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Author has written 1 story for Lilo & Stitch, and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Murphy's Laws of Piracy

1) Friends come and go. Enemies gather.

2) If it's worth fighting for...it's worth fighting dirty for.

3) If your attack is going really well, it's a trick.

4) Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

5) If the enemy is within range, so are you.

6) The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

7) Never screw over a shipmate; you never know when he could save your life.

8) Sticks and stones may break bones, but insubordination will get you a flogging.

I have pretty much left FF.net and am only using this for the occasional story follow.

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Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 252,947 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 12/3 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W.
The First Dragonmoon Without Her by reminiscent-afterthought reviews
[Epilogue-setting] It was Kai's first Dragonmoon without Ping.
Dragonkeeper Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Complete
Two Minutes And Counting by Measured reviews
When Miss Pauling reveals that she only has two minutes of free time a day, Scout asks her on a two minute date. Scout/Miss Pauling
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Scout, Miss Pauling - Complete
Mothers by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Behind every great man and whatnot...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Feelsfest 2013 Entry: Ma by gsppcrocks10 reviews
Scout visits his dead mother in the graveyard and runs into an old enemy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Affray by Marquis Carabas reviews
Just after the events of the film, the Cat decides to confront his oldest and greatest enemy - and to seek what resolutions and answers he can, from the remnants of their history together.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Cat, Beldam - Complete
Cheesy Potaters by ChaosandMayhem reviews
'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
One Scout, Two Scout, RED Scout, BLU Scout by ChaosandMayhem reviews
The BLU Scout thought he knew the rules of a rivalry...and none of those rules involved babysitting that idiot RED Scout. Another 'deleted scene' oneshot from Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Scout - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Remembrance by Devin Trinidad reviews
She had to remember. Wait! What did she have to remember?...It had something to do with her birthday...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Cree L./Numbuh 11 - Complete
Momma's Honor by ChaosandMayhem reviews
A boy will go to any lengths to protect his Ma. Spy/Scout's Ma oneshot. Rated T just to be safe.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Spy, Scout - Complete
Summer of '99 by clac234 reviews
How 10-year-old Ellis meets Keith for the first time in June 1999. Rated T for little Keith's potty mouth.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Ellis, Keith - Complete
mischief like sunlit water by DrMeh reviews
The world in twenty four stories.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Jade C., Jackie C. - Complete
Narodnaya by Marquis Carabas reviews
Long and illustrious careers can lead where you least expect them. And for Coraline, Wybie, and Maria, it can lead to a challenge beyond anything yet faced. An sequel to 'Wells Street Station' and 'The Ellipse'.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,740 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Diplomatic Impossibility by Numbuh Phenon reviews
In which Numbuh Infinity is reminded why "diplomacy" and "Sector V" don't exactly go together.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Numbuh Infinity - Complete
Roots by NinjaNovelist reviews
The story of how the operatives of our favorite sector joined the Kids Next Door. Told in Numbuh 5's POV
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Team Corporate Funding 2 by odmonkey reviews
It's a sad day for the RED team when discovering the gender of their Pyro isn't the first thing on their minds - corporate smoozing is just not their style. I do not own anything in this here story .
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,219 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Pyro, Sniper - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
First Impressions by sirscreen reviews
How the first meeting between the Greeks and the Romans go.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
The Ellipse by Marquis Carabas reviews
A followup to 'Wells Street Station'. Fifteen years on, Coraline, Wybie, and Maria are still united, and what was once their hobby has become their job. But even as they fight on all fronts, conspiracies unwind around them, and new enemies emerge.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,896 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Bluer Than Blue by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
A madman in a blue box finds a little metal ball floating through space and decides to rescue him from his horrible fate. All the while never knowing that one day he might end up saving him from his own loneliness
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Wheatley - Complete
Wells Street Station by Marquis Carabas reviews
When Coraline and Wybie defeated the Beldam, they assumed that their troubles were at an end. But old enemies have a long reach, especially when they seek out new allies. Rated K-plus for mild violence and horror.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,277 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Rescuing Ravage by ancara-iii reviews
One shot-may evolve. In which Ravage figuratively bites off more than he can chew and the origin of movie!Soundwave's alt-mode is explained.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Ravage, Soundwave - Complete
A Traveller's Guide to the Other World by Marquis Carabas reviews
A brief guide to the Other World for travellers, including how to get there, what to enjoy there, and how to get out of there.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Ravage's Personal Log by femme4jack reviews
Decepticrack. A day in Ravage's life for the April comment fic challenge at LJ community Crimson Optics .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Ravage, Starscream - Complete
Connor and Travis Stoll: The Ultimate Pranks by crazydude09 reviews
It's all in the title. The Ultimate Pranks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Travis S., Connor S. - Complete
Emergency Guide: How to Deal with Toothless by coccinelle-et-chaton reviews
USE WHEN HICCUP IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. Enough said. Read and Review, please! :D
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Excuses, Excuses by Blackmoondragon1415 reviews
Dragon has another run-in with the wall. Internal monologue, oneshot. R&R.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dragon - Complete
Uncle by super ario reviews
How had he gotten himself into this situation? 4/5 drabble.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Dragons and Twine Don't Mix by Earth Star reviews
Hiccup learns why he shouldn't leave his balls of twine laying around.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Kronos by lightatmidnight reviews
Same as the title says, 100 hilarious ways to annoy Kronos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kronos - Complete
100 Things not to do at CHB, 14 by Celestial Starlight reviews
Like my 3rd story! I don't own PJO. Things you shouldn't do at CH-B. The rest of the parts are coming. I know it's small but more to come.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009
That Trick's Old by Blazepelt
The two 'spies' thought they had the perfect plan. They thought wrong. One-shot. Some hinted ZickxElena
Monster Allergy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
The Advantages of Having An Immortal Parent by ShadowPalace reviews
Despite all the running, neglect, and personal anxiety most demigods feel from their respective immortal parent, there are some advantages of having a Greek God or Goddess as your parent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
How to Ride a Varavan by Cezille07
Zick and Elena try out Bibbur-si's transportation monsters, the Varavans. The problem is, it won't move.
Monster Allergy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - E. Zick, Elena P. - Complete
Try Me by Spawn of Kong reviews
Crossover. Hellboy goes to investigate a missing children case, only to find someone else has already taken care of things. Please R&R.
Crossover - Hellboy & Coraline - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Hellboy, Coraline J. - Complete
SnowDragon by Blackmoondragon1415 reviews
Dragon has a little fun on a snowy day. One-shot. Read and Review please.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Dragon, Jane T. - Complete
Friends Don't Quit by Blackmoondragon1415 reviews
Where did Dragon go during Dragonophobia? My take on what happened. One-shot. Please R&R.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Dragon, Jane T. - Complete
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Culture Rock reviews
Two representatives of the Turian Galactic Federation teach the Guardians of the Galaxy about Elvis. Oneshot.
Crossover - Lilo & Stitch & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete