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Joined 01-19-12, id: 3643914, Profile Updated: 07-13-13
Author has written 14 stories for NCIS, Torchwood, Les Misérables, Make It or Break It, and Fringe.

My various OTP's are:

TIVA (Tony/Ziva)

JISBON (Jane/Lisbon)

JIBBS/JENTHRO (Director Shepard/ Gibbs)

BRIMMY (Breena/Jimmy)

MCABBY (Abby/McGee)

(i made most of these up but they sound pretty cool):

HERICA (Hobbs/Erica-V (2009))

LYLER (Lisa/Tyler- V (2009))

JAWYER (Juliet/Sawyer-Lost)

FURT (Finn/Kurt-Glee)

POLIVIA (Olivia/Peter-Fringe)

JALLISON (Jack Carter/Allison Blake-Town Called Eureka)

There are sooo many more but I can't be bothered to write them all!!!!!

SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT I HAVE RECENTLY DELETED THE STORY 'ONE DAY MORE TO FIND OUT SECRETS' I am sorry to those people who liked it but i was on holiday recently and the weather was awful so i wrote a new version which is SOOOOOOO much better. It's called 'do you hear the NCIS agent sing?' and is a NCIS/Les Miserables crossover.

Jingle bells,
EJ smells,
Tiva all the way,
Ray should die,
I won't cry,
I'll laugh all day, hey!

(LOL IT SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!)

My favorite TV shows are as follows:

NCIS

The Mentalist

Fringe

Lost

Friends

Town Called Eureka (Thanks to Socken for introducing me!)

Frasier

X Files

Dr Who (BBC TV series)

Sherlock (BBC TV series)

V (2009)

Make It Or Break it

Scrubs

Big Bang Theory

Upstairs Downstairs (The New BBC TV series) [this has Sacha Belov from Make it or Break it in!!!!!!]

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NCIS proverbs:

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
2. Never mess with silver haired snipers
3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo
4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs
5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun
6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement
7. When in doubt, try the internet
8. Do not bite the hand that feeds you, but be wary of the ones who touch your coffee.
9. He who touches Gibbs' coffee is he who no longer has a right hand.
10. He who takes Abby's Caf-Pow! has dissappeared without a trace.
11. When even the greatest ninja is challenged by a Ziva, he should run.
12. The great man never runs from a fight. Unless, of course, it's Ziva challenging you. Then, you should run like hell.
13. Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you are DiNozzo. Then it's just a drug.
14. He who challenges Ziva to a duel is he who has a death wish.
15. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and...OH MY GOD! THERE'S AN IGUANA IN MY BED!!!

I love musicals. My friends think i'm strange (for many reasons) but the main reason is that I don't listen to much pop music it's mainly soundtracks from different shows.

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPOD etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. NO SKIPPING SONGS!

(It's FUN! I PROMISE!!)

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

‘Don’t rain on my parade’ Glee version

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

‘Beth’ Glee version. Beth is NOT my name!

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

‘You don’t have to say you love me’ John Barrowman. AWWWW CUTE!


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

‘Hound Dog’ ShaNaNa Grease the movie soundtrack

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
‘The Moon and Me’ The Addams Family Musical. So my lifes purpose is to fall in love with the moon. No.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
‘Over the Bannister’ Meet Me in St Louis. Weird.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
‘Very Terry Wogan’ Rang A Tang. Awesome English song. Watch it on You Tube.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
‘That old Black Magic’ Judy Garland. I hope not.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
‘maybe’ Dirty Dancing-the stage show soundtrack. I do think this a lot.

WHAT IS 22?
‘Music of the Night’ Phantom of the Opera. I HATE MATHS IT ISN’T MUSIC TO ME.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?
‘I’ve never been to me’ Priscilla Queen of the Desert original London Cast recording

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
‘Hello’ Glee version. EUPHAMISM!!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
‘All through the night’ Anything Goes cast recording.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
‘Those magic changes’ Dirty Dancing-stage version.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
‘Temper, Temper’ Mary Poppins London cast recording. WTF?

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
‘Uptown Girl’ Billy Joel. ROFL!

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
‘Rock and Roll is here to stay’; Grease-the stage version cast recording. I do like music...

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
‘Me’ Beauty and the Beast Broadway cast recording. Charming!

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
‘McArthur Park’ Priscilla Queen of the Desert London original cast recording.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
‘But not for me’ Crazy for you 1992 cast recording . Thanks babes!

DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.
‘you’ll never get away from me’ Gypsy. Is that good or not?

WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?
‘i am what I am’ John Barrowman. WTH!

