Milk. Well, it's not a HARD drink, is it?
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Spongebob. No, a carousel horse. Brittany is a genius! LOL, nah it's Spongebob.
13. If you could use only one form of transport, what would it be?
Public transport. Hee hee, I like trains. Hee hee, ASDF Movie.
14. Most recent film you have watched in theatres?
15. Name an actor/actress/singer/cartoon character you have a crush on.
Liam Payne and Niall Horan. Sadly, where I live a girl can only have one husband.
16. What's your favourite kind of cake?
One with loads of SUGAR!!!!
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Food. EDIBLE food.
18. Look to your left. What do you see?
GASP! I see dead people! No, I see a couch.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
20. Favourite toy as a child?
I don't remember.
21. What family member/friend lives furthest away from you?
One of my friends lives in South Korea.
22. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
When I had to debate that Troy and the Trojan horse weren't real in front of my whole class.
Thalia vs Annabeth
Annabeth vs Rachel
Percy vs Luke
Percy vs Clarisse
Harry vs Voldemort
Harry vs Draco
Percy vs Peter Pevensie (WHO WOULD WIN THAT?)
Taylor Swift vs Birdy (SING OFF)
Hagrid vs Mrs O'Leary (Nah, Hagrid would love Mrs O'Leary)
Voldemort vs Kronos (Get ready for the world to be DESTROYED)
Nico vs Thalia (I just think that would be awesome. I don't like Thalico though...)
And, last but not least...
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