![]() Funny Quotes: From Sandy Breeze by Impure Perfection: "Jiraiya! Would it kill you to use the door?" She snarled though the toad sage didn't flinch in the slightest. "It might. Never know when you might booby trap it, on second thought that might be nice." The sage finished with a lecherous grin on his face. From Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz: Oh god, Hinata had a crush on their teacher! The realization struck Sasuke like a bolt of lightning, and he wondered why he hadn't realized it sooner. All her little quirks seemed to fall into place in the face of its obviousness. The young Uchiha shook his head and sighed. At least it wasn't him. And, it seemed, Naruto wasn't actually flirting either, he simply seemed to do it naturally without trying or having any real intention. Who the heck would he have to be around to pick up that sort of habit? How odd. From Trial by Ninja by Jocobk: [When Sasuke is getting ready to leave and Join Orochimaru] "Sakura, what are you doing here?" "Well, the hidden camera I installed in your bedroom showed that you were packing for a long trip, so I got worried. Then my spotter called and said that you were leaving the Uchiha district heading to the north. 95% of the time when you leave the district to the north, you pass through this plaza. Fortunately, you spend enough time here that I had already installed a reverse summoning seal, so I was able to use that and get here before you did." "What?" "I mean, I had a feeling you would be leaving, and everybody who leaves town uses this road..." From The God Slaying HeroKing by The Hero of the End: "I am the bone of my spatula! Spices are my body and broth is my blood!" |