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?
‘The Wizard and I’ Wicked original cast recording. What a name!

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
‘God Rest Ye merry Gentlemen’ Ella Fitzerald. WTH!

IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?
‘Addams Family theme’ The Addams Family musical. Strange...anyone wanna trade?

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
‘Yiri From Burkina Fasso: Belafons Et Tambores d’Afrique’ It sounds weird but it is quite good...

WHAT WILL YOUR JOB BE?

‘Finale ultimo- Confessions’ Betty Blue Eyes cast recording.

Opening Credits: - Bring Him Home- Alfie Boe (I Love Him!!)

Waking Up: Alex’s Theme- Ashes To Ashes (English TV Show)

First Day At School: No Good Deed- Wicked

Falling In Love: No Way To Stop it- The Sound of Music

Fight Song: The Moon and Me- The Addams Family Musical

Breaking Up: Cell Block Tango- Chicago

Prom night: Little Darlin’- Dirty Dancing- Stage Version

Life: King Herods Song- Jesus Christ Superstar

Mental Breakdown: The Family Solicitor- Me and My girl

Driving: Practically Perfect- Mary Poppins

Flashback: Overture- Chicago

Getting back together: Once a Year Day- The Pajama Game

Wedding: The Crew Song- Anything Goes

Birth of Child: Stay- Dirty Dancing

Final Battle: Wake Up- Ashes To Ashes

Funeral Song: Overture- Crazy for You

Final Credits: Playout- Jitterbug- Betty Blue Eyes

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The Mentalist- Life After Red John by Mac5689 reviews
After Red John is killed, Jane and Lisbon confront their feelings for each other, as well as the consequences.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,725 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Beautiful little family by YulianaHenderson reviews
"She brushed her hand over his naked chest. 'What if I am' She looked up at him, at the same time he looked down at her. 'I would be the happiest man alive.'" Simple, easy, I think. Jisbon. One-shot. Rated K plus.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Our Summer by PrincessTiva reviews
"Well, that's the thing, Ziva. You say you never depended on happy endings but that doesn't mean you don't deserve them." They quit and now they have a whole summer to discuss certain matters. And with no Gibbs around and Rule 12 out the window, some things are just bound to be addressed. Tiva. Post Season X.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 184,711 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Mentalist: Amore a Roma by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon travel to Rome, Italy for a wedding, but will The Eternal City put them under its spell as well? Jisbon romance, humor and the beauty of Roma, with the added bonus of a little Cho-mance. Spoilers, Season 5. Rated T/M for mild language and adult situations. NOW COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Virgil M. - Complete
Katherine J Lisbon by Anouka93 reviews
Speculation on a possible future of Jane and Lisbon. How Lisbon explains the past to her daughter and deals with the present.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
Next to You by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Lisbon makes a shocking discovery that will change her life forever, and she must make a decision. Will she, or will she not, bring Jane along for the journey? Or will he even give her a choice in the matter? J/L, No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Gift by soul-wanderer94 reviews
A cute and very fluffy Tiva one-shot in which Ziva is pregnant. "When you moved, I felt squeezed with a wild infatuation and protectiveness. We are one. Nothing, not even death, can change that."
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
And One Makes Three by Tiamat Feuerbraut reviews
After a staff Christmas party, Ziva and Tony end up spending the night together - with unexpected consequences. While they are trying to deal with the changes in their lives, they race against the clock to find the serial killer who is targeting marines - and soon NCIS agents seem to be on his list as well...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,199 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
It Must Be the Weather by JewishNinjaChick reviews
Due to a snow storm, Ziva is stuck spending the night at Tony's house. TIVA! Rated T for minor adult language and sexual references.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The beauty and the band by thegirlnextdoor101 reviews
AU, NCIS high school with a twist! When Ziva David comes to a very exclusive all girls secondary school in England she could not be more out of place. But a certain boy may chage her judgement... Will include McGee/Abby, Gibbs/Jenny and Kate/Ari *NOW COMPLETE*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 99,105 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A story of musicals by PegasusWings reviews
Just a short story using musical titles - just a bit of fun really :
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Erik
Spin The Bottle by NCIS-TIVA xx reviews
The NCIS team decides to take the evening after a bad day at work to go out for a few drinks and a few general conversations, but things change when they start to play a game and it becomes a reality… Includes a lot of TIVA, some MCABBY and some JIBBS! xx
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Survival by WritingFromTheSoul reviews
Hunger Games & NCIS Crossover, sort of. Just the characters from NCIS. When Ziva's sister is chosen at the Reaping, Ziva bravely volunteers to go for her. And just like that, she is immersed into the bloody Hunger Games.
Crossover - NCIS & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ziva D., Katniss E.
Welcome to Eureka by Tammbk reviews
