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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Companions Quartet.

Hello my pets!

Wow... That's what I picked as my first line? I mean, all you people out there are gonna see "Hello my pets!" and think, 'Wow, what a creep' And I'm just like, 'Well, I'm sorry!' And then--

Alls you other peoples out there: GET TO THE POINT!!!

Uhh... *Cough* Sorry... Anywayyyyyyy, I'm one creepy little dude...


...I was waiting for the 'Aww no you aren't! You seem lovely!'... No? Okay then...

Call me ThatWeasel or Weasel if you like, but I'd rather you call me Joel (My real name). I love fanfiction, especially Harry Potter, oh god I love Harry Potter!!! I know I'm a wizard! My Hogwarts acceptance letter is just a little late...

Note to self: Stop using really old jokes that aren't funny anymore...

Anyway considering I watched all the potter films in two days and reading the books in a week or two I've moved onto other books which means more fandoms! Most of them will be fantasy books; most likely:

The Harry Potter Series

Percy Jackson & The Olympians

The Companion's Quartet Series

The Belgariad & Malloreon Series

The Faerie Wars Chronicles

I often try to really get to know characters so I can develop them better so don't be scared if I act like they're real or have little conversations with them... Or be scared, either one's good. (You should probably be scared...)


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Sleepless In Hogwarts by ChocoholicWriter reviews
When Seamus and Harry share a bed their first night at Hogwarts because they are unable to sleep, they form a close bond that will eventually lead them to defeat Voldemort for good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,781 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Seamus F., Harry P.
Love Games by FlintFyre reviews
It's sixth year, and Harry and Ron are trying to have a normal term. However, an unfortunate accident in the locker room could threaten their friendship. Will it turn into something else, or end it completely? Harry/Ron. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,565 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Sometimes nothing is as it seems by pseudonym1 reviews
totally AU after fifth book Harry killed Voldemort at the ministry drunken partying caused harrys love for a redhead to get the better of him afraid of the result and betrayed by those closest to him he fled to escape ministry control. warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,924 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Harry P., Fred W.
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Not yet extinct reviews
After Daniel, an 11 year old Welsh boy, learns that his parents were killed in a car crash he moves in with his godmother Lily, his parents' best friend from the society. Lily suspects things about Daniel and signs him up for an assessment. What she then found out shocked her more than anything ever before.
Companions Quartet - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012
A New Generation reviews
Albus Potter befriends muggle-born wizard Luke Kent on the Hogwarts Express and both are sorted into Gryffindor house. How will their friendship be affected when Luke starts falling for Al's brother James? Slash JamesxOC Full Warnings Inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - James S. P., OC