Author has written 2 stories for Minecraft, and Dishonored.
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I'm a girl and a Chinese Singaporean. That's all I'm gonna say.
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".
About 95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I'm the 1 percent that would push him off... and I'd put spikes and garlic at the bottom. Twilight should be used as toilet paper.
ALL WARRIOR FANS READ THIS! NO EVERYONE READ THIS!
10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Flash6004, Lunarwing-Hawktalon, LexiLopezi
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup :)
90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl,The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Hay Lin rox, D.J. Scales, Alana Fox, Princess Anika Chan, LexiLopezi,
94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY!"
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile. (Being normal is overrated and not as interesting as being abnormal.)
Writer's block: When your imaginary friends won't talk to you.
Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.
I do NOT have imaginary friends in my head... they are CLEARLY sitting right here next to me!
I have a habit of mentally correcting your grammar while you're speaking.
WARNING I am inspired. Interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of explosives.
My hatred for you can not be expressed in words, so I have decided it to incorporate it in song and dance.
Every day I think people can't get any stupider, and every day I am proved horribly wrong.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
If I were to kill you, would that be murder or charity?
It's not cheating, it's making use of a tactical advantage.
10 Ways to Avoid Getting Killed in Dr. Who
1. When you see The Doctor, run the opposite direction (this will ultimately keep you as safe as possible).
2. Don’t get lost in an alternate universe.
3. Don’t blink around angel statues.
4. Do waste time by provoking the villain with playful banter about how The Doctor will save you.
5. Do not look directly into the time vortex.
6. Avoid shadows.
7. Do tell The Doctor if you notice something “out of place” in your surroundings.
8. Have K-9, the robotic dog, as a companion.
9. Do not wander anywhere by yourself.
10. Remember to turn left (this will not only save you, but the entire universe).
! IMPORTANT ! If you are caught be either the Cybermen or Daleks, death is most likely imminent.
To Do List:
1.) Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
2.) Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3.) Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
4.) Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here" with a straight face.
5.) Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
6.) Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
7.) Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "IT WORKED!" and run out cheering.
8.) Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
9.) Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."
10.) Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
11.) Buy a parrot. Teach parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."
12.) Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Gordon Freeman used his talent in weaponry to create war and the complete feeling of blowing someone’s face off with a 32-caliber shotgun.
I live in a world...
Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...
Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...
Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...
Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...
Where superheroes protect the innocent...
Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...
Where wizards and witches are common...
Where owls bring the mail...
Where imagination powers everything...
Where half-god children go on adventures...
Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...
Where anyone can fly, if they believe...
Where children never grow old...
Where fairies exist...
Where everyone is different...
Where the beds are made for jumping...
Where we spend the day laughing...
I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?
I only update when I have time, inspiration , and if I feel like it. I'll be really busy with school too.
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