An ongoing series about NCIS, starting with a crossover with Eureka. The NCIS team is in for a big surprise when they visit the worlds smartest little town while investigating a case about a dead marine. Tiva, Jibbs, and McAbby reletionships for NCIS.
Crossover - NCIS & Eureka - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011
Not Feeling Like Myself Today by HalfwaytoNowhere142 reviews
COMPLETE: What if Tony and Ziva switched bodies? Will it help them find love along the way or will it ultimately destroy their relationship? Idea based on Freaky Friday. Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS, its characters, or anything related to it. Warning: Mature
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,436 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Date by LittleMissBrit reviews
Tony and Ziva's date, from him asking her until they arrive back at her apartment. Very much Tiva! I don't own NCIS, or anything else referenced.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
MrDiNozzo by LittleMissBrit reviews
Sequel to 'Mrs.DiNozzo,' which you MUST read to understand this. Watch Tony and Ziva as they focus on their coming baby and how they got 'together.' TIVA, with implied McAbby and Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
MrsDiNozzo by LittleMissBrit reviews
Tony is in an accident at the crime scene, and falls victim to amnesia. He thinks the team are his real family. And even worse...he thinks Ziva's his wife! I don't own NCIS or anything else referenced.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Alpha by anny385 reviews
Tony has a secret that nobody knows about. An NCIS and Alpha Crossover. Short story.
Crossover - NCIS & Alphas - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Tony D., Dr. Rosen - Complete
The truth is in their eyes by PatryTrusky reviews
The NCIS team's investigating a case in LA with the help of the CBI. What happens when Jane decides to have a little fun with two members? TIVA Possibly Jisbon and Grigsby. *Thanks to Stacy* Set up in S.7 of NCIS. Previously named Acting on our feelings.
Crossover - NCIS & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Tony D., Patrick J.
Never Been Prouder by up and coming writer reviews
Oneshot. Booth and Bones are in therapy with Sweets and he tells why he's never been prouder of Bones.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/4/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
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Things Have Changed reviews
Tony has just returned from his honeymoon but not to all friendly faces. What happens when secrets are revealed as a well known face re-joins the team? TIVA. One Shot. Just fluff really.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Tony D., Ziva D., EJ Barrett - Complete
Stuff of Fairytales reviews
When petty officers are viciously murdered and left on display in the most peculiar ways the team know they only have a limited amount of time to catch the killer before he strikes again. End of season 10/beginning of 11 didn't happen so Ziva is still a part of the team. (Established TIVA but not a major part of the story.)
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014
Telling The Family reviews
Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David are engaged. They just have to tell everyone. Family friendly drabble just for a bit of light hearted TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Team Torchwood reviews
When Gibb's team get a very strange case a very special captain is drafted into help.OOC AU. Review!
Crossover - NCIS & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Jack H.
Not Exactly Work Related reviews
The Director gives the Team a bonding exercise.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012
The Aftermath reviews
A story I wrote for my english practice. Post end of Berlin. What is Ziva thinking whilst she is waiting in the wreck of the car? It was written before Revenge so nothing that happened in that episode is included. Full reasons why inside. TIVA please review! Thank you!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Ziva D. - Complete
One Stormy Night reviews
One stormy night McGee comes to stay with DiNozzo. He discovers Tony has been hiding something. Or someone. TIVA MCNOZZO bromance.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
The Babysitter
Sequel to my story 'The Mystery Fiance' but you don't really have to read it to understand. When Abby is asked to babysit Sarah, Ziva's daughter, what secrets will we learn? and what happened to Sarah's father? Hints of TIVA but nothing massive.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Abby S. - Complete
The Mystery Fiance reviews
Tony has been dating somebody for two years now without the teams knowledge when his relationship with her goes further than anybody expected how will everybody react?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
Facebook Friends reviews
What would happen if the NCIS team had facebook?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
The New Girl reviews
Ziva gets fired from NCIS and joins the Fringe division.
Crossover - NCIS & Fringe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ziva D.
New York, New York reviews
The team take a trip to New York. There will be TIVA and McAbby pairings.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012
New Friends, New Enemies reviews
When a 16 year old Ziva joins the Rock what will her new teammates think of her and will she fall for the new guy from New York? Please Review!
Crossover - NCIS & Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2012
Do you hear the NCIS agent sing? reviews
What would happen if the NCIS team discovered Ziva's biggest secret? PLEASE REVIEW!
Crossover - NCIS & Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete